| -fatty- 2850 25.05.2004 08:09 |
This seemed like fun so I'm doing it again. 1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? 20.Which of the following would you prefer? A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. C. Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen. fatty. |
| Spiderleg Synthia 25.05.2004 09:08 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? Hmmmmm... probably not, but maybe if I really hated them 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? H-E double hockey sticks baby :) 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? no, it's still tasteless and inhumane. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? I'm used to it here, but I'd convince them to give the chance to someone else. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Angelina Jolie 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Yes 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? Tiger 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Yes (would use pantyliners) 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? Don't know, but I suspect not a lot. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? C. Gosh that was a no brainer. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. ? The second option I guess. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? confess. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. Sell it, definately. It's her own stupid fault for shagging a horse. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? LA, and do the whole cock rock tourist thing; Memphis, New Orleans, and finally the Queen fan pilgramage to London. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Phone the fire brigade. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? No, I'd try to convince them otherwise. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author A 19. If someone attacked a member of yo |
| Daburcor? 25.05.2004 09:09 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? -Hell yes. In a heartbeat. That bitch... 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? -Take away the sex and drugs and let me focus on the Rock & Roll, and HELL YEAH! 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? -Yes. That'll show those furry bastards... 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? -No. I like my friends and some of my family as well. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? -It would have to be animnated... I'm a chunker. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? -No. I want it to be a surprise! 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? -No questions asked. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? -A tiger! They're so cool! 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? -UGH! NO! That's nasty! 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? -Exactly 25%. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? -That's easy! Brian! At least he has a special skill. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. -I'd fight for a while, Then the bullet. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? -I'd fight it as much as humanly possible! 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. -LMAO!!! How could you NOT!? 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? -I would go a to a bunch of different places and buy some REALLY cool stuff from each place. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? -The first two... A man can change. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? -Yes. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. A |
| Freddie-B 25.05.2004 10:09 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? No. I haven't got a right lot of dirt to dish anyway, but what happened before they were famous is up to them, they hadn't given their privacy rights over to the press at that stage. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Well, if hell is sex and rock-n-roll for ever, then yeah I'd rather go there. If I took enough drugs I'd think I was floating on a cloud playing a harp anyway. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? No, probably not. I think it looks tacky anyway. If crocodiles outnumbered us 10-1 I'd get me some new shoes! 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? Only if I could leave a note of some sort explaning where I had gone, and that if my family took enough drugs in hell they could come visit me. If I couldn't tell me ma, then I'd stay here. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Well, Brad Pitt. No. Someone once said Matt Damon-I'll go with that, or Lance Bass from *NSYNC. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Yep, so long as I had over a year. Suppose I wouldn't know that. Hmmm. I'd risk it. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes, I don't need them both. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A cat. What a life. Sleep, get up, get fussed, get fed, play with some string, go to sleep. Genius. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Probably would take more than that. But I'd have a go, except I wouldn't be able to afford to lose! 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? I dunno, £2million? Possibly even £4m if I'm feeling friendly. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Brian May, he's done more for me than the other two. I know he didn't do it specifically for me, but he worked hard to produce a large body of music that I enjoy listening to, so he'd get it. I'd forgive him for Dancer. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. I'd fight damit! I'd fight till there was nothing left of me to fight with. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Maintain my innocence, I'd like to think. In reality, it depends on the scale and nature of the crime. If it was bum rape of pensioners and the whole world knew about it, I'd take 200 years in prison than admit to it, but if it was stealing a crunchie from that dickhead shop-keeper down my ro |
| pma 25.05.2004 10:40 |
1. Depends really on how the relationship ended. Bad terms, I'd dish the dirt. Good, might feel slight guilt, but still do it. 2. Yep, hell for me then. 3. No, it doesn't look good on me anyway. 4. No, if I had to stay there. 5. Erhm...Eddie Murphy... 6. No. 7. I'm too selfish to donate a kidney. 8. Lion 9. Nope. 10. If I'd be in a good mood, I'd donate a few million. 11. Brian May, geez, picking between these 3 twats. One of them atleast used to do music that brought me joy, other two.. nothing :-P 12. Fight 13. Maintain my innocence. Then again, this all would depend on what the crime was. 14. Absolutely. 15. I can't possibly pick one location. 16. Phone the fire brigade, of course. 17. Nope, not really. I'd however let them know just excatly how I feel about their activities in such organizations.... .........................by hugging them. 18. Songwriter 19. Inform the police. If they do nothing, form a lynchmob and go get them then. 20. Dinosaurs. |
