| -fatty- 2850 31.05.2004 09:22 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how? 16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most? A. Dracula B. The Wolfman C. Frankenstein's Monster D. Zombies 17.Which artist would you have liked to see at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert and what song would you have liked them to perform? 18. Under life and death circumstances, would you eat human flesh? 19. Your son/daughter has invited their latest girlfriend/boyfriend home for t |
| Freddie-B 31.05.2004 09:46 |
1. Anthony Edwards in Top Gun. Failing that, probably some form of zombie/ghost/alien effort. 2. Depends in front of whom. Also depends on what music, I'm not doing it to fucking hip-hop. Beethoven string quartets or nothing. 3. Jurassic Park, or Razzle. 4. I don't know, probably not. Good question, but I think that given the nature of the brainwashing culture of nazi germany and the fact that I've got more pressing matters on my mind, I'd let it slide. It'd give me summat to think about mind. 5. I'd try, but probably get locked up. Fair enough. Having said that, being anally probed before I even got to jail would be well harsh! 6. Trident and Net, in my spare time I could pretend to be Neptune, king of the sea. 7. Yep. 8. Yeah, probably. I'm a sucker for money and I liked his first three albums. 9. May as well go for the 1 in 5. If it doesn't work, have the other one. 10. To the Children's Hospital. 11. Razzle, Michael Jackson's first 3 albums, Some Beethoven to practice my lap-dancing to, a trident and a net, and an inflatable piano. 12. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium, no doubt. The Oscars are a sham anyway, and I'm shit at football. 13. I'd tell him but I'd try and think of a way we could bomb the school without the kids in, perhaps during lunch or after 4:00 when they all go home. 14. Yes, both out of curiosity, and if I knew something about the person being hanged. 15. I'd probably ask him what the hell he was doing, and if he got anti-British on me, I'd probably just laugh it off. If he's five foot tall and skinny he should be worrying about other things than whether he likes Britain or not. 16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most? C. Frankenstein's Monster 17. The Eagles doing a medley that would contain at least Crazy Little Thing, Nevermore, and Dear Friends. It's totally daft to stick CLTCL in there, but I think they'd carry it off. 18. If it was cooked right. 19. Wouldn't even let him through the door. 20.I don't know, about 3 posts worth??!! Only kidding chief. |
| Daburcor? 31.05.2004 09:57 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? -I'd dress like Garfield. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? -Hmmm... I dunno... Maybe? 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? -Good lord... Uhhh... Right now I'd have to say "If chins could Kill". It's very funny. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? -I'm not sure. Was he forced to be a Nazi? 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? -Nooooooooooo... 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? -If I can't have the trident and the shield, I'll take the trident and the net. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? -Yup, The stupid old bag should've known better. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? -Nope. I'd pummel him into a pulp, Thinking he was a ghoul. Then, I'd bring the baby to an orphanage. EAT THAT JACKO! ;) 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? -I don't know. Maybe try the operation? 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? -I'd send it to the children's hospital, and then, Like Batman, I'd find some way to get my Dad out of the prison alive. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? -My Queen and Billy Joel CD's, a diskman, a sketch pad, pencils, and batteries. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. -A!!! A dream that will never come to fruition... *sniffle* 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school |
| deleted user 31.05.2004 10:08 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? - Nobody will probably know what it looks like, but I would wear Gwen Stefani's wedding dress. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? - Why embarrass myself? 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? - The Bible. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? - I would probably tell my family or someone who is close to me. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? - Yes, I would - tho I'd only tell people I trust. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? - Short sword and sheild. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? - No. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? - No, I'd tell on him the first chance I got - and I don't care if he is the king of pop. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? - Opt for the 1 in 5 chance. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? - Oh, dear. I guess whichever call came in first? :^S 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? - 1. I'd fold my boyfriend up and put him in; 2. a hairbrush; 3. soap/shampoo; 4. a discman (even if it won't last forever); 5. a journal to write in. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. - A. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? - Not sure. 14. If public ha |
| pma 31.05.2004 10:12 |
1. I'd go as John Holmes. 2. I'd consider it. 3. None 4. Probably not. 5. No, as if anyone would believe it. 6. Sword and shield. 7. Yes, I'd keep it. 8. Well, if no written contract of keeping my mouth shut would be involved, I'd take the money and then tell it to the papers (if the money is good) 9. 1 in 5 chance... 10. Now why I'd get two simultanous calls? Probably I'd favour a relative anyway... 11. - 12. A 13. Yes 14. No 15. No 16. Zombies 17. Peter Straker singing anything... 18. No 19. I will "attempt" ..surely. 20. Now what exactly is this "fucking face" and how can I use it for my personal pleasure? |
