After many sleepless nights and much soul-searching I decided upon some cufflinks featuring a bit of totty.
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Once again the lowest common denominator wins out. I just have to make sure Rod Stewart doesn't try and shag them.
A touch of class Archie, you old beetroot.
As long as you don't start dusting your old waistcoats down...
Ye gods! The early '90s. Off into town in our waistcoats. Outdoing our pals with ever louder numbers.
No wonder we never got our ends away.
Much.