| The Mir@cle 25.05.2004 10:42 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? Yes, offcourse. There's a reason why she's my ex (-; 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Give me hell :-q 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? Nope 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? I don't think so. Aliens are ugly!!! 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Tom Hanks I think 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Well, I one million is a lot of money. I think I would take it. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes, I'm not an egoist it all. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A Dog... be tickled the whole day 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? No, ugh!! 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? 1/2 I think?? Isn't that enough?? 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Easy one... Brian May!!! By the Way, Bush may jump with us (without a parachute) 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight for servival till death.... for sure!! 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Can you do anything?? I don't think so! 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. I think the Britisch royal family will offer more money to avoid that the tabloids get the tape. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? I think I trafel through whole Europa... Barcelona, Londen, Paris 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? I will attempt to rescue him and help him finding a new home. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? No Way! 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter |
| CatGurl14 25.05.2004 10:48 |
1. Nope, I'm not that kind person to do this. 2. The rock'n'roll part of hell is tempting but no I'm not into drugs and sex. 3. I don't wear fur now so I defintely wouldn't wear it if minks outnumbered me. 4. If aliens landed in my back garden I think a few people would see it since I live in sort of a suburb type place in my town. I don't think I'd go though, I'd miss my friends and *cough* most of my family a bit much. 5. hmm probably Kirsten Dunst or however her name is spelled cause we're both short blondes. 6. If the date was far enough in the future for me to get things ready before it happend, I'd probably consider it. 7. Yeah, I'm a good person I guess. 8. A cat, I've always been intrigued by their lives and how simple they can be. 9. no that's unsanitary! :S 10. a lot of money, don't really know a def. amount, but definitely more than $5,000 11. Brian May because I don't really know directly how the Queen has influenced my life in the USA and Dubya has just caused too many problems in my opinion to help him. 12. I'd fight a little I guess but I wouldn't kill myself. 13. It depends on the crime that I "didn't do." 14. No, I think Princess Diana was a good person and I don't think her reputation should be tarnished after death. 15. Do I have to go to just one place? Cause there's quite a few places I wanna go to like England, Scotland, N.Ireland, a lot of the US states, Greece, Canada. 16. I'd call the fire brigade and get them to help him. 17. I'd first confront my mother/father about the card and then more than likely not hold them in high regard cause those types of organizations are not something I believe it and will never believe in them. 18. D. Author because for about 8 years I've been really passionate about writing, I hope to be published nationally at least once whether it be a short story or a full length novel. 19. I'd take the law in to my own hands, the police in my town aren't the best ones in the world and plus it's my family! I care about them more than the police probably do. 20. D because seeing Freddie's house I think would be way to sad and as long as it was just Brian Roger and John, I think the show would be worth it. |
| chancelloramethyst 25.05.2004 10:51 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? Hell, yeah! 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Isn't that the way it is? 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? I think I'd be a closet fur wearer, in that case... 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? Nah. The world needs that shit to be interesting. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Bugs Bunny. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? I need the money so, yes. Then I'd rely on my crap memory to forget. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? It's fun to be a hero, but I'd be reminding them day in and day out. You never see that on Oprah or what have you--man's life is saved and the person who saved him is ridin' his ass hardcore. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? MONGOOSE! 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Yes, but I wouldn't tell anyone! 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? None. I gave them the ticket money, after all. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Brian. But damn I'd lord it over him... I'm feeling very control freak today. If he didn't shag me for it I'd demand a song--and a good one! None of that Back to the Light or Thank God it's Christmas crap 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight! Whose going to convict you or judge you for slaying a few zombies! It's kick ass time! 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Dammit, I killed him!! It was me!!! One year with Bubba and the soap doesn't quite seem as bad as ten. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. I love money and I'd shop around to see who'd pay more--I'm a tactical genius, after all. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? Brian or Roger's house...er, prolly...London or Austraillia, I suppose. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire |
| Plengel 25.05.2004 11:26 |
"5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? " Dolph Lundgren |
| MexQueenFM 25.05.2004 12:24 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? - Of course 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? - Hell 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? - No 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? - Nope 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? - Nobody's ugly enough to play me 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? - Of course 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? - Yes 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? - A Panther 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? - I would 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? - 50 % 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? - C 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. - Fight for survival 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? - Confess 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. - No 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? - Ibiza 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? - Phone the fire brigade 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? - of course I would, I would be really disappointed in them 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author - C 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? - In the US, tell the police, in My country, kill the bastard 20.Which of the following would you prefer? A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jura |
