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When QueenZone shut down in November 2020 I have decided to save the database of forum posts and make it available to public. The forum will never become active again but it's available for fulltext search. All the posts since late 2004 (except for spam) are here and I'd like to remind you some of the best discussions. John S Stuart's posts about the Queen catalogue, Thor Arnold's posts about Freddie's life and Barry Mitchell's or Justin Shirley-Smith's interesting contributions are available here).

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94 discussions started by 'Flashman'

I've discovered one of those 'lumps' you read about. - Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t spend ... by Flashman on 08.05.2011
Paul Rodgers: "Freddie who?" - The following article is taken from this week’s ... by Flashman on 27.11.2009
I have seen the future of Manrock... - ... and its name is Hotleg. http://www.myspace.... by Flashman on 09.08.2008
Defending Queen. - Hello all. Long time no see. I was down the Re... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach - All the best from THE best! 33 years young, old... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
The 10 Commandments - How many have you broken? I've almost got the full... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
Barry 'Bulsara' George wins right to appeal - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6769469.stm A we... by Flashman on 20.06.2007
Queen Factoids - You won't find these on Wikipedia:- During the... by Flashman on 12.04.2007
Flashman Jnr - Just to let you know I am now officially in the fa... by Flashman on 21.03.2007
Name my baby - As regular posters may be aware, the arrival of my... by Flashman on 07.02.2007
Happy Birthday, 'The Greatest' - Happy 65th birthday Muhammad Ali. Still the most r... by Flashman on 17.01.2007
Take me to your Leader - So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Brian about to be on Radio 5 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/ BBC Radio 5. He... by Flashman on 02.12.2006
Your epitaph - This will cheer you up, you miserable bunch of bas... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
The Secret Of A Successful Marriage - Aye, dear reader, I'm back off my honeymoon and no... by Flashman on 14.11.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Aye, that's right dear Reader, in just a few short... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
How will you die? - http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ Apparently, a ... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
Reincarnation Station - Hang it all, apparently I'm coming back as a duck.... by Flashman on 11.04.2006
Happy St.Valentine's Day - To all my beautiful QZ ladies, Flashy hasn't forgo... by Flashman on 14.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite! A vigil for Flashman. - Today is the day. A day I hoped I'd never see, but... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - Funny how the advancing years affect you, and I ai... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
Search Results - Type your name followed by 'Queenzone' into your s... by Flashman on 18.01.2006
Camera up your arse - After a recent bout of sickness, it appears I must... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Nemesis - You all know me, gentle readers. I tell it like it... by Flashman on 04.01.2006
Free Chat-up advice from your favourite QZer - Here's a selection of some of the lines I've used ... by Flashman on 16.11.2005
Your favourite words - Some words hold special meanings, others just soun... by Flashman on 20.09.2005
Happy Birthday, Sir Archie Leach! - Gad, look at the state of this place: if it ain't ... by Flashman on 26.07.2005
Texas Hold 'Em - Any other players out there? My pals 'Marvellou... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Your sporting moments - I'm one of those irritating bastards (what do you ... by Flashman on 11.07.2005
Make the world a better place - God died and made you God. Or possibly God made yo... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
People! - Dropped my guts in public today and it was worse t... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards - Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' aw... by Flashman on 07.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - I'm always rattling something. I'm a bugger for it... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - ... dressed in the 60s style, if possible. Err... ... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Frankie Poullain quits The Darkness - John Deacon to replace? http://www.contactmusic... by Flashman on 23.05.2005
Is the Internet rubbish? - Sometimes I sit there at my desk and think 'Right,... by Flashman on 20.05.2005
Pope Idol - 4-1: Francis Arinze 6-1:Giacomo Biffi, Dionigi T... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Complete 'Hangman' Lyrics - Don't you know it's rude to hide behind your mask?... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - On my estate (and I ain’t talking councils), I e... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Things to do while shopping. - From a recent e-mail, you may have seen it before:... by Flashman on 23.03.2005
75 quid!? - Good old Sir Archie, the bluff old cove, has manag... by Flashman on 29.01.2005
1 - 0. Great start to t'New Year. - Back of the net! You'll be pleased to learn tha... by Flashman on 02.01.2005
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Tsunamis. Earthquakes. Tens of thousands killed. C... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - Paul Rodgers is terrified of clocks. If he is ever... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - Paul Rodgers is inadequate as a lead vocal as far ... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
McFly cover Queen on their new album - That's right, the pre-pubic popsters murder 'Crazy... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - Dear QueenZoners, please find it in your dumb old ... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
In your face, lefties! - It appears the average American ain't as dumb as t... by Flashman on 03.11.2004
Can't sign in on new board - As you have probably guessed from the subject titl... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - Before I start, I'd just like to point out that I ... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
Fancy a quickie? - Some one-liners for you (actually some may be two ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Flashman: The Game - Amazing the things my legion of fans do to get on ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - Round at Leach Hall yesterday evening for the usua... by Flashman on 18.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Seems like all the recent furore about we measly E... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Backwards - "It's fun to smoke Mahatma Gandhi" (Anot... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
'Wobbly Head' Paula Radcliffe quits like a dog - Watch her crying her eyes out as she gave up in th... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Back from Corfu - Just thought you'd like to see where I've been sun... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - As everybody knows - it is the woman's responsibil... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Vacation Plans - Popped up to see old Flashman Senior at his curren... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Is this sexist? - Yesterday, the bloody council sent a female repres... by Flashman on 12.07.2004
Is this racist? - Recently at the annual ball down at the Reform Clu... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - . I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Can you suss the Queen tracks from the following a... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - The poor wee thing seems to have been a bit down l... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - Congratulations to Banquo, one of QZ's finest eggs... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - In the recent 'Horror Movies' topic, our resident ... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Venus in transition - Rare event tomorrow. Even ol' Flashy can't recall ... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - If so, I'm sure it will be the making of you. T... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Dear QueenZoners and Charles Baer, please find it ... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
Congratulations iGSM - 1000 posts for the fruitcake from OZ. Still no... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
No news is good news - Except in this particular section of the message b... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Life is a vicious circle - Ain’t it though? You get up. You try a dump. ... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
"Into every life a little rain must fall" - Do you think that when Freddie sang this it was be... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
Best opening line in a Queen song. - Without trawling through the entire collection or,... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Brian on Virgin Radio this Sunday - Young Brian will feature in a programme entitled '... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - First of all, let's cut to the chase: All those fo... by Flashman on 29.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Anyone? - Ah, I appear to be the only one here. Figures... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Child's Play - One of my staff recently had this e-mailed to them... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
QZ Post of the Month - January - It's a rum old place is QueenZone, full of fruitca... by Flashman on 31.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - It's just struck me that I might have left some of... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Finish my poem (Brain power required) - So that rules you out then, Charles Baer you big d... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - As it seems to be the way of things these days, I ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - NOT Charles Baer. It's only a notice board. It ... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - They should be made to sit in corners and eat dust... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - Ever wondered what song would best represent Earth... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Killer Queen.45 : Where's the bugger gone? - Last I recall he was embarking on some Blaine - or... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Hey Teacher - leave those kids alone! - Teacher Quote TEACHER: George, go to the map ... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Most of you are nuts - You are though. You're nuttier than a wagon loa... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
There aren't any active topics - I've never seen that before... when nobody has pos... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
For Dark - As promised to Synthia to celebrate her 1000th pos... by Flashman on 14.11.2003

1427 posts by user 'Flashman'

I return! - PG. Now there's a blast from the whatsit.... by Flashman on 14.12.2012
Happy Birthday YourValentine !! - Have a capital day YV.... by Flashman on 25.11.2011
I've discovered one of those 'lumps' you read about. - Contrary to what you may believe, I don’t spend ... by Flashman on 08.05.2011
Queenzone reunited - A reunion, eh? Well, it ain't my round. Will the... by Flashman on 15.03.2011
Paul Rodgers: "Freddie who?" - The following article is taken from this week’s ... by Flashman on 27.11.2009
Olympic opening ceremony - London will piss all over it, fatty, old chum. ... by Flashman on 09.08.2008
I have seen the future of Manrock... - ... and its name is Hotleg. http://www.myspace.... by Flashman on 09.08.2008
Defending Queen. - I shall be in attendance on October 18th at Liverp... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Defending Queen. - That's wonderful, assdude. But I've a notion that ... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Defending Queen. - Hello all. Long time no see. I was down the Re... by Flashman on 25.06.2008
Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru - My belated best wishes, old boy. I bought you a... by Flashman on 08.01.2008
Like this world needed this... - Get a grip, it might be the making of her. There's... by Flashman on 02.08.2007
Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach - We were going to be guests of honour tomorrow nigh... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
England under water - Take more than a deluge of water to dampen the Bri... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
Am I a true Queenfan? - I'm in two minds. Any true Queen fan worth thei... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
Happy Birthday Sir Archie Leach - All the best from THE best! 33 years young, old... by Flashman on 26.07.2007
Suggestions? - You're in Liverpool, hey? You could vist my hub... by Flashman on 04.07.2007
Happy Burnday Lester Birtham - All the best, old thing. You've reached that ag... by Flashman on 04.07.2007
The 10 Commandments - There's no substitute for experience, old bean... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
The 10 Commandments - I don't know who to believe about these Commandmen... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
The 10 Commandments - How many have you broken? I've almost got the full... by Flashman on 27.06.2007
Barry 'Bulsara' George wins right to appeal - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6769469.stm A we... by Flashman on 20.06.2007
Happy Birthday, Dan Corson - Ah, err.. May I allow my good friend Bob to be the... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
Dumb Question - Izzat so? Actually, to be fair to Brian, I may ... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
Dumb Question - I once had a sherry with Brian at a pinball tourna... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
Happy Birthday, Dan Corson - No, allow me. Happy Birthday, old fellow, and m... by Flashman on 30.05.2007
iGSM, you magnificent bastard! - Happy Birthday, you old rogue, and many more of 'e... by Flashman on 24.04.2007
Day of Silence '07 - Well, your zany scheme is working for me. I've ... by Flashman on 18.04.2007
Queen Factoids - You won't find these on Wikipedia:- During the... by Flashman on 12.04.2007
Flashman Jnr - Don't play dumb, you old rake, although it cle... by Flashman on 29.03.2007
Happy belated birthday, Flashman - Most gracious of you all. Many thanks for all the ... by Flashman on 22.03.2007
Flashman Jnr - It'll be like that scene from 'Only Fools and ... by Flashman on 21.03.2007
Flashman Jnr - Just to let you know I am now officially in the fa... by Flashman on 21.03.2007
Happy Birthday Bob the Shrek! - All the best, Bob lad. Here, you know you're ge... by Flashman on 26.02.2007
Happy Birthday Janet!!! - To one of the best from THE best. Congrats from... by Flashman on 20.02.2007
Name my baby - Faithful. Yes. Yes, that's right... ;-) ... by Flashman on 08.02.2007
Name my baby - Gad, it's tough. I want to avoid anything common. ... by Flashman on 08.02.2007
Name my baby - As regular posters may be aware, the arrival of my... by Flashman on 07.02.2007
Heavens to murgatroid, I'm busy! - D'ye know, we'll always have the last laugh where ... by Flashman on 02.02.2007
My Dictatorship - You're putting the Dick into Dictator. It also ... by Flashman on 30.01.2007
Roger's massive drum set. - His drumkit is so massive because it's a penis ext... by Flashman on 30.01.2007
UK Census petition - Try the electoral rolls, John. Not only does it pr... by Flashman on 30.01.2007
Clint Eastwood - You can't beat a bit of Clint, the King Of The Wes... by Flashman on 19.01.2007
Happy Birthday, 'The Greatest' - Happy 65th birthday Muhammad Ali. Still the most r... by Flashman on 17.01.2007
Happy Birthday Miss James! - Happy Birthday, gorgeous! Don't forget, Flashy'... by Flashman on 11.01.2007
Mannheim 86 - full video - Ten bob says he's taped "Debbie Does Dallas&q... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Take me to your Leader - I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Take me to your Leader - So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
The Queenzone Band!!! - You'd better get your bagpipe solo in early Bo... by Flashman on 10.01.2007
Holy shit - Holy grail - For record-collectors! - Hang about, I've got half a dozen identical to tho... by Flashman on 08.12.2006
Brian about to be on Radio 5 - http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/ BBC Radio 5. He... by Flashman on 02.12.2006
Winter Wonderland - I was stood there all night waiting for you to... by Flashman on 01.12.2006
Happy Birthday YourValentine!!! - Have a good one, toots. Growing old is mandato... by Flashman on 24.11.2006
The Secret Of A Successful Marriage - I've got my fingers in more pies than 'Hollands', ... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
Penetration_Guru, where are you? - Good ol' PG, he's worth at least a dozen of most o... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
Your epitaph - This will cheer you up, you miserable bunch of bas... by Flashman on 15.11.2006
The Secret Of A Successful Marriage - Aye, dear reader, I'm back off my honeymoon and no... by Flashman on 14.11.2006
noone but you - Certainly! It's:- CFGAGE CFGAG CFGAGE EFECC CB... by Flashman on 20.10.2006
Genesis to reform - I ain't been so excited since I had that boil lanc... by Flashman on 19.10.2006
Entertainment in Cardiff - Capital YV, Sir Archie has thus far excelled himse... by Flashman on 19.10.2006
Who fancies Sophie Anderton? - I'd blow my beans in her face. But then, there'... by Flashman on 17.10.2006
Discribe Brian in 1 word now - That's at least 10 words. Not including 'Youchh... by Flashman on 02.10.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Don't let the lack of an invitation stop you s... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Never say never, toots - I'm far from out of t... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
My Shotgun Wedding - Aye, that's right dear Reader, in just a few short... by Flashman on 28.09.2006
Hamster - Good luck Hamster. A thoroughly nice bloke off ... by Flashman on 21.09.2006
Whatever happened to Barry? - I believe he posts under a different username on Q... by Flashman on 21.09.2006
Where is Flashy? - I certainly am. Now, you see where the conf... by Flashman on 29.06.2006
Where is Flashy? - Quite frankly, no, it's not okay. I've been po... by Flashman on 28.06.2006
Where is Flashy? - And here's me thinking I was being sadly missed, w... by Flashman on 26.06.2006
Hello! - Hey up, lad. I too was wondering what had becom... by Flashman on 12.06.2006
Kittens and puppies and cute babies, awww - Here, I don't half wish she was - I'd have tapped ... by Flashman on 07.06.2006
The End Is Nigh. - Ah, now y'see the mistake Sir Archie made, the ol'... by Flashman on 02.06.2006
GREG BROOKS REPLIES - addressing the issue of whinging weirdos - Here, there's no need for all that - I've only... by Flashman on 27.05.2006
GREG BROOKS REPLIES - addressing the issue of whinging weirdos - Such a pity that the archivist of our favourite ba... by Flashman on 26.05.2006
Happy Birthday Dan Corson!!! - Have a Flashtastic day, buggerlugs. All t'best ... by Flashman on 25.05.2006
How will you die? - My apologies. I don't visit this form too much... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
How will you die? - http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ Apparently, a ... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
The End Is Nigh. - You want to chuck that Sidney out. He's done n... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
The End Is Nigh. - Here Archie, you old humbug, I'm willing to wager ... by Flashman on 23.05.2006
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills split. - He bought her a plane, didn't he? To shave her ... by Flashman on 18.05.2006
Big Brother's Back Again - Yes, it is rather a tawdry affair, but here's an i... by Flashman on 10.05.2006
This is why I hate Tories, but love Boris Johnson - It was hilarious. Good ol' Boris - the hun never d... by Flashman on 05.05.2006
Staff relations - An update for those avid Flashy fans (all of you, ... by Flashman on 27.04.2006
Reincarnation Station - Hang it all, apparently I'm coming back as a duck.... by Flashman on 11.04.2006
Divine Comedy - The lead singer called Queen 'a joke band with jok... by Flashman on 04.04.2006
Anybody want to buy a Blue Peter badge? - I'll tell you what - have you clocked the current ... by Flashman on 28.03.2006
4 Reasons Why Paul Weller Deserves A Knighthood - The Style Council counterbalances all those reason... by Flashman on 14.03.2006
The bastards - There's nowt to stop you doing it in your own time... by Flashman on 14.03.2006
Test how steady you are!!! - My hands were shaking to begin with, thanks to the... by Flashman on 04.03.2006
Happy Birthday, Bob the Shrek - Happy Birthday to one of the best from THE best. ... by Flashman on 27.02.2006
TAKE THE MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 - You don't often see 'Woody Allen' and 'hilarious' ... by Flashman on 16.02.2006
How did Queen travel ? - Freddie was so posh, he even used to get airlifted... by Flashman on 15.02.2006
John S Stuart vs. Roger Taylor. - I can't deny he's got a couple of inches on me... by Flashman on 15.02.2006
Happy St.Valentine's Day - Chortle! Spot who didn't get a card! I'd let... by Flashman on 14.02.2006
Happy St.Valentine's Day - To all my beautiful QZ ladies, Flashy hasn't forgo... by Flashman on 14.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - 'FLASHY'S ARSE IN 2 PARTS - SEE THE WHOLE NEXT WEE... by Flashman on 11.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite: A vigil for Flashman - Today is the day, folks. A day I hoped I'd never s... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
