Don't you know it's rude to hide behind your mask?
I'd like to see your face, but I'm afraid to ask,
How did you get this job, and are there any perks?
"I get to tie up ladies, low-lifes, scum and jerks."
Hangman, Hangman, invite me to your gangbang.
Hangman, Hangman, tie me with your noose.
The Hangman is known and feared all across this sacred land,
That's why I'm singing about him with my favourite band.
There's Brian, Roger, Freddie and when not on holiday John,
Make the most of it, because these days will soon be gone.
(2 minute guitar solo or ‘piss break’)
*Sound of someone nudging Freddie*
“I am the Hangman of who it is you speak!
It’s only part-time work, don’t have a fit of pique!
On Wednesday’s I do a paper round – that’s my proper job,
But you’ve caught me on a Thursday, so kindly shut your gob.”
The Hangman was a lonely child, he came from Zanzibar,
On the map it says ‘Here be dragons!’ so don’t you stray too far.
“One day I’ll move to London, I won’t be nobody’s fool.
Unless I get three ‘O’ levels, and enrol in Art School.”
Hangman, Hangman, invite me to your gangbang.
Hangman, Hangman, tie me with your noose.
(3 minute guitar solo)
*Sound of shotgun*