| deleted user 25.05.2004 12:30 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? - Nope, I have good relationships with my past boyfriends. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? - If I don't take part in sex and drugs on earth, why in the world would I condemn myself to eternal hell just for that? I'll take Heaven, thanks. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? - And risk getting red paint thrown on me? 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? - No, I wouldn't want to leave my family or friends. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? - I have no idea. I'm sure they'd cast some annoying person like Mandy Moore, tho. 6. If you were offerd 1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? - I can live without knowing when I'm going to die, so I'd take the cash. ;^) 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? - Of course. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you $100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? - No way...!! 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? - a couple million 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? - I dunno...I would let them decide. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. - Fight till the end, baby. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? - I'd tell the truth of the matter...so I guess give me ten years. :^S 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. - No. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? - As long as my boyfriend would be there, the place is not important. Going to Europe would be pretty nice, tho. ;^) 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? - Phone the fire brigade. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? - I would try to reform them. ;^) 18. Wh |
| Into La Ment 25.05.2004 12:38 |
20.Which of the following would you prefer? A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. C. Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen. B, D... What's the difference? |
| Flashman 25.05.2004 12:43 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? >>> Certainly not. The amount of dirt I'd get thrown back at me would outweigh any pleasure. I would, however, get a 'source' to dish up as much dirt as possible and expect a 75% cut. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? >>> My reservation for Hell was booked long ago. Hippies ain't my scene if shotguns ain't allowed. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? >>> No. But I would certainly eat more minks. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? >>> No. I would be too busy setting about them with my blunderbuss. Damn aliens, scuffing up the wicket and flattening my Begonias. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? >>> A young Clint Eastwood would have been just the ticket. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? >>> One of life's golden rules: Unless it involves physical pain or someone tampering with your exit wound, you don't turn down a million bucks. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? >>> Donate is such a horrible word. I would loan them one for a grand a month. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? >>> Tiger. The ladies know what I mean. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? >>> Baby, I AM that millionaire. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? >>> All of it. As I wave it at them from the safety of my Bentley. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? >>> Whoever wants it most. I'm gone. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. >>> I would RUN for survival. Always keep the Reeboks by the front door in case of this very scenario. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? >>> If bribery ain't an option, squeal like a baby. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. >>> Knowing my luck with videos, I'd probably tape over it with fucking 'Bergerac'. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? >>> Vegas. I would try to double that money. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet |
| ^wicked^ 25.05.2004 12:46 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? -Nope. And I'm not just saying that because an ex frequents this board. *sweet smile* 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? -Either would get tiring after a while. I suppose the orgy of sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll would be more fun though. :) 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? -I'd wear fur EVERYTHING, except for underpants. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? -Nope, I would stay with my love because I'm sappy like that. Either that or I would smuggle him aboard, take over the aliens' ship and rule the planet. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? -Oooh that's a toughie. I'd like to be portrayed using claymation. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? -Yes, I think I would. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? -...how would I know that the complete stranger needed the kidney? If I had signed up for some sort of organ donation program, wouldn't I have to be dead before they could take my organs? When I'm dead I don't care what happens to my organs. :) 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? -Dolphin, naturally. Dolphins and humans are the only creatures who have sex for pleasure. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? -I like the idea of using pantyliners, but I think overall I wouldn't accept. I like smelling clean thanks. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? -I would like to think I'd give them half, but I don't know. They'd see SOME of it, of course... and not just when I'm passing by in my fancy new car. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? -C of course. Is kicking Dubya in the nuts before I jump also an option? 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. -Pffft I can't fight. Even though I go to the gym five times a week I have arms like pipecleaners. I'd shoot myself. :) 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? -I'd confess and do a year. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. -Yes, yes I would. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? -Where WOULDN'T I go? I'd travel from place to place and see everything I could. 16. Your next door neighbour is th |