QueenZone Unite! A vigil for Flashman. - Today is the day. A day I hoped I'd never see, but... by Flashman on 10.02.2006
Flashman, I'm calling you out! - Lester, rest assured that this post concerning my ... by Flashman on 07.02.2006
Whos more famous out of jacko or elvis - Put it this way: if Elvis turned up tomorrow, you'... by Flashman on 06.02.2006
Camera up your arse - 194 hours and 21 minutes.... For all you who a... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Draw A Pig. - Where's the eraser? http://drawapig.desktopcrea... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Queen related comic online - I have to say it's fantastic. You have a real and ... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Camera up your arse - One for the aficionados amongst you: The Ring (... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Most Hillarious video ever *Click here* - The really frightening thing is that you actually ... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Camera up your arse - The Shite Comes Down Seven Shades Of Rhye My H... by Flashman on 02.02.2006
Camera up your arse - They'd better use summat, or I'll break the fucker... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
Camera up your arse - This is all Blair's fault - him and his kind! Bloo... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
DRIVES ME CRAZEEE!!! - I'm sure you mean well, toots, but we'd have fuck ... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
Camera up your arse - Save me! My appointment has been brought forwar... by Flashman on 01.02.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - Another band that sound better the older you get a... by Flashman on 31.01.2006
I'm new... =) - Hey up. You'll find us quite a friendly bunch o... by Flashman on 31.01.2006
Need help finding something - Try this. Jump on Flashy's lap if you get scared. ... by Flashman on 31.01.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - You silly sods. In a similar vein - I used to r... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
Used to hate - but now it's great. - Funny how the advancing years affect you, and I ai... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
Now i'm wondering - No, that was Jarrod Needleheim.... by Flashman on 30.01.2006
The next England manager will be........................................... - Graham Taylor. If nothing else, so we can have a h... by Flashman on 28.01.2006
announcing.............................................tongue piercing - You'll have to pop over, toots, to give me a tingl... by Flashman on 27.01.2006
my profile pic - It ain't an oversight, young man. You were born wi... by Flashman on 26.01.2006
my profile pic - Never stand next to a door for a photo if you're a... by Flashman on 26.01.2006
Weridest place you' v sang Queen - Myself, Sir Archie and Paul 'Amazing' Grace once g... by Flashman on 18.01.2006
Search Results - Type your name followed by 'Queenzone' into your s... by Flashman on 18.01.2006
Camera up your arse - Many thanks for the countless e-mails, PMs and goo... by Flashman on 17.01.2006
Camera up your arse - I can't understand why I, of all people, should su... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Camera up your arse - http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/health_advice/examinati... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Camera up your arse - After a recent bout of sickness, it appears I must... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Morecambe - It's rumoured I have to have a camera inserted int... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Morecambe - Apologies for lateness of reply, young eggster, bu... by Flashman on 15.01.2006
Nemesis - After a couple of night's frantic searching for an... by Flashman on 05.01.2006
My New Year wishes for the notice board - Happy to oblige ye! That's Flashy for you ... by Flashman on 05.01.2006
Nemesis - You all know me, gentle readers. I tell it like it... by Flashman on 04.01.2006
Les Miserables - Terrific bloke is old Les, not at all the curmudge... by Flashman on 22.12.2005
10 Years In The Making - So you've got both nads and naps? Christ, I'd n... by Flashman on 19.12.2005
Calling all WI fans - Gesundheit!... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
The corrupted wish thread - On your wedding night she says "Not bad, but ... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Calling all WI fans - Women's Institute? Don't they save fallen women... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Why the outrage now? - Thanks for the countless 'Come Back Flashman', 'Fl... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Why the outrage now? - Whatever becomes of 'em, they won't go again in a ... by Flashman on 14.12.2005
Free Chat-up advice from your favourite QZer - Here's a selection of some of the lines I've used ... by Flashman on 16.11.2005
The Darkness' new album - Natch.... by Flashman on 14.11.2005
Star Wars. From "yippee" to "tell your sister you were right" - Still not seen the last one. 'Attack Of The Clones... by Flashman on 13.11.2005
cuntbubbles get 11 years each - Good news, Fatty lad. I can testify that it ai... by Flashman on 07.11.2005
Did Freddie ever date a disabled person? - Then I humbly apologise. I believe Freddie's et... by Flashman on 04.11.2005
Did Freddie ever date a disabled person? - No he didn't. Not only, as we have recently discov... by Flashman on 04.11.2005
The Chandelier - Gad, we've all done it, surely? I must admit it... by Flashman on 04.11.2005
Best song beginning with 'P' - If it's 'Queen related', a more complete list woul... by Flashman on 03.11.2005
Sheer Retard Attack - 1-0 to Lester methinks. I love the way this pos... by Flashman on 03.11.2005
Homo Help - Just say: "Look folks, I prefer the funnel, n... by Flashman on 03.11.2005
What kind of car do you drive? - Lisser, you really should consider trading in this... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
I've finish my thesis - Nonsense, Bob. I was expelled for drunken and lewd... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
What kind of car do you drive? - Depends on the day of the week, and what kind of m... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
The Warriors Directors Cut On DVD! Any The Warriors Fans Here? - "Warriors! Come out to play-ay!" Not ... by Flashman on 02.11.2005
New Madonna song - Madonna c.1990 - one of the best sets of tits you'... by Flashman on 30.10.2005
gay as daffodil? - The daffodil is rare in the plant world in that it... by Flashman on 21.10.2005
BE A NICE FORUM - It's 'throne', by the way.... by Flashman on 19.10.2005
The Darkness: New album Nov. 29 - Cheers for the link Queenleaf. Spot on! The Dar... by Flashman on 18.10.2005
how many albums have they sold? - Not sure as to the exact figure, but I've got abou... by Flashman on 18.10.2005
The Gospel According To Barry Mitchell. - Without doubt, the most interesting post I've read... by Flashman on 18.10.2005
The new James Bond is.... - Imagine how I feel... They obviously required s... by Flashman on 13.10.2005
Most Haunted - 'Stuff and nonsense' and 'Tommyrot' are two expres... by Flashman on 13.10.2005
Freddie's Switzerland statuette - I want one in the 'Action Man' style with moving e... by Flashman on 12.10.2005
Does anyone know Brian May's Emial Address? - brian.may@hotmail39 Hope this is 'compernsive' ... by Flashman on 11.10.2005
Freddies Limo on eBay - Sorely, sorely tempted. Just scrapped my first... by Flashman on 11.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Rather fetching, I must say. But still not big ... by Flashman on 11.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Here, you said you'd keep that under your hat. ... by Flashman on 10.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Hmmm, I'll be washing sand out of me crack for mon... by Flashman on 10.10.2005
The newest limerick thread - There is a great band name of Queen, The finest r... by Flashman on 10.10.2005
Convention 2005 - I would love to play a round with you some time, E... by Flashman on 07.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Capital! What details do we have for next year'... by Flashman on 07.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Do you mean I'd have been like a pig in shit at Pr... by Flashman on 07.10.2005
Convention 2005 - ... and Lisser, we don't have a netball court as y... by Flashman on 06.10.2005
Convention 2005 - Banquo, is there ever any decent skirt there for t... by Flashman on 06.10.2005
Irish People I Love (who are yours?) - Mine's a rather short list, in that there aren't a... by Flashman on 05.10.2005
I think I'm alright... - I'd love to help money-wise, but things are a ... by Flashman on 29.09.2005
Need video help - You bloody prude! The human form is nothing to be ... by Flashman on 29.09.2005
Top 5 Dodgy footballers names - Dean Windass.... by Flashman on 29.09.2005
I think I'm alright... - Nowt left? Gammon! You have your beautiful look... by Flashman on 28.09.2005
''Push The Button" To Men Of QZ - Pat Benatar? 20 years ago perhaps - after a couple... by Flashman on 26.09.2005
''Push The Button" To Men Of QZ - The blonde piece would certainly get it, and the b... by Flashman on 22.09.2005
"I'm the only gay in the tribute band!" - The Freddie Mercury one is spot on. If he'd ha... by Flashman on 22.09.2005
That's it I'm leaving Queenzone. For good. And I mean it. - I 'borrowed' a cohort's villa in Costa Teguise. Pe... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
That's it I'm leaving Queenzone. For good. And I mean it. - Ach, he was envious enough himself a few weeks bac... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
That's it I'm leaving Queenzone. For good. And I mean it. - Had a gloating text message from the old cornball:... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
Your favourite words - Fatty's "cuntbubble" would make a worthy... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
Your favourite words - Rot, how did I forget cunnilingus? I never have do... by Flashman on 21.09.2005
Rita is coming!! - Rita is coming. Gad, I've not heard those words... by Flashman on 20.09.2005
Your favourite words - Some words hold special meanings, others just soun... by Flashman on 20.09.2005
Happy Birthday, Sir Archie Leach! - Gad, look at the state of this place: if it ain't ... by Flashman on 26.07.2005
Happy Birthday, wstüssyb - Have a Flashtastic day, lad. Hey, I didn't have... by Flashman on 26.07.2005
Am i the only one - Maybe they're all from Utah where this kind of thi... by Flashman on 20.07.2005
The Rolling Stones to release first album in 8 years... - First album in 8 years? I doubt it will lead to... by Flashman on 20.07.2005
Am i the only one - The big giveaway is that their handwriting is exac... by Flashman on 20.07.2005
ATTN: iGSM - It's wombat season over there, so he'll be out hun... by Flashman on 14.07.2005
Texas Hold 'Em - I don't play for tokens, my lad, but for your Amer... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Texas Hold 'Em - Any other players out there? My pals 'Marvellou... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Your sporting moments - I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with you, Yuri.... by Flashman on 12.07.2005
Your sporting moments - I'm one of those irritating bastards (what do you ... by Flashman on 11.07.2005
What's the difference between the average 17-year-old boy and a catfish? - In six months time you may have changed your tune.... by Flashman on 07.07.2005
Richard Whiteley pops off. - May I be the first to offer my shoulder to Carol V... by Flashman on 27.06.2005
Bob the Shrek's Mum - Thoughts and best wishes from all at the Towers. ... by Flashman on 27.06.2005
People! - Hope all goes well, Bob lad.... by Flashman on 25.06.2005
People! - Joseph Pujol indeed. I can think of no more fi... by Flashman on 23.06.2005
Make the world a better place - He was never the same after he met that Chinese bi... by Flashman on 23.06.2005
Make the world a better place - God died and made you God. Or possibly God made yo... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
People! - Dropped my guts in public today and it was worse t... by Flashman on 22.06.2005
Congestion Charge. - People will keep voting for the stinking bastards.... by Flashman on 21.06.2005
whats your height and weight - 8.25 inches, but never weighed it. C'mon, this ... by Flashman on 18.06.2005
Just found this out!! - Tell your folks I'll give 'em six quid for the lot... by Flashman on 16.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - A masterstroke Brimon, I haven't seen such a wonde... by Flashman on 15.06.2005
No Subject - Oh, he's back already. That was a quick one.... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - Some player, was Garden. The People's Champion if ... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
No Subject - Why bother replying? This chap is clearly a man of... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - ***ANTI-FOLD CARD*** Aha! You've fallen for the... by Flashman on 14.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - Well played, Banquo - you've called my treble bluf... by Flashman on 13.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - And just like Doggett, I'm going to follow Aldwych... by Flashman on 13.06.2005
signing out - Just so long as you come back, toots. With som... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - At last, I can use the Victoria Switch and play Pi... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Your favorite web pages - I used to be a big fan of the following, until the... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - Jeepers, you chaps can play! But I've no little... by Flashman on 12.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - How can you complete without a Terminal Wildcard? ... by Flashman on 11.06.2005
Bono - To be honest - whenever Bono says we should do som... by Flashman on 11.06.2005
Mornington Crescent - I almost played Tottenham Court Road then, forgett... by Flashman on 11.06.2005
Blog question - Don't know what you're waffling on about Lester, o... by Flashman on 10.06.2005
The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards - Hmm... according to the latest currency converters... by Flashman on 07.06.2005
The One Millionth Pointless QueenZone Awards - Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' aw... by Flashman on 07.06.2005
back from the unconscious - Regards and best wishes from the Towers. So - d... by Flashman on 03.06.2005
Bonus - They're lucky to have you, toots. As is tickqu... by Flashman on 03.06.2005
ICQ says it's Erins Birthday... - Congratulations from the Towers! x... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Oh, it definitely was, wstüssyb. Quite violen... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - *Double Post*... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Aye, trust ol' Flashy to bring some of the big... by Flashman on 01.06.2005
The state of the Queenzone board - *Trips over rug, spills red wine down Marial-B's t... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Hmm... since those limpets have been deleted, half... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
Only Mad Dogs and Englishwomen... - It's the grey lycra jogging pants that get me Arch... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
The state of the Queenzone board - *Checks to see if I've been deleted* Nope. Ever... by Flashman on 30.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Bah, and here's ol' Flash hoping you were keeping ... by Flashman on 29.05.2005
For Arlene and any other Saber-Weilding Jedi or Sith. - This'll probably be up your street, Banquers old c... by Flashman on 29.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - Gad, there's more oddballs in this place now than ... by Flashman on 29.05.2005
Could this be LOVE? - I'm always rattling something. I'm a bugger for it... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Geeks - Aye, but all roads lead to Flashman.... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - The name's Flashman, my lad. Now get down on y... by Flashman on 28.05.2005
Special Announcement: I am so happy, Queenleaf & Moi will marry. - *Bangs on Church Windows* Queenleaf, No! Don't ... by Flashman on 26.05.2005
What is..... - Most blokes have only just discovered the G Spot, ... by Flashman on 26.05.2005
Happy Birthday Mr Corson - Congratulations from the Towers' sick bed.... by Flashman on 25.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - Head... swimming..... Can't... open... eyes........ by Flashman on 25.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - Thanks Queenleaf, you're a real tonic. I was go... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Help! Get me a nurse! - ... dressed in the 60s style, if possible. Err... ... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
It went well. - Good news, young Sir, and good luck. What's the... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Frankie Poullain quits The Darkness - I can assure you she has, Archie.... by Flashman on 24.05.2005
Frankie Poullain quits The Darkness - John Deacon to replace? http://www.contactmusic... by Flashman on 23.05.2005
Velvet Revolver... - Still only listened to half of their album - and I... by Flashman on 23.05.2005
Queen and politics - They were all Tories, of course. Most sensible ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
The First QZ Marriage - Put me down for the best man's speech, although I ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Is the Internet rubbish? - *Pins "Today's Top Toady" rosette on dra... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Youngest Queenzoner atm? - At 32, surely I must be amongst the very youngest ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Univision Song Contest - Actually caught a bit of it on TV last night. The ... by Flashman on 22.05.2005
Happy Birthday, Iron Eagle - Congratulations from the Towers! Have a good 'un!... by Flashman on 20.05.2005
Is the Internet rubbish? - Sometimes I sit there at my desk and think 'Right,... by Flashman on 20.05.2005
My slam poem - Jolly well done, toots - a spiffing attempt. No... by Flashman on 19.05.2005
Open Letter from Malcolm Glazer to man Utd fans - Men in shorts. Not my cup of tea at all.... by Flashman on 18.05.2005
Who Could Be the Surprise Headliner of Rock am Ring? - It's Opus! Life! Na na na na na! Life is Life!... by Flashman on 13.05.2005
Peter Kay @ Hyde Park!!!!???! - CHEESEcake? Ooh, you dirty bastards.... by Flashman on 12.05.2005
Type your username with your elbows! - fl,zsxhm,xazn... by Flashman on 12.05.2005
Budweiser Vs. Heinekin - Gad, they're both rotten beers. You lot'll drink '... by Flashman on 12.05.2005
Rolling Stones rock the world again 2005-2006!!!! - They're so fucking old these days I bet they have ... by Flashman on 10.05.2005
Newcastle £55 quid tickets said 'plus support' - Not sure if there was any support at the Mancheste... by Flashman on 08.05.2005
Stealin' - "Wheelin' and Dealin', and a little bit of St... by Flashman on 08.05.2005
Right that's it I'm leaving........... - Brave man, drinking pints at a concert. You must h... by Flashman on 07.05.2005
Review Birmingham, please tell what the setlist was! - Lummie, it's probably just this second started, gi... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
an awful thing!!! PR signed a queen album - Way to depreciate an album's value.... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Scotland? - But it's so cold in Scotland. And they all live... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
... - Fuck knows.... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - No, they've dropped The Show Must Go On. Paul R... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Right that's it I'm leaving........... - Nah, your arse is just large.... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Right that's it I'm leaving........... - You should have come to Manchester with Archie and... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - Listen, chum. I freely admit - nay, revel in - bei... by Flashman on 06.05.2005
DISASTER - traffic jam stopped us getting to Manchester - Rotten luck. Any chance of sparing a thought for t... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - Wouldn't want to sit next to me at Concerts? Like ... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Anybody Back From Manchester Concert Yet? Tell us about it, please....... - Gad, I said he was alright, for Flashy's sake. ... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Shouldn't we all e-mail Brian to drop 'A Kind Of Magic' off the setlist? - I also think he'd struggle with Spread Your Wings,... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - That's only because he ain't getting any, the ... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Now i must leave, Goodbye - I'd love to take the piss out of you Forever69, bu... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - Well, I remember when all this was fields...... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Anybody Back From Manchester Concert Yet? Tell us about it, please....... - Well, don't feel too bad considering. Put a few aw... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Hey guess what everyone!!! - That beer really suits you! Congrats!... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Manchester with Peter Kay - Well, don't feel too bad considering. Put a few aw... by Flashman on 05.05.2005
Whats with this - I'm afraid you've purchased a faulty album. The... by Flashman on 04.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - Gad, you know it always gets to me when I hear... by Flashman on 04.05.2005
Memories from old time posters... - The only one I miss is KillerQueen.45 - a sound ch... by Flashman on 04.05.2005
... - I have lent my considerable support to your Blog c... by Flashman on 03.05.2005