| Mayboy 31.05.2004 10:33 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, I WOULD GO AS FREDDIE :D 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? OOOH TOUGH ONE, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH MONEY I THINK I WOULD, HANG ON HOW LONG WOULD THE STRIP BE FOR ;) 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? LOL I HAVE NO IDEA, PERSONALLY I COULDNT SIT AND READ THE SAME THING FOR A FEW MONTHS, LET ALONE 3 YEARS lol 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? I DONT THINK I WOULD, I USUALLY JUST BOTTLE THINGS UP ANYWAY AND NOT END UP TELLING ANYONE. A GUILTY CONCIENCE WOULD PROBABLY SET IN TOO BUT IVE HANDLED IT IN THE PAST, SO NO I WOULDNT TELL 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? I WOULD RUN HOME AND TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT, IM JUST LIKE THAT. I WOULD INSIST I AM BEING SERIOUS BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY ITS UP TO THEM :) 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, THE SHORT SWORD AND SHIELD :D 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? I WOULD GIVE IT BACK, I ALWAYS DO AND BEING ITS A CHARITY SHOP I WOULD FEEL SOOO GUILTY IF I DIDNT 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? SADLY ENOUGH I THINK I WOULD ACCEPT THE MONEY AND RISK NOT TELLING ANYONE. TELLING WOULD PROBABLY GET THE PRESS INVOLVED I AT NO POINT DO I WANT THAT lol 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? TAKE THE RISK PROBABLY, CANT THINK OF A GOOD REASON JUST WOULD OK ;) 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? LOCAL CHILDRENS HOSPITAL 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? PERSONAL CD PLAYER 2 QUEEN ALBUMS GAME BOY 1 GAME 12. Which of the followi |
| Flashman 31.05.2004 11:44 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? >>> Freddie in 'Magic Tour' garb. I would cut such a dash. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? >>> Pissed yes, sober no. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? >>> The latest edition of 'Wisden'. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? >>> I would be far too busy ensuring he changes his will to suit yours truly. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? >>> I wouldn't mention the anal probe. That's my own private kingdom. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? >>> Neither. Spring-heeled Reeboks would be my weapon of choice. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? >>> People don't actually buy things from such places do they? The tenner would disappear into my back pocket in the blink of an eye. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? >>> Filed and receipted. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? >>> Anything to keep my precious happy-sacks. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? >>> Save the children and how do you know about ol' Flash Snr, rot him? 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? >>> Reeboks in case of unfriendly natives. Pistol in case of unfriendly natives. Shiny thing to bribe unfriendly natives. Condoms in case of friendly natives. Large bootle of vodka. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a Wo |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 31.05.2004 11:46 |
1. erm... an Effervescent Elephant. 2. Depends on who it's for. Members of Queen, Genesis, KoRn or Pink Floyd? I'm on it. 3. That's a hard one. Probably one of the Wayside School books. Those things are hilarious. 4. Hmm... That's hard. I guess it depends on whether he showed remorse? Cos if he's 85 there's not much you can really do to them anyway. I mean, come on, beating the crap out of an 85 year old dude is, like attacking a poodle with an AK-47. 5. Just a few of my friends. 6. Sword and shield. 7. If I realized it when she did it, I'd give it back. If I was already down the street maybe not. 8. If possible, I'd take the million and run off with the baby. Otherwise, hell no, I'd run with the kid all the way to the police station. 9. Hmm, I suppose the op with the 1 in 5 chance. Living with no genitals would be pretty scary. 10. Children's hospital 11. CD Player, Queen's Greatest Hits vol. 1, Genesis' Invisible Touch, Pink Floyd's The Wall, and Mini-Me. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? either A or C. A's never going to happeen, though :) 13. I'd go in and get the bastard myself! 14. Depends on who's getting executed. 15. I'd stomp him down on the ground and pry off his balls with pliers. 16. D. Zombies 17. ROGER WATERS!!!!!!!!! doing, erm... The Show Must Go On? Yeah, I can somewhat see him doing that... And then Syd Barrett shows up and sings I'm Going Slightly Mad, but he'd have to change it to I've Gone Completely Mad. 18. Yes 19. I'd inform him of the fact that he'd better keep his Nazi ass away from us Hispanics. 20. hmm... *ponders* |
| geeksandgeeks 31.05.2004 12:14 |
1. You do NOT want to know. 2. Consider it only? Hell yeah. Anyone who says they wouldn't is a liar. 3. "The Stand" by Stephen King may well take me five years to read. 4. Why bother? That was then, this is now. And I say this as a half-Jew. 5. No. First of all, no one would care. Second, no one would belive me if they did. 6. I would choose the trident, etc. Toothpaste is a very effective weapon ;) 7. No. This has happened before, with a lesser sum of money. 8. I'd have to see the million quids first. 9. What on earth are you on about? 10. The hospital. The prisons take care of themselves. 11. 1) 1 Queen album. 2) My laptop. 3) Supply of laptop batteries. 4) my notebook/pen. 5) A small parachute (hey, I've always wanted to learn. 12. It's close between A and C. Think I'll go with C. 13. No. I would contact Al Franken and tell him about it. 14. *makes grotesque face* WHAT KIND OF SICKO DO YOU THINK I AM!? 15. I would stare for a moment and then ignore him. 16. None of the above. DigiMon scares me more, and it's not intimidation either. 17. Nirvana, performing anything. 18. Yes, asuming the bearer was already dead. 19. Yes, because I'm just a nice person like that :) 20. What gave you the idea that I would do it myself? *smiles sweetly* |
| chancelloramethyst 31.05.2004 12:18 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? A banjo 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? Money! 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? The Irish Guide to Good Sex 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? I'd tell my special friend Barry. He's invisible. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? Could I get another anal probe? 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? Trident is a bad word, so I'll go with BANJO!!! 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? I'd give it to Barry and we'd have coffee 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? Money! 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? Ooh... I'll go for the 1 in 5-er. I like the ability to pee right. They screw up that removal operation too often. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? Screw dad, and hell, screw the kids. They can all save themselves! But Barry would probably make a call to save the kids. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? Brian May, Roger Taylor, a guitar, chocolate and a ball and cup game. My rucksack is pretty big;) 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. Ooh... I'll pick D--finally getting to the last world in Super Mario Brothers! 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were ki |
