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94 discussions started by 'Flashman'

I've discovered one of those 'lumps' you read about. - Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t spend ... by Flashman on 08.05.2011
Paul Rodgers: "Freddie who?" - The following article is taken from this week’s ... by Flashman on 27.11.2009
I have seen the future of Manrock... - ... and its name is Hotleg. http://www.myspace.... by Flashman on 09.08.2008
Defending Queen. - Hello all. Long time no see. I was down the Re... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach - All the best from THE best! 33 years young, old... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
The 10 Commandments - How many have you broken? I've almost got the full... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
Barry 'Bulsara' George wins right to appeal - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6769469.stm A we... by Flashman on 20.06.2007
Queen Factoids - You won't find these on Wikipedia:- During the... by Flashman on 12.04.2007
Flashman Jnr - Just to let you know I am now officially in the fa... by Flashman on 21.03.2007
Name my baby - As regular posters may be aware, the arrival of my... by Flashman on 07.02.2007
Happy Birthday, 'The Greatest' - Happy 65th birthday Muhammad Ali. Still the most r... by Flashman on 17.01.2007
Take me to your Leader - So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Brian about to be on Radio 5 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/ BBC Radio 5. He... by Flashman on 02.12.2006
Your epitaph - This will cheer you up, you miserable bunch of bas... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
The Secret Of A Successful Marriage - Aye, dear reader, I'm back off my honeymoon and no... by Flashman on 14.11.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Aye, that's right dear Reader, in just a few short... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
How will you die? - http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ Apparently, a ... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
Reincarnation Station - Hang it all, apparently I'm coming back as a duck.... by Flashman on 11.04.2006
Happy St.Valentine's Day - To all my beautiful QZ ladies, Flashy hasn't forgo... by Flashman on 14.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite! A vigil for Flashman. - Today is the day. A day I hoped I'd never see, but... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - Funny how the advancing years affect you, and I ai... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
Search Results - Type your name followed by 'Queenzone' into your s... by Flashman on 18.01.2006
Camera up your arse - After a recent bout of sickness, it appears I must... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Nemesis - You all know me, gentle readers. I tell it like it... by Flashman on 04.01.2006
Free Chat-up advice from your favourite QZer - Here's a selection of some of the lines I've used ... by Flashman on 16.11.2005
Your favourite words - Some words hold special meanings, others just soun... by Flashman on 20.09.2005
Happy Birthday, Sir Archie Leach! - Gad, look at the state of this place: if it ain't ... by Flashman on 26.07.2005
Texas Hold 'Em - Any other players out there? My pals 'Marvellou... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Your sporting moments - I'm one of those irritating bastards (what do you ... by Flashman on 11.07.2005
Make the world a better place - God died and made you God. Or possibly God made yo... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
People! - Dropped my guts in public today and it was worse t... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards - Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' aw... by Flashman on 07.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - I'm always rattling something. I'm a bugger for it... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - ... dressed in the 60s style, if possible. Err... ... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Frankie Poullain quits The Darkness - John Deacon to replace? http://www.contactmusic... by Flashman on 23.05.2005
Is the Internet rubbish? - Sometimes I sit there at my desk and think 'Right,... by Flashman on 20.05.2005
Pope Idol - 4-1: Francis Arinze 6-1:Giacomo Biffi, Dionigi T... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Complete 'Hangman' Lyrics - Don't you know it's rude to hide behind your mask?... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - On my estate (and I ain’t talking councils), I e... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Things to do while shopping. - From a recent e-mail, you may have seen it before:... by Flashman on 23.03.2005
75 quid!? - Good old Sir Archie, the bluff old cove, has manag... by Flashman on 29.01.2005
1 - 0. Great start to t'New Year. - Back of the net! You'll be pleased to learn tha... by Flashman on 02.01.2005
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Tsunamis. Earthquakes. Tens of thousands killed. C... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - Paul Rodgers is terrified of clocks. If he is ever... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - Paul Rodgers is inadequate as a lead vocal as far ... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
McFly cover Queen on their new album - That's right, the pre-pubic popsters murder 'Crazy... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - Dear QueenZoners, please find it in your dumb old ... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
In your face, lefties! - It appears the average American ain't as dumb as t... by Flashman on 03.11.2004
Can't sign in on new board - As you have probably guessed from the subject titl... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - Before I start, I'd just like to point out that I ... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
Fancy a quickie? - Some one-liners for you (actually some may be two ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Flashman: The Game - Amazing the things my legion of fans do to get on ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - Round at Leach Hall yesterday evening for the usua... by Flashman on 18.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Seems like all the recent furore about we measly E... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Backwards - "It's fun to smoke Mahatma Gandhi" (Anot... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
'Wobbly Head' Paula Radcliffe quits like a dog - Watch her crying her eyes out as she gave up in th... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Back from Corfu - Just thought you'd like to see where I've been sun... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - As everybody knows - it is the woman's responsibil... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Vacation Plans - Popped up to see old Flashman Senior at his curren... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Is this sexist? - Yesterday, the bloody council sent a female repres... by Flashman on 12.07.2004
Is this racist? - Recently at the annual ball down at the Reform Clu... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - . I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Can you suss the Queen tracks from the following a... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - The poor wee thing seems to have been a bit down l... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - Congratulations to Banquo, one of QZ's finest eggs... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - In the recent 'Horror Movies' topic, our resident ... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Venus in transition - Rare event tomorrow. Even ol' Flashy can't recall ... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - If so, I'm sure it will be the making of you. T... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Dear QueenZoners and Charles Baer, please find it ... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
Congratulations iGSM - 1000 posts for the fruitcake from OZ. Still no... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
No news is good news - Except in this particular section of the message b... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Life is a vicious circle - Ain’t it though? You get up. You try a dump. ... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
"Into every life a little rain must fall" - Do you think that when Freddie sang this it was be... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
Best opening line in a Queen song. - Without trawling through the entire collection or,... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Brian on Virgin Radio this Sunday - Young Brian will feature in a programme entitled '... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - First of all, let's cut to the chase: All those fo... by Flashman on 29.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Anyone? - Ah, I appear to be the only one here. Figures... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Child's Play - One of my staff recently had this e-mailed to them... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
QZ Post of the Month - January - It's a rum old place is QueenZone, full of fruitca... by Flashman on 31.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - It's just struck me that I might have left some of... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Finish my poem (Brain power required) - So that rules you out then, Charles Baer you big d... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - As it seems to be the way of things these days, I ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - NOT Charles Baer. It's only a notice board. It ... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - They should be made to sit in corners and eat dust... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - Ever wondered what song would best represent Earth... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Killer Queen.45 : Where's the bugger gone? - Last I recall he was embarking on some Blaine - or... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Hey Teacher - leave those kids alone! - Teacher Quote TEACHER: George, go to the map ... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Most of you are nuts - You are though. You're nuttier than a wagon loa... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
There aren't any active topics - I've never seen that before... when nobody has pos... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
For Dark - As promised to Synthia to celebrate her 1000th pos... by Flashman on 14.11.2003

1427 posts by user 'Flashman'

I return! - PG. Now there's a blast from the whatsit.... by Flashman on 14.12.2012
Happy Birthday YourValentine !! - Have a capital day YV.... by Flashman on 25.11.2011
I've discovered one of those 'lumps' you read about. - Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t spend ... by Flashman on 08.05.2011
Queenzone reunited - A reunion, eh? Well, it ain't my round. Will the... by Flashman on 15.03.2011
Paul Rodgers: "Freddie who?" - The following article is taken from this week’s ... by Flashman on 27.11.2009
Olympic opening ceremony - London will piss all over it, fatty, old chum. ... by Flashman on 09.08.2008
I have seen the future of Manrock... - ... and its name is Hotleg. http://www.myspace.... by Flashman on 09.08.2008
Defending Queen. - I shall be in attendance on October 18th at Liverp... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Defending Queen. - That's wonderful, assdude. But I've a notion that ... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Defending Queen. - Hello all. Long time no see. I was down the Re... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru - My belated best wishes, old boy. I bought you a... by Flashman on 08.01.2008
Like this world needed this... - Get a grip, it might be the making of her. There's... by Flashman on 02.08.2007
Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach - We were going to be guests of honour tomorrow nigh... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
England under water - Take more than a deluge of water to dampen the Bri... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
Am I a true Queenfan? - I'm in two minds. Any true Queen fan worth thei... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach - All the best from THE best! 33 years young, old... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
Suggestions? - You're in Liverpool, hey? You could vist my hub... by Flashman on 04.07.2007
Happy Burnday Lester Birtham - All the best, old thing. You've reached that ag... by Flashman on 04.07.2007
The 10 Commandments - There's no substitute for experience, old bean... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
The 10 Commandments - I don't know who to believe about these Commandmen... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
The 10 Commandments - How many have you broken? I've almost got the full... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
Barry 'Bulsara' George wins right to appeal - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6769469.stm A we... by Flashman on 20.06.2007
Happy Birthday, Dan Corson - Ah, err.. May I allow my good friend Bob to be the... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
Dumb Question - Izzat so? Actually, to be fair to Brian, I may ... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
Dumb Question - I once had a sherry with Brian at a pinball tourna... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
Happy Birthday, Dan Corson - No, allow me. Happy Birthday, old fellow, and m... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
iGSM, you magnificent bastard! - Happy Birthday, you old rogue, and many more of 'e... by Flashman on 24.04.2007
Day of Silence '07 - Well, your zany scheme is working for me. I've ... by Flashman on 18.04.2007
Queen Factoids - You won't find these on Wikipedia:- During the... by Flashman on 12.04.2007
Flashman Jnr - Don't play dumb, you old rake, although it cle... by Flashman on 29.03.2007
Happy belated birthday, Flashman - Most gracious of you all. Many thanks for all the ... by Flashman on 22.03.2007
Flashman Jnr - It'll be like that scene from 'Only Fools and ... by Flashman on 21.03.2007
Flashman Jnr - Just to let you know I am now officially in the fa... by Flashman on 21.03.2007
Happy Birthday Bob the Shrek! - All the best, Bob lad. Here, you know you're ge... by Flashman on 26.02.2007
Happy Birthday Janet!!! - To one of the best from THE best. Congrats from... by Flashman on 20.02.2007
Name my baby - Faithful. Yes. Yes, that's right... ;-) ... by Flashman on 08.02.2007
Name my baby - Gad, it's tough. I want to avoid anything common. ... by Flashman on 08.02.2007
Name my baby - As regular posters may be aware, the arrival of my... by Flashman on 07.02.2007
Heavens to murgatroid, I'm busy! - D'ye know, we'll always have the last laugh where ... by Flashman on 02.02.2007
My Dictatorship - You're putting the Dick into Dictator. It also ... by Flashman on 30.01.2007
Roger's massive drum set. - His drumkit is so massive because it's a penis ext... by Flashman on 30.01.2007
UK Census petition - Try the electoral rolls, John. Not only does it pr... by Flashman on 30.01.2007
Clint Eastwood - You can't beat a bit of Clint, the King Of The Wes... by Flashman on 19.01.2007
Happy Birthday, 'The Greatest' - Happy 65th birthday Muhammad Ali. Still the most r... by Flashman on 17.01.2007
Happy Birthday Miss James! - Happy Birthday, gorgeous! Don't forget, Flashy'... by Flashman on 11.01.2007
Mannheim 86 - full video - Ten bob says he's taped "Debbie Does Dallas&q... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Take me to your Leader - I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Take me to your Leader - So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
The Queenzone Band!!! - You'd better get your bagpipe solo in early Bo... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Holy shit - Holy grail - For record-collectors! - Hang about, I've got half a dozen identical to tho... by Flashman on 08.12.2006
Brian about to be on Radio 5 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/ BBC Radio 5. He... by Flashman on 02.12.2006
Winter Wonderland - I was stood there all night waiting for you to... by Flashman on 01.12.2006
Happy Birthday YourValentine!!! - Have a good one, toots. Growing old is mandato... by Flashman on 24.11.2006
The Secret Of A Successful Marriage - I've got my fingers in more pies than 'Hollands', ... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
Penetration_Guru, where are you? - Good ol' PG, he's worth at least a dozen of most o... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
Your epitaph - This will cheer you up, you miserable bunch of bas... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
The Secret Of A Successful Marriage - Aye, dear reader, I'm back off my honeymoon and no... by Flashman on 14.11.2006
noone but you - Certainly! It's:- CFGAGE CFGAG CFGAGE EFECC CB... by Flashman on 20.10.2006
Genesis to reform - I ain't been so excited since I had that boil lanc... by Flashman on 19.10.2006
Entertainment in Cardiff - Capital YV, Sir Archie has thus far excelled himse... by Flashman on 19.10.2006
Who fancies Sophie Anderton? - I'd blow my beans in her face. But then, there'... by Flashman on 17.10.2006
Discribe Brian in 1 word now - That's at least 10 words. Not including 'Youchh... by Flashman on 02.10.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Don't let the lack of an invitation stop you s... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Never say never, toots - I'm far from out of t... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Aye, that's right dear Reader, in just a few short... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
Hamster - Good luck Hamster. A thoroughly nice bloke off ... by Flashman on 21.09.2006
Whatever happened to Barry? - I believe he posts under a different username on Q... by Flashman on 21.09.2006
Where is Flashy? - I certainly am. Now, you see where the conf... by Flashman on 29.06.2006
Where is Flashy? - Quite frankly, no, it's not okay. I've been po... by Flashman on 28.06.2006
Where is Flashy? - And here's me thinking I was being sadly missed, w... by Flashman on 26.06.2006
Hello! - Hey up, lad. I too was wondering what had becom... by Flashman on 12.06.2006
Kittens and puppies and cute babies, awww - Here, I don't half wish she was - I'd have tapped ... by Flashman on 07.06.2006
The End Is Nigh. - Ah, now y'see the mistake Sir Archie made, the ol'... by Flashman on 02.06.2006
GREG BROOKS REPLIES - addressing the issue of whinging weirdos - Here, there's no need for all that - I've only... by Flashman on 27.05.2006
GREG BROOKS REPLIES - addressing the issue of whinging weirdos - Such a pity that the archivist of our favourite ba... by Flashman on 26.05.2006
Happy Birthday Dan Corson!!! - Have a Flashtastic day, buggerlugs. All t'best ... by Flashman on 25.05.2006
How will you die? - My apologies. I don't visit this form too much... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
How will you die? - http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ Apparently, a ... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
The End Is Nigh. - You want to chuck that Sidney out. He's done n... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
The End Is Nigh. - Here Archie, you old humbug, I'm willing to wager ... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills split. - He bought her a plane, didn't he? To shave her ... by Flashman on 18.05.2006
Big Brother's Back Again - Yes, it is rather a tawdry affair, but here's an i... by Flashman on 10.05.2006
This is why I hate Tories, but love Boris Johnson - It was hilarious. Good ol' Boris - the hun never d... by Flashman on 05.05.2006
Staff relations - An update for those avid Flashy fans (all of you, ... by Flashman on 27.04.2006
Reincarnation Station - Hang it all, apparently I'm coming back as a duck.... by Flashman on 11.04.2006
Divine Comedy - The lead singer called Queen 'a joke band with jok... by Flashman on 04.04.2006
Anybody want to buy a Blue Peter badge? - I'll tell you what - have you clocked the current ... by Flashman on 28.03.2006
4 Reasons Why Paul Weller Deserves A Knighthood - The Style Council counterbalances all those reason... by Flashman on 14.03.2006
The bastards - There's nowt to stop you doing it in your own time... by Flashman on 14.03.2006
Test how steady you are!!! - My hands were shaking to begin with, thanks to the... by Flashman on 04.03.2006
Happy Birthday, Bob the Shrek - Happy Birthday to one of the best from THE best. ... by Flashman on 27.02.2006
TAKE THE MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - You don't often see 'Woody Allen' and 'hilarious' ... by Flashman on 16.02.2006
How did Queen travel ? - Freddie was so posh, he even used to get airlifted... by Flashman on 15.02.2006
John S Stuart vs. Roger Taylor. - I can't deny he's got a couple of inches on me... by Flashman on 15.02.2006
Happy St.Valentine's Day - Chortle! Spot who didn't get a card! I'd let... by Flashman on 14.02.2006
Happy St.Valentine's Day - To all my beautiful QZ ladies, Flashy hasn't forgo... by Flashman on 14.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - 'FLASHY'S ARSE IN 2 PARTS - SEE THE WHOLE NEXT WEE... by Flashman on 11.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite! A vigil for Flashman. - Today is the day. A day I hoped I'd never see, but... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
Flashman, I'm calling you out! - Lester, rest assured that this post concerning my ... by Flashman on 07.02.2006
Whos more famous out of jacko or elvis - Put it this way: if Elvis turned up tomorrow, you'... by Flashman on 06.02.2006