Tales From A Former Carnie, Part One - Your yellow streak's almost as wide as mine, Burnh... by Flashman on 03.05.2005
THE DOOR IS OPEN MY FRIENDS... - *Waits patiently for hooter girls and sandwiches* ... by Flashman on 03.05.2005
Queenzoner of the year and month!!! - Hmm, QueenZoner of the Year? What will I win?... by Flashman on 02.05.2005
People of faith, help me out - ...and have a passionate but volatile affair with ... by Flashman on 02.05.2005
A Car for Manda - If memory serves, there's plenty of room in the ba... by Flashman on 02.05.2005
People of faith, help me out - Gad, he sounds like a fruitloop to me. He might be... by Flashman on 30.04.2005
GEEKS!!!!!!!!!! - Pffft! That doesn't look so scary. We've got bigge... by Flashman on 25.04.2005
Doctor Who - Easy. They're both overrated.... by Flashman on 25.04.2005
Doctor Who - Had to turn over last night's episode, as it was s... by Flashman on 24.04.2005
I'm going to be on tv - I'm delighted for you, and hope all goes well. The... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
If I ever (poem) - *Bows low* My dear, you know the way to a chap'... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
Happy Birthday To... - Regards from the Towers, have a Flashtastic Day. ... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
You say it's your birthday... - Hearty congratulations from the Towers, have a Fla... by Flashman on 23.04.2005
A Kind Of Magic by Melina Richmond - has anyone ever read it? - I've read it and it's rather dreadful. Embarrassin... by Flashman on 22.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - Chortle! Sir, you are one seriously disturb... by Flashman on 22.04.2005
John's peanut throwing on stage - Now you're just being ridiculous. To the best o... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
If I ever (poem) - That's lovely, you have a rare and precious gift. ... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
John's peanut throwing on stage - You're almost correct save for one minor flaw. ... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
'kin hilarious Killer Queen parody - Most chortleworthy, Synthia - and capital to see y... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - 3 weeks of bliss Banquers, don't knock 'em.... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - Takes one to know one, I suppose. Apart from th... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
2.53 guitar question on IWBTLY on MIH - It is called 'Straddling The Ooplegrinder', first ... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
I wish to apologize to everyone I have offended... - As part of my renewed faith as an absolute bastard... by Flashman on 21.04.2005
"Yoda Coda" Star Wars Theme To Hit Charts! - Be a pile of shit it will. Buy it I won't.... by Flashman on 20.04.2005
Who's Your Most Loved Queen Zoner people - The following Zoners are my personal favourites:_ ... by Flashman on 20.04.2005
What was Fun It all about then? - Roger was only miffed at Another One Bites The Dus... by Flashman on 19.04.2005
Opinions of Velvet Revolver's "Fall To Pieces" - The best song on an otherwise disappointing album.... by Flashman on 13.04.2005
Glastonbury - I take it back. I've just spotted the genius that ... by Flashman on 12.04.2005
Glastonbury - Who gives a shit about her music? Looking at t... by Flashman on 12.04.2005
For Sale - I'll buy it. But I intend to dismantle it and t... by Flashman on 12.04.2005
computer help? - You urgently need to recallifrate your Tyco Meter.... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
"Queen" In The 60's - Make Your Own Reference Disc - Bachelor Boy?... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
Rare photo of Freddie on eBay! - Why would anyone want to bid for it? Just prin... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
New photos from Jake - They also share a brain cell.... by Flashman on 11.04.2005
"Queen" In The 60's - Make Your Own Reference Disc - Bachelor Boy? Are you absolutely sure about this? ... by Flashman on 10.04.2005
who is... - Hadn't someone better report this Mr. Rodgers to t... by Flashman on 10.04.2005
QUEEN MANIA you choose the stars - Thank fuck for the fast-forward button. Especially... by Flashman on 10.04.2005
Today I got the greatest news ever... - Hope all goes well, lad. Didn't realise you had pr... by Flashman on 07.04.2005
Pope Idol - 4-1: Francis Arinze 6-1:Giacomo Biffi, Dionigi T... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Complete 'Hangman' Lyrics - Don't you know it's rude to hide behind your mask?... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - Double Post. Mind you, mine should count twice.... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - There could be a position going for you at The... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Hitch Hikers - Didn't fill me with great optimism to learn that Z... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
MegaMike DEAD!!!!? - MegaMike, I am sorry to hear you are mentally ill.... by Flashman on 02.04.2005
Staff relations - On my estate (and I ain’t talking councils), I e... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Christopher Eccleston Quits Doctor Who - What, me with a time machine? But I'd use it f... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Are there any left-handed guys and gals on this board? - Burnt as witches and warlocks in my day were left ... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
Christopher Eccleston Quits Doctor Who - In interviews, he always sems a bit embarrassed by... by Flashman on 31.03.2005
watch out for funny looking arms! - Growing an arm on your dick. Now THAT would be imp... by Flashman on 30.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Only if I can be Vice President! No, wait! Junior ... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Am I alone? - A man's WC is his kingdom, Archie, you old spiv. ... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Not particularly. I have been thinking of jump... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Jokes - A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and ... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Your points one at a time:- >Seen the prices... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
whoops! - I sense an air of desperation about your prose, de... by Flashman on 28.03.2005
Doctor Who - In the context of the show.... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
whoops! - I, however, remain intoxicated solely by Lisser's ... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Jokes - After his examination, the doctor said to the elde... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - You must all follow your hearts, of course. But I... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Doctor Who - Poor acting, weak script and dialogue, woeful cont... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
ILL- - Why do you watch school's sport games? It's not... by Flashman on 27.03.2005
Hobson's Choice. The 2005 General Election. - Vote Conservative, young man. There's a pint in... by Flashman on 26.03.2005
Handedness of Freddie Mercury - I need to use both hands.... by Flashman on 24.03.2005
Tribute Bands - You was a tribute band? Been on the grape juic... by Flashman on 24.03.2005
Does Roger have a new girlfriend? - Has Rog got a new bird? Is shit brown? He gr... by Flashman on 24.03.2005
Things to do while shopping. - From a recent e-mail, you may have seen it before:... by Flashman on 23.03.2005
Happy Belated Birthday Flashman, you old dog! - Heartfelt thanks for your gracious acknowledgement... by Flashman on 21.03.2005
happy birthday catgurl! - Birthday greetings from The Towers.... by Flashman on 21.03.2005
Apology To Barry - Pick on someone your own size, Tractor Boy. Oh,... by Flashman on 20.03.2005
Doctor Who - You obviously have never seen the classic epis... by Flashman on 14.03.2005
Doctor Who - Just seen a selection of the 'monsters' to appear ... by Flashman on 13.03.2005
Who's Your Most Loved Queen Zoner people - Firstly, may I just say how deeply moved I am to b... by Flashman on 12.03.2005
The German Taliban - Given that in his formative years Murat Kurnaz ser... by Flashman on 10.03.2005
Why doesn't Brian do comedy? - Brian has a wonderful, natural sense for comedy. H... by Flashman on 08.03.2005
Whos is the richest member of Queen? - If we're measuring their richness in terms of the ... by Flashman on 05.03.2005
Ugliness knows no bounds! - I'm a little bemused by your first likeness, Leste... by Flashman on 04.03.2005
Shame on the Queen!!! - Gad, there's more than a few QueenZoners who'd... by Flashman on 03.03.2005
No Subject - I have been locked in a cupboard. Don't be ... by Flashman on 01.03.2005
No Subject - Arr, me hearty! Look'ee, there's been far too many... by Flashman on 01.03.2005
freddies politics- how would he see the world today - Freddie was quite an astute and clever chap, so wo... by Flashman on 04.02.2005
Rocky Bal-BOA! - Snakes don't belong in houses. You are a very crue... by Flashman on 04.02.2005
75 quid!? - No offence Rabon, but you're not from Chorley are ... by Flashman on 31.01.2005
Happy Birthday, dragonzflame - Have a Flashtastic Day, toots! I trust my thoug... by Flashman on 31.01.2005
75 quid!? - Fancy a bit, do you?... by Flashman on 30.01.2005
75 quid!? - Good old Sir Archie, the bluff old cove, has manag... by Flashman on 29.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - *Loses foxxymoron's CD in suspicious circumstances... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - *Steals foxxymoron's CD in crafty fashion* :-P... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Does anybody else think that Paul Rodgers is a terrible substitute for Fred - I'll get a cream for it.... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - Retribution within a sentence. That's quick wo... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Does anybody else think that Paul Rodgers is a terrible substitute for Fred - It's a term of irony rather then affection. Ra... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Does anybody else think that Paul Rodgers is a terrible substitute for Fred - A terrible substitute for our Fred? Paul Rodger... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Why didn't Brian sing '39 at Freddie's tribute show? - "I couldn't be arsed ", is what Brian sa... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
queenzone...........the best site of all time! - *Belches*... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
queenzone...........the best site of all time! - The main thing is the excellent contribution made ... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Re-discovering albums - That's an excellent review Lester, and I'm replyin... by Flashman on 15.01.2005
Kids, anyone? - They all answer to it, Bob.... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Can somebody tell me this? - And before anyone asks: Brian May's real name i... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Help Writing DVDs - You put your left leg in, your left leg out, you d... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Can somebody tell me this? - I always thought he was born Burt Tumblewhack.... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Money for Tsunami Aid - I know it sounds awful, but I'm afraid I've got Do... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Deacon - Lucked in on the worlds biggest band! - Aye, it's a fact: Deacon was lucky. But it cuts ... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru - Hope you had a good 'un and that something finally... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Kids, anyone? - I dare say there's a string of Flashy Juniors all ... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
elvis on course - "Elvis on course!" That would put me ... by Flashman on 12.01.2005
Happy Birthday to the Greatest Woman Ever! - Any excuse, Leach.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
lack of colour _ richard please read - Richard - fatty may have said 'naked Dark Myuttwo'... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Great news people! *dances in a circle* - Nah, it's known as Pileofshite 911 over here.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
html etc ? - Richard - Get your hand off my arse.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queen are in The Brit Awards! - That's what mama used to say. Gotta no respect.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
html etc ? - Richard - I believe in fatty.... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
What categories would you add to Library Resources to help newbies? - Just 3 categories necessary:- Do you know what ... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
What Q&A would you put in Q&A to help newbies? - Everything you ever wanted to know about Freddie's... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queen are in The Brit Awards! - Strange, I read 'Heroes' by David Bowie won, with ... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queenzone, the worst site of all time. - On the contrary, I couldn't name you a single Juda... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Great news people! *dances in a circle* - It's a double header for Moore, as he also won thi... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
YourValentine - It would appear that my card and gift have also go... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Get Over it!! - I agree with a lot of what you are saying. However... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Happy Birthday to the Greatest Woman Ever! - Greatest woman ever? Maggie's birthday ain't until... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
Queenzone, the worst site of all time. - And as for your Judas Priest pals, well, they clea... by Flashman on 11.01.2005
1 - 0. Great start to t'New Year. - Back of the net! You'll be pleased to learn tha... by Flashman on 02.01.2005
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Young man, I've a good mind to come over there... by Flashman on 29.12.2004
Is it safe yet? - Come and sit on Flashy's knee Catgoddess, and tell... by Flashman on 29.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Give quiche a chance!... by Flashman on 29.12.2004
Stupid stupid stupid - Oh, sit down before you have a thrombosis. You'... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
Yeah buddy.. - You sir, are a ballbag.... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - *Encourages rest of QueenZone to circle MissJames,... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Alas, no! But weep not, young Lisser. For your... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Do I detect a jealous tone, dear Miss James? ... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
How will you be seeing in t'New Year? - Tsunamis. Earthquakes. Tens of thousands killed. C... by Flashman on 28.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - The spirit of Christmas remains as enchanting as e... by Flashman on 27.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - Yes that is correct. All my facts are thoroughly r... by Flashman on 26.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - So long as they weren't table manners. I have ... by Flashman on 26.12.2004
A Christams Message from Leach Hall - Merry Christmas Sir Archie, you old spoon. I tr... by Flashman on 26.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - So what makes you two laugh then - an open grave?... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
America is not perfect, but england is worse - Then can you kindly explain the fucking Osmonds to... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - I don't doubt that folk will flock to see 'em and ... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
All you need to know about Paul Rodgers - Paul Rodgers is terrified of clocks. If he is ever... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - I'm afraid I didn't get you anything, my dear Liss... by Flashman on 22.12.2004
QUEEN MUST OPEN NEW TOUR WITH "INNUENDO" - I think their running days are over, kid.... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Tony Parsons Daily Mirror (20/12/04) - The thing I can't believe is the fact that people ... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - Up until a few weeks ago, I admit I hadn't heard o... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
If Freddie were alive!!!!! - I believe it answered the question most beautifull... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - Don't talk to me about bloody Christmas! I'll tell... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
To all those who saying its not Queen - And none of the above are hardly selling out t... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - It'd be nice to see John, but as Sir Archie pointe... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Does anyone in queenzone want me to go. - Put me down as a 'don't care'.... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Pissing on the grave - Paul Rodgers is inadequate as a lead vocal as far ... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Thank God for Charles Baer and all the incredibly annoying newbies. - If it's any consolation Hem, I still think you... by Flashman on 20.12.2004
Your last good turn - You just made a very powerful enemy here today, Ra... by Flashman on 08.12.2004
Your last good turn - You're the rummest egg we've had on here for a lon... by Flashman on 07.12.2004
When The Darkness met Archie and Flashy. - What Sir Archie, the old wheezebag, was so obvious... by Flashman on 05.12.2004
Brian ... Roger ... John ... reunited to play ... - www.queenreunited.com Only 2 members there so f... by Flashman on 05.12.2004
When The Darkness met Archie and Flashy. - I don't know how the frig you managed to write thi... by Flashman on 04.12.2004
T.E. Conway - Well, I thought he was spiffing in 1998 so bollock... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
The Darkness Play Queen - Sounds pretty much the same as the show at Manches... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
Your last good turn - My knees are on their way out already, young Rabon... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
Your last good turn - You won't catch me doing many good turns, young Ra... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
WHO WANTS QUEENONLINE.NET - Can't understand what you've all got against young... by Flashman on 03.12.2004
T.E. Conway - I must admit, I didn't know what the fuck was goin... by Flashman on 01.12.2004
What's the best advice you've had? - My 'gaffer' ain't got as much to say as yours, you... by Flashman on 30.11.2004
Scientific question - I take it you're referring to yourself, as any... by Flashman on 27.11.2004
Electric Six (...revisited) - Capital! A real hoot. Has it been released?... by Flashman on 27.11.2004
Scientific question - According to my sensors, HeM has created this dvm ... by Flashman on 27.11.2004
I have THOUGHT of what Chekov would do.. .. - Where's your £10 rejoining fee?... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
If you could choose 2 seasons... - You can't beat Summer for birds in their skimpies.... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
Hello all! - Hey up, lad - shut t'door and wipe your feet. ... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
freddie - I wonder if Michael Jackson will use that line... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
Cheesy moments - Virtually all of Seaside Rendezvous, but especiall... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
Queenzone poll: ARe people insane? - Well, we'll be getting it whether we want it or no... by Flashman on 25.11.2004
L.A.M.B. - Can't say I'm particularly excited by her musi... by Flashman on 24.11.2004
Happy Birthday YourValentine - Have a Flashtastic day and don't forget to make a ... by Flashman on 24.11.2004
Twitchin' John - So would you after shifting that much brown ai... by Flashman on 23.11.2004
Twitchin' John - Trapped wind. It can be a bugger to shift.... by Flashman on 23.11.2004
Queen fans are a simple lot. - I think 'stupid' may be rather harsh Archie, you o... by Flashman on 23.11.2004
Freddie-B, back on your screens - That's me converted. *Digs out 'Jesus is my... by Flashman on 20.11.2004
Paint A Picture. - The first thing that I see is a couple of the grou... by Flashman on 20.11.2004
Post Counts - I think we should keep the blasted thing, if only ... by Flashman on 17.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - You see what happens when we don’t go out on the... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - I'm just a one-trick pony, Leach, you old dungheap... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Looking for a joke... - Geeks, that joke you're on about probably wasn't e... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Queen fans are an ugly lot! - Interpretation: I am fishing for compliments i... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Best of the 70's - The 70s, eh? Eating mud and licking lakes clea... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
ISnt it just so funny.............. - Funny? No... Seeing your face trapped in a vice... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Queen fans are an ugly lot! - *Follows Iron Eagle* You're so kind, but I'm no... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Good news! - Dang! I thought you'd fucked off to sunny Siberia.... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
McFly cover Queen on their new album - That's right, the pre-pubic popsters murder 'Crazy... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
does anybody know what Freddie says............ - He spotted me in the wings and shouted "Let's... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Queen fans are an ugly lot! - Just clock the ugly mugs you see depicted in that ... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Definitive Queen concert - I think that the performance at Live Aid confirmed... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie Leach (again)! - Dear QueenZoners, please find it in your dumb old ... by Flashman on 12.11.2004