| nil 31.05.2004 15:26 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? Maybe just dress up as a Red Indian 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? LOL, nah im too shy 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? Sophie Kinsela "Can you keep a Secrer?" 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? Nah does it matter? 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? I'd die of being humiliated, or kill myself straight after 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? Trident and Net 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? Of course not 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? Nope seeing as I want to do Journalism I'd take the baby to care and write an article on how much of a Twat he is. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? I don't think I can answere that Q. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? Get the engine to the Kids hospital then run and get help for the prison. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? 1. Supply of Tampax 2. Deodrants 3. A good book 4. Tooth Brush 5. Tooth paste 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? Nah, Dont like GB 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? Depends who was hanging 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would |
| Margo 31.05.2004 16:17 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? i hate big parties. id probably stay at home and eat cookies. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? to who? 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? galapagos by vonnegut 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? no- id just kill him and hide the evidence 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? no 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? trident and net 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? sure 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? yup. i could use that money 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? the first... ow.... 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? the hospital 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? a mp3 player, a portable tv. thats all that'd fit. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. C 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? he wouldn't bomb it. hed capture osama alive 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? no 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how? naah. i don't really care that much 16.Which of the following monsters scares |
| Whisperer 31.05.2004 16:37 |
1. No idea 2. Yes 3. The Bible 4. No 5. No 6. Two swords 7. Of course 8. Of course 9. No idea 10. Father's prison, of course 11. No idea 12. Wembley 13. No, even if there were no kids 14. Sure 15. No 16. Zombies 17. Modern Talking - You're My Heart, You're My Soul (don't kill me, i'm serious) 18. Sure 19. Sure 20. For eternity |
| Bob The Shrek 31.05.2004 17:43 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? Shrek! 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? Not a chance. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? The History of World War II 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? Not now - 60 years too late. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? No, I assume I was drunk and forget about it. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? No guns...dammit....sword & shield 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? I would return it. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? Yes - he is quite capable of dropping himself in the shit. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? Whip 'em off - I'd rather live! 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? Children's Hospital 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? Cigarettes, a change of clothes, a lighter & lighter fuel, a decent knife, Ray Mear's Book on Survival 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. B - I was a crap goal scorer so it would be nice to take the honours for once. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? Yes, it's worth the risk. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? Probably - I have seen them on video. 15. You come |
| Janet 31.05.2004 17:56 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as I would wear Liz Taylor's Cleopatra costume. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? Depends on who was doing the offering ;-) 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? The Wheel of Fortune by Susan Howatch 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? No. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? Yes, any and everyone! 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? Short sword and shield. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? No. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? Nope, and I would rat him out as soon as I could. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? Take the 1 in 5 chance. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? Local children's hospital 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? a toothbrush, soap, a decent knife, a first aid kit, and my glasses. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. C. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? If I knew where he was, I'd kill him myself. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? Never. 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you |
| The Black Queen 31.05.2004 18:12 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? -Bjork. *snicker* 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? -nope. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? -Probably... the Chinese slang dictionary. Serves those little guard bastards right to be cursed at in Chinese. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? -Sure would! Dirty bloody bastard, but in my little hick town he'd probably be famous and everyone would have him signing autographs. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? -Hell no. Not because of the embarassment but because I wouldn't want to relive the moment. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? -Sword and sheild. I'm a sucker for heavy blood and gore. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? -Not only would I keep it, I would probably buy something else and hope the daft old bag would give me a 50 next time around. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? -I would except it and tell everyone anyways. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? -Ermmmm I dunno.... 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? -Children's hospital. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? 5 favourite Queen cd's, 2 Pink Floyd cd's, 2 Led Zep cd's and walkman; cell phone; collapsable guitar. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. -Definately A! 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school i |