Camera up your arse - 194 hours and 21 minutes.... For all you who a... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Draw A Pig. - Where's the eraser? http://drawapig.desktopcrea... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Queen related comic online - I have to say it's fantastic. You have a real and ... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Camera up your arse - One for the aficionados amongst you: The Ring (... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Most Hillarious video ever *Click here* - The really frightening thing is that you actually ... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Camera up your arse - The Shite Comes Down Seven Shades Of Rhye My H... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Camera up your arse - They'd better use summat, or I'll break the fucker... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
Camera up your arse - This is all Blair's fault - him and his kind! Bloo... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
DRIVES ME CRAZEEE!!! - I'm sure you mean well, toots, but we'd have fuck ... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
Camera up your arse - Save me! My appointment has been brought forwar... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - Another band that sound better the older you get a... by Flashman on 31.01.2006
I'm new... =) - Hey up. You'll find us quite a friendly bunch o... by Flashman on 31.01.2006
Need help finding something - Try this. Jump on Flashy's lap if you get scared. ... by Flashman on 31.01.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - You silly sods. In a similar vein - I used to r... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - Funny how the advancing years affect you, and I ai... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
Now i'm wondering - No, that was Jarrod Needleheim.... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
The next England manager will be........................................... - Graham Taylor. If nothing else, so we can have a h... by Flashman on 28.01.2006
announcing.............................................tongue piercing - You'll have to pop over, toots, to give me a tingl... by Flashman on 27.01.2006
my profile pic - It ain't an oversight, young man. You were born wi... by Flashman on 26.01.2006
my profile pic - Never stand next to a door for a photo if you're a... by Flashman on 26.01.2006
Weridest place you' v sang Queen - Myself, Sir Archie and Paul 'Amazing' Grace once g... by Flashman on 18.01.2006
Search Results - Type your name followed by 'Queenzone' into your s... by Flashman on 18.01.2006
Camera up your arse - Many thanks for the countless e-mails, PMs and goo... by Flashman on 17.01.2006
Camera up your arse - I can't understand why I, of all people, should su... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Camera up your arse - http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/examinati... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Camera up your arse - After a recent bout of sickness, it appears I must... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Morecambe - It's rumoured I have to have a camera inserted int... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Morecambe - Apologies for lateness of reply, young eggster, bu... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Nemesis - After a couple of night's frantic searching for an... by Flashman on 05.01.2006
My New Year wishes for the notice board - Happy to oblige ye! That's Flashy for you ... by Flashman on 05.01.2006
Nemesis - You all know me, gentle readers. I tell it like it... by Flashman on 04.01.2006
Les Miserables - Terrific bloke is old Les, not at all the curmudge... by Flashman on 22.12.2005
10 Years In The Making - So you've got both nads and naps? Christ, I'd n... by Flashman on 19.12.2005
Calling all WI fans - Gesundheit!... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
The corrupted wish thread - On your wedding night she says "Not bad, but ... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Calling all WI fans - Women's Institute? Don't they save fallen women... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Why the outrage now? - Thanks for the countless 'Come Back Flashman', 'Fl... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Why the outrage now? - Whatever becomes of 'em, they won't go again in a ... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Free Chat-up advice from your favourite QZer - Here's a selection of some of the lines I've used ... by Flashman on 16.11.2005
The Darkness' new album - Natch.... by Flashman on 14.11.2005
Star Wars. From "yippee" to "tell your sister you were right" - Still not seen the last one. 'Attack Of The Clones... by Flashman on 13.11.2005
cuntbubbles get 11 years each - Good news, Fatty lad. I can testify that it ai... by Flashman on 07.11.2005
Did Freddie ever date a disabled person? - Then I humbly apologise. I believe Freddie's et... by Flashman on 04.11.2005
Did Freddie ever date a disabled person? - No he didn't. Not only, as we have recently discov... by Flashman on 04.11.2005
The Chandelier - Gad, we've all done it, surely? I must admit it... by Flashman on 04.11.2005
Best song beginning with 'P' - If it's 'Queen related', a more complete list woul... by Flashman on 03.11.2005
Sheer Retard Attack - 1-0 to Lester methinks. I love the way this pos... by Flashman on 03.11.2005
Homo Help - Just say: "Look folks, I prefer the funnel, n... by Flashman on 03.11.2005
What kind of car do you drive? - Lisser, you really should consider trading in this... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
I've finish my thesis - Nonsense, Bob. I was expelled for drunken and lewd... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
What kind of car do you drive? - Depends on the day of the week, and what kind of m... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
The Warriors Directors Cut On DVD! Any The Warriors Fans Here? - "Warriors! Come out to play-ay!" Not ... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
New Madonna song - Madonna c.1990 - one of the best sets of tits you'... by Flashman on 30.10.2005
gay as daffodil? - The daffodil is rare in the plant world in that it... by Flashman on 21.10.2005
BE A NICE FORUM - It's 'throne', by the way.... by Flashman on 19.10.2005
The Darkness: New album Nov. 29 - Cheers for the link Queenleaf. Spot on! The Dar... by Flashman on 18.10.2005
how many albums have they sold? - Not sure as to the exact figure, but I've got abou... by Flashman on 18.10.2005
The Gospel According To Barry Mitchell. - Without doubt, the most interesting post I've read... by Flashman on 18.10.2005
The new James Bond is.... - Imagine how I feel... They obviously required s... by Flashman on 13.10.2005
Most Haunted - 'Stuff and nonsense' and 'Tommyrot' are two expres... by Flashman on 13.10.2005
Freddie's Switzerland statuette - I want one in the 'Action Man' style with moving e... by Flashman on 12.10.2005
Does anyone know Brian May's Emial Address? - brian.may@hotmail39 Hope this is 'compernsive' ... by Flashman on 11.10.2005
Freddies Limo on eBay - Sorely, sorely tempted. Just scrapped my first... by Flashman on 11.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Rather fetching, I must say. But still not big ... by Flashman on 11.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Here, you said you'd keep that under your hat. ... by Flashman on 10.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Hmmm, I'll be washing sand out of me crack for mon... by Flashman on 10.10.2005
The newest limerick thread - There is a great band name of Queen, The finest r... by Flashman on 10.10.2005
Convention 2005 - I would love to play a round with you some time, E... by Flashman on 07.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Capital! What details do we have for next year'... by Flashman on 07.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Do you mean I'd have been like a pig in shit at Pr... by Flashman on 07.10.2005
Convention 2005 - ... and Lisser, we don't have a netball court as y... by Flashman on 06.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Banquo, is there ever any decent skirt there for t... by Flashman on 06.10.2005
Irish People I Love (who are yours?) - Mine's a rather short list, in that there aren't a... by Flashman on 05.10.2005
I think I'm alright... - I'd love to help money-wise, but things are a ... by Flashman on 29.09.2005
Need video help - You bloody prude! The human form is nothing to be ... by Flashman on 29.09.2005
Top 5 Dodgy footballers names - Dean Windass.... by Flashman on 29.09.2005
I think I'm alright... - Nowt left? Gammon! You have your beautiful look... by Flashman on 28.09.2005
''Push The Button" To Men Of QZ - Pat Benatar? 20 years ago perhaps - after a couple... by Flashman on 26.09.2005
''Push The Button" To Men Of QZ - The blonde piece would certainly get it, and the b... by Flashman on 22.09.2005
"I'm the only gay in the tribute band!" - The Freddie Mercury one is spot on. If he'd ha... by Flashman on 22.09.2005
That's it I'm leaving Queenzone. For good. And I mean it. - I 'borrowed' a cohort's villa in Costa Teguise. Pe... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
That's it I'm leaving Queenzone. For good. And I mean it. - Ach, he was envious enough himself a few weeks bac... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
That's it I'm leaving Queenzone. For good. And I mean it. - Had a gloating text message from the old cornball:... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
Your favourite words - Fatty's "cuntbubble" would make a worthy... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
Your favourite words - Rot, how did I forget cunnilingus? I never have do... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
Rita is coming!! - Rita is coming. Gad, I've not heard those words... by Flashman on 20.09.2005
Your favourite words - Some words hold special meanings, others just soun... by Flashman on 20.09.2005
Happy Birthday, Sir Archie Leach! - Gad, look at the state of this place: if it ain't ... by Flashman on 26.07.2005
Happy Birthday, wstüssyb - Have a Flashtastic day, lad. Hey, I didn't have... by Flashman on 26.07.2005
Am i the only one - Maybe they're all from Utah where this kind of thi... by Flashman on 20.07.2005
The Rolling Stones to release first album in 8 years... - First album in 8 years? I doubt it will lead to... by Flashman on 20.07.2005
Am i the only one - The big giveaway is that their handwriting is exac... by Flashman on 20.07.2005
ATTN: iGSM - It's wombat season over there, so he'll be out hun... by Flashman on 14.07.2005
Texas Hold 'Em - I don't play for tokens, my lad, but for your Amer... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Texas Hold 'Em - Any other players out there? My pals 'Marvellou... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Your sporting moments - I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with you, Yuri.... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Your sporting moments - I'm one of those irritating bastards (what do you ... by Flashman on 11.07.2005
What's the difference between the average 17-year-old boy and a catfish? - In six months time you may have changed your tune.... by Flashman on 07.07.2005
Richard Whiteley pops off. - May I be the first to offer my shoulder to Carol V... by Flashman on 27.06.2005
Bob the Shrek's Mum - Thoughts and best wishes from all at the Towers. ... by Flashman on 27.06.2005
People! - Hope all goes well, Bob lad.... by Flashman on 25.06.2005
People! - Joseph Pujol indeed. I can think of no more fi... by Flashman on 23.06.2005
Make the world a better place - He was never the same after he met that Chinese bi... by Flashman on 23.06.2005
Make the world a better place - God died and made you God. Or possibly God made yo... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
People! - Dropped my guts in public today and it was worse t... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
Congestion Charge. - People will keep voting for the stinking bastards.... by Flashman on 21.06.2005
whats your height and weight - 8.25 inches, but never weighed it. C'mon, this ... by Flashman on 18.06.2005
Just found this out!! - Tell your folks I'll give 'em six quid for the lot... by Flashman on 16.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - A masterstroke Brimon, I haven't seen such a wonde... by Flashman on 15.06.2005
No Subject - Oh, he's back already. That was a quick one.... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - Some player, was Garden. The People's Champion if ... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
No Subject - Why bother replying? This chap is clearly a man of... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - ***ANTI-FOLD CARD*** Aha! You've fallen for the... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - Well played, Banquo - you've called my treble bluf... by Flashman on 13.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - And just like Doggett, I'm going to follow Aldwych... by Flashman on 13.06.2005
signing out - Just so long as you come back, toots. With som... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - At last, I can use the Victoria Switch and play Pi... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Your favorite web pages - I used to be a big fan of the following, until the... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - Jeepers, you chaps can play! But I've no little... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - How can you complete without a Terminal Wildcard? ... by Flashman on 11.06.2005
Bono - To be honest - whenever Bono says we should do som... by Flashman on 11.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - I almost played Tottenham Court Road then, forgett... by Flashman on 11.06.2005
Blog question - Don't know what you're waffling on about Lester, o... by Flashman on 10.06.2005
The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards - Hmm... according to the latest currency converters... by Flashman on 07.06.2005
The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards - Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' aw... by Flashman on 07.06.2005
back from the unconscious - Regards and best wishes from the Towers. So - d... by Flashman on 03.06.2005
Bonus - They're lucky to have you, toots. As is tickqu... by Flashman on 03.06.2005
ICQ says it's Erins Birthday... - Congratulations from the Towers! x... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Oh, it definitely was, wstüssyb. Quite violen... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - *Double Post*... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Aye, trust ol' Flashy to bring some of the big... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
The state of the Queenzone board - *Trips over rug, spills red wine down Marial-B's t... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Hmm... since those limpets have been deleted, half... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
Only Mad Dogs and Englishwomen... - It's the grey lycra jogging pants that get me Arch... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
The state of the Queenzone board - *Checks to see if I've been deleted* Nope. Ever... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Bah, and here's ol' Flash hoping you were keeping ... by Flashman on 29.05.2005
For Arlene and any other Saber-Weilding Jedi or Sith. - This'll probably be up your street, Banquers old c... by Flashman on 29.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Gad, there's more oddballs in this place now than ... by Flashman on 29.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - I'm always rattling something. I'm a bugger for it... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Geeks - Aye, but all roads lead to Flashman.... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - The name's Flashman, my lad. Now get down on y... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Special Announcement: I am so happy, Queenleaf & Moi will marry. - *Bangs on Church Windows* Queenleaf, No! Don't ... by Flashman on 26.05.2005
What is..... - Most blokes have only just discovered the G Spot, ... by Flashman on 26.05.2005
Happy Birthday Mr Corson - Congratulations from the Towers' sick bed.... by Flashman on 25.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - Head... swimming..... Can't... open... eyes........ by Flashman on 25.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - Thanks Queenleaf, you're a real tonic. I was go... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - ... dressed in the 60s style, if possible. Err... ... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
It went well. - Good news, young Sir, and good luck. What's the... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Frankie Poullain quits The Darkness - I can assure you she has, Archie.... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Frankie Poullain quits The Darkness - John Deacon to replace? http://www.contactmusic... by Flashman on 23.05.2005
Velvet Revolver... - Still only listened to half of their album - and I... by Flashman on 23.05.2005
Queen and politics - They were all Tories, of course. Most sensible ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
The First QZ Marriage - Put me down for the best man's speech, although I ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Is the Internet rubbish? - *Pins "Today's Top Toady" rosette on dra... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Youngest Queenzoner atm? - At 32, surely I must be amongst the very youngest ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Univision Song Contest - Actually caught a bit of it on TV last night. The ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Happy Birthday, Iron Eagle - Congratulations from the Towers! Have a good 'un!... by Flashman on 20.05.2005
Is the Internet rubbish? - Sometimes I sit there at my desk and think 'Right,... by Flashman on 20.05.2005
My slam poem - Jolly well done, toots - a spiffing attempt. No... by Flashman on 19.05.2005
Open Letter from Malcolm Glazer to man Utd fans - Men in shorts. Not my cup of tea at all.... by Flashman on 18.05.2005
Who Could Be the Surprise Headliner of Rock am Ring? - It's Opus! Life! Na na na na na! Life is Life!... by Flashman on 13.05.2005
Peter Kay @ Hyde Park!!!!???! - CHEESEcake? Ooh, you dirty bastards.... by Flashman on 12.05.2005
Type your username with your elbows! - fl,zsxhm,xazn... by Flashman on 12.05.2005
Budweiser Vs. Heinekin - Gad, they're both rotten beers. You lot'll drink '... by Flashman on 12.05.2005
Rolling Stones rock the world again 2005-2006!!!! - They're so fucking old these days I bet they have ... by Flashman on 10.05.2005
Newcastle £55 quid tickets said 'plus support' - Not sure if there was any support at the Mancheste... by Flashman on 08.05.2005
Stealin' - "Wheelin' and Dealin', and a little bit of St... by Flashman on 08.05.2005
Right that's it I'm leaving........... - Brave man, drinking pints at a concert. You must h... by Flashman on 07.05.2005
Review Birmingham, please tell what the setlist was! - Lummie, it's probably just this second started, gi... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
an awful thing!!! PR signed a queen album - Way to depreciate an album's value.... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Scotland? - But it's so cold in Scotland. And they all live... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
... - Fuck knows.... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - No, they've dropped The Show Must Go On. Paul R... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Right that's it I'm leaving........... - Nah, your arse is just large.... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Right that's it I'm leaving........... - You should have come to Manchester with Archie and... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - Listen, chum. I freely admit - nay, revel in - bei... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
DISASTER - traffic jam stopped us getting to Manchester - Rotten luck. Any chance of sparing a thought for t... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - Wouldn't want to sit next to me at Concerts? Like ... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Anybody Back From Manchester Concert Yet? Tell us about it, please....... - Gad, I said he was alright, for Flashy's sake. ... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Shouldn't we all e-mail Brian to drop 'A Kind Of Magic' off the setlist? - I also think he'd struggle with Spread Your Wings,... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - That's only because he ain't getting any, the ... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Now i must leave, Goodbye - I'd love to take the piss out of you Forever69, bu... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - Well, I remember when all this was fields...... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Anybody Back From Manchester Concert Yet? Tell us about it, please....... - Well, don't feel too bad considering. Put a few aw... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Hey guess what everyone!!! - That beer really suits you! Congrats!... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - Well, don't feel too bad considering. Put a few aw... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Whats with this - I'm afraid you've purchased a faulty album. The... by Flashman on 04.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - Gad, you know it always gets to me when I hear... by Flashman on 04.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - The only one I miss is KillerQueen.45 - a sound ch... by Flashman on 04.05.2005
... - I have lent my considerable support to your Blog c... by Flashman on 03.05.2005
Tales From A Former Carnie, Part One - Your yellow streak's almost as wide as mine, Burnh... by Flashman on 03.05.2005
THE DOOR IS OPEN MY FRIENDS... - *Waits patiently for hooter girls and sandwiches* ... by Flashman on 03.05.2005
Queenzoner of the year and month!!! - Hmm, QueenZoner of the Year? What will I win?... by Flashman on 02.05.2005
People of faith, help me out - ...and have a passionate but volatile affair with ... by Flashman on 02.05.2005