| Janet 25.05.2004 13:06 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? No I wouldn't. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Hell does sound more fun in this case! (but can I bring my harp? :-)) 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? Never. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No, family and friends are what makes life worth living for me. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Julianne Moore, just 'cause I like her! 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? No, I don't think I would. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Absolutely 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A parrot. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? I know I couldn't do it...lol 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? I'd split the money 50/50 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Queen Elizabeth II, isn't it woman and children first? ;-) 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight! 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Maintain my innocence. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. Nah, why bother...Charles appears in public with his horse all the time (Camilla) and no one cares... 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? A European Cruise 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Phone the fire brigade 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? Yes. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author B. 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would |
| -fatty- 2850 25.05.2004 14:28 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? I'd like to think that if a Sun Journalist turned up at my front door, I would have the sense to throw a pan of boiling hot chip fat in his coupon. On the other hand I could just make up a load of bollocks, take the money and run. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? I'm a boring old fart and sitting around on a cloud all day sounds just dandy to me. Mind you God can kiss my hole if he thinks I'm praising him 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? No 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? I don't know the guy's name but he played the cave troll in Lord Of The Rings. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? No. Knowing my luck it would probably be yesterday 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A Shetland Pony 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Yes but I would have to wear a kilt 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? I would keep one million for myself and give the rest to the hospice 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? I'd give Dubya the chute, just so I could see his face when he realises I tampered with it. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Goodnight Vienna 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Do 1 year 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. Again I hate the thought of dealing with the Sun so I would probably sell it to the National Enquirer or something 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? Driving across the States in a convertable 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? I'd toast marshmallows over his bones 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white su |
| Bob The Shrek 25.05.2004 15:19 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? No I wouldn't. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? I am going to hell anyway - no question. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? No 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? Why not - might as well be a bastard in outer space. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? John Candy 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Hell yeah! 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes I would. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? Can I say Shrek? If not, an Eagle. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? No chance. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? £3.75 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? None of them - I am a fat bastard and will probably need both. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight! 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Maintain my innocence. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. No 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? New York to Los Angeles on a Harley - with few detours on the way. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Let the bastard burn - wanker. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? No, but I would give them a piece of my mind. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author Musician 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? Kick the shit out of them |
| rhapsody__87 25.05.2004 15:34 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? --Oh hell yes. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? --Yes definitely hell for me. I'm not so musical so the harp deal isn't going to work out. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? --At the risk of getting attacked, surely! 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? --No! I LIKE my family and friends... screw the little green men! 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? --Natalie Portman maybe? 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? --No! Then I'd live my life in fear and try to change the day I die even though it will happen one day. Eeeek... 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? --Ah... no. I'm selfish. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? --Horse 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? --Yes I would so do it. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? --Hahaha they get none of it... money or no money, if it's ugly it's ugly! 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? --C. Brian May... DUH! Who cares about Bush?! 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. --Fight for survival while being extremely scared at the same time. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? --I would make a run for it and just run away to another country and change my name. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. --I'd throw up then I'd dispose of it immediately! That poor pony never had a chance... 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? --ALL over the world. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? --OILY DOGS? LMAO... Call the firemen so my house isn't full of oily pups... then I'd make sure I'd wait long enough so he's burned alive. >:] 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or an |
| Daburcor? 25.05.2004 15:34 |
"Hell does sound more fun in this case! (but can I bring my harp? :-))" We can start a band!!! See ya in Hell? (By the way, I thougt for sure you'd choose the chocolate factory!) |
| Janet 25.05.2004 17:14 |
