A new story, but the rules are you may not write more than two sentences:
Alright I'll start.
It was a beautiful day, Timmy was playing in the garden of his house. But suddenly a big car stopped, there came a black man out of the car, and he said:
Back to the story.
Timmy was sad when his mom killed the pizza bot dilivery thing. He ran away from his mom and when he ran outside he saw the pizza bot delivery thing.
And he found out he was deaf, stupid and blind. and before that dyslctic aswell, cause his actual name was Tommy.
By The way, I haven't got a small penis. and I invite all nice girls to come and check it. ;P
So Tommy goes see a doctor and the doctor makes him a normal person again and tell his his name is Timmy. Timmy is happy and while he is running he see's the pizza bot dilivery thing again and runs away screaming, but the bot thing is chasing after him.
Tommy was a pinball wizard.
Ever since I was a young boy (ok..girl) I played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all. BUt I ain't seen nothing like him, in any amusement hall, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinball!!!!!
"He sure plays mean pinball", his granddaddy said, "but he can't pee by himself!"
Now the sad fact was, Timmy was incontinent. He has to have a bucket and 2 spare pants when he plays away from home.
*damn the two sentences bit. make it three.