A Car for Manda - If memory serves, there's plenty of room in the ba... by Flashman on 02.05.2005
People of faith, help me out - Gad, he sounds like a fruitloop to me. He might be... by Flashman on 30.04.2005
GEEKS!!!!!!!!!! - Pffft! That doesn't look so scary. We've got bigge... by Flashman on 25.04.2005
Doctor Who - Easy. They're both overrated.... by Flashman on 25.04.2005
Doctor Who - Had to turn over last night's episode, as it was s... by Flashman on 24.04.2005
I'm going to be on tv - I'm delighted for you, and hope all goes well. The... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
If I ever (poem) - *Bows low* My dear, you know the way to a chap'... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
Happy Birthday To... - Regards from the Towers, have a Flashtastic Day. ... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
You say it's your birthday... - Hearty congratulations from the Towers, have a Fla... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
A Kind Of Magic by Melina Richmond - has anyone ever read it? - I've read it and it's rather dreadful. Embarrassin... by Flashman on 22.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - Chortle! Sir, you are one seriously disturb... by Flashman on 22.04.2005
John's peanut throwing on stage - Now you're just being ridiculous. To the best o... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
If I ever (poem) - That's lovely, you have a rare and precious gift. ... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
John's peanut throwing on stage - You're almost correct save for one minor flaw. ... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
'kin hilarious Killer Queen parody - Most chortleworthy, Synthia - and capital to see y... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - 3 weeks of bliss Banquers, don't knock 'em.... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - Takes one to know one, I suppose. Apart from th... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
2.53 guitar question on IWBTLY on MIH - It is called 'Straddling The Ooplegrinder', first ... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - As part of my renewed faith as an absolute bastard... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
"Yoda Coda" Star Wars Theme To Hit Charts! - Be a pile of shit it will. Buy it I won't.... by Flashman on 20.04.2005
Who's Your Most Loved Queen Zoner people - The following Zoners are my personal favourites:_ ... by Flashman on 20.04.2005
What was Fun It all about then? - Roger was only miffed at Another One Bites The Dus... by Flashman on 19.04.2005
Opinions of Velvet Revolver's "Fall To Pieces" - The best song on an otherwise disappointing album.... by Flashman on 13.04.2005
Glastonbury - I take it back. I've just spotted the genius that ... by Flashman on 12.04.2005
Glastonbury - Who gives a shit about her music? Looking at t... by Flashman on 12.04.2005
For Sale - I'll buy it. But I intend to dismantle it and t... by Flashman on 12.04.2005
computer help? - You urgently need to recallifrate your Tyco Meter.... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
"Queen" In The 60's - Make Your Own Reference Disc - Bachelor Boy?... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
Rare photo of Freddie on eBay! - Why would anyone want to bid for it? Just prin... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
New photos from Jake - They also share a brain cell.... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
"Queen" In The 60's - Make Your Own Reference Disc - Bachelor Boy? Are you absolutely sure about this? ... by Flashman on 10.04.2005
who is... - Hadn't someone better report this Mr. Rodgers to t... by Flashman on 10.04.2005
QUEEN MANIA you choose the stars - Thank fuck for the fast-forward button. Especially... by Flashman on 10.04.2005
Today I got the greatest news ever... - Hope all goes well, lad. Didn't realise you had pr... by Flashman on 07.04.2005
Pope Idol - 4-1: Francis Arinze 6-1:Giacomo Biffi, Dionigi T... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Complete 'Hangman' Lyrics - Don't you know it's rude to hide behind your mask?... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - Double Post. Mind you, mine should count twice.... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - There could be a position going for you at The... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Hitch Hikers - Didn't fill me with great optimism to learn that Z... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
MegaMike DEAD!!!!? - MegaMike, I am sorry to hear you are mentally ill.... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - On my estate (and I ain’t talking councils), I e... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Christopher Eccleston Quits Doctor Who - What, me with a time machine? But I'd use it f... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Are there any left-handed guys and gals on this board? - Burnt as witches and warlocks in my day were left ... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Christopher Eccleston Quits Doctor Who - In interviews, he always sems a bit embarrassed by... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
watch out for funny looking arms! - Growing an arm on your dick. Now THAT would be imp... by Flashman on 30.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Only if I can be Vice President! No, wait! Junior ... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Am I alone? - A man's WC is his kingdom, Archie, you old spiv. ... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Not particularly. I have been thinking of jump... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Jokes - A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and ... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Your points one at a time:- >Seen the prices... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
whoops! - I sense an air of desperation about your prose, de... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Doctor Who - In the context of the show.... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
whoops! - I, however, remain intoxicated solely by Lisser's ... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Jokes - After his examination, the doctor said to the elde... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - You must all follow your hearts, of course. But I... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Doctor Who - Poor acting, weak script and dialogue, woeful cont... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
ILL- - Why do you watch school's sport games? It's not... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Vote Conservative, young man. There's a pint in... by Flashman on 26.03.2005
Handedness of Freddie Mercury - I need to use both hands.... by Flashman on 24.03.2005
Tribute Bands - You was a tribute band? Been on the grape juic... by Flashman on 24.03.2005
Does Roger have a new girlfriend? - Has Rog got a new bird? Is shit brown? He gr... by Flashman on 24.03.2005
Things to do while shopping. - From a recent e-mail, you may have seen it before:... by Flashman on 23.03.2005
Happy Belated Birthday Flashman, you old dog! - Heartfelt thanks for your gracious acknowledgement... by Flashman on 21.03.2005
happy birthday catgurl! - Birthday greetings from The Towers.... by Flashman on 21.03.2005
Apology To Barry - Pick on someone your own size, Tractor Boy. Oh,... by Flashman on 20.03.2005
Doctor Who - You obviously have never seen the classic epis... by Flashman on 14.03.2005
Doctor Who - Just seen a selection of the 'monsters' to appear ... by Flashman on 13.03.2005
Who's Your Most Loved Queen Zoner people - Firstly, may I just say how deeply moved I am to b... by Flashman on 12.03.2005
The German Taliban - Given that in his formative years Murat Kurnaz ser... by Flashman on 10.03.2005
Why doesn't Brian do comedy? - Brian has a wonderful, natural sense for comedy. H... by Flashman on 08.03.2005
Whos is the richest member of Queen? - If we're measuring their richness in terms of the ... by Flashman on 05.03.2005
Ugliness knows no bounds! - I'm a little bemused by your first likeness, Leste... by Flashman on 04.03.2005
Shame on the Queen!!! - Gad, there's more than a few QueenZoners who'd... by Flashman on 03.03.2005
No Subject - I have been locked in a cupboard. Don't be ... by Flashman on 01.03.2005
No Subject - Arr, me hearty! Look'ee, there's been far too many... by Flashman on 01.03.2005
freddies politics- how would he see the world today - Freddie was quite an astute and clever chap, so wo... by Flashman on 04.02.2005
Rocky Bal-BOA! - Snakes don't belong in houses. You are a very crue... by Flashman on 04.02.2005
75 quid!? - No offence Rabon, but you're not from Chorley are ... by Flashman on 31.01.2005
Happy Birthday, dragonzflame - Have a Flashtastic Day, toots! I trust my thoug... by Flashman on 31.01.2005
75 quid!? - Fancy a bit, do you?... by Flashman on 30.01.2005
75 quid!? - Good old Sir Archie, the bluff old cove, has manag... by Flashman on 29.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - *Loses foxxymoron's CD in suspicious circumstances... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - *Steals foxxymoron's CD in crafty fashion* :-P... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Does anybody else think that Paul Rodgers is a terrible substitute for Fred - I'll get a cream for it.... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - Retribution within a sentence. That's quick wo... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Does anybody else think that Paul Rodgers is a terrible substitute for Fred - It's a term of irony rather then affection. Ra... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Does anybody else think that Paul Rodgers is a terrible substitute for Fred - A terrible substitute for our Fred? Paul Rodger... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Why didn't Brian sing '39 at Freddie's tribute show? - "I couldn't be arsed ", is what Brian sa... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
queenzone...........the best site of all time! - *Belches*... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
queenzone...........the best site of all time! - The main thing is the excellent contribution made ... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - That's an excellent review Lester, and I'm replyin... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Kids, anyone? - They all answer to it, Bob.... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Can somebody tell me this? - And before anyone asks: Brian May's real name i... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Help Writing DVDs - You put your left leg in, your left leg out, you d... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Can somebody tell me this? - I always thought he was born Burt Tumblewhack.... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Money for Tsunami Aid - I know it sounds awful, but I'm afraid I've got Do... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Deacon - Lucked in on the worlds biggest band! - Aye, it's a fact: Deacon was lucky. But it cuts ... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru - Hope you had a good 'un and that something finally... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Kids, anyone? - I dare say there's a string of Flashy Juniors all ... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
elvis on course - "Elvis on course!" That would put me ... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Happy Birthday to the Greatest Woman Ever! - Any excuse, Leach.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
lack of colour _ richard please read - Richard - fatty may have said 'naked Dark Myuttwo'... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Great news people! *dances in a circle* - Nah, it's known as Pileofshite 911 over here.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
html etc ? - Richard - Get your hand off my arse.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queen are in The Brit Awards! - That's what mama used to say. Gotta no respect.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
html etc ? - Richard - I believe in fatty.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
What categories would you add to Library Resources to help newbies? - Just 3 categories necessary:- Do you know what ... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
What Q&A would you put in Q&A to help newbies? - Everything you ever wanted to know about Freddie's... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queen are in The Brit Awards! - Strange, I read 'Heroes' by David Bowie won, with ... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queenzone, the worst site of all time. - On the contrary, I couldn't name you a single Juda... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Great news people! *dances in a circle* - It's a double header for Moore, as he also won thi... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
YourValentine - It would appear that my card and gift have also go... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Get Over it!! - I agree with a lot of what you are saying. However... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Happy Birthday to the Greatest Woman Ever! - Greatest woman ever? Maggie's birthday ain't until... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queenzone, the worst site of all time. - And as for your Judas Priest pals, well, they clea... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
1 - 0. Great start to t'New Year. - Back of the net! You'll be pleased to learn tha... by Flashman on 02.01.2005
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Young man, I've a good mind to come over there... by Flashman on 29.12.2004
Is it safe yet? - Come and sit on Flashy's knee Catgoddess, and tell... by Flashman on 29.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Give quiche a chance!... by Flashman on 29.12.2004
Stupid stupid stupid - Oh, sit down before you have a thrombosis. You'... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
Yeah buddy.. - You sir, are a ballbag.... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - *Encourages rest of QueenZone to circle MissJames,... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Alas, no! But weep not, young Lisser. For your... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Do I detect a jealous tone, dear Miss James? ... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Tsunamis. Earthquakes. Tens of thousands killed. C... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - The spirit of Christmas remains as enchanting as e... by Flashman on 27.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - Yes that is correct. All my facts are thoroughly r... by Flashman on 26.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - So long as they weren't table manners. I have ... by Flashman on 26.12.2004
A Christams Message from Leach Hall - Merry Christmas Sir Archie, you old spoon. I tr... by Flashman on 26.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - So what makes you two laugh then - an open grave?... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
America is not perfect, but england is worse - Then can you kindly explain the fucking Osmonds to... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - I don't doubt that folk will flock to see 'em and ... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - Paul Rodgers is terrified of clocks. If he is ever... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - I'm afraid I didn't get you anything, my dear Liss... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
QUEEN MUST OPEN NEW TOUR WITH "INNUENDO" - I think their running days are over, kid.... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Tony Parsons Daily Mirror (20/12/04) - The thing I can't believe is the fact that people ... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - Up until a few weeks ago, I admit I hadn't heard o... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
If Freddie were alive!!!!! - I believe it answered the question most beautifull... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - Don't talk to me about bloody Christmas! I'll tell... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
To all those who saying its not Queen - And none of the above are hardly selling out t... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - It'd be nice to see John, but as Sir Archie pointe... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Does anyone in queenzone want me to go. - Put me down as a 'don't care'.... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - Paul Rodgers is inadequate as a lead vocal as far ... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - If it's any consolation Hem, I still think you... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Your last good turn - You just made a very powerful enemy here today, Ra... by Flashman on 08.12.2004
Your last good turn - You're the rummest egg we've had on here for a lon... by Flashman on 07.12.2004
When The Darkness met Archie and Flashy. - What Sir Archie, the old wheezebag, was so obvious... by Flashman on 05.12.2004
Brian ... Roger ... John ... reunited to play ... - www.queenreunited.com Only 2 members there so f... by Flashman on 05.12.2004
When The Darkness met Archie and Flashy. - I don't know how the frig you managed to write thi... by Flashman on 04.12.2004
T.E. Conway - Well, I thought he was spiffing in 1998 so bollock... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
The Darkness Play Queen - Sounds pretty much the same as the show at Manches... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
Your last good turn - My knees are on their way out already, young Rabon... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
Your last good turn - You won't catch me doing many good turns, young Ra... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
WHO WANTS QUEENONLINE.NET - Can't understand what you've all got against young... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
T.E. Conway - I must admit, I didn't know what the fuck was goin... by Flashman on 01.12.2004
What's the best advice you've had? - My 'gaffer' ain't got as much to say as yours, you... by Flashman on 30.11.2004
Scientific question - I take it you're referring to yourself, as any... by Flashman on 27.11.2004
Electric Six (...revisited) - Capital! A real hoot. Has it been released?... by Flashman on 27.11.2004
Scientific question - According to my sensors, HeM has created this dvm ... by Flashman on 27.11.2004
I have THOUGHT of what Chekov would do.. .. - Where's your £10 rejoining fee?... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
If you could choose 2 seasons... - You can't beat Summer for birds in their skimpies.... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
Hello all! - Hey up, lad - shut t'door and wipe your feet. ... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
freddie - I wonder if Michael Jackson will use that line... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
Cheesy moments - Virtually all of Seaside Rendezvous, but especiall... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
Queenzone poll: ARe people insane? - Well, we'll be getting it whether we want it or no... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
L.A.M.B. - Can't say I'm particularly excited by her musi... by Flashman on 24.11.2004
Happy Birthday YourValentine - Have a Flashtastic day and don't forget to make a ... by Flashman on 24.11.2004
Twitchin' John - So would you after shifting that much brown ai... by Flashman on 23.11.2004
Twitchin' John - Trapped wind. It can be a bugger to shift.... by Flashman on 23.11.2004
Queen fans are a simple lot. - I think 'stupid' may be rather harsh Archie, you o... by Flashman on 23.11.2004
Freddie-B, back on your screens - That's me converted. *Digs out 'Jesus is my... by Flashman on 20.11.2004
Paint A Picture. - The first thing that I see is a couple of the grou... by Flashman on 20.11.2004
Post Counts - I think we should keep the blasted thing, if only ... by Flashman on 17.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - You see what happens when we don’t go out on the... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - I'm just a one-trick pony, Leach, you old dungheap... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Looking for a joke... - Geeks, that joke you're on about probably wasn't e... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Queen fans are an ugly lot! - Interpretation: I am fishing for compliments i... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Best of the 70's - The 70s, eh? Eating mud and licking lakes clea... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
ISnt it just so funny.............. - Funny? No... Seeing your face trapped in a vice... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Queen fans are an ugly lot! - *Follows Iron Eagle* You're so kind, but I'm no... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Good news! - Dang! I thought you'd fucked off to sunny Siberia.... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
McFly cover Queen on their new album - That's right, the pre-pubic popsters murder 'Crazy... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
does anybody know what Freddie says............ - He spotted me in the wings and shouted "Let's... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Queen fans are an ugly lot! - Just clock the ugly mugs you see depicted in that ... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Definitive Queen concert - I think that the performance at Live Aid confirmed... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - Dear QueenZoners, please find it in your dumb old ... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
This time Arafat is really gone. - There won't be any tears shed at the Towers for th... by Flashman on 11.11.2004
Who thinks Jonathan Ross has got something against Freddie? - I'll tell you what though; that wife of his has go... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
