I just watched David Bowie being interviewed on Parkinson and he was talking about wigs. He told a story about a fellow performer (he wouldn't name him) being on stage and his wig was almost blown off by a fan.
He gestured that the guy was a guitar player and I can't help wondering if it was Brian May.
There is no basis for this, I just like to think of Brian being balder than Michael Jackson's bawbag.
fatty.