So that rules you out then, Charles Baer you big daft sod. Finish my 'Ode To Flashy', and the best entrant will win a prize. I will, of course, look favourably on those who go out of their way to make me appear swell. Won't be hard.
"There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
you mean something like...
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
His motto was droll
"Every hole was a goal"
even the holes he paid cash.
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash
Riding fillies every night
To their obvious delight
Using his wit, his charm and panache.
That's got to be a contender!
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash
But together today
In Queenzone we prey
That flashy will shave off that tash
Now he came from the dark side of town
Where Pokemon ruled up and down
He struggled to say
Tis true I'm not gay
But should I be wearing this gown?
So you see it's not all fun and games
When you dress up as young buxom dames
The moral is here
You better stay clear
Or people will just call you names
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
He is quite a bragger
With his sexy swagger
And of tequila he has quite a stash
All the girls of Queenzone are mad
With love of this very hot lad
Their time is spent dallyin'
With this flashy stallion
And he never ever leaves them sad!
I like Bob the Shrek's!
Ode To Flashy
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash,
His posts are a hit,
Though some think they're shit,
Now please let him go get trashed.
"There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash....
He is quite a bragger
With his sexy swagger
And of tequila he has quite a stash"
I think you're confusing him with me, everything is me really, especially the tequila part
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash,
His hormones are urging,
Because he's a virgin,
And he likes to give his bishop a bash.
Now, if Flashman was terribly wise
He would let me win that first prize
A pic I'd give the dude
Of my Sis in the nude
And the bulge wouldn't just be from his eyes
There is a young buck named Flash,
Who really cuts quite a dash,
But hes let himself go,
Around his waistline you know,
Cos he eats too much steak pie n' mash!