Lester's rant on the personal section - The best remedy for this situation is to only read... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
Who thinks Jonathan Ross has got something against Freddie? - When he attempted the impossible by standing in fo... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
Hello - At last! There's a question that's been bugging me... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
KEVPAR new profile pic: comments please - Get your hair cut, young man. God help us if t... by Flashman on 08.11.2004
An new story but with rules :P - Unfortunately, they all died in a sudden nuclear b... by Flashman on 06.11.2004
Website Name. - Keith.... by Flashman on 06.11.2004
Arafat at death's door - Boo-fucking-hoo.... by Flashman on 06.11.2004
In your face, lefties! - Chortle! But you forgot Osama bin Laden and Sa... by Flashman on 05.11.2004
In your face, lefties! - It appears the average American ain't as dumb as t... by Flashman on 03.11.2004
Amsterdam or London? - You obviously missed by Amsterdam review earlier t... by Flashman on 02.11.2004
Thank you Mayboy - Only if you look in at The Towers en route, Prince... by Flashman on 02.11.2004
Can't sign in on new board - *Pretends to know what in blazes YV is going on ab... by Flashman on 26.10.2004
A Rally Call To Arms, Of The Flashman Sort - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FLASHMAN! Because I currentl... by Flashman on 25.10.2004
A Rally Call To Arms, Of The Flashman Sort - What a fine gent you are Lester. That takes you up... by Flashman on 25.10.2004
QOL: RE JAKE - Happy to oblige, but I ain't sure if I posted in t... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
Can't sign in on new board - As you have probably guessed from the subject titl... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
CONFESS CONFESS CONFESS - the brave among you. - Quite frankly - no, I am not jealous. I'd like ... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - Go on then Eagle, show us your nuts.... by Flashman on 21.10.2004
I think we should ban GB... - Why not ban everyone EXCEPT Greg Brooks? That w... by Flashman on 20.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - I often wonder if it's just me, or has the entire ... by Flashman on 20.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - Before I start, I'd just like to point out that I ... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
FATTY - Sir, that is an outrage! There have been fatty's w... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
FATTY - As long as nobody is trying to poach my gardener f... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy - First book - good. Second book - okay. Third book ... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
The Lake District - You'll often find me up the Old Man Of Coniston. ... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
Who's Tucker Carlson - Your choices are Bush or Kerry. It's like sayin... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
Jodie Foster - Since 'The Accused', I can't play pinball without ... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
Queen & J. S. Bach - Of course Queen would have been influenced to some... by Flashman on 15.10.2004
What do we think of R.E.M? - Music to lance boils to.... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Flashman you cad! - I can't believe I'm going to see a Darkness tribut... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
O'Reilly & Sexual Harrassment?! - If you have unprotected phone sex can you catch an... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
O'Reilly & Sexual Harrassment?! - I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too sma... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Flashman you cad! - What I really should have left on Archie's bookshe... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Arghhh! - Turn to the bottle for guidance. It won't let yo... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Flashman you cad! - Ah, Spinal Tap 2 - the expactations we had! After ... by Flashman on 13.10.2004
Blobbie Williams' Nu-Single!!! >:( It's even called 'RADIO' >:( - Like the b-side better. It's called 'Ga-Ga'.... by Flashman on 07.10.2004
QOL WWRY Meet-up - Chortle Bob! Could I turn up for a few minutes ... by Flashman on 06.10.2004
Blobbie Williams' Nu-Single!!! >:( It's even called 'RADIO' >:( - More pricks than a second-hand dartboard. Mind ... by Flashman on 04.10.2004
!!!!!!!!!! You won't believe this... - It was a sketch for 'Comic Relief', which is nothi... by Flashman on 03.10.2004
Tony Blair in Hospital - Bet the fucker didn't use the NHS. Mind you, I ... by Flashman on 01.10.2004
The Old Boardsters - Leach, you old ragamuffin! The new board needs you... by Flashman on 01.10.2004
1,000 Posts - Congratulations from the Towers. There ain't ma... by Flashman on 01.10.2004
ORBS - Objects Rumbling Brian's Sanity - These 'orbs' tend to be nothing more than dust par... by Flashman on 30.09.2004
Fancy a quickie? - You're welcome, but actually I simply copy and... by Flashman on 30.09.2004
Fancy a quickie? - Some one-liners for you (actually some may be two ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Flashman: The Game - Amazing the things my legion of fans do to get on ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Brian in Virgin Megastore, signing WWRY book - I remember feeling severely let down the first tim... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Happy Anniversary Janet - Congratulations from the Towers. I can't imagin... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Hunts or Heinz (ketchup or catsup, what ever one you prefer)? - Oh look. *Surveys passing tumbleweed.*... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
New site for Canadian Queen fans! - Canadian fans? Pffft, not until they chuck out ... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Just Curious ? - They stopped singing because they were simply spee... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Banning policy? - I reckon I'm on about 4.5 posts a day after nearly... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Flagship songs for your favourite artists - Shaddup Your Face - Joe Dolce Absolute genius.... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Tont Blair's Speech At The Labour Conference - That's always been it for Labour.... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
U2's new Single - Same old same old. What a load of shite U2 real... by Flashman on 26.09.2004
Smile is finally being released!!! - You can't beat a bit of 'Beach Boys' and that's a ... by Flashman on 26.09.2004
The lunatics have taken over... - You're always so brave after you've been at the bo... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
When Sir Archie and Flashman met The Darkness - He is a lucky bastard. Imagine it - a night out wi... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
Banning policy? - Surely Baer is a candidate for the boot if spammin... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
What is the greatest feeling in the world? - What are you about Archie, you old toenail, only p... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
livening things up part four- - 'You And I'. >"end of the story"... by Flashman on 22.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - Even if I were marooned on a desert island without... by Flashman on 22.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - I'm rather confident that a nobhead is a nobhead t... by Flashman on 20.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - I also gave the 'Concorde', 'Belnor' and 'Lambrini... by Flashman on 20.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - You're right of course, YV - there was a whole ple... by Flashman on 19.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - I bet it's a short list, YV. Don't be too harsh on... by Flashman on 18.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - Round at Leach Hall yesterday evening for the usua... by Flashman on 18.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Join the search for extra-terrestrials by download... by Flashman on 16.09.2004
Backwards - It appears some folk have misinterpreted the topic... by Flashman on 16.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - If they had the technology 31 million years ago, j... by Flashman on 16.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Considering there are more galaxies in the univers... by Flashman on 15.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Seems like all the recent furore about we measly E... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Happy Birthday to.... - Have a Flashtastic day!... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Backwards - "It's fun to smoke Mahatma Gandhi" (Anot... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
No Subject - Sounded more like "Expose your boobies to Fla... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
How about a public hanging for MadThe Swine ? - Never heard of 'em. Why can't they attack anyon... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Bob The Shrek - You randy baggage, Lisser. So what's all this fu... by Flashman on 12.09.2004
Bob The Shrek - I understood it to mean that Princess Lisser was o... by Flashman on 12.09.2004
Bob The Shrek - Yeah, come on Bob, get your kit off you sexy basta... by Flashman on 12.09.2004
Freddie´s voice!! - All I have to say on the subject is that Freddie's... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Just another boring useless topic... - I used to get this on occasion from certain damned... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Did Sid hate Freddie - Wouldn't make much of a superhero with that monike... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Anyone remember Andrea Corr singing "Is This The World We Created"? - Don't get me wrong - I'd bend her over, but mainly... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
John Deacon deserves RESPECT! - While I agree that old Easy does indeed deserve re... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Did Sid hate Freddie - "Ah! You must be Mr. Ferocious!" were Fr... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
My Best Mate - I'm surprised he's got time for all that now that ... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - You've nothing to fear Mex. I've seen you and you'... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
#3000 - Be a bit of a downer to be sat there tucking into ... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
For The People In The UK! - Old Tel must be a QueenZoner, as he played '39 thi... by Flashman on 10.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - *Resuscitates iGSM* It's your round, you crafty... by Flashman on 10.09.2004
My Best Mate - Ah, his name was Geoff was it? He must think a lot... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
Question about 12" picture disc - My man Jamieson has valued it at 99p, so yes you c... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
For The People In The UK! - Chris Moyles is a big bag of shite. I'd much r... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
Congrats to Bush. Over 11, 000 dead - For someone who likes nothing more than to preach ... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - Maybe so, sunshine, but you wouldn't be able t... by Flashman on 08.09.2004
geeksandgeeks - geeksandgeeks is a sweety-pie and if anyone says d... by Flashman on 07.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - Poor old Mex. Erica is clearly a lass who prefe... by Flashman on 07.09.2004
Hollidays - I helped to put the 'Cor' into Corfu.... by Flashman on 02.09.2004
Freddie - The Man Behind The Showman - Sometimes he had a moustache. Sometimes he didn't... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Happy Birthday Lisser!!!!!!! - I have been in Corfu working on my tan. You ladies... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
La canción mas triste - He was calling you a right bastard, little foetus.... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Paul Young's Voice On 'Everytime You Go Away' - That's a terrible thing to say. I believe I wou... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
No Subject - What in blazes are you waffling on about? And a... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Happy Birthday Lisser!!!!!!! - Lasagne verde.... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Tom Cruise to fight the Battle of Britain - He'll be playing me next. Well, the less hands... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
What if another member died - Unfortunately, they will all die one day, you maud... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Love me like theres no tomorrow - Good shagging music, especially if you're planning... by Flashman on 31.08.2004
When Lester met Cameron... - Good to see you back Lester, you barmy bastard.... by Flashman on 31.08.2004
Have You Met....'QUEEN'....? - We used to have a chap called SuperTrouper who sai... by Flashman on 30.08.2004
Were There Ever Any Songs That Queen Never Performed Live? - They never did the 'Shoop Shoop Song'. Well, yo... by Flashman on 30.08.2004
Bohemian Rhapsody - There's a wonderful but little known version which... by Flashman on 30.08.2004
teenage queen fans - That's what I thought until I upped my dosage.... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
Freddie Would Be Proud! - I know, iGSM. He's been snorting that stuff for... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
charts - Mr. Jingles keeps them in an old shoe under his be... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
Freddie Would Be Proud! - It was actually Sir Archie Leach shouting "Fl... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
Queenstock 2004 - FAO Banquo - A likely story! We even had a couple of Brazili... by Flashman on 28.08.2004
Brandon also has a 1 inch penis. - Jealous, jasen101?... by Flashman on 28.08.2004
Who's seen the musical WWRY? - Seen it and enjoyed it. Booze helps, mind.... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
For those few of you who were Queen fans before 1980 - You can judge a man by his whiskers and Freddie ha... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
If Freddie was still alive would Queen still be able to fill stadiums ? - If Freddie was still alive, baby, they'd have to b... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
Queenstock 2004 - FAO Banquo - It's not yet tomorrow and I'm still half cut so th... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
Happy Birthday Lisser!!!!!!! - Have a Flashtastic day, Princess! Love from the... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
Bizarre pets - We should have a contest to name geeks' frog. I... by Flashman on 24.08.2004
Stop putting QUEEN down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - If you don't want to read negative comments you co... by Flashman on 24.08.2004
Jury duty - Surely Batman is exempt from jury service? &quo... by Flashman on 23.08.2004
Back from Corfu - I was swimming in that sea last week, and struttin... by Flashman on 23.08.2004
Robin Williams - If I had my way, I'd stick Robin Williams, Woody A... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
'Wobbly Head' Paula Radcliffe quits like a dog - Watch her crying her eyes out as she gave up in th... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Back from Corfu - Seeing as nobody appears to give a hoot as to my s... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Back from Corfu - Just thought you'd like to see where I've been sun... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Was Queen goth? - I think that, like any sane person, they would rat... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Archie Leach, Barry UK & Bob the Shrek - Nice of you not to have offered me a pint, you Sco... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
The Show Must Go On - I remember at school deciding to 'improve' my copy... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
crap - If you're really struggling, try the following lin... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
Sudan- what are we like? - Learnt something from Live Aid? Give me a brea... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
This is very weird... (Outer Body Experiences) - I remember once when I was no more than a young la... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
Queenzone initiation - You sound like you need the full body Flashman wor... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
Queenzone initiation - Newbie Blokes: Getting the beers in. Newbie Bir... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
Do you have a daily plan? - If it helps to ease your pain Archie, you old marr... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
just wondering - I always take great pleasure in noticing the way o... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
Lisser - If you've been chucked Princess, rest assured that... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
Happy Birthday to me! - Have a Flashtastic day, treacle.... by Flashman on 29.07.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - The drink, mostly.... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
*removed* - I have always considered 'Siren from No.7' to be t... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - Can you believe this topic was deleted by numpties... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - As everybody knows - it is the woman's responsibil... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - Funny, I started this topic and yet I have no reco... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
the future First Lady a 'Cross' fan - If she's the 'future First Lady' then I will happi... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Queenzone Obituaries - I might have known I'd pop 'em rogering some lusty... by Flashman on 26.07.2004
Happy Birthday to Roger Taylor! - Hope he has a Flashtastic day. Poor Roger - his... by Flashman on 26.07.2004
Reposted: Happy Birthday wstüssyb - Have a Flashtastic day and start posting a bit mor... by Flashman on 26.07.2004
1,000,000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - Game over. I supped the fucking lot.... by Flashman on 24.07.2004
Vacation Plans - That's sorted then - I'm on my way to Miami Beach ... by Flashman on 16.07.2004
Vacation Plans - What was up with Malta, young Bob? They all like t... by Flashman on 16.07.2004
Vacation Plans - Send dosh? Surely the honour of having 100% prime ... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Vacation Plans - I certainly am, Chaz. Offering to pop the old s... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Vacation Plans - Popped up to see old Flashman Senior at his curren... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Best Soundtracks - Anything by Ennio Morricone.... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Freddie's loves - Quite enjoyed Trip Khalaf's little joke on meeting... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Freddie's Lovers on UK Television - Quite enjoyed Trip Khalaf's little joke on meeting... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
We should start a petition! - Never mind a knighthood, an OBE would be a start. ... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Is this sexist? - There ain't many gals like you, Cat. You're one... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Is this sexist? - Not to worry, Lisser - I have decided to ignore th... by Flashman on 14.07.2004
Is this sexist? - Yesterday, the bloody council sent a female repres... by Flashman on 12.07.2004
Is this racist? - Typical damned lefties, you are getting all hyster... by Flashman on 12.07.2004
Is this racist? - Hundreds of thousands is not a miniscule amount of... by Flashman on 10.07.2004
Um, hey - Are you a lady? Sorry, but I find it's best to get... by Flashman on 08.07.2004
Who has all the Queen albums? - I just have 'Man In The Shadows'. No need for a... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Who is the 5th Queen member ? - I always thought gap-toothed funnyman Jimmy Tarbuc... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Who is the 5th Queen member ? - Yes, I've double checked the cover of Greatest Hit... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Is this racist? - I refuse to get drawn into an argument about Cliff... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
when did freddie look his best.? - He looked his best first thing in the morning. ... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Is Brian a Queen Zoner ? - Apparently, I am his favourite poster after Janet.... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Chinese Democracy this november. - I wouldn't mind that, but we'll have to wait and s... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Freddie's Lovers on UK Television - And what, pray, is precisely your problem with sof... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
YER TEA'S OOT! - "GEDAFUCKWIYA" - I get that spat at me a... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - Whatever you say, Barb.... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
hello again! - Welcome back, toots! Couldn't be parted from yo... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
This Is Important! The Best Bands Ever? - Hoodwinked! This isn't important at all.... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Freddie's Lovers on UK Television - Why can't they put 'Live At Milton Keynes' on agai... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - You could have fooled me, bub. And if I've ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Queen Tour Soon!!!!! - Let's not get too excited, folks. Brian has pro... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