| Wreckage 31.05.2004 18:18 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as Don Corleone. I need a decent suit 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? On the condition that no photography or videtaping is allowed. You know, to prevent future blackmailing 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking. After five years I'd probably begin to understand it and thus fell like a right smartypants. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? No. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? No. I think everyone would have heard it all before. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? Net and trident, and hope my opponent uses Kevin Keegan like tactics. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? No. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? Yes. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? Whip em off. They shan't be missed anyway 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? Local children's hospital 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? Three full Ipods, one pair of glasses and some sort of portable stove 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. A. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? Absotively yes. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watc |
| dragonzflame 01.06.2004 00:01 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? >>something Victorian - justcause I'd love to wear one of them dresses! 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? >>As long as you plied me with enough free alcohol beforehand, absolutely 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? >>Chocolat by Joanne Harris 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? >>Nah - I'd feel a bit funny about it but let's face it, that had always been in his past, the only difference is now I know about it. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? >>Yep, the Sun or some shite would be bound to pay me big money for the story especially if I tell them I had sex with one of hte aliens too. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? >>The short sword and shield. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? >>No. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? >>Tough one...I'd accept it but I'd have to explain how I got the money somehow. And I know it would make my boyfriend laugh his socks off so I might have to tell him but swear him to secrecy. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? >>I'll go with the op thanks. 1 in 5 is still 20%. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? >>Gaahh...the children's hospital. But surely both these places should be equipped with sprinkler systems? 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? >>Sunscreen CD collection Discman Sleeping bag Lots of underwear 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sel |
| fat-bottomed girl 05.06.2004 15:04 |
1. I'd go as Magenta from da rocky horror picture show! 2. Totally- dya know how many Queen CD's you can buy with that? 3. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde 4. No- I'm sure he'd already feel pretty guilty! 5. No 6. Sword and shield!!! I'm a sucker for swords (a la Lord of The Rings!!!) 7. Yup (blush) 8. No- lots of $$$- anyway, with Jacko as a dad the kid would probably be better of as a puddle of goo on the sidewalk! 9. i'd go for the 1 in 5! 10. to fetch my dad! he played me my first queen song!! 11. CD player, Queen CD's (do they count as one?) batteries, sketch pad and pencils 12.A!!! alas my singing leaves a lot to be desired!! 13. nope 14. nope again- have you read a Tale of Two Cities? 15. he can do what he likes with the flag! 16. Wolfman!! 17. Freddie!!!! 18. No- coz if I lived I'd have to kill myself 19. Hey- live an let live 20. Long enough to type this out!!! |
| MexQueenFM 06.06.2004 17:10 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? JAMES BOND OUTFIT 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? OF COURSE 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? HMM, LOTR 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? NOPE, HE'LL DIE AND HE WILL BE JUDGED 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? HMM, YES 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? SHORT SWORD AND SHIELD 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? YES 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? YES 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? OPERATION 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? A MAGAZINE, CD PLAYER, CD CASE, BATTERIES (LOTS) 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. B 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? I WOULD TELL HIM 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? NO 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how? HMM, A BAT WOULD COME IN HANDY 16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most? A. Dracula B. The Wolfman C. Frankenstein's Monster D. Zombies B 17.Which artist |
| deleted user 06.06.2004 17:47 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? *some one from Clash of The Titans* 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? *Yes* 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? *Don't know....Something from Terry Goodkind* 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? *No* 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? *Yes* 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? *Short sword and shield* 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? *Yes* 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? *Yes* 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? *Assurance of life* 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? *children's hospital* 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? *Fishing pole-book-guitar-a book to keep track of my life on the island* 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. *A* 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? *No* 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? *No* 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how? *No* 16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most? A. Dracula B. The Wolfman C. Frankenstein's Monster D. Zombies *D* |
