As promised to Synthia to celebrate her 1000th post I hereby place this extremely large cake right up your arse.
*Heave*
Dear God, it's like delivering a calf, only in hideous reverse mode. It will put me off kebabs will this.
I don't know, there are people starving in the world and here's me wasting perfectly good cake.
You selfish bastard Dark.
Further proof that I will stoop to any depth to impress the skirt.
If it involves cheapshots against those less fortunate than myself then all the better.