Well, it ain't my birthday too. Happy birthday to you, iGSM, you rotten, toad-snarfing excuse for Paul McCartney I've ever heard.
I mean... fer he's a jolly good fellow, fer he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good felloooooooooooooooooooooooow.........
Ah, fuck it.
I'll have you know I only snarfed that one toad because it was cool back in the 60's. I did however manage to secure me a good set of Beatles loot this year. All good things must pass! Wee!
Lester? Or me? 'cause we're both pretty smart. We've just created the shortest play lists ever. Of course mine is better. You know him *glug* *glug*, I know you, one thing I can tell you is you got to be free!
Happy birthday you Aussie bastard, wave goodbye to The Ashes.
Best wishes and have a good one.
Pommie bastard ;-)
ps If you see me dad in the Brisbane area, ask him where the fuck my postcard is.
Hearty congratulations from the Towers, have a Flashtastic day!
Did you know, there's a Japanese firm that has developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually catch an Aussie with his mouth shut?
All the best, lad.