| TheMiracle 07.06.2004 00:21 |
1. I always liked that yellow gown Kate Hudson wore in How To Lose A Guy In 10 days 2. probably 3. Playgirl 4. If he was sorry about it then i probably wouldn't. 5. Those closest to me 6. trident and net 7. yes 8. yes, then i'd tell people that he tried to bribe me 9. damn that sucks, i don't know 10. kids 11. Music/CDs, laptop (with wireless internet and plenty of battery life), pictures of family and friends, hygiene necessities, and a stapler 12. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final 13. no 14. probably 15. pish, i could care less about the american flag these days but if i did i'd beat the shit out of him 16. D. Zombies 17.Which artist would you have liked to see at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert and what song would you have liked them to perform? Brand New, "Love Of My Life." 18. yes 19. With a swastika, fuck no. I'd slap the shit out of my son or daughter and tell them i raised them better than to date assholes like that 20. it'd take a while :-) |
| Holly2003 11.06.2004 05:38 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? MICHAEL CANE IN "ZULU" 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? WHY NOT? 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? IF THE RELATIVES OF THOSE JEWS WRE STILL LOOKING FOR HIM, THEN YES I WOULD. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? NO. THEY'D THINK WE WERE MAD 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? TRIDENT. IF ONLY TO DO MY RUPRECKT IMPRESSION FROM DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? NO 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? NO. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? A BOLLOCK TRANSPLANT 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? YOU'RE A ROTTEN BASTARD FATTY. THE PRISON. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? TOOTHBRUSH. BINOCULARS. AN AMUSING HAT. MATCHES. RADIO. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. SCORING THE WINNING GOAL FOR NORTHERN IRELAND AGAINST ENGLAND. JIMMY HILL, YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? NO. THE YANKS WOULD PROBABLY FRIENDLY FIRE THE BRITISH TROOPS STATIONED 5 MILES AWAY. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch |
| rhapsody__87 12.06.2004 20:46 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? --I would wear Gucci. A black Gucci dress, hands down. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? --Nooo, I still respect myself. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? --Aw fuck. Um. "Little Women" - the book is so damn long it takes 5 years to read. Or the 5th Harry Potter book... Maybe the full version of Don Quixote... in SPANISH. Oh boy. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? --Since I'm Jewish I'd be extremely offended and I wouldn't have those Christmas gifts and he wouldn't be nice to me so this situation is not -mine-. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? --Eeeeww. I would but they'd think I'm gone. Why do people always associate aliens with anal probes? EW. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? --Violence is NOT the answer. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? --NO! It's charity! 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? --I'd accept it but still tell people. HEL-LO! I'd also report him to DYFUS because nobody should ever dangle a baby. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? --Ummm... 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? --FUCK. Children's hospital -- I'm sure the father knows how to escape. And what's with the one fire engine? And ALL the fires? That's SKETCH. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? --Stereo system, batteries, cd wallet with ALL my CDs, a toothbrush, and my cell phone. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning |
| Munchsack 14.10.2005 10:39 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? FREDDIE MERCURY 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? YES I WOULD 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? MERCURY AND ME 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? NO 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? NO 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? SHORT SWORD AND SHIELD 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? YES 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? YES 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? NO. 2 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? PRISON 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? 60 GB i-Pod WITH ALL MY MUSIC PC SO I CAN POST ON QZ PSP AND GAMES 42" TV ALL MY DVDS 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. A 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? NO BECAUSE CHANCES ARE THAT ARSEHEAD WOULD BUGGER HIS INFORMATION UP AND BOMB MY SCHOOL. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? DEPENDS WHO 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how? KICK HIM UP THE ARSE 16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most? A. Dracula B. The Wolfman C. Frankenstein's Monster D. |
| bitesthedust 14.10.2005 12:48 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad & The Ugly 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? yes...but whether I'd do it is another matter xD 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? Mayfair 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? No 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? No 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? Sword & Shield 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? Yes 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? Dunno...probably 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? The op. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? Children's hospital 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? Queen CD, Foo Fighters CD, Book, CD Walkman, Wallet 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. A 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? Yes 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? No 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national flag. He's only five foot tall and a skinny wee bugger to boot. Would you admonish him and if so, how? Kick his arse 16.Which of the following monsters scares you the most? A. Dracula B. The Wolfman C. Frankenstein's Monster |
| Farlander 14.10.2005 15:57 |
Oh...what the heck.