This time Arafat is really gone. - There won't be any tears shed at the Towers for th... by Flashman on 11.11.2004
Who thinks Jonathan Ross has got something against Freddie? - I'll tell you what though; that wife of his has go... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
Lester's rant on the personal section - The best remedy for this situation is to only read... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
Who thinks Jonathan Ross has got something against Freddie? - When he attempted the impossible by standing in fo... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
Hello - At last! There's a question that's been bugging me... by Flashman on 09.11.2004
KEVPAR new profile pic: comments please - Get your hair cut, young man. God help us if t... by Flashman on 08.11.2004
An new story but with rules :P - Unfortunately, they all died in a sudden nuclear b... by Flashman on 06.11.2004
Website Name. - Keith.... by Flashman on 06.11.2004
Arafat at death's door - Boo-fucking-hoo.... by Flashman on 06.11.2004
In your face, lefties! - Chortle! But you forgot Osama bin Laden and Sa... by Flashman on 05.11.2004
In your face, lefties! - It appears the average American ain't as dumb as t... by Flashman on 03.11.2004
Amsterdam or London? - You obviously missed by Amsterdam review earlier t... by Flashman on 02.11.2004
Thank you Mayboy - Only if you look in at The Towers en route, Prince... by Flashman on 02.11.2004
Can't sign in on new board - *Pretends to know what in blazes YV is going on ab... by Flashman on 26.10.2004
A Rally Call To Arms, Of The Flashman Sort - SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FLASHMAN! Because I currentl... by Flashman on 25.10.2004
A Rally Call To Arms, Of The Flashman Sort - What a fine gent you are Lester. That takes you up... by Flashman on 25.10.2004
QOL: RE JAKE - Happy to oblige, but I ain't sure if I posted in t... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
Can't sign in on new board - As you have probably guessed from the subject titl... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
CONFESS CONFESS CONFESS - the brave among you. - Quite frankly - no, I am not jealous. I'd like ... by Flashman on 22.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - Go on then Eagle, show us your nuts.... by Flashman on 21.10.2004
I think we should ban GB... - Why not ban everyone EXCEPT Greg Brooks? That w... by Flashman on 20.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - I often wonder if it's just me, or has the entire ... by Flashman on 20.10.2004
Lot of fuss over nothing - Before I start, I'd just like to point out that I ... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
FATTY - Sir, that is an outrage! There have been fatty's w... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
FATTY - As long as nobody is trying to poach my gardener f... by Flashman on 19.10.2004
Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy - First book - good. Second book - okay. Third book ... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
The Lake District - You'll often find me up the Old Man Of Coniston. ... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
Who's Tucker Carlson - Your choices are Bush or Kerry. It's like sayin... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
Jodie Foster - Since 'The Accused', I can't play pinball without ... by Flashman on 18.10.2004
Queen & J. S. Bach - Of course Queen would have been influenced to some... by Flashman on 15.10.2004
What do we think of R.E.M? - Music to lance boils to.... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Flashman you cad! - I can't believe I'm going to see a Darkness tribut... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
O'Reilly & Sexual Harrassment?! - If you have unprotected phone sex can you catch an... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
O'Reilly & Sexual Harrassment?! - I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too sma... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Flashman you cad! - What I really should have left on Archie's bookshe... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Arghhh! - Turn to the bottle for guidance. It won't let yo... by Flashman on 14.10.2004
Flashman you cad! - Ah, Spinal Tap 2 - the expactations we had! After ... by Flashman on 13.10.2004
Blobbie Williams' Nu-Single!!! >:( It's even called 'RADIO' >:( - Like the b-side better. It's called 'Ga-Ga'.... by Flashman on 07.10.2004
QOL WWRY Meet-up - Chortle Bob! Could I turn up for a few minutes ... by Flashman on 06.10.2004
Blobbie Williams' Nu-Single!!! >:( It's even called 'RADIO' >:( - More pricks than a second-hand dartboard. Mind ... by Flashman on 04.10.2004
!!!!!!!!!! You won't believe this... - It was a sketch for 'Comic Relief', which is nothi... by Flashman on 03.10.2004
Tony Blair in Hospital - Bet the fucker didn't use the NHS. Mind you, I ... by Flashman on 01.10.2004
The Old Boardsters - Leach, you old ragamuffin! The new board needs you... by Flashman on 01.10.2004
1,000 Posts - Congratulations from the Towers. There ain't ma... by Flashman on 01.10.2004
ORBS - Objects Rumbling Brian's Sanity - These 'orbs' tend to be nothing more than dust par... by Flashman on 30.09.2004
Fancy a quickie? - You're welcome, but actually I simply copy and... by Flashman on 30.09.2004
Fancy a quickie? - Some one-liners for you (actually some may be two ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Flashman: The Game - Amazing the things my legion of fans do to get on ... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Brian in Virgin Megastore, signing WWRY book - I remember feeling severely let down the first tim... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Happy Anniversary Janet - Congratulations from the Towers. I can't imagin... by Flashman on 29.09.2004
Hunts or Heinz (ketchup or catsup, what ever one you prefer)? - Oh look. *Surveys passing tumbleweed.*... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
New site for Canadian Queen fans! - Canadian fans? Pffft, not until they chuck out ... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Just Curious ? - They stopped singing because they were simply spee... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Banning policy? - I reckon I'm on about 4.5 posts a day after nearly... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Flagship songs for your favourite artists - Shaddup Your Face - Joe Dolce Absolute genius.... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
Tont Blair's Speech At The Labour Conference - That's always been it for Labour.... by Flashman on 28.09.2004
U2's new Single - Same old same old. What a load of shite U2 real... by Flashman on 26.09.2004
Smile is finally being released!!! - You can't beat a bit of 'Beach Boys' and that's a ... by Flashman on 26.09.2004
The lunatics have taken over... - You're always so brave after you've been at the bo... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
When Sir Archie and Flashman met The Darkness - He is a lucky bastard. Imagine it - a night out wi... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
Banning policy? - Surely Baer is a candidate for the boot if spammin... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
What is the greatest feeling in the world? - What are you about Archie, you old toenail, only p... by Flashman on 25.09.2004
livening things up part four- - 'You And I'. >"end of the story"... by Flashman on 22.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - Even if I were marooned on a desert island without... by Flashman on 22.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - I'm rather confident that a nobhead is a nobhead t... by Flashman on 20.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - I also gave the 'Concorde', 'Belnor' and 'Lambrini... by Flashman on 20.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - You're right of course, YV - there was a whole ple... by Flashman on 19.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - I bet it's a short list, YV. Don't be too harsh on... by Flashman on 18.09.2004
Invisible Man: John should have kept the hat - Round at Leach Hall yesterday evening for the usua... by Flashman on 18.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Join the search for extra-terrestrials by download... by Flashman on 16.09.2004
Backwards - It appears some folk have misinterpreted the topic... by Flashman on 16.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - If they had the technology 31 million years ago, j... by Flashman on 16.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Considering there are more galaxies in the univers... by Flashman on 15.09.2004
Should we respond to alien 'message'? - Seems like all the recent furore about we measly E... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Happy Birthday to.... - Have a Flashtastic day!... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Backwards - "It's fun to smoke Mahatma Gandhi" (Anot... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
No Subject - Sounded more like "Expose your boobies to Fla... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
How about a public hanging for MadThe Swine ? - Never heard of 'em. Why can't they attack anyon... by Flashman on 14.09.2004
Bob The Shrek - You randy baggage, Lisser. So what's all this fu... by Flashman on 12.09.2004
Bob The Shrek - I understood it to mean that Princess Lisser was o... by Flashman on 12.09.2004
Bob The Shrek - Yeah, come on Bob, get your kit off you sexy basta... by Flashman on 12.09.2004
Freddie´s voice!! - All I have to say on the subject is that Freddie's... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Just another boring useless topic... - I used to get this on occasion from certain damned... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Did Sid hate Freddie - Wouldn't make much of a superhero with that monike... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Anyone remember Andrea Corr singing "Is This The World We Created"? - Don't get me wrong - I'd bend her over, but mainly... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
John Deacon deserves RESPECT! - While I agree that old Easy does indeed deserve re... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
Did Sid hate Freddie - "Ah! You must be Mr. Ferocious!" were Fr... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
My Best Mate - I'm surprised he's got time for all that now that ... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - You've nothing to fear Mex. I've seen you and you'... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
#3000 - Be a bit of a downer to be sat there tucking into ... by Flashman on 11.09.2004
For The People In The UK! - Old Tel must be a QueenZoner, as he played '39 thi... by Flashman on 10.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - *Resuscitates iGSM* It's your round, you crafty... by Flashman on 10.09.2004
My Best Mate - Ah, his name was Geoff was it? He must think a lot... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
Question about 12" picture disc - My man Jamieson has valued it at 99p, so yes you c... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
For The People In The UK! - Chris Moyles is a big bag of shite. I'd much r... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
Congrats to Bush. Over 11, 000 dead - For someone who likes nothing more than to preach ... by Flashman on 09.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - Maybe so, sunshine, but you wouldn't be able t... by Flashman on 08.09.2004
geeksandgeeks - geeksandgeeks is a sweety-pie and if anyone says d... by Flashman on 07.09.2004
rhapsody_87 - Poor old Mex. Erica is clearly a lass who prefe... by Flashman on 07.09.2004
Hollidays - I helped to put the 'Cor' into Corfu.... by Flashman on 02.09.2004
Freddie - The Man Behind The Showman - Sometimes he had a moustache. Sometimes he didn't... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Happy Birthday Lisser!!!!!!! - I have been in Corfu working on my tan. You ladies... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
La canción mas triste - He was calling you a right bastard, little foetus.... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Paul Young's Voice On 'Everytime You Go Away' - That's a terrible thing to say. I believe I wou... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
No Subject - What in blazes are you waffling on about? And a... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Happy Birthday Lisser!!!!!!! - Lasagne verde.... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Tom Cruise to fight the Battle of Britain - He'll be playing me next. Well, the less hands... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
What if another member died - Unfortunately, they will all die one day, you maud... by Flashman on 01.09.2004
Love me like theres no tomorrow - Good shagging music, especially if you're planning... by Flashman on 31.08.2004
When Lester met Cameron... - Good to see you back Lester, you barmy bastard.... by Flashman on 31.08.2004
Have You Met....'QUEEN'....? - We used to have a chap called SuperTrouper who sai... by Flashman on 30.08.2004
Were There Ever Any Songs That Queen Never Performed Live? - They never did the 'Shoop Shoop Song'. Well, yo... by Flashman on 30.08.2004
Bohemian Rhapsody - There's a wonderful but little known version which... by Flashman on 30.08.2004
teenage queen fans - That's what I thought until I upped my dosage.... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
Freddie Would Be Proud! - I know, iGSM. He's been snorting that stuff for... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
charts - Mr. Jingles keeps them in an old shoe under his be... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
Freddie Would Be Proud! - It was actually Sir Archie Leach shouting "Fl... by Flashman on 29.08.2004
Queenstock 2004 - FAO Banquo - A likely story! We even had a couple of Brazili... by Flashman on 28.08.2004
Brandon also has a 1 inch penis. - Jealous, jasen101?... by Flashman on 28.08.2004
Who's seen the musical WWRY? - Seen it and enjoyed it. Booze helps, mind.... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
For those few of you who were Queen fans before 1980 - You can judge a man by his whiskers and Freddie ha... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
If Freddie was still alive would Queen still be able to fill stadiums ? - If Freddie was still alive, baby, they'd have to b... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
Queenstock 2004 - FAO Banquo - It's not yet tomorrow and I'm still half cut so th... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
Happy Birthday Lisser!!!!!!! - Have a Flashtastic day, Princess! Love from the... by Flashman on 27.08.2004
Bizarre pets - We should have a contest to name geeks' frog. I... by Flashman on 24.08.2004
Stop putting QUEEN down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - If you don't want to read negative comments you co... by Flashman on 24.08.2004
Jury duty - Surely Batman is exempt from jury service? &quo... by Flashman on 23.08.2004
Back from Corfu - I was swimming in that sea last week, and struttin... by Flashman on 23.08.2004
Robin Williams - If I had my way, I'd stick Robin Williams, Woody A... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
'Wobbly Head' Paula Radcliffe quits like a dog - Watch her crying her eyes out as she gave up in th... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Back from Corfu - Seeing as nobody appears to give a hoot as to my s... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Back from Corfu - Just thought you'd like to see where I've been sun... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Was Queen goth? - I think that, like any sane person, they would rat... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
Archie Leach, Barry UK & Bob the Shrek - Nice of you not to have offered me a pint, you Sco... by Flashman on 22.08.2004
The Show Must Go On - I remember at school deciding to 'improve' my copy... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
crap - If you're really struggling, try the following lin... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
Sudan- what are we like? - Learnt something from Live Aid? Give me a brea... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
This is very weird... (Outer Body Experiences) - I remember once when I was no more than a young la... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
Queenzone initiation - You sound like you need the full body Flashman wor... by Flashman on 31.07.2004
Queenzone initiation - Newbie Blokes: Getting the beers in. Newbie Bir... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
Do you have a daily plan? - If it helps to ease your pain Archie, you old marr... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
just wondering - I always take great pleasure in noticing the way o... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
Lisser - If you've been chucked Princess, rest assured that... by Flashman on 30.07.2004
Happy Birthday to me! - Have a Flashtastic day, treacle.... by Flashman on 29.07.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - The drink, mostly.... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
*removed* - I have always considered 'Siren from No.7' to be t... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - Can you believe this topic was deleted by numpties... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Should all women be screened for STD's? - As everybody knows - it is the woman's responsibil... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - Funny, I started this topic and yet I have no reco... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
the future First Lady a 'Cross' fan - If she's the 'future First Lady' then I will happi... by Flashman on 28.07.2004
Queenzone Obituaries - I might have known I'd pop 'em rogering some lusty... by Flashman on 26.07.2004
Happy Birthday to Roger Taylor! - Hope he has a Flashtastic day. Poor Roger - his... by Flashman on 26.07.2004
Reposted: Happy Birthday wstüssyb - Have a Flashtastic day and start posting a bit mor... by Flashman on 26.07.2004
1,000,000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall - Game over. I supped the fucking lot.... by Flashman on 24.07.2004
Vacation Plans - That's sorted then - I'm on my way to Miami Beach ... by Flashman on 16.07.2004
Vacation Plans - What was up with Malta, young Bob? They all like t... by Flashman on 16.07.2004
Vacation Plans - Send dosh? Surely the honour of having 100% prime ... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Vacation Plans - I certainly am, Chaz. Offering to pop the old s... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Vacation Plans - Popped up to see old Flashman Senior at his curren... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Best Soundtracks - Anything by Ennio Morricone.... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Freddie's loves - Quite enjoyed Trip Khalaf's little joke on meeting... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Freddie's Lovers on UK Television - Quite enjoyed Trip Khalaf's little joke on meeting... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
We should start a petition! - Never mind a knighthood, an OBE would be a start. ... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Is this sexist? - There ain't many gals like you, Cat. You're one... by Flashman on 15.07.2004
Is this sexist? - Not to worry, Lisser - I have decided to ignore th... by Flashman on 14.07.2004
Is this sexist? - Yesterday, the bloody council sent a female repres... by Flashman on 12.07.2004
Is this racist? - Typical damned lefties, you are getting all hyster... by Flashman on 12.07.2004
Is this racist? - Hundreds of thousands is not a miniscule amount of... by Flashman on 10.07.2004
Um, hey - Are you a lady? Sorry, but I find it's best to get... by Flashman on 08.07.2004
Who has all the Queen albums? - I just have 'Man In The Shadows'. No need for a... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Who is the 5th Queen member ? - I always thought gap-toothed funnyman Jimmy Tarbuc... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Who is the 5th Queen member ? - Yes, I've double checked the cover of Greatest Hit... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Is this racist? - I refuse to get drawn into an argument about Cliff... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
when did freddie look his best.? - He looked his best first thing in the morning. ... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Is Brian a Queen Zoner ? - Apparently, I am his favourite poster after Janet.... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Chinese Democracy this november. - I wouldn't mind that, but we'll have to wait and s... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
Freddie's Lovers on UK Television - And what, pray, is precisely your problem with sof... by Flashman on 07.07.2004
YER TEA'S OOT! - "GEDAFUCKWIYA" - I get that spat at me a... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - Whatever you say, Barb.... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
hello again! - Welcome back, toots! Couldn't be parted from yo... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
This Is Important! The Best Bands Ever? - Hoodwinked! This isn't important at all.... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Freddie's Lovers on UK Television - Why can't they put 'Live At Milton Keynes' on agai... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - You could have fooled me, bub. And if I've ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Queen Tour Soon!!!!! - Let's not get too excited, folks. Brian has pro... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
