As I mentioned it's my birthday Saturday and I will be turning 17. So I just thought it might be fun to post what you would give me if you were buying me a present and maybe what you would give someone else as well! Let me just say right now that I would give Flashman some plaid knee socks (with legs in them) lol!
deleted user 16.03.2004 15:05
I would give you Scottish Heather, and some violin strings. Happy b.day early :)
I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex.
And as an extra present, you get the cake that is inside the stove.
:p
"I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex."
i would do the same, i hate people that think about sex 24/7 *whistling*
"I would chain you to the stove...until you would get your mind on to something that DOESN'T have to do with sex.
And as an extra present, you get the cake that is inside the stove.
:p"
ROTFLMAO!!! Brilliant...
I promise I don't think about sex all the time! I also love cake and music (duh) and Scotland and lots of other things and the only reason you guys think I do is because all the peeps on queenzone are so perverted as to bring out the worst in me! *looks at MexQueen accusingly*
ps I would give you a steamer miss james lol
Oh, so you're completely innocent then? Sorry, but I think you've got enough power in ya to not let all those other perverted peeps make you think about sex all the time and bring the worst out of you.
And thanks for the steamer. ;^)
To Miss James: I did not say I am completely innocent, I just don't think about sex all the time. After all it is hard to always think about something you have never done or come close to doing! ...you're welcome. Steamers come in handy. You should buy one!
To MexQueenFM: Oh sure, you've reformed, I see. So have I! I hearby swear that I will not say the word "sex" on here for an entire week! Just to prove it!
I know the perfect present for you...
A Franken-Furter blow up doll with enhanced genitalia.
P.S. What kind of "steamers" are you guys talking about? I hope it's not what I'm thinking.
I understand what you're saying, Queenleaf. However I also recognize how you're using Queenzone as your outlet to talk about sex more often than not. But whatever, hope the cake tastes good. ;^)
"To MexQueenFM: Oh sure, you've reformed, I see. So have I! I hearby swear that I will not say the word "sex" on here for an entire week! Just to prove it!"
Good! i wouldn't last a day....
What would the present be?? Hm, lets see....;)) Would a lazing on a sand beach on our beautiful Adriatic sea do? And all our guys from QZ could serve you, and Mex would probably volunteer to do a stiptease for you when ever you want:))
nice, little_queenie! :) I'm sorry if I talk about the s word too much but hey I can't talk about it at home I mean come on I have no siblings or friends that come to my house and you really don't expect me to mention it to my parents :)