| Sir Archie Leach 22.05.2006 17:58 |
Hello all you strange looking people. Had a dream last and the big fella upstairs confirmed the world will end 31st May 2006. There's nowt you can do about it, it's all up, game over, fat lady singing and all that. Not arsed myself of course. Made it to thirty, had my fair share of slap and tickle, seen a bit of the world and thankfully will never see Leeds in the Premiership again. No complaints from my end. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news but please feel free to laugh and point at those who were saving themselves for marriage or had just given up smoking. Guffaw. Anyway thanks to Flashman, Fatty, Bob the Shrek, Miss James, Banquo, Janet, Dan Corson and that make up wearing tit Jake Britt (or whatever his name is) for providing a few laughs in a grey (gray - for you who can't spell) world. In fact scrub Flashman he still owes me a pint. Don't suppose I'll ever find happiness at the bottom of that particular glass. Away to the Reform Club... |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 22.05.2006 18:06 |
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... My vacation starts on June 1st.... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 22.05.2006 18:08 |
Yes! That means I won't have to do my Business Studies exam because it's on June 4th.. Woohoo. |
| Janet 22.05.2006 18:41 |
Disturbing news Old Bean. I do think that Flashman should buy a pint for us all. Afterall, if the end is nigh, who cares if he can't pay his bar tab? ;-) |
| Sonia Doris 22.05.2006 20:01 |
Can't it come on the 30th in the morning, so that I won't have to start my exams at all? |
| Daburcor? 22.05.2006 20:16 |
Damn! I knew it'd be soon... Thanks for the heads up! Looks like I'll still make it to 23. By the way, It's good to see a post from you, Sir! |
| deleted user 22.05.2006 20:52 |
I'm sorry to hear this news, especially as I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you, Old Bean (or is it the other way around?) *downs a pint* |
| Carol! the Musical 22.05.2006 21:50 |
Uhm... Well, I made it to 13, at least.. |
| Flashman 23.05.2006 04:38 |
Here Archie, you old humbug, I'm willing to wager a million bucks that the world won't end at the end of the month. But I don't suppose you have Carol Vorderman's address do you, just in case? Mind you, I reckon the queue will be a mile long... |
| Dances With Freddie 23.05.2006 04:45 |
Well I guess I'll see you guys on the other side. Never made it to london and WWRY...sigh. |
| Munchsack 23.05.2006 04:56 |
Thank Christ. I never have to go back to schhol again. It does mean I'll not get to go on my History trip to France and Belgium, but whatever. |
| Munchsack 23.05.2006 04:57 |
SONIA DORIS The Cranky wrote: Can't it come on the 30th in the morning, so that I won't have to start my exams at all?If the world ends on the 31st, there's no point in going in for your exams on the 30th, is there? You won't get the results back before The End anyway. |
| Flashman 23.05.2006 05:05 |
Sir Archie Leach wrote: Had a dream last and the big fella upstairs confirmed the world will end 31st May 2006.You want to chuck that Sidney out. He's done nothing but fill your head with rot since he moved in. And I bet you still haven't seen a week's rent money out of the swine. |
| deleted user 23.05.2006 05:19 |
May 31st. Oh nice, so I'm doing my final exams for nothing, then? He's gonna have a hard time after the judgement day, I'll tell you that. Lucifer's a pussy compared to MY wrath! |
| TheOpposition. 23.05.2006 08:54 |
My final degree exam is 1st of June. Not really all that worried about it now! |
| Togg 23.05.2006 12:01 |
Flashman wrote: Here Archie, you old humbug, I'm willing to wager a million bucks that the world won't end at the end of the month. But I don't suppose you have Carol Vorderman's address do you, just in case? Mind you, I reckon the queue will be a mile long...Way ahead of you, been standing outside since 2.30pm shouldn't have long to wait now, four Oxford professors just went in! |
| deleted user 23.05.2006 12:57 |
I only have two finals left... I had a dream once, and Freddie refused to give a lady money to help save the porpoises. Apparently, the porpoises were going to be made into handbags. Queen was playing at my school and it was the end of the year... DOES THIS MEAN THAT QUEEN WILL PLAY AT MY SCHOOL FOR REAL??? I dreamed it, so... there you go. I also had a dream that I was on a spy mission with a young John Travolta and we were throwing pills at each other. I wonder when that will happen? I didn't get to see a calendar... |
| M a t i a s M a y 23.05.2006 15:25 |
COOL! |
| Sonia Doris 23.05.2006 16:11 |
Munchsack <h6>The Paranoid QueenZoner wrote:But what if it doesnt?SONIA DORIS The Cranky wrote: Can't it come on the 30th in the morning, so that I won't have to start my exams at all?If the world ends on the 31st, there's no point in going in for your exams on the 30th, is there? You won't get the results back before The End anyway. |
| Dances With Freddie 23.05.2006 16:27 |
you'll be in trouble, I guess. Don't worry, you can always tell your school that the world was supposed to end. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 31.05.2006 13:40 |
How long till the world ends? |
| Carol! the Musical 31.05.2006 13:53 |
*Looks at watch** Any minute now. |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 13:58 |
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
| deleted user 31.05.2006 13:59 |
the world was also supposed to end last year and the year before,Im still waitin |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 31.05.2006 14:00 |
Where is the Kaboom??? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom!! |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 14:02 |
Haystacks Calhounski wrote: Where is the Kaboom??? There was supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom!!Please look three replys above... |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 31.05.2006 14:35 |
I'm getting a bit annoyed actually, I was so sure the world was going to end that I have given away all my worldly possessions to a nunnery, I've sold the family home and spent all the money at the casino and I've sold my car and bought a pedigree cow. So if the world doesn't end I'm going to be in a bit of a fix. I will however, have a pedigree cow that I can trade for magic beans. |
| FreMe 31.05.2006 14:41 |
<font color=0099FF>Poppy wrote: I'm getting a bit annoyed actually, I was so sure the world was going to end that I have given away all my worldly possessions to a nunnery, I've sold the family home and spent all the money at the casino and I've sold my car and bought a pedigree cow. So if the world doesn't end I'm going to be in a bit of a fix. I will however, have a pedigree cow that I can trade for magic beans.Cor´I reeeally need some of what you´re smoking dudette :-O |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 31.05.2006 14:43 |
I like magic beans. :) |
| skiqueen 31.05.2006 16:07 |
did u ever watch the show on the history channel that said that the bible can tell the future? it said that sept 11 would happen and all the wars and stuff too. i forgot the 'end of the world' date, like 2051 or sumthing...hey, anyone watching i love the 80's? they put on we will rock u and fat bottomed girls just now.... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 31.05.2006 21:36 |
The first sign was April 24, when I got a driving lisence |
| Flashman 02.06.2006 04:54 |
Ah, now y'see the mistake Sir Archie made, the ol' snake in the grass, was to stipulate a year. Instead of ensuring he had a witty comeback, he has succeeded only in looking like an absolute knacker. No change there then. |
| The Real Wizard 02.06.2006 10:43 |
Ravenetta <h6> the QZ hippy</h6> wrote: mmmk its now june 1st here, looks like we survived!Speak for yourself! |
| Carol! the Musical 03.06.2006 00:02 |
Be patient, the end will come soon enough... ;D |
| Sir Archie Leach 04.06.2006 19:05 |
The moral of the story is never eat cheese before bedtime. Hope those who pissed about during their examinations and didn't bother revising due to my false alarm won't be too badly affected. Hope can be found at the bottom of a pint. That said managed to persuade my local newsagent it was going to happen and he gave me a copy of this weeks Radio Times at half price. So its not all bad. |