The 2004 Queenzone "Hottie of the Year" Winners! - Thankyou for this award, which means a great deal ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - I really should stop taking the bait like this. ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - I'd love to hear what these so called motives are ... by Flashman on 06.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - It certainly was one wager I couldn't possibly win... by Flashman on 05.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - He also owes me a pint.... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
Worst Guitar Solos - I remember once watching Sting attempt a guitar so... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
Question for Ron - Just open up your Algorithmic file, which should b... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
R.I.P. Marlon Brando... - He was never really one of my favourites, but on t... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
What's with the Flashman/Archie Leach thing? - You're welcome anytime Banquo, old man. This se... by Flashman on 03.07.2004
A Day At The Races - The finest Queen album ever made. Put it up son... by Flashman on 02.07.2004
Best Band Ever Final 16!!!!!!! - Some rather duff choices to make. From this list, ... by Flashman on 02.07.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - My favourite Ali quote was when he said of Floyd P... by Flashman on 02.07.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - Mex - No soy un pendejo, pero usted es una bola qu... by Flashman on 01.07.2004
Coopin & baby Elijah - I'm as heartless as they come, but I hate to see y... by Flashman on 01.07.2004
I got chills ... - Flashy's Famous Hot Toddy:- 1 tblsp Honey 3/4... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Gene Simmons real name... - He also wears make-up, just like a big girl.... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
:( I feel sick - *Backs out of topic*... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
I've been push-polled! - You can't vote for John Kerry - look at his head f... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Happy Birthday Plengel and er there's someone else....... - Have a Flashtastic day, both of you! And Banque... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
RED DWARF AUDIO BOOK - I can't help with your search, but I can heartily ... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Is this racist? - I stand corrected Agneepath, and I meant no offenc... by Flashman on 30.06.2004
Is this racist? - Recently at the annual ball down at the Reform Clu... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Dating advice needed! - Blow in her ear - her knickers will just fall off.... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - Listen Frog, ask someone who has access to IP numb... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - You really are making yourself look rather foolish... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
HAPPY PRIDE DAY - Well, I hope you had a rare old time, but I can't ... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - I was rather shocked to see that MexQueen didn't m... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - Have you locked her in your wardrobe again Janet? ... by Flashman on 29.06.2004
Ready Freddie? - I think it's taken from the bible. FRED 14:24 ... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Shouldn't this be in the 'Personal' section? - . I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
In response to who likes Bowie, Who likes Fatty - Personally I can't stick the stupid son of a whelk... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Ah, thank Christ for that, I've got it. Fuck me ... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - That's the problem. I wote the damn thing, yet now... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
5 Hottest Queenzoner Finalists - I would like to vote for Mayboy in both the male a... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - I don't know, I really don't. I got to all this tr... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - There's obviously just no cheering up some people.... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Michael Moore for President!!! - Bloody Limosine Lefty, playing you all for suckers... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Too tricky, or just sick of anagrams? Some QZ m... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Ten more Queen or Queen related:- 13.EARACHE TH... by Flashman on 28.06.2004
Queenagrams - Can you suss the Queen tracks from the following a... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
Spam vs. Spam - In fairness to Barry, I think the person most ... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - *Rises to bait* Q: What does a blonde put beh... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
LJ - What exactly is your problem, old son? Being Fr... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - Jelousy vous obtiendra nulle part, mon ami. A... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
Where is everyone? - X Flashy's kiss that don't miss - strictly for ... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
LJ - Folk should spend more time living their lives, in... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sa... by Flashman on 27.06.2004
I have a NEW picture... - I think she's just lovely exactly the way she is. ... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Driving - My dear Erica, you know full well you're on a one-... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
The 'Cheer Up Miss James' thread - The poor wee thing seems to have been a bit down l... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Driving - Follow your heart, you sweet, beguiling creatu... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
:( I feel sick - I think a rather large brandy might be the order o... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
New Here - Did I hear somebody say attractive young female? ... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Wooohooo! I'm downloading 'My Life' by Bill Clinton! - Unlike that fat sort Monica Lewinsky, I find Bill ... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Sporting retirements - Jack Russell, an artist both behind the stumps and... by Flashman on 26.06.2004
Happy Birthday, pma! - Have a Flashtastic day! Kind regards from the Towe... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
Judge suspected of masturbating in court - I think he can expect a stiff sentence for this ou... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
Unlucky en-ge-rland - Stand tall, mighty England. Bask in the knowledge ... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
I have a NEW picture... - Enchanting as ever. You are my kind of gal, Eri... by Flashman on 25.06.2004
Where is everyone? - Hugs returned with interest. Ladies only. Oh... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Please let me show you the immensitude of my throbbing love - Only a numpty would settle for just $500 from one ... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Unlucky en-ge-rland - Take courage, dear England, for you may be hopeles... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Judge suspected of masturbating in court - Hope he was on Viagra, otherwise it won't stand up... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
test - Do not be alarmed.... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Driving - Good luck, toots. You'll be pootling around to ... by Flashman on 24.06.2004
Hottest Queenzoners - Naturally, I vote for all the ladies - but a speci... by Flashman on 23.06.2004
Problem with the board... - Two words: Charles. Baer.... by Flashman on 23.06.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - Listen mush, it's a historical fact that the Frenc... by Flashman on 22.06.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - Lucky for you lad, that I am suffering from tennis... by Flashman on 22.06.2004
is Freddie sexy? - He certainly oozed sex appeal, the macho son of a ... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Brian's top 10 albums - That's my girl! And you're definitely a sort i... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Velvet Revolver....... - China will be a Democracy before that ever sees th... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
What scares you lot? - Angry husbands.... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Morrissey - Quite frankly, I can do without his monotone, depr... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Brian's top 10 albums - Reading the Observer, of all things, ain't a sign ... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Wimbledon 2004 - Fidel, I think it was ascertained some time ago th... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Why no tears for Paul? - Is that really such a bad notion to have? For ... by Flashman on 21.06.2004
Those Google Ads - Boobies!... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Which side are u on? - That's interesting jasen101, voting is apparently ... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Why no tears for Paul? - There's nobody whose skin I value greater than my ... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
i think i'm back! - Welcome back, toots.... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - *Wanders around blindly trying to catch dragonzfla... by Flashman on 20.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - I thought there was a nip in the air! *Pops tra... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
The better writer...Rog or Bri - I was also going to be Switzerland, but in the end... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Why no tears for Paul? - Seen one decapitation, seen 'em all - that's their... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - Thankyou Bob, for sharing with us these fine tales... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Queen mentioned in joke - Is this Dark Myuutwo or what?... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - *Opens one eye. Attempts to focus on single point ... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Banquo's 2000 Post Party - Congratulations to Banquo, one of QZ's finest eggs... by Flashman on 19.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - I've had something similar following dodgy curries... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
Where is everyone? - I would wait for as long as it takes for you, Godd... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
oh Lordy!! - Y'know, I hear this kind of the thing a lot my... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
No news is good news - John spent most of the day alone on the beach in B... by Flashman on 18.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - Actually, I think it might have been young gee... by Flashman on 17.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - Time to ask the question everyone is thinking but ... by Flashman on 16.06.2004
No news is good news - Roger decided to get his own back on former pal Da... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Bob The Shrek's Undertaker Tales - In the recent 'Horror Movies' topic, our resident ... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Show your Queen support! - Please be sure to make your checks payable to my g... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
the show must go on the life of freddie mercury - It's terribly written, often bumptious, and to cap... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
what's happening - My pal Sir Archie Leach, the old sot, has brought ... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
what's happening - Hey up lass, have a Flashtastic time at camp. Don'... by Flashman on 15.06.2004
Do you think its possible? - Is it a rhetorical question?... by Flashman on 13.06.2004
Pics of Saturn's moon - As an explanation for those who look down or strai... by Flashman on 13.06.2004
Best Summer Tunes - I made up a cracking summer tune this afternoon as... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Euro 2004 - Germany to bore their way to the final as usual, p... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Horror movies - It must have also put you right off pizza, Bob.... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Report needed.... - It was pretty awful. But, on a much brighter no... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
An interesting (and very hard) little game... - I can do these in considerably less than 6 connect... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Best Summer Tunes - Just pop the Beach Boys' Greatest Hits on. You can... by Flashman on 12.06.2004
Politics - We Tories may enjoy eating pheasant, Harvey my lad... by Flashman on 11.06.2004
SMURF YOU! You smurfin' smurf-hole!!! - That's uncanny, I'm 'Flashman Smurf The Coolest Sm... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Bootlegs - Err, you can't just turn up on here and expect to ... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Nevermore - I love it how we always turn these innocent little... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Politics - Judging by the current poll predictions in the ri... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Freddie 2nd greatest frontman - Drowning in your own puke would take some doin... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Magma Sky - A new musical venture !!! - Sorry mate, I noticed the word 'punk' in your link... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
1000 posts party!!!!!! - I believe it is time to put our underpants on our ... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
Politics - I'm a staunch Conservative. I am proud of my flag,... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
1000 posts party!!!!!! - That's a fine drop Synthia. Not too sure about the... by Flashman on 10.06.2004
How to be a good mom - Garlic mushrooms anyone?... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Freddie's Zoroastrianism and a couple of Questions. - That was a veritable cornucopia of dreadful puns.... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Nevermore - I bet you lot collect car number plates as well. ... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
1000 posts party!!!!!! - *Holds sides which are aching from watching Mex's ... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Keane - Dreary with a capital D.... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Keane - Bland with a capital B.... by Flashman on 09.06.2004
Venus in transition - Rare event tomorrow. Even ol' Flashy can't recall ... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Some scary shit - You think that's bad, you should see some of the d... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Which concert was this photo taken from...? - You're all wrong, it's taken from last year's Flas... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Just bought Jazz on CD after 25 years - Shows the strength of this album that nobody has y... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Beatlesque Queen - Let me be the first to comment that the Beatles' l... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Oh... Oh My Gosh... LOL - We shouldn't make fun of the mentally deficient an... by Flashman on 07.06.2004
Remember - War is always a wretched affair. I've turned a... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Hehe! - He's an absolute dead ringer for my groundsman's b... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Dilemma... - It's always tough being stuck between two choices ... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Why we love Queenzone - I've been unfortunate enough to come across some o... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
November Rain - *Nibbles Erica's poor ears in soothing fashion*... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Best Guitar Solo's - Nothing tops me and my tennis racket doing 'Hammer... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Queenzone.com In Danger! - How about arranging a sponsored silence for Charle... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Happy Birthday Thijs Bro!! - Wishing you a Flashtastic Day from all at The Towe... by Flashman on 06.06.2004
Boston Gay Men's Chorus Tribute - Boston Gay Men's Chorus tribute? I've heard it all... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
We Will Rock You - Ah, I've just worked out what the Stage Of Champio... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
To a boy who sent me a CD a loong time ago. - You're in there Freddie lad. I doff my cap to ... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
It's Ladies' Night! - Except the last Friday of every month Bob, when ma... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
Erica's Sad Right Now - Chin up, toots. Come and sit on Flashy's knee ... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
We Will Rock You - I don't loathe you lad, I just ain't got the foggi... by Flashman on 05.06.2004
November Rain - You've obviously never been inside a cake. It ma... by Flashman on 04.06.2004
I need to get out of here - There's always a place for you you here at The Tow... by Flashman on 04.06.2004
Weird happenings in France... - Odder even than Tiger Tim's performance is that of... by Flashman on 03.06.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Good ol' Gripper! What would Claire possibly ha... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - You are quite correct Bob. As you are all aware... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Oh No. Not another 20 hypothetical questions - 1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and ... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Apologies in advance - Blokes in shorts ain't my cup of tea, fatty. Cr... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
Fifteen hundred and fifteen posts! Wooohoo! - Have you indeed? I think I will leave this to ... by Flashman on 31.05.2004
A personal plea to Richard Orchard - Don't worry Erica, I would shield you from those p... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
Fifteen hundred and fifteen posts! Wooohoo! - Sterling work Gay Jeffrey, but I notice from my fi... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
A personal plea to Richard Orchard - The most enjoyable way of dealing with that bag o'... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Hmmm... So are we to presume that poor ol' Lest... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
I know you're all going to hate me - What was your dastardly plan Archie, you old screw... by Flashman on 30.05.2004
File problem. - You need to install a Slipworm which will instantl... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Call and Response - Dee Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
I know you're all going to hate me - Capital to have you aboard Melvyn. ... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Incidentally iGSM - what happened to your old pal ... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - I would be delighted if you would accompany me to ... by Flashman on 29.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Boyfriend? Listen toots, there's a world of dif... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Pickled again, iGSM?... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Don't talk about ending your celibacy while Miss J... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - Drawing attention to my small penis is not only a ... by Flashman on 28.05.2004
Were/Are you bullied at school? - If so, I'm sure it will be the making of you. T... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
No news is good news - John wrote 18 songs this morning, 5 of which he wa... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
Does this board have a moderator? - Far better to ignore the trolls than send them to ... by Flashman on 27.05.2004
Heeeeeey yaaaaaaaa!!! - I am your neighbour! This song was catchy for a... by Flashman on 26.05.2004
And now....the end is here - Congratulations, lad. Now - get a job you spongi... by Flashman on 26.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Looks like the years of hard living have finally c... by Flashman on 26.05.2004
Get well soon, Sir Archie! - Dear QueenZoners and Charles Baer, please find it ... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
Your song! - 'Simply The Best', by Tina Turner.... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
Another 20 Hypothetical Questions - 1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for ... by Flashman on 25.05.2004
It's my BIRTHDAY!!!! - Wishing you a belated Flashtastic birthday from Th... by Flashman on 24.05.2004
I've won a case against McDonald's - Jolly well done. I have some cracking ideas for... by Flashman on 24.05.2004
20 Hypothetical Questions - 1. If you were on Death Row, what would you choose... by Flashman on 22.05.2004
Great King Rat day - Wouldn't you like to know?... by Flashman on 22.05.2004
How well-travelled is the average Queenzoner? - I have managed to get my leg over, and also be arr... by Flashman on 20.05.2004
Happy Birthday, iron eagle! - Have a Flashtastic day, old timer! All the best fr... by Flashman on 20.05.2004
Congratulations iGSM - 1000 posts for the fruitcake from OZ. Still no... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
:-)) - Alas for the King. They reckon that by the end, ... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
Hello from... - Welcome back, treacle. Flashy's missed you.... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
charles bear - I wouldn't like to see him banned. After all, it's... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
Happy 500 for Me! - Congrats from The Towers on this wonderful persona... by Flashman on 19.05.2004
Favorite song from each album - Queen: Great King Rat Queen II: March Of The Blac... by Flashman on 14.05.2004
Famous last words (celebrating 1000 posts of drivel and drink) - Wilde, Oscar (1900) "Either that wallpaper g... by Flashman on 11.05.2004