fatty wrote: 1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?Someone who wears a hooded cloak. I don't care who - hooded cloaks are just awesome. 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?No. Not for any amount of money. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?Well, the Bible. You probably already get one of those there, though. So if that doesn't count, I'd say Lord of the Rings, which does count as one book, despite being in three volumes. If for some reason I could only have one of the volumes, then Fellowship of the Ring. 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?It depends on the law. If he could still be tried for his crimes, then yes. Otherwise, probably not. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?Yes, though I might be questioning my own sanity if that happened, in which case no. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?I guess the short sword and shield because I'm more familiar with them. Not that it matters, since I'd be killed instantly. Unless I had been trained as a galadiator...in which case I'd be able to make a more informed choice of weapons. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?No. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?Yes, if I thought it was truly an accident and unlikely to happen again. Otherwise, no. 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?The one that ensures my survival. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine?Depends on where there are more people and the likely casualties. All else being equal, the childrens' hospital. 11. You are going to be |
| ..Aymz.. 14.10.2005 16:23 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? - Mary Poppins!lol! Soz i have a Mary Poppins obsession at the mo-long story!lol! 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? - Not really. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? -Probs the biggest Harry Potter book in the world!lol! 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? -No that'd be mean. If having known him for all my life. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? -No-one would believe me!lol! 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? -Sword 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? -Yeh!lol! 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? -Yes 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? -I'd take the op. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? -Hospital.Your dad is wrong anyway he may surivive. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? - Hair straighteners, mobile phone, my boyfriend[he's small anyways!lol!]mini portable tv and my ipod. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards. -Probably B. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? -Yes. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? -No way i don't do blood and guts. 15. You come across a man in the street wiping his shitty arse on your national |
| deleted user 15.10.2005 14:06 |
fatty wrote: 1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as?I would go as Jim Carrey 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it?Nah I wouldn't do that. 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years?Euhm, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone?No I wouldn't tell anyone. But I would annoy him as hell. 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone?Yes I would. 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net?the trident and net. 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it?No I couldn't take it. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it?Yeah, I would accept it. Michael could share some :P 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for?hm..., I should think about it. 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take?a TV, a DVD player, a laptop, collection of DVD's and a collection of playboys. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. B. Scoring the winning goal in a World Cup Final C. Accepting an Oscar at the Academy Awards.A, without a doubt :D 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside?I wouldn't t |
| Rockyuk 15.10.2005 14:24 |
1. If you were invited to a fancy dress party and your outfit was being made by a top hollywood costumer, who/what would you go as? - Pirate 2. If you were offered £10,000 to perform a strip-tease (this applies to men & women and it's the full monty) would you consider it? - Hell yea, its not hard ot get me naked... 