The 2004 Queenzone "Hottie of the Year" Winners! - Thankyou for this award, which means a great deal ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - I really should stop taking the bait like this. ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - I'd love to hear what these so called motives are ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - It certainly was one wager I couldn't possibly win... by Flashman on 05.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - He also owes me a pint.... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
Worst Guitar Solos - I remember once watching Sting attempt a guitar so... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
Question for Ron - Just open up your Algorithmic file, which should b... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
R.I.P. Marlon Brando... - He was never really one of my favourites, but on t... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - You're welcome anytime Banquo, old man. This se... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
A Day At The Races - The finest Queen album ever made. Put it up son... by Flashman on 02.07.2004
Best Band Ever Final 16!!!!!!! - Some rather duff choices to make. From this list, ... by Flashman on 02.07.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - My favourite Ali quote was when he said of Floyd P... by Flashman on 02.07.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - Mex - No soy un pendejo, pero usted es una bola qu... by Flashman on 01.07.2004
Coopin & baby Elijah - I'm as heartless as they come, but I hate to see y... by Flashman on 01.07.2004
I got chills ... - Flashy's Famous Hot Toddy:- 1 tblsp Honey 3/4... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Gene Simmons real name... - He also wears make-up, just like a big girl.... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
:( I feel sick - *Backs out of topic*... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
I've been push-polled! - You can't vote for John Kerry - look at his head f... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Happy Birthday Plengel and er there's someone else....... - Have a Flashtastic day, both of you! And Banque... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
RED DWARF AUDIO BOOK - I can't help with your search, but I can heartily ... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Is this racist? - I stand corrected Agneepath, and I meant no offenc... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Is this racist? - Recently at the annual ball down at the Reform Clu... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Dating advice needed! - Blow in her ear - her knickers will just fall off.... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - Listen Frog, ask someone who has access to IP numb... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - You really are making yourself look rather foolish... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
HAPPY PRIDE DAY - Well, I hope you had a rare old time, but I can't ... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - I was rather shocked to see that MexQueen didn't m... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - Have you locked her in your wardrobe again Janet? ... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Ready Freddie? - I think it's taken from the bible. FRED 14:24 ... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - . I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
In response to who likes Bowie, Who likes Fatty - Personally I can't stick the stupid son of a whelk... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Ah, thank Christ for that, I've got it. Fuck me ... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - That's the problem. I wote the damn thing, yet now... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - I would like to vote for Mayboy in both the male a... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - I don't know, I really don't. I got to all this tr... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - There's obviously just no cheering up some people.... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Michael Moore for President!!! - Bloody Limosine Lefty, playing you all for suckers... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Too tricky, or just sick of anagrams? Some QZ m... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Ten more Queen or Queen related:- 13.EARACHE TH... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Can you suss the Queen tracks from the following a... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
Spam vs. Spam - In fairness to Barry, I think the person most ... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - *Rises to bait* Q: What does a blonde put beh... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
LJ - What exactly is your problem, old son? Being Fr... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - Jelousy vous obtiendra nulle part, mon ami. A... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
Where is everyone? - X Flashy's kiss that don't miss - strictly for ... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
LJ - Folk should spend more time living their lives, in... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sa... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
I have a NEW picture... - I think she's just lovely exactly the way she is. ... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Driving - My dear Erica, you know full well you're on a one-... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - The poor wee thing seems to have been a bit down l... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Driving - Follow your heart, you sweet, beguiling creatu... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
:( I feel sick - I think a rather large brandy might be the order o... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
New Here - Did I hear somebody say attractive young female? ... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Wooohooo! I'm downloading 'My Life' by Bill Clinton! - Unlike that fat sort Monica Lewinsky, I find Bill ... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Sporting retirements - Jack Russell, an artist both behind the stumps and... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Happy Birthday, pma! - Have a Flashtastic day! Kind regards from the Towe... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
Judge suspected of masturbating in court - I think he can expect a stiff sentence for this ou... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
Unlucky en-ge-rland - Stand tall, mighty England. Bask in the knowledge ... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
I have a NEW picture... - Enchanting as ever. You are my kind of gal, Eri... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
Where is everyone? - Hugs returned with interest. Ladies only. Oh... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Please let me show you the immensitude of my throbbing love - Only a numpty would settle for just $500 from one ... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Unlucky en-ge-rland - Take courage, dear England, for you may be hopeles... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Judge suspected of masturbating in court - Hope he was on Viagra, otherwise it won't stand up... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
test - Do not be alarmed.... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Driving - Good luck, toots. You'll be pootling around to ... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Hottest Queenzoners - Naturally, I vote for all the ladies - but a speci... by Flashman on 23.06.2004
Problem with the board... - Two words: Charles. Baer.... by Flashman on 23.06.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - Listen mush, it's a historical fact that the Frenc... by Flashman on 22.06.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - Lucky for you lad, that I am suffering from tennis... by Flashman on 22.06.2004
is Freddie sexy? - He certainly oozed sex appeal, the macho son of a ... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Brian's top 10 albums - That's my girl! And you're definitely a sort i... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Velvet Revolver....... - China will be a Democracy before that ever sees th... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
What scares you lot? - Angry husbands.... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Morrissey - Quite frankly, I can do without his monotone, depr... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Brian's top 10 albums - Reading the Observer, of all things, ain't a sign ... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - Fidel, I think it was ascertained some time ago th... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Why no tears for Paul? - Is that really such a bad notion to have? For ... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Those Google Ads - Boobies!... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Which side are u on? - That's interesting jasen101, voting is apparently ... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Why no tears for Paul? - There's nobody whose skin I value greater than my ... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
i think i'm back! - Welcome back, toots.... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - *Wanders around blindly trying to catch dragonzfla... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - I thought there was a nip in the air! *Pops tra... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
The better writer...Rog or Bri - I was also going to be Switzerland, but in the end... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Why no tears for Paul? - Seen one decapitation, seen 'em all - that's their... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - Thankyou Bob, for sharing with us these fine tales... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Queen mentioned in joke - Is this Dark Myuutwo or what?... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - *Opens one eye. Attempts to focus on single point ... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - Congratulations to Banquo, one of QZ's finest eggs... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - I've had something similar following dodgy curries... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
Where is everyone? - I would wait for as long as it takes for you, Godd... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
oh Lordy!! - Y'know, I hear this kind of the thing a lot my... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
No news is good news - John spent most of the day alone on the beach in B... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - Actually, I think it might have been young gee... by Flashman on 17.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - Time to ask the question everyone is thinking but ... by Flashman on 16.06.2004
No news is good news - Roger decided to get his own back on former pal Da... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - In the recent 'Horror Movies' topic, our resident ... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Show your Queen support! - Please be sure to make your checks payable to my g... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
the show must go on the life of freddie mercury - It's terribly written, often bumptious, and to cap... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
what's happening - My pal Sir Archie Leach, the old sot, has brought ... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
what's happening - Hey up lass, have a Flashtastic time at camp. Don'... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Do you think its possible? - Is it a rhetorical question?... by Flashman on 13.06.2004
Pics of Saturn's moon - As an explanation for those who look down or strai... by Flashman on 13.06.2004
Best Summer Tunes - I made up a cracking summer tune this afternoon as... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Euro 2004 - Germany to bore their way to the final as usual, p... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Horror movies - It must have also put you right off pizza, Bob.... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Report needed.... - It was pretty awful. But, on a much brighter no... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
An interesting (and very hard) little game... - I can do these in considerably less than 6 connect... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Best Summer Tunes - Just pop the Beach Boys' Greatest Hits on. You can... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Politics - We Tories may enjoy eating pheasant, Harvey my lad... by Flashman on 11.06.2004
SMURF YOU! You smurfin' smurf-hole!!! - That's uncanny, I'm 'Flashman Smurf The Coolest Sm... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Bootlegs - Err, you can't just turn up on here and expect to ... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Nevermore - I love it how we always turn these innocent little... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Politics - Judging by the current poll predictions in the ri... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Freddie 2nd greatest frontman - Drowning in your own puke would take some doin... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Magma Sky - A new musical venture !!! - Sorry mate, I noticed the word 'punk' in your link... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
1000 posts party!!!!!! - I believe it is time to put our underpants on our ... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Politics - I'm a staunch Conservative. I am proud of my flag,... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
1000 posts party!!!!!! - That's a fine drop Synthia. Not too sure about the... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
How to be a good mom - Garlic mushrooms anyone?... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Freddie's Zoroastrianism and a couple of Questions. - That was a veritable cornucopia of dreadful puns.... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Nevermore - I bet you lot collect car number plates as well. ... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
1000 posts party!!!!!! - *Holds sides which are aching from watching Mex's ... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Keane - Dreary with a capital D.... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Keane - Bland with a capital B.... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Venus in transition - Rare event tomorrow. Even ol' Flashy can't recall ... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Some scary shit - You think that's bad, you should see some of the d... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Which concert was this photo taken from...? - You're all wrong, it's taken from last year's Flas... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Just bought Jazz on CD after 25 years - Shows the strength of this album that nobody has y... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Beatlesque Queen - Let me be the first to comment that the Beatles' l... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Oh... Oh My Gosh... LOL - We shouldn't make fun of the mentally deficient an... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Remember - War is always a wretched affair. I've turned a... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Hehe! - He's an absolute dead ringer for my groundsman's b... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Dilemma... - It's always tough being stuck between two choices ... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Why we love Queenzone - I've been unfortunate enough to come across some o... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
November Rain - *Nibbles Erica's poor ears in soothing fashion*... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Best Guitar Solo's - Nothing tops me and my tennis racket doing 'Hammer... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Queenzone.com In Danger! - How about arranging a sponsored silence for Charle... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Happy Birthday Thijs Bro!! - Wishing you a Flashtastic Day from all at The Towe... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Boston Gay Men's Chorus Tribute - Boston Gay Men's Chorus tribute? I've heard it all... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
We Will Rock You - Ah, I've just worked out what the Stage Of Champio... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
To a boy who sent me a CD a loong time ago. - You're in there Freddie lad. I doff my cap to ... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
It's Ladies' Night! - Except the last Friday of every month Bob, when ma... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
Erica's Sad Right Now - Chin up, toots. Come and sit on Flashy's knee ... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
We Will Rock You - I don't loathe you lad, I just ain't got the foggi... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
November Rain - You've obviously never been inside a cake. It ma... by Flashman on 04.06.2004
I need to get out of here - There's always a place for you you here at The Tow... by Flashman on 04.06.2004
Weird happenings in France... - Odder even than Tiger Tim's performance is that of... by Flashman on 03.06.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Good ol' Gripper! What would Claire possibly ha... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - You are quite correct Bob. As you are all aware... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Oh No. Not another 20 hypothetical questions - 1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and ... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Apologies in advance - Blokes in shorts ain't my cup of tea, fatty. Cr... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Fifteen hundred and fifteen posts! Wooohoo! - Have you indeed? I think I will leave this to ... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
A personal plea to Richard Orchard - Don't worry Erica, I would shield you from those p... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
Fifteen hundred and fifteen posts! Wooohoo! - Sterling work Gay Jeffrey, but I notice from my fi... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
A personal plea to Richard Orchard - The most enjoyable way of dealing with that bag o'... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Hmmm... So are we to presume that poor ol' Lest... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
I know you're all going to hate me - What was your dastardly plan Archie, you old screw... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
File problem. - You need to install a Slipworm which will instantl... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Call and Response - Dee Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
I know you're all going to hate me - Capital to have you aboard Melvyn. ... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Incidentally iGSM - what happened to your old pal ... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - I would be delighted if you would accompany me to ... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Boyfriend? Listen toots, there's a world of dif... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Pickled again, iGSM?... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Don't talk about ending your celibacy while Miss J... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Drawing attention to my small penis is not only a ... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - If so, I'm sure it will be the making of you. T... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
No news is good news - John wrote 18 songs this morning, 5 of which he wa... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
Does this board have a moderator? - Far better to ignore the trolls than send them to ... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
Heeeeeey yaaaaaaaa!!! - I am your neighbour! This song was catchy for a... by Flashman on 26.05.2004
And now....the end is here - Congratulations, lad. Now - get a job you spongi... by Flashman on 26.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Looks like the years of hard living have finally c... by Flashman on 26.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Dear QueenZoners and Charles Baer, please find it ... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
Your song! - 'Simply The Best', by Tina Turner.... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
Another 20 Hypothetical Questions - 1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for ... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! - Wishing you a belated Flashtastic birthday from Th... by Flashman on 24.05.2004
I've won a case against McDonald's - Jolly well done. I have some cracking ideas for... by Flashman on 24.05.2004
20 Hypothetical Questions - 1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose... by Flashman on 22.05.2004
Great King Rat day - Wouldn't you like to know?... by Flashman on 22.05.2004
How well-travelled is the average Queenzoner? - I have managed to get my leg over, and also be arr... by Flashman on 20.05.2004
Happy Birthday, iron eagle! - Have a Flashtastic day, old timer! All the best fr... by Flashman on 20.05.2004
Congratulations iGSM - 1000 posts for the fruitcake from OZ. Still no... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
:-)) - Alas for the King. They reckon that by the end, ... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
Hello from... - Welcome back, treacle. Flashy's missed you.... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
charles bear - I wouldn't like to see him banned. After all, it's... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
Happy 500 for Me! - Congrats from The Towers on this wonderful persona... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
Favorite song from each album - Queen: Great King Rat Queen II: March Of The Blac... by Flashman on 14.05.2004
Famous last words (celebrating 1000 posts of drivel and drink) - Wilde, Oscar (1900) "Either that wallpaper g... by Flashman on 11.05.2004