Happy Birthday, Silje - Congrats from The Towers, gorgeous. Have a Flas... by Flashman on 06.05.2004
crazy little thing called love - I'm absolutely made up for you. That's brilliant! ... by Flashman on 05.05.2004
"no poofters " - It ain't the same since old Johnners left for the ... by Flashman on 02.05.2004
Sir Archie Revealed... - You are far more handsome that that in the flesh S... by Flashman on 30.04.2004
Changing My Username - It does sound a little sad. Why not hold a comp... by Flashman on 30.04.2004
No news is good news - Today's News: Anita was furious when she discov... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
Where's John? - You are all obviously unaware of the 'No News Is G... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
The Queen Awards Forget IT!!& Best Queen Album - I think everyone knows how I feel about 'A Day At ... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
Best of British - I didn't realise people actually bought the Daily ... by Flashman on 29.04.2004
No news is good news - This morning, John decided to compile a list of 'T... by Flashman on 28.04.2004
No news is good news - Todays News: Roger took great delight in demoli... by Flashman on 27.04.2004
Big Fish - 'Forrest Gump' with freaks. Average at best.... by Flashman on 27.04.2004
Adding a guest book to a website - You should be able to access an easy to follow 'Ho... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
New photo of me - Should have gone to 'Specsavers'.... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
Did Queen have any groupies? - John Deacon is continually harassed by his old sch... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
Lost multitrack tapes - I dare say they are where you last had them. Th... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
How The Works could have ruled 1984 - As far as I'm concerned, 'The Works' DID rule 1984... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
New Queen Compilation - I'll be buying it anyway. But then, I have far ... by Flashman on 26.04.2004
Beta Test of New Board - As Kuku wrote, the 'Search' function is a complete... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
NOooooooooooooooooo! - It is time to let the old site go, as sad as it is... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
No news is good news - In an update to my earlier post, there is no Queen... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Is Roger anti abortion? - I would just like to take this opportunity to prof... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Is Roger anti abortion? - He isn't anti anything, he's Uncle Roger, bless hi... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Desert Island Discs - 1. Pomp and Circumstance March No.1 in D 'Land Of ... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
For what? - It's a sad fact I'm afraid, but people do die in t... by Flashman on 24.04.2004
Keep Yourself Alive -> Christmas Time (The Darkness) - There is no shame in being influenced by the best.... by Flashman on 23.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - Mex, please. You will only ever be the pupil. B... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Hmmm... Looks like I'd better throw away my notebooks and pens... - Wonderful! :)... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - You know you love it.... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - My dear Erica, I don't believe you could ever be a... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - Ah, you're old enough then. I think me and you ... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
No news is good news - Except in this particular section of the message b... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - Don't worry, I ain't a pervert. Well, I am, but... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Cufflinks-update - A touch of class Archie, you old beetroot. As l... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
I KNOW I was wrong but STILL... rgh. - How old are you, rhapsody?... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
Feelings Feelings -Freddie- - I didn't realise Sideshow Jake was out already... by Flashman on 22.04.2004
My fate... - ... delude...... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Unloved?? - That ain't the boots, Rhapsody. I've just reach... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Feelings Feelings -Freddie- - Congratulations, Sicmot! You're the... ***QU... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Life is a vicious circle - Have a care! Bob ain't mean. ... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Unloved?? - *Steps in* *Wipes boot* Fucking dogs.... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
My fate... - ... prude...... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
My fate... - Well, I've heard cheerier ditties, but it ain't ba... by Flashman on 21.04.2004
Cellphone - For gypsies.... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Life is a vicious circle - Ain’t it though? You get up. You try a dump. ... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Who is this GORGEOUS specimen?!?!?!?! - We've still got it Archie, you old buzzard.... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Should I rejoin the Fan Club?? - You need a Third Way to make this ballot interesti... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Stairway to Heaven. My very last post - It seems to say, "There's no-one quite like F... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Should I rejoin the Fan Club?? - 'John News' section? Chortle! The very idea! ... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Who is this GORGEOUS specimen?!?!?!?! - That turgid scraping sound you can all hear is Fla... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Who is the ideological and mental leader of this Forum? - We are all as cracked as eachother.... by Flashman on 20.04.2004
Mary's son & Freddies god child Rick is actually Freddie's son. - Dick Mercury, eh? Baby, mine would be a consta... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
Me! - Lose the hat.... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
1000 posts of complete and utter shite - Never heard of you, son. Only joshing... Fat... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
Freddie B returns - Hey up lad, you've missed nowt. I'm glad you're... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
London Marathon - It just ain't the same since they changed it to 'S... by Flashman on 19.04.2004
Fixed the Edit Post Feature - Vest edit. FLASHMAN RULES! Hey, who wrote th... by Flashman on 18.04.2004
Banquo you old boozer. - She would most certainly receive the full Flashman... by Flashman on 18.04.2004
The most over-rated "beautiful" celebrities - Like you'd kick any of 'em out of bed for snoring.... by Flashman on 17.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - And you call me fickle!... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Teaching Mandi to play - I'd love to Matt, I really would. But I'm j... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - Sorry love, the trip's off.... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - Leaving your partner babysitting, Simoriah ? No... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - I think it might be the Preston shirt that is blow... by Flashman on 11.04.2004
Need help, please - 'I shit my whack' - I appear to have soiled myself... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Teaching Mandi to play - I'll stick to the tennis racket and the power of b... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Teaching Mandi to play - She's already got further than I did. I gave i... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Question for computer wiz (s) - If he does that YV, there's half a chance he will ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
The inside story... - If you're Jimmy May, then I'm... oh, I don't know ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Disney World - You can keep your Disney World, with all its tat a... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Not Long to the Convention - Chortle! Please, tell us more about your woes,... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Question for computer wiz (s) - You don't require any special programs. Just open ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Website revamp! :D - I love the section where you wax lyrical about how... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
Picture - Looks like Sir Archie has backed a winner. Mind ... by Flashman on 10.04.2004
4 years ago today - Died from a trick gone wrong? You can't leave it t... by Flashman on 09.04.2004
Kurt Cobain - Tried listening to 'em, but can't fathom a word th... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
What was special about Queen? - They brought clogwearing to the masses.... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
Hottest new about The Darkness! :) - The above is just another reason to really lik... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
"Into every life a little rain must fall" - And the first prize for skills in observation is a... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
Mr. Surgery Head - Nice.... by Flashman on 08.04.2004
"Into every life a little rain must fall" - Do you think that when Freddie sang this it was be... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
This struck me as odd... - Archie will swing for you Danno, when he gets ... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
Archie makes his debut. - Hey up Archie, she's turned up. I'll leave you ... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
Archie makes his debut. - It's their loss Archie, you old shark. Anyway, ... by Flashman on 07.04.2004
another test - Vest.... by Flashman on 06.04.2004
another test - Test Vest quote.... by Flashman on 06.04.2004
Queen bashing - Oh for fuck's sake, Turd! Couldn't you have lef... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
Queen bashing - Neither, Turd. Bring Kenny Lynch.... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer. - Crumpets, strumpets, humpets. All the same to F... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer. - Don't be daft, lass. This is Flash you're talking ... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
Queen bashing - "Serve some justice on this arse of a journo" Arc... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You're all invited to a dinner party - except Charles Baer. - Muhammed Ali : To laugh at his current table manne... by Flashman on 05.04.2004
You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink! - Real men don't pout.... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
i like you guys... - I know exactly what you meant Miss James, you horn... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink! - Danno's muscles? I've seen bigger knots on a gn... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
Your Fav..Queen Book is..! - The most recent one I've read is 'A Kind Of Magic'... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
Ideas for Queenzone? - No 'Stickys'. No 'Smileys'. No Quoting other... by Flashman on 04.04.2004
You see? THIS is why you do NOT drink! - People are always far too quick to blame the bottl... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Best opening line in a Queen song. - Without trawling through the entire collection or,... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Fed Up - Chin up, Brian_Mays_Wig. You ain't a bad old stick... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
"so you think you can love me and leave me to die?" - I'd love to answer your query but I'm just off to ... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
Brian on Virgin Radio this Sunday - Young Brian will feature in a programme entitled '... by Flashman on 03.04.2004
To Mex, Nath and all who care - Give those damn Froggies one in the eye from ol' F... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Happy Birthday, Birdie - Regards from the Towers - have a Flashtastic day!... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Any Smiths fans here? - Yes, he said "Listen to Flashy, you might learn so... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - No offence Archie, you old ratbag, but you ain't w... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Any Smiths fans here? - Music to top yourself to.... by Flashman on 02.04.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - Possibly Prague for the next 'Weekend Beano'. Th... by Flashman on 01.04.2004
Anybody collect bears... - I'm talking about your wife.... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
Anyone in a choir? - Why not be fabulously original and do 'Pie Jesu'? ... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
Anybody collect bears... - Is she a looker, Matt?... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
LMFAO - Judging by the amount of LOLs you get from Danno, ... by Flashman on 31.03.2004
Totally Unnecessary Drama! - April 27th it is then.... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Totally Unnecessary Drama! - No rhapsody_87, it's just that you're probably sti... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Totally Unnecessary Drama! - High School isn't the problem, it's your hormones.... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Queen places to go in London? - Go where you like, just please spell your username... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Radio Gaga Kitty Question - It was called Kevin and for a short time was owned... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Segment of my version of Dreamers B. - That's amongst the finest Stylophone playing I've ... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - Apologies to Banquo by the way, as we decided agai... by Flashman on 30.03.2004
Our Amsterdam Mis-Adventure - First of all, let's cut to the chase: All those fo... by Flashman on 29.03.2004
tis me birthday.. - Hearty congratulations from the Towers. Have a Fla... by Flashman on 26.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - Cheers Bob. Don't forget that you're in charge whi... by Flashman on 26.03.2004
nick names - After spending time on the range with a tribe of A... by Flashman on 26.03.2004
exercising to QUEEEEEN - It's too difficult to concentrate on your exercise... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
White Man...! - 'White Man' certainly is one of those freakish son... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - I shall indeed visit the Banana Bar and I will hav... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Today I purchased...... - That's nice work, Brian_Mays_Wig.... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - I've damned them plenty Lester, you old ruffian. ... by Flashman on 25.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - Hope I ain't missed out on a free pint, Plengel. ... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Brian May has cyst removed - dragonzflame - I'd just like to say Thankyou for t... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - You know I'd take you anytime, my dear Synthia.... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
A comment by the Queen Stepford Party - Button it Archie, you old sauce. Remember, I've st... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Queenzone Awards Thread - They are only simple, young lady, because you are ... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Amster-damn your eyes! - As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Please check this out! - Aw, that's lovely. I ain't heard 'Ode To Flashy' s... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Malina has a son apparently. - *Gives knowing glance. Closes newspaper. Exits.*... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Malina has a son apparently. - Sorry about that, I just farted.... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Queenzone Awards Thread - You are making the age-old error of negating the e... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Whistle on '79 tour - It's most probably some dollybird whistling at Fla... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
another test - Come back wstüssyb! MexQueen's postings are dwind... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Brian May has cyst removed - How long before said cyst appears for sale on eBay... by Flashman on 24.03.2004
Anyone? - Cheater!... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Anyone? - Ah, I appear to be the only one here. Figures... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Welcome to the new Testicles Forum! - I appear to have wandered into a strange void... ... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
A comment by the Queen Stepford Party - I'm still waiting for my membership certificate an... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
WHY MUST I FEEL THIS WAY? - Reach for the bottle - your one, true friend.... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
Pregunta para los chilenos :) - ¿Cuál en el nombre del dios es un hermana?... by Flashman on 23.03.2004
FAO: MexQueenFM - Mex is speechless with admiration.... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
FAO: MexQueenFM - Think of poor little Mex. He'd feel so inadequate,... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
Dear Zeni (New and Improved) - Burt.... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
Doy you like the band's shoes? - Oh, for fuck's sake...... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
Dear Zeni (New and Improved) - You ain't a bad old stick, Lucy was high, and so w... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
FAO: MexQueenFM - These Mexican sorts will only let you down, pet. ... by Flashman on 22.03.2004
I'm a #1, it's mostly true, what about you? (hehe hey that rhymes) - I got #14, which means I need to get a calculator.... by Flashman on 21.03.2004
I've been thinking... - You want to move to Manchester? From Australia?... by Flashman on 20.03.2004
Christopher Eccleston IS the Doctor!!! - That fits - overrated actor, overrated show.... by Flashman on 20.03.2004
Freddie's relative - I thought QueenZone's Most Gullible Member topic w... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - That ain't Top Trumps we're playing at the Reform ... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Anyone else likes Queen Dance Traxx? - On reflection, I think I'd rather cut my own arm o... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - *Sneaks back to the thread and peers through keyho... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - Miss James, I have no quarrel with you sniffing ar... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - *Climbs out window, heads for hills*... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - Only if you wash yours first Archie, you old whore... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - Grab his legs Sir Archie, I'll open the window.... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Yippieeeeeeeee!!! - *Pictures Dan prancing through the woods in his re... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - You'd better keep an eye on this one Archie, you o... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
Top Trumps - Hmmm, not quite sure how you are going to win a ro... by Flashman on 19.03.2004
How much is a tin of milk? - For a moment then I was desperate to discover how ... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Brian May Solo (On Queen) - I acquiesce with your avowal unambiguously.... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Brian May Solo (On Queen) - I most certainly was not joking Guitar Hero, and s... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Top Trumps - FLASHMAN'S TOP TRUMP CARD: Name: Flashman CH... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
I can't &*$%* believe this! - If you'd have finished off your tale with: "I wa... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Freddie's Vocal (on Queen) - "He'll save with a mighty hand Ev'ry man ev'ry wo... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Best Brian May Solo (On Queen) - I'm somewhat partial to a bit of 'Hammer To Fall' ... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Catgoddess wants sympathy. - A boy eh? Can't be me then toots, as I'm all ma... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Hello again!! - Hey up, Dicky lad.... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
New version of my website! - Capital site Sebastian, 5 Flashy's out of 5. Oh... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
Catgoddess wants sympathy. - *Rolls Catgoddess on her back and tickles her bell... by Flashman on 18.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - Cut to the chase Archie, you old rascal. Invite... by Flashman on 17.03.2004
Ignorant person!!! - Don't know the difference between 7 inches and 12 ... by Flashman on 17.03.2004
For PYTHON fans - I'll say Michael Palin too, although it's a close ... by Flashman on 17.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - Yes. And a great big fat one he is too.... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
is freddie really at peace? - Welcoming bunch ain't we? Don't worry your head... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - Good to see Dark playing the 'autism' card again. ... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
birthday - I will give you what every sane gal wants:- X ... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - I don't judge women at all. I do, however, give... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
For the guys here (your opinions wanted) - I have started to develop rather a soft spot for C... by Flashman on 16.03.2004
Things you wish you'd said but didn't have the gumption. - You know me - never short of something to say, esp... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - What's this, what's this? Damn your eyes!... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