Sure thing! But I'm warning you..I'm not that good ;-) |
| FriedChicken 25.05.2004 17:39 |
1. Nope 2. Hell 3. what?? 4. Maybe 5. The guy who plays Lurch in the Adams Familly 6. no 7. ofcourse 8. 2 dogs, So we can play together 9. yeah 10. not much 11. C. Brian May. 12. fight for survival 13. one year, duh 14. I would upload it to the internet, for everyone to enjoy! 15. Kenya 16. rescue him 17. no 18. A. Singer/songwriter/musician 19. both! 20. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. |
| Margo 25.05.2004 18:00 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? It depends how much i hated her. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? sure 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? no, not enough minks still. it takes hundreds of them to make a coat 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? naah 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Liv Tyler- but uglied up like Theron had to do in Monster or something 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? if i needed the money 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? yes. who needs two kidneys anyway? 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? perigrin falcon 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? probably not 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? No such thing. There is no bad Van Gogh painting. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? C 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. would i get to be one ofthe walking dead too? if so- id kill myself 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? if it was a felony- i'd claim innocence, if not i't plead guilty 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. lol- yeah 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? France 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? phone the fire station 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? Yes. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author B (but it would never happen) 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform t |
| Margo 25.05.2004 18:01 |
double post |
| Wreckage 25.05.2004 19:24 |
.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? No 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Yes - there's probably a downside to the latter 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? Would it still look tacky? 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No, suffering is good for the human soul, so are friends and family. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Well I look a little bit like David Bowie, and he used to act a bit. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Yes. Actually, I'd probably so it for a lot less -it's nice to plan ahead 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? I guess 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A dog, or maybe a bird of prey 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Yes 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? A couple of million 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? B. I'm serious. Because if Dubya kicks the bicket between ow and next January, ol' Dicky Heart will be running the show. I know I should say C, but I guess Outer Mongolia will just have to without thier own production of WWRY. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight for survival - there are no laws against making the undead dead, are there? 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? I'd maintain my innocence, go in for ten years and appeal vehemently - A criminal record is not a good thing to have. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. No, even they wouldn't go so far as to publish something like that. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? The Far East 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Call the Fire Brigade, but only so they could put the fire out before it had a chance to spread to my house. 17. If you discovered that your mo |
| geeksandgeeks 25.05.2004 20:47 |
1. Hell yes! 2. I'm going to hell anyway, so yes. 3. I don't like fur, it makes me sneeze. 4. Nah. I'm not a big sci-fi person. How could I go somewhere where there was no Queenzone? 5. Could I be animated? 6. Maybe. I would probably just spend the rest of my life thinking about it. 7. Yes, I would. 8. A chamaeleon. 9. Jesus no. One of my best friends is a germ freak. 10. A fair amount, probably. So would a lot of other causes. 11. C. Easy question. 12. Suicide is not my thing, honey. 13. Appeal, and meantime, begin the one year. 14. I would probably scream and throw it out my window, hitting a tree full of cicadas. 15. The Bahamas. More fish than I could ever ask for. 16. Why would I let him burn? Idiocy is not a capital crime. 17. Yes. 18. A. 19. Inform the police. I'm not good at hurting people. 20. D. |
| TheMiracle 25.05.2004 21:27 |
1.Depends on the situation 2. Hell yes! 3. I don't wear fur in the first place. 4. nope 5. Salma Hayek i guess 6. sure 7. yes 8. Anything bigger and better than a human, like a dinosaur or something 9. Not without getting an infection 10. Absolutely none, well maybe 1,000 11. C. Brian May. of course! 12. probably put a bullet through my head unless these dead people didn't attack me 13. ten years 14. depends if they offered the right amount of money 15. Probably go to holland and buy some high quality liqour 16. phone the fire people 17. I don't think my parents would do that concerning that supremiscist groups would be after them, but if they somehow made it in, i probably would turn my back on them. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for B. Painter/sculptor 19. both 20.Which of the following would you prefer? D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen. |
| Bob The Shrek 27.05.2004 03:13 |
For those of you who are troubled by Question 19 and cannot resort to violence - myself and my brother are for hire and can be contacted at 2FatBastards@Violence4Us.net broken fingers - £10 each or 5 for £40 broken arm or leg - £50 each, all 4 for £160 multiple cranial fractures we do for free, we need the practice. |
| Daburcor? 27.05.2004 03:24 |