Happy Birthday, Silje - Congrats from The Towers, gorgeous. Have a Flas... by Flashman on 06.05.2004
crazy little thing called love - I'm absolutely made up for you. That's brilliant! ... by Flashman on 05.05.2004
"no poofters " - It ain't the same since old Johnners left for the ... by Flashman on 02.05.2004
Sir Archie Revealed... - You are far more handsome that that in the flesh S... by Flashman on 30.04.2004
Changing My Username - It does sound a little sad. Why not hold a comp... by Flashman on 30.04.2004
No news is good news - Today's News: Anita was furious when she discov... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
Where's John? - You are all obviously unaware of the 'No News Is G... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
The Queen Awards Forget IT!!& Best Queen Album - I think everyone knows how I feel about 'A Day At ... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
Best of British - I didn't realise people actually bought the Daily ... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
No news is good news - This morning, John decided to compile a list of 'T... by Flashman on 28.04.2004
No news is good news - Todays News: Roger took great delight in demoli... by Flashman on 27.04.2004
Big Fish - 'Forrest Gump' with freaks. Average at best.... by Flashman on 27.04.2004
Adding a guest book to a website - You should be able to access an easy to follow 'Ho... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
New photo of me - Should have gone to 'Specsavers'.... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
Did Queen have any groupies? - John Deacon is continually harassed by his old sch... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
Lost multitrack tapes - I dare say they are where you last had them. Th... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
How The Works could have ruled 1984 - As far as I'm concerned, 'The Works' DID rule 1984... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
New Queen Compilation - I'll be buying it anyway. But then, I have far ... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
Beta Test of New Board - As Kuku wrote, the 'Search' function is a complete... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
NOooooooooooooooooo! - It is time to let the old site go, as sad as it is... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
No news is good news - In an update to my earlier post, there is no Queen... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Is Roger anti abortion? - I would just like to take this opportunity to prof... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Is Roger anti abortion? - He isn't anti anything, he's Uncle Roger, bless hi... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Desert Island Discs - 1. Pomp and Circumstance March No.1 in D 'Land Of ... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
For what? - It's a sad fact I'm afraid, but people do die in t... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Keep Yourself Alive -> Christmas Time (The Darkness) - There is no shame in being influenced by the best.... by Flashman on 23.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - Mex, please. You will only ever be the pupil. B... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Hmmm... Looks like I'd better throw away my notebooks and pens... - Wonderful! :)... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - You know you love it.... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - My dear Erica, I don't believe you could ever be a... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - Ah, you're old enough then. I think me and you ... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
No news is good news - Except in this particular section of the message b... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - Don't worry, I ain't a pervert. Well, I am, but... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Cufflinks-update - A touch of class Archie, you old beetroot. As l... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - How old are you, rhapsody?... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Feelings Feelings -Freddie- - I didn't realise Sideshow Jake was out already... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
My fate... - ... delude...... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Unloved?? - That ain't the boots, Rhapsody. I've just reach... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Feelings Feelings -Freddie- - Congratulations, Sicmot! You're the... ***QU... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Life is a vicious circle - Have a care! Bob ain't mean. ... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Unloved?? - *Steps in* *Wipes boot* Fucking dogs.... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
My fate... - ... prude...... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
My fate... - Well, I've heard cheerier ditties, but it ain't ba... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Cellphone - For gypsies.... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Life is a vicious circle - Ain’t it though? You get up. You try a dump. ... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Who is this GORGEOUS specimen?!?!?!?! - We've still got it Archie, you old buzzard.... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Should I rejoin the Fan Club?? - You need a Third Way to make this ballot interesti... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Stairway to Heaven. My very last post - It seems to say, "There's no-one quite like F... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Should I rejoin the Fan Club?? - 'John News' section? Chortle! The very idea! ... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Who is this GORGEOUS specimen?!?!?!?! - That turgid scraping sound you can all hear is Fla... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Who is the ideological and mental leader of this Forum? - We are all as cracked as eachother.... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Mary's son & Freddies god child Rick is actually Freddie's son. - Dick Mercury, eh? Baby, mine would be a consta... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
Me! - Lose the hat.... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
1000 posts of complete and utter shite - Never heard of you, son. Only joshing... Fat... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
Freddie B returns - Hey up lad, you've missed nowt. I'm glad you're... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
London Marathon - It just ain't the same since they changed it to 'S... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
Fixed the Edit Post Feature - Vest edit. FLASHMAN RULES! Hey, who wrote th... by Flashman on 18.04.2004
Banquo you old boozer. - She would most certainly receive the full Flashman... by Flashman on 18.04.2004
The most over-rated "beautiful" celebrities - Like you'd kick any of 'em out of bed for snoring.... by Flashman on 17.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - And you call me fickle!... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Teaching Mandi to play - I'd love to Matt, I really would. But I'm j... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - Sorry love, the trip's off.... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - Leaving your partner babysitting, Simoriah ? No... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - I think it might be the Preston shirt that is blow... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Need help, please - 'I shit my whack' - I appear to have soiled myself... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Teaching Mandi to play - I'll stick to the tennis racket and the power of b... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Teaching Mandi to play - She's already got further than I did. I gave i... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Question for computer wiz (s) - If he does that YV, there's half a chance he will ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
The inside story... - If you're Jimmy May, then I'm... oh, I don't know ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Disney World - You can keep your Disney World, with all its tat a... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - Chortle! Please, tell us more about your woes,... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Question for computer wiz (s) - You don't require any special programs. Just open ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Website revamp! :D - I love the section where you wax lyrical about how... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Picture - Looks like Sir Archie has backed a winner. Mind ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
4 years ago today - Died from a trick gone wrong? You can't leave it t... by Flashman on 09.04.2004
Kurt Cobain - Tried listening to 'em, but can't fathom a word th... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
What was special about Queen? - They brought clogwearing to the masses.... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
Hottest new about The Darkness! :) - The above is just another reason to really lik... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
"Into every life a little rain must fall" - And the first prize for skills in observation is a... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
Mr. Surgery Head - Nice.... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
"Into every life a little rain must fall" - Do you think that when Freddie sang this it was be... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
This struck me as odd... - Archie will swing for you Danno, when he gets ... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
Archie makes his debut. - Hey up Archie, she's turned up. I'll leave you ... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
Archie makes his debut. - It's their loss Archie, you old shark. Anyway, ... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
another test - Vest.... by Flashman on 06.04.2004
another test - Test Vest quote.... by Flashman on 06.04.2004
Queen bashing - Oh for fuck's sake, Turd! Couldn't you have lef... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
Queen bashing - Neither, Turd. Bring Kenny Lynch.... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer. - Crumpets, strumpets, humpets. All the same to F... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer. - Don't be daft, lass. This is Flash you're talking ... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
Queen bashing - "Serve some justice on this arse of a journo" Arc... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer. - Muhammed Ali : To laugh at his current table manne... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink! - Real men don't pout.... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
i like you guys... - I know exactly what you meant Miss James, you horn... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink! - Danno's muscles? I've seen bigger knots on a gn... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
Your Fav..Queen Book is..! - The most recent one I've read is 'A Kind Of Magic'... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
Ideas for Queenzone? - No 'Stickys'. No 'Smileys'. No Quoting other... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink! - People are always far too quick to blame the bottl... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Best opening line in a Queen song. - Without trawling through the entire collection or,... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Fed Up - Chin up, Brian_Mays_Wig. You ain't a bad old stick... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
"so you think you can love me and leave me to die?" - I'd love to answer your query but I'm just off to ... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Brian on Virgin Radio this Sunday - Young Brian will feature in a programme entitled '... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
To Mex, Nath and all who care - Give those damn Froggies one in the eye from ol' F... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Happy Birthday, Birdie - Regards from the Towers - have a Flashtastic day!... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Any Smiths fans here? - Yes, he said "Listen to Flashy, you might learn so... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - No offence Archie, you old ratbag, but you ain't w... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Any Smiths fans here? - Music to top yourself to.... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - Possibly Prague for the next 'Weekend Beano'. Th... by Flashman on 01.04.2004
Anybody collect bears... - I'm talking about your wife.... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
Anyone in a choir? - Why not be fabulously original and do 'Pie Jesu'? ... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
Anybody collect bears... - Is she a looker, Matt?... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
LMFAO - Judging by the amount of LOLs you get from Danno, ... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
Totally Unnecessary Drama! - April 27th it is then.... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Totally Unnecessary Drama! - No rhapsody_87, it's just that you're probably sti... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Totally Unnecessary Drama! - High School isn't the problem, it's your hormones.... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Queen places to go in London? - Go where you like, just please spell your username... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Radio Gaga Kitty Question - It was called Kevin and for a short time was owned... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Segment of my version of Dreamers B. - That's amongst the finest Stylophone playing I've ... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - Apologies to Banquo by the way, as we decided agai... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - First of all, let's cut to the chase: All those fo... by Flashman on 29.03.2004
tis me birthday.. - Hearty congratulations from the Towers. Have a Fla... by Flashman on 26.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - Cheers Bob. Don't forget that you're in charge whi... by Flashman on 26.03.2004
nick names - After spending time on the range with a tribe of A... by Flashman on 26.03.2004
exercising to QUEEEEEN - It's too difficult to concentrate on your exercise... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
White Man...! - 'White Man' certainly is one of those freakish son... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - I shall indeed visit the Banana Bar and I will hav... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Today I purchased...... - That's nice work, Brian_Mays_Wig.... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - I've damned them plenty Lester, you old ruffian. ... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - Hope I ain't missed out on a free pint, Plengel. ... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Brian May has cyst removed - dragonzflame - I'd just like to say Thankyou for t... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - You know I'd take you anytime, my dear Synthia.... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
A comment by the Queen Stepford Party - Button it Archie, you old sauce. Remember, I've st... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Queenzone Awards Thread - They are only simple, young lady, because you are ... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Please check this out! - Aw, that's lovely. I ain't heard 'Ode To Flashy' s... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Malina has a son apparently. - *Gives knowing glance. Closes newspaper. Exits.*... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Malina has a son apparently. - Sorry about that, I just farted.... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Queenzone Awards Thread - You are making the age-old error of negating the e... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Whistle on '79 tour - It's most probably some dollybird whistling at Fla... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
another test - Come back wstüssyb! MexQueen's postings are dwind... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Brian May has cyst removed - How long before said cyst appears for sale on eBay... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Anyone? - Cheater!... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Anyone? - Ah, I appear to be the only one here. Figures... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Welcome to the new Testicles Forum! - I appear to have wandered into a strange void... ... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
A comment by the Queen Stepford Party - I'm still waiting for my membership certificate an... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
WHY MUST I FEEL THIS WAY? - Reach for the bottle - your one, true friend.... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Pregunta para los chilenos :) - ¿Cuál en el nombre del dios es un hermana?... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
FAO: MexQueenFM - Mex is speechless with admiration.... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
FAO: MexQueenFM - Think of poor little Mex. He'd feel so inadequate,... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
Dear Zeni (New and Improved) - Burt.... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
Doy you like the band's shoes? - Oh, for fuck's sake...... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
Dear Zeni (New and Improved) - You ain't a bad old stick, Lucy was high, and so w... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
FAO: MexQueenFM - These Mexican sorts will only let you down, pet. ... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
I'm a #1, it's mostly true, what about you? (hehe hey that rhymes) - I got #14, which means I need to get a calculator.... by Flashman on 21.03.2004
I've been thinking... - You want to move to Manchester? From Australia?... by Flashman on 20.03.2004
Christopher Eccleston IS the Doctor!!! - That fits - overrated actor, overrated show.... by Flashman on 20.03.2004
Freddie's relative - I thought QueenZone's Most Gullible Member topic w... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - That ain't Top Trumps we're playing at the Reform ... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Anyone else likes Queen Dance Traxx? - On reflection, I think I'd rather cut my own arm o... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - *Sneaks back to the thread and peers through keyho... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - Miss James, I have no quarrel with you sniffing ar... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - *Climbs out window, heads for hills*... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - Only if you wash yours first Archie, you old whore... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - Grab his legs Sir Archie, I'll open the window.... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Yippieeeeeeeee!!! - *Pictures Dan prancing through the woods in his re... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - You'd better keep an eye on this one Archie, you o... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - Hmmm, not quite sure how you are going to win a ro... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
How much is a tin of milk? - For a moment then I was desperate to discover how ... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Brian May Solo (On Queen) - I acquiesce with your avowal unambiguously.... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Brian May Solo (On Queen) - I most certainly was not joking Guitar Hero, and s... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Top Trumps - FLASHMAN'S TOP TRUMP CARD: Name: Flashman CH... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
I can't &*$%* believe this! - If you'd have finished off your tale with: "I wa... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Freddie's Vocal (on Queen) - "He'll save with a mighty hand Ev'ry man ev'ry wo... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Brian May Solo (On Queen) - I'm somewhat partial to a bit of 'Hammer To Fall' ... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Catgoddess wants sympathy. - A boy eh? Can't be me then toots, as I'm all ma... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Hello again!! - Hey up, Dicky lad.... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
New version of my website! - Capital site Sebastian, 5 Flashy's out of 5. Oh... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Catgoddess wants sympathy. - *Rolls Catgoddess on her back and tickles her bell... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - Cut to the chase Archie, you old rascal. Invite... by Flashman on 17.03.2004
Ignorant person!!! - Don't know the difference between 7 inches and 12 ... by Flashman on 17.03.2004
For PYTHON fans - I'll say Michael Palin too, although it's a close ... by Flashman on 17.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - Yes. And a great big fat one he is too.... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
is freddie really at peace? - Welcoming bunch ain't we? Don't worry your head... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - Good to see Dark playing the 'autism' card again. ... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
birthday - I will give you what every sane gal wants:- X ... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - I don't judge women at all. I do, however, give... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - I have started to develop rather a soft spot for C... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
Things you wish you'd said but didn't have the gumption. - You know me - never short of something to say, esp... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - What's this, what's this? Damn your eyes!... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