Who is the stupidest Queen fan here? - Guffaw!... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
Just You and I - You have no right kidding around! This is a ser... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
Spain Elections Results - Just what we needed - another bunch of wet lefties... by Flashman on 15.03.2004
give a certain person a short message here...check often for a post for you - I've got half a Kit-Kat you can have if you like M... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Who is the stupidest Queen fan here? - Voting closed. Congratulations Dark Myuutwo.... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Who is the stupidest Queen fan here? - I would just like to make a vote for Dark Myuutwo.... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
How gullible are you? - Actually Pim Derks, the URL works fine - so I beli... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Darkness "pees" over Black Eye - Saints preserve us!... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Hello! - Hey up lass, your favourite Flashman is still here... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
Library-Questions and Anwers - Freddie who?... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
plaid knee socks - 'The Scottish look'? Face down in a pool of you... by Flashman on 14.03.2004
plaid knee socks - Knee-length socks? There's a look that tempts Flas... by Flashman on 13.03.2004
Hmm.. - I do believe she's screaming for it Archie, you ol... by Flashman on 13.03.2004
Your favourite fruit - Grapes. For obvious reasons.... by Flashman on 13.03.2004
What's YOUR theme song? - 'The Best' - Tina Turner & The Flashman Generation... by Flashman on 12.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - *thud*... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
YOU GUYS ARE SICK - That low pitched gargling noise you can all hear i... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
I know where Freddie is, and it aint no graveyard. - That continuous thumping noise you can all hear is... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
Jesus was not crucified - Let's just have a big fight. Not me though. Bit... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
i miss our orgies - Hello virgins. Meet the cure.... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
Hmm.. - Khaki trousers eh? Now there's a fashion faux pas ... by Flashman on 11.03.2004
Queen Party In Waalre, Who Is Going? - Queen Party In Waalre, Who Is Paying?... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - That's a rotten trick.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Ahem. Bob got a kiss y'know.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
National No Smoking Day - I must have misread it. I thought it said. "No.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - That's what I was working up to.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Sorry, Gerli has made me lose my thread now. St... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Err... are you chewing?... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Write your name and the date clearly at the top of... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - I said a pen and paper, deafy.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - Ah! Now, that's a tricky one. That would take a wh... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
i miss our orgies - No need. I have six speed settings and a lifetime ... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - How what?... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
I invite you to... - I hope this chap gets banned just when he's 10 sho... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
GOD THAT'S SO ANOYING! - You certainly can.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
Give your opinion about... - Tell him to get on with his work.... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
i miss our orgies - I ain't as 'active' as in the old days, Queenleaf ... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
i miss our orgies - Not legal at 17? Jeepers, I was a master of the... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - Sucker!... by Flashman on 10.03.2004
"Armstrong & Eagle Under A Blazing Sun" - Sterling work Ian R. I swear if you look closel... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - I'll praise you my lad. But only if you write '... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Queen II - Dan: "Wow... For once, I actually AGREE with Flash... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
I invite you to... - Tippex over it. I go through twelve monitors a ... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - You could never earn it lad. Besides - it sounds l... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Beta Test of New Board - I can't seem to find the 'We Love Flashman' sectio... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Dear virus sender... - It must be nice to feel wanted Inu Yasha or Dark o... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
Queen II - It's a beauty! And the person who described 'Never... by Flashman on 09.03.2004
The Best Topic In The World....Ever! - JAKE THE JERK JUMPS TRACTORS: IT'S OFFICIAL AND IT... by Flashman on 08.03.2004
The Best Topic In The World....Ever! - Jake the Hillbilly: "Hot Damn, etc. Slap my thigh ... by Flashman on 08.03.2004
The Best Topic In The World....Ever! - Lo! It came to pass that fatty did offer his wisdo... by Flashman on 08.03.2004
Wizbit - Everybody take note: this is what alcohol can do t... by Flashman on 07.03.2004
ringtones - So what would you have playing when my number regi... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Random facts about queen members - Following a nasty accident with a vacuum cleaner, ... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
For people in south of England (probably) - Is there money in it if I am?... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
So who's the oldest Queen fan on here? - Older than the mountains, yet younger than tomorro... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Dictionary help - All I know about dictionaries is that if you look ... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Delay Machines - Ah! Sorry, it's just that when I read 'Delay Ma... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye ...... - Don't do it! Sleep with the boss and get a promoti... by Flashman on 06.03.2004
Talk to Freddie Mercury! - Flashman: Fancy a pickle sandwich? Freddie Mercu... by Flashman on 02.03.2004
Post the lyrics to the song you are listening to... - 'Whiskey in The Jar' - Thin Lizzy. As I was goi... by Flashman on 01.03.2004
Post the lyrics to the song you are listening to... - 'Stuck In The Middle With You' - Stealer's Wheel. ... by Flashman on 01.03.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - I refer the honourable gentleman to the reply I po... by Flashman on 01.03.2004
"Queen Fan's Bohemian Rhubsody" - "I'm not good enough to play Queen tunes so I'd be... by Flashman on 28.02.2004
whats going on!!! - It's all you're getting kid.... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
New stuff? - Surely not even Dark would consider crossing our h... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Is anyone going to see The Passion of the Christ? - I won't be going to see it, as I know how it ends.... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
whats going on!!! - No, it is because of your flagrant disregard for p... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - Well it better not be Zeni, that's all. You've ... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - On the contrary, I know precisely what they mean.... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - Why must we be labelled so? I am happy going th... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Superhero! - It's like it knows me:- Name: Flashman Secret ... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Woman Dies After Collapsing At 'Passion' Screening - I'm sure that people die at the cinema on quite a ... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
The Passion Of The Christ - You aren't required to 'disprove' the existence of... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Child's Play - One of my staff recently had this e-mailed to them... by Flashman on 27.02.2004
Shin Splints... - I must confess that whenever I whup good Sir Archi... by Flashman on 25.02.2004
Another addition to the clan - A toast to the wee 'un from Flash Towers. Any e... by Flashman on 25.02.2004
LOL- That's dissgusting! - I don't know about Sleep Walking, but I once Sleep... by Flashman on 25.02.2004
Voting - Ah... so not only are you a Republican, but a gun-... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
I got a new pet parrot - Let me assure all the SANE ladyfolk of the board, ... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Darkness win 3 brits - I have been raving about them since before their g... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
I got a new pet parrot - But you pictured it nonetheless, you horny wee fil... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
I got a new pet parrot - I also have experience of breeding with exotic bir... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Voting - Good work Leah. Everyone knows that Democrat voter... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Ha! I've got a great idea! - "Hate is a very strong word. Perhaps, too strong w... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Ha! I've got a great idea! - It's disgusting to eat, but a damned pleasure to l... by Flashman on 17.02.2004
Hrmph... - Ptooi.... by Flashman on 13.02.2004
Rhye - Did somebody write 'sea of drink'? Somebody cal... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
NEED HELP - Basically, if it's got 'Queen' on it, you won't go... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend - Just to throw you completely Dark - you are withou... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Valentine's Day - May I be the first to bid you a happy Valentine's ... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
we are in serious need of some HELP - If the referee doesn't see it - it ain't cheating.... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Valentine's Day - I would just like to the thank all of those QueenZ... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Woman Marries Dead Boyfriend - She'd be guaranteed a 'stiffy' that night though, ... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Get Down Make Love - So, you're a 'dirty and delightful' kind of gal ar... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
I'm fucking had enough - Bummer.... by Flashman on 12.02.2004
Bored bored bored! - I might be interested dragonzflame, you beguiling ... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
dead on time karioki - I'll send you a tape of me singing it in the bath.... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
Queenzone Revamp - It is absolutely imperative that when the board is... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
*ahem* - 5000 is not a twentieth of a million, but hearty c... by Flashman on 11.02.2004
Compliments - Women are forever complimenting me on my action an... by Flashman on 08.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - Ja.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Michael Jackson - Trades wanted! - He does well to even be able to synch with those l... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Michael Jackson - Trades wanted! - Yay! MJ bash!... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Notes on using a forum - *Opens window* It's worse than cattle's busines... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Notes on using a forum - I shall continue to do or say precisely what I wan... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Notes on using a forum - Ooh, I feel better for that.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - Donkey shite.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - Do we think he's using a 'computer translater' to ... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Happy Birthday Shoujo!!! - Birthday greetings from the Towers.... by Flashman on 03.02.2004
Pats won! - You lot wouldn't know an orgy if you walked in on ... by Flashman on 02.02.2004
Question about Brian.... - "Flashman no es un imbecile. Hecho." (B. May 2001)... by Flashman on 02.02.2004
Favourite movie - 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly' It's got it all.... by Flashman on 02.02.2004
Question for you Brits... - Tell your sister to drop in on your old pal Flashy... by Flashman on 31.01.2004
QZ Post of the Month - January - It's a rum old place is QueenZone, full of fruitca... by Flashman on 31.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes siljeoen. I don't suffer you Norweg... by Flashman on 30.01.2004
I want some opinions on this. - It's about me isn't it? But my hair ain't tan!... by Flashman on 30.01.2004
LOTG, Drowse, & Millionaires Waltz - They all have stanzic subdivisions which are hemis... by Flashman on 30.01.2004
To the administrator - The solution is quite simple - let's all just put ... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Can Anyone Settle This Argument About The Meaning Of... - It's about a tired old wizard and his unquenchable... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Hey! Look, you guys. - I don't want to alarm you unduly meluvbooks, but y... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Your eyes may have been eternally damned Danno, bu... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - I would wade all the fjords in Norway just for th... by Flashman on 29.01.2004
Real or fake? - I only have experience of real - never known fake.... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Jap. 7 inch - Confound it! Wstüssyb beat me to it! ... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Cat fight at the Pepsi promo ad party. - It's because I'd just texted her, telling her abou... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Hey! Look, you guys. - Perhaps we just have more to say than you do? C... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
To the administrator - You got it.... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Ms. Souter's eyes are well and truly damned if onl... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Dragonzflame - damn your eyes! I gather that you a... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes Shoujo Revolution, I have no idea w... by Flashman on 28.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Consider your eyes damned Lucy was high, and so wa... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes MexQueenFM, damn them until your mi... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Chinese New Year - Speaking as a whipper from way back - Queenleaf, y... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes MayBoyQZ! Damn them to Hades and ba... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes Queenleaf, you young strumpet!... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - Damn your eyes, Brian_Mays_Wig! Hopefully that ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Have I ever damned your eyes? - It's just struck me that I might have left some of... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Chinese New Year - I'm happier than ever and twice as handsome. By... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Damn Im in love with this girl..... - Ever the romantic eh, Sir Archie? You do right ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Chinese New Year - I'd best not get naked. The other chaps would get ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Hello again. - Please tell me you went to see Timberlake by drunk... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - I am just interested to find out why he bothers. ... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - What's the point of you? You're a waste of spac... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - It must be a terrible, pointless existense for you... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - Virgin.... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's with the troll? - I never realised such people existed until I start... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
Happy Birthday Saturn! - My regards of the day, you old rogue.... by Flashman on 27.01.2004
What's up with that? - I trust that Sting played no part in the evening's... by Flashman on 26.01.2004
heartache - Flashy!... by Flashman on 26.01.2004
Hello again. - Hey up lad.... by Flashman on 26.01.2004
Britney Spears - On the contrary, I can picture Britney doing all s... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Finish my poem (Brain power required) - So that rules you out then, Charles Baer you big d... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The wit & wisdom of Robert Kilroy-Silk - He's a berk Zeni. But I'm warming to him.... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Chinese New Year - There's nothing cheap about my wine, laddie. *C... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The wit & wisdom of Robert Kilroy-Silk - Can't stick Kilroy, but I am struggling to find a ... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Ouch - Don't torment him Miss James, I think it's a finge... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
Oh, snap.... - I've a feeling good Sir Archie might know a trick ... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - There will be Hell to pay if I ever do, so think o... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - Don't be so dirty Catgoddess, or I shall be forced... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - What about those itches you get directly in the mi... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - Not if he had an itch.... by Flashman on 25.01.2004
The Bible Code - May He have mercy on all arseholes. Sorry, our ... by Flashman on 24.01.2004
Baer - No! Nuke the bastard!... by Flashman on 24.01.2004
The Bible Code - As it seems to be the way of things these days, I ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Depression - Swipe that tot Barry lad. Do you the power of ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Depression - Everyone! "All you need is love! (Doodeedoobeed... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Pissed off Queen fans get their arses out - Don't bother Mex, I remain hatless. It's all be... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Pissed off Queen fans get their arses out - Where's my fucking hat?... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Baer - Hey up Grandpa. Wrap up lad, it's cold out. ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Pissed off Queen fans get their arses out - *Adds signature, apologises for asterisks* And ... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
Depression - Go on then, seeing as it's your birthday:- A re... by Flashman on 23.01.2004
John Edwards... - Never heard of him, but seeing as he's a Democrat ... by Flashman on 22.01.2004
Back! - Did you get me a present?... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Surfing - "***NOTE: I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT if this topic has b... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Word Association - Rembrandt & Whore-mongery. Sounds like a dodgy ... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Word Association - How much does she charge, Barry?... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Happy Birthday... Me - Happy Birthday... You.... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
I am a lover of all people and it makes me sad to fight - Let's all get Lester! ; )... by Flashman on 21.01.2004
Help me do my Biology Homework - Why can't you just bully the class swot into doing... by Flashman on 20.01.2004
A Test For Charles Baer - Excellent. According to this test, I've still go... by Flashman on 20.01.2004
Long In The Tooth - You're in there lad.... by Flashman on 20.01.2004
Long In The Tooth - Ain't the shock that's making you shake Archie, yo... by Flashman on 19.01.2004
Cowell: 'Madonna Used to Be Good-Looking' - I would most probably still climb aboard, strictly... by Flashman on 18.01.2004
art is everywhere! - *Gets out 'nerd specs' and gives 'em a good dustin... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
If its true I still don't know what to make of it. - You're not wrong Archie, you old buzzard - crackin... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
art is everywhere! - I never thought I'd see the name Carlos Ezquerra m... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
Queen-Live Killers - Yes, apparently Sting was furious when he found ou... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
art is everywhere! - Did everybody notice how a few of us have just emb... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
Need help on project - You just take that back this instant Ian R, or I s... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
Need help on project - Ken Livingstone.... by Flashman on 17.01.2004
art is everywhere! - I think people are becoming confused with the mode... by Flashman on 16.01.2004
A bit of wordplay - Explain.... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
A reminder... - Don't you ever sleep man?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
A reminder... - Scary.... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Sway (Mucho Mambo) - Could you hum it for us?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
A reminder... - Mex is very 'TwentyFourSeven' isn't he? He just... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Male singers who have a voice range like Freddie's - I'm sure somebody wrote Phil Collins. Excuse me... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Has anyone ever dressed up as Freddie? - She is completely naked Togg. Hard cheese old ma... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