ROTFLMAO!!! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 27.05.2004 17:30 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? No but I would be writing blackmail letters. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Put me down for a bit of hell. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? no 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? no but Charles Baer would have a one way ticket 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Jimmy Stewart 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Show me the money 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes but I couldn't spare a liver. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? pig (I haven't forgotten the 30 minute orgasm!!!) 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? No problem. On my head for a year easy. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? Never give a sucker an even break. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Gotta be Brian though I'm sure his hair could slow down his descent or if he went first the others could have a soft landing on it? 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Down to last bullet and lights out for the Archmeister. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? I ain't picking up soap for ten years! 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. It would break the cult so yes. Sorry Princes. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? US, Australia, Italy, China, Japan, Germany. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Phone the fire brigade but I wouldn't put the fucker up for the night. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? Flashman said it all. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/son |
| dragonzflame 27.05.2004 22:16 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? Only if we'd had a nasty breakup and I really hated his guts. And I'd have to be able to think of some really dirty stories. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Absolutely - and I think I'd be in some good company! 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? No. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No. Wars affect me personally very little and it would do nothing to change what was happening on earth anyway. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Er...pass? Somebody once told me I looked like Kate Winslet which is cool enough but I think they were lying. Check my profile picture and decided yourself. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Yeah why not. And if it turned out to be sooner rather than later I'd have a damn good time with it. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? I think so. I really only need one. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A tabby cat snoozing by a nice warm fire. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Gross, no, I don't think so. My boyfriend would not be pleased. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? Half. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Piss easy, C. I haven't seen any of the other answers and I'll be surprised if many people pick anyone different. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight for survival. I'd pick the bullet only as a last resort and if it could make a mess over someone I don't like. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Confess. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. I'd have a damn good laugh but I don't think I'd sell it. The tabloids should not be encouraged. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? A deserted island for one week, Ibiza for another, another at Disneyland and the next three travelling Europe. 16. (the long one about the neighbour) I'd call the fire brigade but only after making sure the dogs were ok. I prefer dogs. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? I wouldn't be pleased and would |
| Holly2003 28.05.2004 01:31 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? YES, ABSOLUTELY. REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED...ON THE FRONT OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN BRITAIN. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? YES, PROVIDED ELVIS WASN'T THERE. I COULDN'T STAND LISTENING TO "SUSPICIOUS MINDS" FOR ALL ETERNITY. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? NO. PEOPLE WHO WEAR FUR SHOULD BE GASSED. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? YES. AS LONG AS THEY DIDN'T TAKE ME TO THE PLANET OF THE APES. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? HARRY BLACKSTONE JR. OR COUNT VON COUNT 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? YEP. TO ENSURE THAT I DID EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO BEFORE I DIE, INCLUDING SPENDING ALL THE MONEY. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? NO. FUCK OFF. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A T-REX. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? YEP. I WOULD FIRST HAVE TO START WEARING UNDERWEAR THOUGH. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? ABOUT 80% 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? BRIAN MAY. THE QUEEN AND DUBYA CAN HADDAWAYANDSHITE FOR ALL I CARE. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. FIGHT UNTIL I COULD FIND AN ISLAND UPON WHICH TO START MY NEW LIFE AS A NUDE SNIPER. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? CONFESS. IT'S A FAIR COP GUV BUT SOCIETY'S TO BLAME. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. YES. AFTER I HAD A QUICK LOOK OF COURSE. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? INDIA. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? MY CONSICENCE WOULD MAKE ME PHONE THE FIRE BRIGADE. AFTER A PERIOD OF TIME MULLING OVER MY OPTIONS. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white sup |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 31.05.2004 15:59 |
1. Nope, can't stand tabloids. 2. Depends on where my buds are ;) 3. No, don't like fur. 4. Nah, I'd stay with my friends. 5. Lorraine Bracco (Dr. Melfi on The Sopranos) 6. Probably 7. Yes 8. I'd like to be a human again. 9. Yes. 10. I'd give 'em as much as I could. 11. DUH! BRIAN! 12. Fight. 13. Confess, I suppose. 14. Nope, but I'd invite all my friends over. 15. One word: AMSTERDAM 16. Phone the fire department 17. If they weren't anymore, no, if they still were, probably, though I'd try to change them. 18. D. Author 19. Hmm... I'd probably call the police, but if they didn't rough them up, I would. 20.Which of the following would you prefer? This is difficult... I'd like A, first to see Garden Lodge and secondly because I have a character based on Mary Austin and it'd up the excitement to know what she's really like, and of course B and D would kick ass, but I couldn't beat Willy Wonka. Must be Willy Wonka. |
| Munchsack 14.10.2005 04:42 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? YES 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? HELL 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? NO, BECAUSE THE MINK WOULD ATTACK ME! 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? NO 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? JOHNNY DEPP 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? YES 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? NO 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? DOG 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? NOT IF I STILL HAD THE MILLION FROM Q6 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? £200 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? C 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. NEITHER (I'M REALLY LAZY) 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? BRIBE THE JUDGE WITH THE MONEY FROM Qs 6 + 10 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. YES 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? VEGAS 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? LET THE BASTARD BURN 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? POSSIBLY 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author TRICKY, BUT I'LL SAY A 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? MY OWN HANDS 20.Which of the following would you prefer? A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. C. Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. D. A concert featuring the three surviving member of Queen. D I |