3. Your going to jail for 5 years and can take one book with you. You can't take omnibus editions or collected works so what single book could you stand to read over and over again for five years? - LOTR, its long 4. Your next door neighbour is a kindly old gentleman of 85 years. He has lived next door to you all your life, he looked after you as a child when your mum and dad went out for the evening and told you fantastic stories about the olden days. He always gives you a card and a wee gift on your birthday and at Christmas. Now that he's getting on a bit you keep an eye on him and make sure he's ok and you enjoy visiting him for a cup of tea and a chat a couple of times a week. Then one day he tells you that he was a Nazi during WW2 and was responsible for the death of thousands of jews in concentration camps. Would you tell anyone? - Wouldnt spread it around on purpose 5. You're walking home from the pub one night when all of a sudden you find yourself bathed in blue light and you are being sucked up into a flying saucer. An anal probe later you are back on the sreet again. Would you tell anyone? - No 6. If you were a gladiator in Roman times, what weapons would you choose. The short sword and sheild or the trident and net? - Sword + Shield 7. If you bought something in a charity shop and the daft old women behind the counter gave you an extra £10 in your change, would you keep it? - I wouldnt be in a charity shop anyway, and I doubt id notice until later on. If I did notice straight away I would, but if id moved off before noticing I wouldnt boher going back. 8. You're taking a stroll one day when you hear a baby crying. The sound is coming from above and as you look up you see Michael Jackson dangling his baby from the window of a hotel. The baby slips and falls towards the ground. Luckily you catch the baby and it is unharmed. Michael comes downstairs, thanks you for saving his baby and offers you £1 million as a reward on the condition that you don't tell anyone. Would you accept it? - Of Course 9. You contract a rare disease of the genitals. If doctors remove your genitals they assure you that you will live. On the other hand you can opt for an operation that only has a 1 in 5 chance of success. What op do you go for? - 1/5 10. You are the radio controller of a small fire station that only has one fire engine. You get a call saying that two fires have broken out on opposite ends of the town. One fire is at the local children's hospital. The other fire is at the local prison where your father is serving a one year sentence for tax fraud. Where do you send the fire engine? - Depends how much I like my dad at the time, probabluy jail though. 11. You are going to be marooned on a remote desert island. There is a fresh water supply and food is not a problem but you are only allowed to take 5 things with you and they must fit into a small rucksack. What will you take? - Rope - Glue - File - Saw - Fold up sail :)Id make myself a boat. 12. Which of the following moments of glory would you prefer? A. Performing a rock concert in front of a sell out crowd at Wembley Stadium. 13. If you knew that Osama Bin Laden was hiding in the attic of a school in Afghanistan would you tell George Bush, knowing full well that he would bomb the school even if there were kids inside? - No, id never help bush,the chances of me being taken seriously and getting contact with Bush are extreamly low anyway. 14. If public hangings were brought back would you watch one? - I wouldnt go out of my way to watch it. 15. You come ac |
| hauntofroulettedares 09.02.2012 12:44 |
1. Freddie Mercury circa 77 in his black and white harlequin leotard. 2. For that amount of money, I wouldn't even hesitate lol. 3. I wouldn't bring a book...probably a journal, since I love to write. 4. No...I'm not gonna hold something against someone that happened over 60 years ago, no matter how terrible it is. People make mistakes. 5. Of course!!! And then I'd do everything I could to get my story on tv, in the papers, wherever I could to reap the benefits. Even if it meant people knowing about the anal prob incident, at least I'd make some money off of it!!! :-D 6. Trident and net. 7. Probably not...I wouldn't want her to get fired for her register being short 10 bucks. 11. cellphone, iPad, journal, blanket, and my dog (I'd make it all fit dammit!!! :-P) 12. Definately performing at Wembley. 13. Yes, even though the experience of talking to Bush would likely be mind-numbing. 14. No way! I'd be scarred for life. No amount of therapy would ever be able to get that image out of my head. 15. No, I'd applaud him. 16. Definitely zombies. 17. Muse performing "Bohemian Rhapsody" 18. I suppose... :-[ |
| Micrówave 10.02.2012 15:46 |
Holy cow. 7 years worth of threads and this is the one you pick? |
| catqueen 10.02.2012 16:50 |
1. Elisabeth Bennett (yes, that is incredibly sad lol) 2. I'd like to say no, absolutely not, but... i can say probably not... 3. Bible, unless that counts as a collection? 4. Probably would tell someone close to me, think it'd upset me -- but i wouldn't tell in a gossipy way i hope. 5. i'd tell my doctor lol 6. short sword and shield 7. not if i noticed 8. um... i could agree, if there were other ppl around to report it! 9. they can remove female genitals? 10. children's hospital -- i'm assuming my supervisor might have words with me if not 11. laptop, spare shoes, chocolate, sun lotion, blanket/pillow 12. rock concert 13. no 14. no 15. no 16. wolfman 17. Freddie, and anything 18. dunno, hope not 19. couldnt see the question 20. coundn't see the question |