| Flashman 10.01.2007 06:26 |
So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings? Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet? Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please. |
| thomasquinn 32989 10.01.2007 06:55 |
Flashman wrote: So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings? Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet? Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please."Take me to your leader" "Speaking." |
| Flashman 10.01.2007 07:17 |
I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'. |
| Raf 10.01.2007 07:24 |
If the aliens actually arrived here speaking English, then I suppose they would've already assumed the "leader" would be the president of US, or the Prime Minister of UK. |
| thomasquinn 32989 10.01.2007 07:35 |
Flashman wrote: I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you. Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it. |
| great king rat 1138 10.01.2007 08:17 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Children, children, children... behave. Up until Christmas day, I would have directed them to James Brown, but now I think it would have to be Mr BB King. Or maybe Lemmy if the alien looked a bit dodgy - that would scare the little green buggers off!Flashman wrote: I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.I know. That's why I didn't refer the alien to you. Come to think of it, if I did, he'd vaporize the planet. And have a good excuse for it. |
| Eviltwin 10.01.2007 08:49 |
I'd give them my vibrator. |
| Lisser 10.01.2007 09:07 |
Bob the Shrek. |
| magicalfreddiemercury 10.01.2007 09:10 |
It depends - is there a gleam of evil intent in its eyes... or eye? |
| Mayboy 10.01.2007 09:41 |
Vote Flashy for leader! |
| Dances With Freddie 10.01.2007 10:24 |
Keith Richards. he's immortal. |
| goodco 11.01.2007 01:24 |
"My wife's not home right now, can I take a message?" |
| Sonia Doris 11.01.2007 04:49 |
Mel Brooks :D |
| Mr Mercury 11.01.2007 06:18 |
Lisser wrote: Bob the Shrek.I second that lol Imagine Bob running the world - what a cracking place it would be lol!! |
| deleted user 11.01.2007 22:22 |
Flashman wrote: I said 'Leader, not 'Cock'.- *giggles* |
| Dan C. 11.01.2007 22:46 |
You know, I think Bob is a good choice as well. One more vote for the Shrek. |
| deleted user 11.01.2007 23:07 |
Flashman wrote: So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings? Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet? Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.John Deacon? |
| kimmithee 12.01.2007 11:28 |
QZ is the leader! |
| Serry... 12.01.2007 11:41 |
Steve |
| Donna13 12.01.2007 16:24 |
<font color= red>Sinners wrote:That made me laugh.Flashman wrote: So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings? Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet? Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.John Deacon? But I was thinking more along the lines of the most charming person on earth. George Clooney maybe? When he is in Italy at his lake house. Give the alien some pasta and wine, a nice full moon reflecting on the lake, some soft music (You Don't Fool Me, Those Pretty Eyes, That Sexy Smile...), a light breeze and George Clooney to smile at him and make clever comments about everything the alien says. It works on Brad Pitt et al. |
| Lisser 12.01.2007 17:13 |
I love your posts Donna!! They always make me smile. |
| The prophet's song 12.01.2007 18:03 |
Brian Tamaki! He'll have them in jumpsuits running down Queen Street screaming "enough is enough" before you can blink. Well I can recall him saying once that by 2008 the Destiny Party would be ruling NZ, but who am I kidding, I'd just love to see some Aliens zap him with lasers or something |
| deleted user 12.01.2007 23:53 |
Donna13 wrote:isnt John charming?<font color= red>Sinners wrote:That made me laugh. But I was thinking more along the lines of the most charming person on earth. George Clooney maybe? When he is in Italy at his lake house. Give the alien some pasta and wine, a nice full moon reflecting on the lake, some soft music (You Don't Fool Me, Those Pretty Eyes, That Sexy Smile...), a light breeze and George Clooney to smile at him and make clever comments about everything the alien says. It works on Brad Pitt et al.Flashman wrote: So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings? Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet? Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please.John Deacon? |
| Bob The Shrek 13.01.2007 10:10 |
I can work on a speach welcoming our intergalactic traveller to Earth, the friendliest, most accomodating, multicultural, tolerant planet in the solar system - unless he arrives next Friday, then the 3 eyed foreign little fuck can wait because I'm going out for Chinese ;-) |
| Lisser 13.01.2007 10:19 |
I love Chinese!!!! Bring me home a doggy bag please. :) Woof woof |
| Brimon 13.01.2007 18:25 |
If I ruled the world Every day would be the first day of spring Every heart would have a new song to sing And we sing of the joy every morning would bring If I ruled the world Every man would be as free as a bird Every voice should be a voice to be heard Take my word We would treasure each day that occurred My world would be a beautiful place, Where we would weave such wonderful dreams My world would wear a smile on its face Like the man in the moon has when the moon beams If I ruled the world Every man would say the world was my friend There'd be happiness that no man could end No my friend Not if I ruled the world. Every head would be held up high There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky If the day ever dawned when I ruled the world |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 13.01.2007 18:53 |
Dances With Freddie wrote: Keith Richards. he's immortal.immoral yes immortal no :-] |
| write your letters in the sand 13.01.2007 18:57 |
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote:Brilliant!Flashman wrote: So, if an alien landed and introduced himself with that immortal line, who would you suggest as the Leader of the Earthlings? Dubya? The Dalai Lama? The Pope? Bill Gates? David Beckham? Rupert Murdoch? Bob The Shrek? Who exactly is in charge of this planet? Your witty/insightful/smart-ass thoughts please."Take me to your leader" "Speaking." |
| write your letters in the sand 13.01.2007 19:03 |
joxerthemighty wrote:Au contraire: According to Del Preston, Keith can't be killed by conventional weapons. Evidently coconut palms don't work either.Dances With Freddie wrote: Keith Richards. he's immortal.immoral yes immortal no :-] |
| Dan C. 13.01.2007 21:57 |
joxerthemighty wrote:I don't know... He's what? 400?Dances With Freddie wrote: Keith Richards. he's immortal.immoral yes immortal no :-] [EDIT]Damn! Someone beat me to the punch! |