| Sebastian 18.11.2005 00:15 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? No. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Depends on sex with whom... if it's with Mick Jagger, I'd rather play the bloody harp. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? Depends more on weather than demography in my case. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No. Perfect life ought to be flat. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Nobody I can think of right now... 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Yes. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? Black American Vulture. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Yes unless it's leap year. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? Lady Godiva. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. Who's it gonna be? Dr Wig (aka Brian May). 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Confess. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. No. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? Shetland (now that you mention them). 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Fire brigade. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? No. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for D. Author 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? Kill the prat. 20.Which of the following would you prefer? Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. |
| Mrs Taylor 05 18.11.2005 12:25 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? Depends if he dumped me and I was still pissed :P 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? I'd rather be sent to Hell 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? Nope 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? Nope 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Erm.. I don't know lol I'd like to say someone like Jessica Alba but i look nothing like her so i'll stick with "i dont know" 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Nope 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yup 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? Sloth. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Yup :D 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? Quite a lot of it.. :P 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Brian May, obviously ! 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head ? Fight !! 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Maintain my innocence. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids ? Nope 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? Maybe america.. i dont really know lol 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Haha, phone the fire brigade. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? Yes 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Sculpter/painter C. Actor/actress D. Author A. 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? Tell the police and if they did nothing, take the law into my own hands.. 20.Which of the following would you pre |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 18.11.2005 13:09 |
This seemed like fun so I'm doing it again. 1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? most probably 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? yes i bloody would 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? no way. 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? nope 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? not sure..i'll come back to that 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? yes, maybe. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? i guess 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? cat, they've been my favourite animal ever since i can remember. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? i couldn't do that. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? 1 million 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Brian May, how could i pick anyone else? 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight for survival! i could do a shaun of the dead 'don't stop me now' scene. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? probably say i did it. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. i would have respect for the dead and destroy it (maybe) 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? i hate holidays. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Call the Fire Brigade 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? no. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author A. 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own h |
| bitesthedust 18.11.2005 13:20 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? I don't know...would depend on the circumstances. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Yes 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? No 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? I would say John Candy, but he's dead.... 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? Yes 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? No 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? I wouldn't. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? No 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? probably a million. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Brian May 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Survival. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Confess. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. I'd destroy it. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? USA 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Call the Fire Brigade. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? No. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author A 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? Tell the Police. 20.Which of the following would you prefer? A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. C. Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. D. A concert featur |