Who is the stupidest Queen fan here? - Guffaw!... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
Just You and I - You have no right kidding around! This is a ser... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
Spain Elections Results - Just what we needed - another bunch of wet lefties... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
give a certain person a short message here...check often for a post for you - I've got half a Kit-Kat you can have if you like M... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Who is the stupidest Queen fan here? - Voting closed. Congratulations Dark Myuutwo.... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Who is the stupidest Queen fan here? - I would just like to make a vote for Dark Myuutwo.... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
How gullible are you? - Actually Pim Derks, the URL works fine - so I beli... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Darkness "pees" over Black Eye - Saints preserve us!... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Hello! - Hey up lass, your favourite Flashman is still here... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Library-Questions and Anwers - Freddie who?... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
plaid knee socks - 'The Scottish look'? Face down in a pool of you... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
plaid knee socks - Knee-length socks? There's a look that tempts Flas... by Flashman on 13.03.2004
Hmm.. - I do believe she's screaming for it Archie, you ol... by Flashman on 13.03.2004
Your favourite fruit - Grapes. For obvious reasons.... by Flashman on 13.03.2004
What's YOUR theme song? - 'The Best' - Tina Turner & The Flashman Generation... by Flashman on 12.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - *thud*... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
YOU GUYS ARE SICK - That low pitched gargling noise you can all hear i... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - That continuous thumping noise you can all hear is... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
Jesus was not crucified - Let's just have a big fight. Not me though. Bit... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
i miss our orgies - Hello virgins. Meet the cure.... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
Hmm.. - Khaki trousers eh? Now there's a fashion faux pas ... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
Queen Party In Waalre, Who Is Going? - Queen Party In Waalre, Who Is Paying?... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - That's a rotten trick.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Ahem. Bob got a kiss y'know.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
National No Smoking Day - I must have misread it. I thought it said. "No.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - That's what I was working up to.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Sorry, Gerli has made me lose my thread now. St... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Err... are you chewing?... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Write your name and the date clearly at the top of... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - I said a pen and paper, deafy.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Ah! Now, that's a tricky one. That would take a wh... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
i miss our orgies - No need. I have six speed settings and a lifetime ... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - How what?... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
I invite you to... - I hope this chap gets banned just when he's 10 sho... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - You certainly can.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
Give your opinion about... - Tell him to get on with his work.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
i miss our orgies - I ain't as 'active' as in the old days, Queenleaf ... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
i miss our orgies - Not legal at 17? Jeepers, I was a master of the... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - Sucker!... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
"Armstrong & Eagle Under A Blazing Sun" - Sterling work Ian R. I swear if you look closel... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - I'll praise you my lad. But only if you write '... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Queen II - Dan: "Wow... For once, I actually AGREE with Flash... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
I invite you to... - Tippex over it. I go through twelve monitors a ... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - You could never earn it lad. Besides - it sounds l... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Beta Test of New Board - I can't seem to find the 'We Love Flashman' sectio... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - It must be nice to feel wanted Inu Yasha or Dark o... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Queen II - It's a beauty! And the person who described 'Never... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
The Best Topic In The World....Ever! - JAKE THE JERK JUMPS TRACTORS: IT'S OFFICIAL AND IT... by Flashman on 08.03.2004
The Best Topic In The World....Ever! - Jake the Hillbilly: "Hot Damn, etc. Slap my thigh ... by Flashman on 08.03.2004
The Best Topic In The World....Ever! - Lo! It came to pass that fatty did offer his wisdo... by Flashman on 08.03.2004
Wizbit - Everybody take note: this is what alcohol can do t... by Flashman on 07.03.2004
ringtones - So what would you have playing when my number regi... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Random facts about queen members - Following a nasty accident with a vacuum cleaner, ... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
For people in south of England (probably) - Is there money in it if I am?... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
So who's the oldest Queen fan on here? - Older than the mountains, yet younger than tomorro... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Dictionary help - All I know about dictionaries is that if you look ... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Delay Machines - Ah! Sorry, it's just that when I read 'Delay Ma... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye ...... - Don't do it! Sleep with the boss and get a promoti... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Talk to Freddie Mercury! - Flashman: Fancy a pickle sandwich? Freddie Mercu... by Flashman on 02.03.2004
Post the lyrics to the song you are listening to... - 'Whiskey in The Jar' - Thin Lizzy. As I was goi... by Flashman on 01.03.2004
Post the lyrics to the song you are listening to... - 'Stuck In The Middle With You' - Stealer's Wheel. ... by Flashman on 01.03.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I po... by Flashman on 01.03.2004
"Queen Fan's Bohemian Rhubsody" - "I'm not good enough to play Queen tunes so I'd be... by Flashman on 28.02.2004
whats going on!!! - It's all you're getting kid.... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
New stuff? - Surely not even Dark would consider crossing our h... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Is anyone going to see The Passion of the Christ? - I won't be going to see it, as I know how it ends.... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
whats going on!!! - No, it is because of your flagrant disregard for p... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - Well it better not be Zeni, that's all. You've ... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - On the contrary, I know precisely what they mean.... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - Why must we be labelled so? I am happy going th... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Superhero! - It's like it knows me:- Name: Flashman Secret ... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Woman Dies After Collapsing At 'Passion' Screening - I'm sure that people die at the cinema on quite a ... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - You aren't required to 'disprove' the existence of... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Child's Play - One of my staff recently had this e-mailed to them... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Shin Splints... - I must confess that whenever I whup good Sir Archi... by Flashman on 25.02.2004
Another addition to the clan - A toast to the wee 'un from Flash Towers. Any e... by Flashman on 25.02.2004
LOL- That's dissgusting! - I don't know about Sleep Walking, but I once Sleep... by Flashman on 25.02.2004
Voting - Ah... so not only are you a Republican, but a gun-... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
I got a new pet parrot - Let me assure all the SANE ladyfolk of the board, ... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Darkness win 3 brits - I have been raving about them since before their g... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
I got a new pet parrot - But you pictured it nonetheless, you horny wee fil... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
I got a new pet parrot - I also have experience of breeding with exotic bir... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Voting - Good work Leah. Everyone knows that Democrat voter... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Ha! I've got a great idea! - "Hate is a very strong word. Perhaps, too strong w... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Ha! I've got a great idea! - It's disgusting to eat, but a damned pleasure to l... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Hrmph... - Ptooi.... by Flashman on 13.02.2004
Rhye - Did somebody write 'sea of drink'? Somebody cal... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
NEED HELP - Basically, if it's got 'Queen' on it, you won't go... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend - Just to throw you completely Dark - you are withou... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Valentine's Day - May I be the first to bid you a happy Valentine's ... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
we are in serious need of some HELP - If the referee doesn't see it - it ain't cheating.... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Valentine's Day - I would just like to the thank all of those QueenZ... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend - She'd be guaranteed a 'stiffy' that night though, ... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Get Down Make Love - So, you're a 'dirty and delightful' kind of gal ar... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
I'm fucking had enough - Bummer.... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Bored bored bored! - I might be interested dragonzflame, you beguiling ... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
dead on time karioki - I'll send you a tape of me singing it in the bath.... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
Queenzone Revamp - It is absolutely imperative that when the board is... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
*ahem* - 5000 is not a twentieth of a million, but hearty c... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
Compliments - Women are forever complimenting me on my action an... by Flashman on 08.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - Ja.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Michael Jackson - Trades wanted! - He does well to even be able to synch with those l... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Michael Jackson - Trades wanted! - Yay! MJ bash!... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Notes on using a forum - *Opens window* It's worse than cattle's busines... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Notes on using a forum - I shall continue to do or say precisely what I wan... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Notes on using a forum - Ooh, I feel better for that.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - Donkey shite.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - Do we think he's using a 'computer translater' to ... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Happy Birthday Shoujo!!! - Birthday greetings from the Towers.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Pats won! - You lot wouldn't know an orgy if you walked in on ... by Flashman on 02.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - "Flashman no es un imbecile. Hecho." (B. May 2001)... by Flashman on 02.02.2004
Favourite movie - 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly' It's got it all.... by Flashman on 02.02.2004
Question for you Brits... - Tell your sister to drop in on your old pal Flashy... by Flashman on 31.01.2004
QZ Post of the Month - January - It's a rum old place is QueenZone, full of fruitca... by Flashman on 31.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes siljeoen. I don't suffer you Norweg... by Flashman on 30.01.2004
I want some opinions on this. - It's about me isn't it? But my hair ain't tan!... by Flashman on 30.01.2004
LOTG, Drowse, & Millionaires Waltz - They all have stanzic subdivisions which are hemis... by Flashman on 30.01.2004
To the administrator - The solution is quite simple - let's all just put ... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Can Anyone Settle This Argument About The Meaning Of... - It's about a tired old wizard and his unquenchable... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Hey! Look, you guys. - I don't want to alarm you unduly meluvbooks, but y... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Your eyes may have been eternally damned Danno, bu... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - I would wade all the fjords in Norway just for th... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Real or fake? - I only have experience of real - never known fake.... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Jap. 7 inch - Confound it! Wstüssyb beat me to it! ... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Cat fight at the Pepsi promo ad party. - It's because I'd just texted her, telling her abou... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Hey! Look, you guys. - Perhaps we just have more to say than you do? C... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
To the administrator - You got it.... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Ms. Souter's eyes are well and truly damned if onl... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Dragonzflame - damn your eyes! I gather that you a... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes Shoujo Revolution, I have no idea w... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Consider your eyes damned Lucy was high, and so wa... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes MexQueenFM, damn them until your mi... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Chinese New Year - Speaking as a whipper from way back - Queenleaf, y... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes MayBoyQZ! Damn them to Hades and ba... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes Queenleaf, you young strumpet!... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes, Brian_Mays_Wig! Hopefully that ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - It's just struck me that I might have left some of... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Chinese New Year - I'm happier than ever and twice as handsome. By... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Damn Im in love with this girl..... - Ever the romantic eh, Sir Archie? You do right ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Chinese New Year - I'd best not get naked. The other chaps would get ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Hello again. - Please tell me you went to see Timberlake by drunk... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - I am just interested to find out why he bothers. ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - What's the point of you? You're a waste of spac... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - It must be a terrible, pointless existense for you... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - Virgin.... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - I never realised such people existed until I start... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Happy Birthday Saturn! - My regards of the day, you old rogue.... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's up with that? - I trust that Sting played no part in the evening's... by Flashman on 26.01.2004
heartache - Flashy!... by Flashman on 26.01.2004
Hello again. - Hey up lad.... by Flashman on 26.01.2004
Britney Spears - On the contrary, I can picture Britney doing all s... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Finish my poem (Brain power required) - So that rules you out then, Charles Baer you big d... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The wit & wisdom of Robert Kilroy-Silk - He's a berk Zeni. But I'm warming to him.... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Chinese New Year - There's nothing cheap about my wine, laddie. *C... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The wit & wisdom of Robert Kilroy-Silk - Can't stick Kilroy, but I am struggling to find a ... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Ouch - Don't torment him Miss James, I think it's a finge... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Oh, snap.... - I've a feeling good Sir Archie might know a trick ... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - There will be Hell to pay if I ever do, so think o... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - Don't be so dirty Catgoddess, or I shall be forced... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - What about those itches you get directly in the mi... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - Not if he had an itch.... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - May He have mercy on all arseholes. Sorry, our ... by Flashman on 24.01.2004
Baer - No! Nuke the bastard!... by Flashman on 24.01.2004
The Bible Code - As it seems to be the way of things these days, I ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Depression - Swipe that tot Barry lad. Do you the power of ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Depression - Everyone! "All you need is love! (Doodeedoobeed... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Pissed off Queen fans get their arses out - Don't bother Mex, I remain hatless. It's all be... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Pissed off Queen fans get their arses out - Where's my fucking hat?... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Baer - Hey up Grandpa. Wrap up lad, it's cold out. ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Pissed off Queen fans get their arses out - *Adds signature, apologises for asterisks* And ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Depression - Go on then, seeing as it's your birthday:- A re... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
John Edwards... - Never heard of him, but seeing as he's a Democrat ... by Flashman on 22.01.2004
Back! - Did you get me a present?... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Surfing - "***NOTE: I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT if this topic has b... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Word Association - Rembrandt & Whore-mongery. Sounds like a dodgy ... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Word Association - How much does she charge, Barry?... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Happy Birthday... Me - Happy Birthday... You.... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
I am a lover of all people and it makes me sad to fight - Let's all get Lester! ; )... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Help me do my Biology Homework - Why can't you just bully the class swot into doing... by Flashman on 20.01.2004
A Test For Charles Baer - Excellent. According to this test, I've still go... by Flashman on 20.01.2004
Long In The Tooth - You're in there lad.... by Flashman on 20.01.2004
Long In The Tooth - Ain't the shock that's making you shake Archie, yo... by Flashman on 19.01.2004
Cowell: 'Madonna Used to Be Good-Looking' - I would most probably still climb aboard, strictly... by Flashman on 18.01.2004
art is everywhere! - *Gets out 'nerd specs' and gives 'em a good dustin... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
If its true I still don't know what to make of it. - You're not wrong Archie, you old buzzard - crackin... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
art is everywhere! - I never thought I'd see the name Carlos Ezquerra m... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
Queen-Live Killers - Yes, apparently Sting was furious when he found ou... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
art is everywhere! - Did everybody notice how a few of us have just emb... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
Need help on project - You just take that back this instant Ian R, or I s... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
Need help on project - Ken Livingstone.... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
art is everywhere! - I think people are becoming confused with the mode... by Flashman on 16.01.2004
A bit of wordplay - Explain.... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
A reminder... - Don't you ever sleep man?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
A reminder... - Scary.... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Sway (Mucho Mambo) - Could you hum it for us?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
