As the more observant of you may have noticed (fat chance), me and my good pal and fellow two-time 'QueenZoner Of The Year' winner Sir Archie Leach, the old rascal, are off to Amsterdam this Friday for a good old fashioned knees-up Dutch style, and I don't mean tulips and clogs.
I'll just let you catch your breath after that unnecessarily long sentence.
Suffice to say, our knees will not be the only thing in the 'up' position over the weekend.
Not looking forward to the flight though, it just ain't natural. Always a nervous flyer is poor Flashy. The old iron-bird in the sky. 'Brace yourselves, she's off!'. Gripping onto the chair arms in sheer terror, checking the faces of the hostesses, making sure they're not shitting themselves. That ain't Flashy's cup of hash-cake. Put a tame piece of totty in front of me, or even a feisty one, and my hand is steady and sure. The odds are in my favour you see: I'm in control and let's face it, what bit of skirt in their right mind could turn down old Flash? Not many, I dare say. Some of them are nuts, mind. You know who you are.
But stick me in a plane and watch my innards quiver and hear my bowels quake. It becomes distressing for everyone.
Anyroad, I've lost my thread now. Oh aye, Amster-damn my eyes!
So anyone got any tips? I fancy a bit of Swedish myself.
I've damned them plenty Lester, you old ruffian.
By the way, would you like me to put in a good word for you with that iGSM sort? A word from Flashy is worth two in the bush, they reckon.
Psyche Star
Royalty
posted 3/24/2004 10:02:33 PM
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I hope you catch a social disease you rottern heartless bastard. Go fuck yourself!!
Oh my God. Erm, well I don't know has gone on to make Psyche Star say that but....that's not very attractive.
Go to the Banana Bar, you'll enjoy it. Psyche Star (aka Bunny Boiler) is bitter and twisted and a little disturbed. One of these "love me, love me LOVE ME" kind of people if you don't "love her" she throws her dolly out of the pram.
I shall indeed visit the Banana Bar and I will have one in your honour Banquo, my lad.
It ain't a gay bar, is it?
I don't need fellers turning me down as well as women.
Toodle pip old chums.
If I should end up with my finger in a dyke indefinitely I hope you'll remember your old cohort Archie and think he wasn't a bad chap, pretensions of grandeur maybe, but a good sort nonetheless.
Okay Flashy, old bean. Just drop the keys through my letterbox on your way to Holland, I'll make sure this place is locked up and everyone is in bed by 10pm.
Dear Lisser
For the record there are some rather infantile folk here who enjoy nothing more than a good bit of pack mentality and hound on anyone that one or other of the tribe leaders feel need a kicking.
Sadly it's rather like watching a mad max film sometimes, anyway take what they have told you about Psyche Star with a pinch of salt, she was treated extremely poorly by several people and although I'm sure she'd be the first to admit she doesn't suffer fools gladly, she didn't deserve the kicking she got.
That being said you will find a lot of genuine folk here that like to have sensible and intelligent discussions about Queen and life, they just take a bit of finding.
Enjoy QZ before it explodes!
Bah, Lester! Getting your Commie friends to help you, eh? Well I've certainly killed my share of Commies..well..not really. I stepped on a cockroach once..that's sort of like a Red, no?
Thanks for the explanation Togg. I knew it had to be something pretty bad to make someone say that. It is hard for me to understand though I suppose, bc I can't think of anything that anyone could say to me on a notice board that would get me that upset. To each his own though. Catch me on a PMS day in person though, and you might wish you weren't born!! ;)
Only a joke of course. *feels the need to say that bc you guys don't know me*
Stick around honey, before long someones bound to say something that gets you more than just hot under the collar, believe me I've seen Nuns turn into Hell Fire over here.
But I don't want to be scaring u Mahahahahaha. ;-)