In my best impression of the Alli James of old, I would like to say:
Happy fucking birthday you old git!
Yep, nailed that one on the head, sounded just like her *cough* ;-)
Well, I'll spare you all the horrible horrible singing and instead wish Dan a happy birthday! *cracks open a bottle of malt liquor* fer hee's a jollly goood feller, fer hee's....