I know this is a tad late but did anybody have an interesting Christmas do this year. I only write this at such a late hour because mine was tonight but I couldn't be arsed going.
Anybody had fisticuffs with their boss or banged the boss' wife in the toilets? (Sorry that was crude).
Or perhaps got absolutely leathered and made a right tit out of themselves like I usually do?
Don't be shy tell us a tale.
Lowest moment : Dancing to Cheeky Girls, including shaking of arse, in front of all my workmates. They weren't laughing with me!
Best moment : Walking across the dancefloor, on my way to pass out in bed, I let loose (I think I'd been eating peppers). That stopped 'em laughing!
My head over a toilet projecting never-ending vomit all over the place. Not one of my best moments. This years, I mean last years was pretty tame, a couple of drinks in Preston then home for 11pm.
I was in such good spirits this Yuletide, that I gave all my staff Christmas morning off. Unpaid of course.
The good news is that I coped so well whilst I was on my own (apart from one small fire, which could have happened to anyone) that I decided that four of 'em needn't bother coming back at all. With the saving I'll make, I think I'll treat myself to a beano in Amsterdam this spring. Get myself a pass down the red-light district.
Happy New Year!