art is everywhere! - Art, by it's very essence, cannot be defined - for... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Guitarist found hanged at studio - 'Stairway To Heaven' anyone?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Queen is still alive...isn't it? - Queen do indeed live on Nazila, my Iranian friend.... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
art is everywhere! - "If these pictures had been drawn on a velvet canv... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
The "Cheer Up, Wstüssyb!" Thread - Chin up Wstüssyb!... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Freddie The Movie - Has anybody put any thought into what exactly is g... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Engrish, anyone? Hehehe - This puts me in mind of the time I was in a Chines... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
art is everywhere! - I was expecting that to be shit, but some of those... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - Mercy! My poor little arse! ... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - Punish me!... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
GVH2 gold in Poland - mjkchrzanow? Did somebody sneeze?... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - But you girls fight dirty... Oh go on then, tea... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
Bitch fight! - *Plays dead*... by Flashman on 15.01.2004
recording advice? anyone? - I can't give you any help as such, but I can offer... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Justin Timberlake got punched - British and proud. I'd like to have seen him po... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Has anyone ever dressed up as Freddie? - Unlike Dudley, I have never had occasion to pop a ... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
"Hitch-Hiker's Guide" movie casting news - I always think of him as Richard W Grant. The 'W',... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
So, that sitcom last night - 'Razzle' is not a book Sir Archie.... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Freddie The Movie - You can't deny that they both floated like butterf... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
So, that sitcom last night - I believe that Sean Connery, quite rightly, would ... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
"Hitch-Hiker's Guide" movie casting news - That's good casting. I still say only the firs... by Flashman on 14.01.2004
Hey Flashman... - And the 'bag of shite' award goes to Dark Mwhatshi... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
My neighbour - Regarding the cat - good shot.... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Freddie The Movie - I think Brian May should be played by Sylvester St... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
axl at FM tribute concert - I thought he was rather spiffing myself. Mind y... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - I'm tempted to vote for Jake just so fatty can hav... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Not Very Big and Not Very Clever.... - *makes for hills*... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Fatty's Greatest Hits - Bless you fatty. I look forward to your 'Greatest ... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Not Very Big and Not Very Clever.... - I get similar things happening at the Towers, alth... by Flashman on 13.01.2004
Reasons to hate Queen - The best thing to do in such circumstances is to g... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
Front Man Survivor (a benign, harmless game) - The three I have never heard of are:- -Grace Sl... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The Battle of the Genres - BATTLE #1. - 50s Rockabilly ----------------... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The first time you saw...... - Very well you crazy foreigners, seeing as you obvi... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
A Good Idea - Anger and boredom perhaps, but please detract what... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The first time you saw...... - It had something to do with me being rather super ... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
Roger's not old.... - There's no comparison: Ringo Starr wouldn't break ... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
The first time you saw...... - "Look at him, he's got Aids, he looks bloody awful... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - Certainly Archie old bean... I shall resurrect ... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
... - *** 2 minutes of fatty, as requested following his... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
How do you burn ISO files? - Steal a fat kid's spectacles and use the sun's ray... by Flashman on 12.01.2004
Top 50 Sitcoms - Seeing as 'Rising Damp' didn't make the Top 10, it... by Flashman on 11.01.2004
Happy Birthday, Alli James! - Have a good day lass. Keep minxing!... by Flashman on 11.01.2004
Something amusing... - Could somebody kindly explain what the fuck a 'fro... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
QueenZone Hall Of Fame - NOT Charles Baer. It's only a notice board. It ... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
Queen II a top Prog album? - Queen II is a truly stunning album and I urge you ... by Flashman on 10.01.2004
Welcome Back to QZ - You stink Catgoddess. ; )... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Welcome Back to QZ - Did you notice how, in the interim, QOL made us al... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Christmas Do's. - I was in such good spirits this Yuletide, that I g... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Happy Birthday, Penetration_Guru! - Have a good 'un! Mine's a pint. Of beer, if yo... by Flashman on 09.01.2004
Whatever happened to... - Shut the fuck up Dave. Sorry mate - just keepin... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
The Invisible Man Video - She was on 'Eastenders', a British soap depicting ... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - It is without dispute.... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Whatever happened to... - I confess that I too miss young Alli. Quite a feis... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Freddie: chapter 1 - Don't think of it as boring - just think of it as ... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
the best party of your life - The Conservative Party.... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
The Invisible Man Video - Exactly Dan. Mind you, she would have received ... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - Orlando is very pretty I'm sure. But I warrant he'... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - You are right to do so. No sane female would ev... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - Double or quits that MexQueen will write 'Ditto' b... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Freddie: chapter 1 - Chortle! Good old fatty!... by Flashman on 03.01.2004
Pat Robertson: God Says Bush Will Win in 2004 - I've got an uncle in Washington with terrible gast... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - Thanks Dan, you've just won me a £100 bet.... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Killer Queen.45 : Where's the bugger gone? - Don't forget Dave - that's sixty quid you owe me f... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Pat Robertson: God Says Bush Will Win in 2004 - This is a rare event indeed - Flashman agrees with... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Isn't Hollyoaks shit? - I don't know any of the character's names in Holly... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - I thought I would give it a whirl Catgoddess. I be... by Flashman on 02.01.2004
WOW NEVER TRIED THAT B4 - Now that definitely IS an anal sex reference...... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
The surviving members of Queen have no right to earn a living. - They should be made to sit in corners and eat dust... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Queenzone, Queenonline - I've forgotten what everybody is going on about.... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Univision Song Contest - Ever wondered what song would best represent Earth... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Killer Queen.45 : Where's the bugger gone? - Last I recall he was embarking on some Blaine - or... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
WOW NEVER TRIED THAT B4 - Oh is that all? I was expecting something about... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Happy New Year! - To one of the best from THE best - Happy New Year ... by Flashman on 01.01.2004
Innocent until proven innocent? - Nail him up, that's what I say. Nail some sense in... by Flashman on 31.12.2003
Which forum personality are you? - 'Ego'.... by Flashman on 31.12.2003
illegal copying - Excuse me while I make a mental note concerning al... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
Bob Monkhouse - I remember the early '80s and whenever his face ca... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
oh shit :( - Wrap your entire house in an almighty Rizla and sm... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
This is really a question to those in the UK - I bet Fatty's ears pricked up when you said 'disch... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
Who else thinks Linda Barker is annoying - I can think of a wonderful way of shutting her up,... by Flashman on 29.12.2003
Stepford and proud of it. - Stepfordshire.... by Flashman on 27.12.2003
I hate it when mates do that!!!!! - Open your eyes girl - 'wanted to play tricks' my a... by Flashman on 27.12.2003
The Office Xmas Special Part 1 - Ricky Gervais said he would do no more episodes of... by Flashman on 27.12.2003
What are your new year's resolutions? - One word: excess.... by Flashman on 22.12.2003
Who are YOU? - Gandalf. Bah, I was hoping for Sauron.... by Flashman on 22.12.2003
Entertainment. - Not bored, but here's a big hug anyhow. *Big hu... by Flashman on 19.12.2003
Saddam's personal letter - 7O7... by Flashman on 19.12.2003
Just saw Return of the King... - It was all rather smashing I thought, and the best... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Congrats Mex!!!!! - I bet wstussyb is bricking it!* *- an English... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Messed-up cast! - I'd rather sit in a bucket of my own filth than wa... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
A Very Merry Christmas - Festive greetings from Flash Towers. All the ve... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
Hey Teacher - leave those kids alone! - Teacher Quote TEACHER: George, go to the map ... by Flashman on 18.12.2003
What Sort of Brit Are You?! - It has paid me the ultimate insult by telling me t... by Flashman on 12.12.2003
Brian is FURIOUS! - I've got a wonderful image in my head of Brian sto... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Deeee-ooooooo - Been at it since noon my lad! It's nearly Chri... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Deeee-ooooooo - Please elaborate Harvey, for I am intrigued. And ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - "The weight of this sad time we must obey; Speak... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Trivia Question - I didn't much like the look of him from the start.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - I don't know, Hamlet was hilarious.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - Two years on, I'm still laughing...... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Trivia Question - The butler. It's always the butler.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Deeee-ooooooo - Most importantly, when you're singing along after ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - I would have though that obvious Catgoddess! A ma... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Let's see who gets this one... - That's so easy I think I'm going to implode. It's... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - Yes, you can't beat a good 'quip' about 9/11.... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
AIDS, who cares? - Whilst Aids is clearly a terrible disease (don't m... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Can someone possibly be more ignorant than Dudley Fufkin - I've no quarrel with young Dudley. I must confess ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Apology for 9/11 quip - Words are not enough Dark. Bung us all fifty qu... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - I'm sure all these helpful pointers will ensure yo... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - So the egg just appeared then, and didn't pop out ... by Flashman on 11.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - God created the chicken first? What, before the... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
Christmas with Queen - You mean the Olsen twins are still not old enough ... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - Well Dark, you were right about one thing - you re... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
Science-related question - need help getting an answer - Have a guess Dark. I would be intrigued to hear... by Flashman on 10.12.2003
My cat came back! - Torpedo shop? You Yanks think of everyhing. ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
the guys, 2 ladies, or a choir - Two ladies! Two ladies!... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
What did you do today? - Is Dudley trying to tell us he's a wanker?... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Memo: No Basis for Jackson Allegations - So televised documentation of him openly admitting... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Charles the bear - Dudley sounds like me after my first ever pint. ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Religion - I am and always will be a devoted Flashmaniac and ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
Who'd sign a petition to have Dark-Myuutwo banned? - Petitions are for wimps. Dog turds through the ... by Flashman on 09.12.2003
What Does It Mean? - Ah, the crack of leather on willow. "Silly mid... by Flashman on 08.12.2003
Most of you are nuts - That takes the fucking biscuit that does. What ... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
Do you ever get defensive when someone picks on someone you care about? - You tell 'em YourValentine. Duck! *Throws p... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
YIPPIE!!! - Get to school you skiving git.... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
Not that anyone cares... But... - God knows what you'd be like if you ever meet me t... by Flashman on 04.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - I'm all out of brandy, but I will try to follow yo... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - It isn't? And you're not Dr. Demesne? Well, tha... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - That's not the tits fault though. ... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - I haven't got to the part about the 'strap-on' yet... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - A-ha! Got you! There is nothing remotely bad to... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - What if you had no tongue due to an unfortunate 't... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - Not those kind of 'Boobies' you great lemon. Wo... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - Rubbing postage stamps into your postman's eye aft... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - Boobies.... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - Licking stamps soaked in dogshit.... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
The Darkness: Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) - Sting then, by your reckoning, would come under th... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
Most of you are nuts - You are though. You're nuttier than a wagon loa... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
this is me @ the moment - Oh Christ, another nutter.... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
happy birthday - I bet if you carbon dated Ozzy, he'd be way older ... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
The Darkness: Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) - 'Emo crap' is a new one on me. Did Rod Hull use... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be negative about anything - When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zeal... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
I will be positve about anything - When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zeal... by Flashman on 03.12.2003
A question for apologists for the musical - Musical?... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Let's start a HIGLANDER SOUNDTRACK campaign - Instead of sitting around talking about it, why do... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Your Queen faux pas - I distinctly remember when I was 10 years old or s... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Thanks! - You are honoured indeed.... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
WHAT THE FUCK - At least tell me what 'aight' means to give me a s... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
WHAT THE FUCK - Can anybody download me an Azmandaman translator? ... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
The Darkness: Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) - Gerroutofit! The Darkness rock, and let's not h... by Flashman on 01.12.2003
Was Bowie talking about Brian? - He's been combing it over from his arse since 1983... by Flashman on 30.11.2003
Pink floyd-help needed - "Pink Floyd - help needed". That says it all re... by Flashman on 29.11.2003
i'm down i'm down in the dumps :( - A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrifi... by Flashman on 29.11.2003
A mentalist investigated - Sterling work P_G. You could be made an honorar... by Flashman on 27.11.2003
Freddie Mercury in at Number 7 in Pop Culture List - I can't believe I only made it to number 14. Why... by Flashman on 26.11.2003
Happy birthday our valentine - Have a Flashtastic day YV. Sorry about Hangman's... by Flashman on 24.11.2003
"I'm pregnant!" - I know a way you can get one Chaz. ; ) And I'm ... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
Robbie steels other peoples songs - I'm not a fan myself, but at least puts on a bit o... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
There aren't any active topics - And that Charles Baer really pisses me off. Consta... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
World cup winners super England - In your face Leach! The Empire Strikes Back at ... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
There aren't any active topics - I had 8 junk e-mails this morning. Does anyone... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
Pokemon is vastly underrated and badly dubbed! - Silent but deadly.... by Flashman on 23.11.2003
Pokemon is vastly underrated and badly dubbed! - Watch my lips : *Mouths 'Pokemon is shit'* ... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Let's all shamlessly plug our bands! - Stop lying Dan - trying to make geeks feel better.... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - Dark_Myuutwo has written to Santa Claus asking for... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Let's all shamlessly plug our bands! - Everyone is in it except you.... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Welch Corgies - That's what I thought! Some crafty sod has chuc... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Let's all shamlessly plug our bands! - Promote your band, eh? "Flashy and the Flashman... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
There aren't any active topics - I've never seen that before... when nobody has pos... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Muse rocked Cologne last night - Muse are so last week. It ain't gonna happen. E... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
Welch Corgies - I don't know why anyone would even consider lettin... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
World cup winners super England - Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee, Skippy, Rolf Harr... by Flashman on 22.11.2003
man, this feels soooo good..... - Congratulations on this worthy deed. But could ... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
Michael Jackson in trouble again - I know we should presume innocent until proven gui... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
10 Favourite Albums - Phil Collins and Justin Timberlake, Freddie-B? ... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
Freddie Vs Tim - Good lad Banquo! Also MessengerOfTheQueen (retu... by Flashman on 19.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - Like 'The Karate Kid', MexQueenFM is secretly taug... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - There are only two posters on this board: MexQueen... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - Gerli has an invisible friend called 'Wobbly'. Th... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
LOTR News: Christopher Lee upset about being cut from 'Return Of The King'. - You rum bugger dragonzflame! It's lucky you ducked... by Flashman on 17.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - iGSM is fixated by belly button fluff, and has her... by Flashman on 16.11.2003
Libel the person in front of you, Episode Two - MexQueen is an avid collector of hats of any descr... by Flashman on 15.11.2003
For Dark - Further proof that I will stoop to any depth to im... by Flashman on 15.11.2003
For Dark - As promised to Synthia to celebrate her 1000th pos... by Flashman on 14.11.2003