| Robin 18.11.2005 13:52 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? Probably not. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? No, heaven would be fine. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? No 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? No 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? Tough one. I don't really know. 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? No way. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Sure. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? An eagle. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? No. I could try but I know I would not be able to do it. 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? 1 million. 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? Brian May. 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. Fight. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? Confess. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. No. 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? All over Europe. 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? Of course I'd call! 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? No, but I would not condone it. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician. This one. B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injury and you knew exactly where to find them. Would you inform the police or take the law into your own hands? I would inform police. My husband would kick their ass. 20.Which of the following would you prefer? A. A guided tour of Garden Lodge in the company of Mary Austin. B. Seeing real life dinosaurs at a safe version of Jurassic Park. C. Willy Wonka' |
| KillerQueen840 18.11.2005 21:10 |
This seemed like fun so I'm doing it again. 1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? -No. 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? -Heaven. 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? -Would you? 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? -No, I don't trust strangers. 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? -Errr, if it was about my life I would play me! 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money? -No. 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? -I dunno. 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? -A lioness, cheetah or panther. Something that would most likely not get eaten. Something that would dominate and be free. 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? -Maybe. I am one known to take stupid challenges... 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? -At least half...maybe three quarters. Hey, I got plans too! 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? -Brian May, duhhhh! 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. -Fight for survival. 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? -I'm not sure. 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. -Maybe. (evil grin) 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? -All over the world! 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? -Call 911. 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? -I would talk them out of it. If they didn't change their ways, I'd just leave. 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author -Author. 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, |
| Tyfoon 20.11.2005 11:03 |
1.Your ex boyfriend/girlfriend becomes famous for some reason or other. If a journalist from the Sun turned up on your doorstep with his chequebook at the ready, would you dish the dirt? depends on how much they pay me! : ) 2. If Heaven turned out to be floating around on a cloud for all eternity, praising God and playing the harp. Would you rather be sent to hell which is a non-stop orgy of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? OH YES!!! a woudnt be worried about taking drugs because i'd be dead wont I? but all the sex would get tiresome- but hey whos complaining? 3. If mink outnumbered humans 10-1, would you wear fur? Nope I dont wear fur am all against 'Animal Cruelty' 4. If aliens landed in your back garden and offered to take you (no friends or family) away to their planet where things like disease, poverty, war, famine etc... did not exist, would you go with them? Nope 5. Based on physical characteristics, which film star would play you in a movie based on your life? eeeerrrrrmmmmm I dont know- Jony Depp?? 6. If you were offerd £1 million in exchange for being told the exact date on which you would die, would you take the money tough questions!! eeerrrmmmmmm id say ... no 7. Would you donate a kidney to a complete stranger, knowing full well that you were there only hope of survival? Yes 8. If you could be reincarnated as any animal, what would you choose? A Bird - Eagle 9. If an eccentric millionaire bet you £100,000 that you couldnt wear the same pair of underpants for a year (without washing them), would you rise to the challenge? Hell Yes!! 10. You win a charity raffle in aid of a children's hospice. Your prize is an ugly looking oil painting that you wouldn't even hang in your toilet. It turns out that the painting is in fact an original Van Gogh and valued at £8 million. How much of that money will the hospice see? 4000,00 11. You are a passenger on an aeroplane flying across the Atlantic Ocean when the pilot announces that there is a fuel leak and the plane is losing altitude at a frightening speed. There are two parachutes. You have one of them and it's up to you to decide which of the following passengers gets the other one. A. Queen Elizabeth II. B. George Dubya Bush. C. Brian May. Who's it gonna be? COME ON!!!!!!! Brian May Of Course! 12. If the dead started walking (just like George Romero's films) would you fight for survival or put a bullet through your own head. If I got bitten and I was gonna turn into one, I would then but yeah i'd fight for my life! 13. If you were convicted of a crime you did not commit and faced one year in prison if you confessed or ten years if you maintained your innocence. What would you do? LOL confess 14. If you came across a genuine video tape of Pricess Diana having sex with a Shetland Pony would you sell it to the tabloids. aaaaaaa no I love Princess Diana 15. You are given six weeks to enjoy the holiday of a lifetime. Money is no object so where do you want to go? eeeeeerrrrrmmmmmm Florida 16. Your next door neighbour is the world's biggest wanker. He is constantly at your door asking to borrow things yet never returns them, he has noisy parties until the wee small hours every other night and his garden is full of broken washing machines, pissy matresses and oily dogs. One night you notice that his house is on fire with him asleep inside, do you phone the fire brigade, attempt to rescue him yourself or let the bastard burn? phone the fire brigade 17. If you discovered that your mother/father was a card carrying member of the KKK, National Front or any other white supremicist organisation, would you turn your back on them? Nope 18. Which of the following artistic abilities would you like to be famous for A. Singer/songwriter/musician B. Painter/sculptor C. Actor/Actress D. Author A 19. If someone attacked a member of your family, causing serious injur |