A reminder... - Mex is very 'TwentyFourSeven' isn't he? He just... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Male singers who have a voice range like Freddie's - I'm sure somebody wrote Phil Collins. Excuse me... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Has anyone ever dressed up as Freddie? - She is completely naked Togg. Hard cheese old ma... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
art is everywhere! - Art, by it's very essence, cannot be defined - for... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Guitarist found hanged at studio - 'Stairway To Heaven' anyone?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Queen is still alive...isn't it? - Queen do indeed live on Nazila, my Iranian friend.... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
art is everywhere! - "If these pictures had been drawn on a velvet canv... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
The "Cheer Up, Wstüssyb!" Thread - Chin up Wstüssyb!... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Freddie The Movie - Has anybody put any thought into what exactly is g... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Engrish, anyone? Hehehe - This puts me in mind of the time I was in a Chines... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
art is everywhere! - I was expecting that to be shit, but some of those... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - Mercy! My poor little arse! ... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - Punish me!... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
GVH2 gold in Poland - mjkchrzanow? Did somebody sneeze?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - But you girls fight dirty... Oh go on then, tea... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - *Plays dead*... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
recording advice? anyone? - I can't give you any help as such, but I can offer... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Justin Timberlake got punched - British and proud. I'd like to have seen him po... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Has anyone ever dressed up as Freddie? - Unlike Dudley, I have never had occasion to pop a ... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
"Hitch-Hiker's Guide" movie casting news - I always think of him as Richard W Grant. The 'W',... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
So, that sitcom last night - 'Razzle' is not a book Sir Archie.... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Freddie The Movie - You can't deny that they both floated like butterf... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
So, that sitcom last night - I believe that Sean Connery, quite rightly, would ... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
"Hitch-Hiker's Guide" movie casting news - That's good casting. I still say only the firs... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Hey Flashman... - And the 'bag of shite' award goes to Dark Mwhatshi... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
My neighbour - Regarding the cat - good shot.... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Freddie The Movie - I think Brian May should be played by Sylvester St... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
axl at FM tribute concert - I thought he was rather spiffing myself. Mind y... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - I'm tempted to vote for Jake just so fatty can hav... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Not Very Big and Not Very Clever.... - *makes for hills*... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Fatty's Greatest Hits - Bless you fatty. I look forward to your 'Greatest ... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Not Very Big and Not Very Clever.... - I get similar things happening at the Towers, alth... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Reasons to hate Queen - The best thing to do in such circumstances is to g... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
Front Man Survivor (a benign, harmless game) - The three I have never heard of are:- -Grace Sl... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The Battle of the Genres - BATTLE #1. - 50s Rockabilly ----------------... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The first time you saw...... - Very well you crazy foreigners, seeing as you obvi... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
A Good Idea - Anger and boredom perhaps, but please detract what... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The first time you saw...... - It had something to do with me being rather super ... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
Roger's not old.... - There's no comparison: Ringo Starr wouldn't break ... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The first time you saw...... - "Look at him, he's got Aids, he looks bloody awful... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - Certainly Archie old bean... I shall resurrect ... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
... - *** 2 minutes of fatty, as requested following his... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
How do you burn ISO files? - Steal a fat kid's spectacles and use the sun's ray... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
Top 50 Sitcoms - Seeing as 'Rising Damp' didn't make the Top 10, it... by Flashman on 11.01.2004
Happy Birthday, Alli James! - Have a good day lass. Keep minxing!... by Flashman on 11.01.2004
Something amusing... - Could somebody kindly explain what the fuck a 'fro... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - NOT Charles Baer. It's only a notice board. It ... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
Queen II a top Prog album? - Queen II is a truly stunning album and I urge you ... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
Welcome Back to QZ - You stink Catgoddess. ; )... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Welcome Back to QZ - Did you notice how, in the interim, QOL made us al... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Christmas Do's. - I was in such good spirits this Yuletide, that I g... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru! - Have a good 'un! Mine's a pint. Of beer, if yo... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Whatever happened to... - Shut the fuck up Dave. Sorry mate - just keepin... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
The Invisible Man Video - She was on 'Eastenders', a British soap depicting ... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - It is without dispute.... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Whatever happened to... - I confess that I too miss young Alli. Quite a feis... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Freddie: chapter 1 - Don't think of it as boring - just think of it as ... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
the best party of your life - The Conservative Party.... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
The Invisible Man Video - Exactly Dan. Mind you, she would have received ... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - Orlando is very pretty I'm sure. But I warrant he'... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - You are right to do so. No sane female would ev... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - Double or quits that MexQueen will write 'Ditto' b... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Freddie: chapter 1 - Chortle! Good old fatty!... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Pat Robertson: God Says Bush Will Win in 2004 - I've got an uncle in Washington with terrible gast... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - Thanks Dan, you've just won me a £100 bet.... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Killer Queen.45 : Where's the bugger gone? - Don't forget Dave - that's sixty quid you owe me f... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Pat Robertson: God Says Bush Will Win in 2004 - This is a rare event indeed - Flashman agrees with... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Isn't Hollyoaks shit? - I don't know any of the character's names in Holly... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - I thought I would give it a whirl Catgoddess. I be... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
WOW NEVER TRIED THAT B4 - Now that definitely IS an anal sex reference...... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - They should be made to sit in corners and eat dust... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Queenzone, Queenonline - I've forgotten what everybody is going on about.... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - Ever wondered what song would best represent Earth... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Killer Queen.45 : Where's the bugger gone? - Last I recall he was embarking on some Blaine - or... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
WOW NEVER TRIED THAT B4 - Oh is that all? I was expecting something about... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Happy New Year! - To one of the best from THE best - Happy New Year ... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Innocent until proven innocent? - Nail him up, that's what I say. Nail some sense in... by Flashman on 31.12.2003
Which forum personality are you? - 'Ego'.... by Flashman on 31.12.2003
illegal copying - Excuse me while I make a mental note concerning al... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
Bob Monkhouse - I remember the early '80s and whenever his face ca... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
oh shit :( - Wrap your entire house in an almighty Rizla and sm... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
This is really a question to those in the UK - I bet Fatty's ears pricked up when you said 'disch... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
Who else thinks Linda Barker is annoying - I can think of a wonderful way of shutting her up,... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
Stepford and proud of it. - Stepfordshire.... by Flashman on 27.12.2003
I hate it when mates do that!!!!! - Open your eyes girl - 'wanted to play tricks' my a... by Flashman on 27.12.2003
The Office Xmas Special Part 1 - Ricky Gervais said he would do no more episodes of... by Flashman on 27.12.2003
What are your new year's resolutions? - One word: excess.... by Flashman on 22.12.2003
Who are YOU? - Gandalf. Bah, I was hoping for Sauron.... by Flashman on 22.12.2003
Entertainment. - Not bored, but here's a big hug anyhow. *Big hu... by Flashman on 19.12.2003
Saddam's personal letter - 7O7... by Flashman on 19.12.2003
Just saw Return of the King... - It was all rather smashing I thought, and the best... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Congrats Mex!!!!! - I bet wstussyb is bricking it!* *- an English... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Messed-up cast! - I'd rather sit in a bucket of my own filth than wa... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
A Very Merry Christmas - Festive greetings from Flash Towers. All the ve... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Hey Teacher - leave those kids alone! - Teacher Quote TEACHER: George, go to the map ... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
What Sort of Brit Are You?! - It has paid me the ultimate insult by telling me t... by Flashman on 12.12.2003
Brian is FURIOUS! - I've got a wonderful image in my head of Brian sto... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Deeee-ooooooo - Been at it since noon my lad! It's nearly Chri... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Deeee-ooooooo - Please elaborate Harvey, for I am intrigued. And ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - "The weight of this sad time we must obey; Speak... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Trivia Question - I didn't much like the look of him from the start.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - I don't know, Hamlet was hilarious.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - Two years on, I'm still laughing...... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Trivia Question - The butler. It's always the butler.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Deeee-ooooooo - Most importantly, when you're singing along after ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - I would have though that obvious Catgoddess! A ma... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Let's see who gets this one... - That's so easy I think I'm going to implode. It's... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - Yes, you can't beat a good 'quip' about 9/11.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
AIDS, who cares? - Whilst Aids is clearly a terrible disease (don't m... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Can someone possibly be more ignorant than Dudley Fufkin - I've no quarrel with young Dudley. I must confess ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - Words are not enough Dark. Bung us all fifty qu... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - I'm sure all these helpful pointers will ensure yo... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - So the egg just appeared then, and didn't pop out ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - God created the chicken first? What, before the... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
Christmas with Queen - You mean the Olsen twins are still not old enough ... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - Well Dark, you were right about one thing - you re... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - Have a guess Dark. I would be intrigued to hear... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
My cat came back! - Torpedo shop? You Yanks think of everyhing. ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
the guys, 2 ladies, or a choir - Two ladies! Two ladies!... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
What did you do today? - Is Dudley trying to tell us he's a wanker?... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Memo: No Basis for Jackson Allegations - So televised documentation of him openly admitting... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Charles the bear - Dudley sounds like me after my first ever pint. ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Religion - I am and always will be a devoted Flashmaniac and ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Who'd sign a petition to have Dark-Myuutwo banned? - Petitions are for wimps. Dog turds through the ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
What Does It Mean? - Ah, the crack of leather on willow. "Silly mid... by Flashman on 08.12.2003
Most of you are nuts - That takes the fucking biscuit that does. What ... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
Do you ever get defensive when someone picks on someone you care about? - You tell 'em YourValentine. Duck! *Throws p... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
YIPPIE!!! - Get to school you skiving git.... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
Not that anyone cares... But... - God knows what you'd be like if you ever meet me t... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - I'm all out of brandy, but I will try to follow yo... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - It isn't? And you're not Dr. Demesne? Well, tha... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - That's not the tits fault though. ... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - I haven't got to the part about the 'strap-on' yet... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - A-ha! Got you! There is nothing remotely bad to... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - What if you had no tongue due to an unfortunate 't... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - Not those kind of 'Boobies' you great lemon. Wo... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - Rubbing postage stamps into your postman's eye aft... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - Boobies.... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - Licking stamps soaked in dogshit.... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
The Darkness: Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) - Sting then, by your reckoning, would come under th... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
Most of you are nuts - You are though. You're nuttier than a wagon loa... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
this is me @ the moment - Oh Christ, another nutter.... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
happy birthday - I bet if you carbon dated Ozzy, he'd be way older ... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
The Darkness: Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) - 'Emo crap' is a new one on me. Did Rod Hull use... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zeal... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zeal... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
A question for apologists for the musical - Musical?... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Let's start a HIGLANDER SOUNDTRACK campaign - Instead of sitting around talking about it, why do... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Your Queen faux pas - I distinctly remember when I was 10 years old or s... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Thanks! - You are honoured indeed.... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
WHAT THE FUCK - At least tell me what 'aight' means to give me a s... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
WHAT THE FUCK - Can anybody download me an Azmandaman translator? ... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
The Darkness: Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) - Gerroutofit! The Darkness rock, and let's not h... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Was Bowie talking about Brian? - He's been combing it over from his arse since 1983... by Flashman on 30.11.2003
Pink floyd-help needed - "Pink Floyd - help needed". That says it all re... by Flashman on 29.11.2003
i'm down i'm down in the dumps :( - A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrifi... by Flashman on 29.11.2003
A mentalist investigated - Sterling work P_G. You could be made an honorar... by Flashman on 27.11.2003
Freddie Mercury in at Number 7 in Pop Culture List - I can't believe I only made it to number 14. Why... by Flashman on 26.11.2003
Happy birthday our valentine - Have a Flashtastic day YV. Sorry about Hangman's... by Flashman on 24.11.2003
"I'm pregnant!" - I know a way you can get one Chaz. ; ) And I'm ... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
Robbie steels other peoples songs - I'm not a fan myself, but at least puts on a bit o... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
There aren't any active topics - And that Charles Baer really pisses me off. Consta... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
World cup winners super England - In your face Leach! The Empire Strikes Back at ... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
There aren't any active topics - I had 8 junk e-mails this morning. Does anyone... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
Pokemon is vastly underrated and badly dubbed! - Silent but deadly.... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
Pokemon is vastly underrated and badly dubbed! - Watch my lips : *Mouths 'Pokemon is shit'* ... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Let's all shamlessly plug our bands! - Stop lying Dan - trying to make geeks feel better.... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - Dark_Myuutwo has written to Santa Claus asking for... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Let's all shamlessly plug our bands! - Everyone is in it except you.... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Welch Corgies - That's what I thought! Some crafty sod has chuc... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Let's all shamlessly plug our bands! - Promote your band, eh? "Flashy and the Flashman... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
There aren't any active topics - I've never seen that before... when nobody has pos... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Muse rocked Cologne last night - Muse are so last week. It ain't gonna happen. E... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Welch Corgies - I don't know why anyone would even consider lettin... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
World cup winners super England - Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee, Skippy, Rolf Harr... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
man, this feels soooo good..... - Congratulations on this worthy deed. But could ... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
Michael Jackson in trouble again - I know we should presume innocent until proven gui... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
10 Favourite Albums - Phil Collins and Justin Timberlake, Freddie-B? ... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
Freddie Vs Tim - Good lad Banquo! Also MessengerOfTheQueen (retu... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - Like 'The Karate Kid', MexQueenFM is secretly taug... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - There are only two posters on this board: MexQueen... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - Gerli has an invisible friend called 'Wobbly'. Th... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
LOTR News: Christopher Lee upset about being cut from 'Return Of The King'. - You rum bugger dragonzflame! It's lucky you ducked... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - iGSM is fixated by belly button fluff, and has her... by Flashman on 16.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - MexQueen is an avid collector of hats of any descr... by Flashman on 15.11.2003
For Dark - Further proof that I will stoop to any depth to im... by Flashman on 15.11.2003
For Dark - As promised to Synthia to celebrate her 1000th pos... by Flashman on 14.11.2003

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