I think I might be the youngest Queen fan here (although I'm not sure). Also a fan of Queen for the shortest time (since last week). Anyway, um... well, Queen is actually my SECOND favorite band (sorry). The Beatles is my favorite, but I absolutely love Queen.
Be sure and visit Sweden, to check out our lovely lakes. They are particularily lovely this time of year, especially when the Gefilte Fish are spawning, boy, they make quite the splash! Also, make absolutely sure to visit the Charles Baer shrine, located in the southern part of the Gefilte Lake area, near the town of Noorthofer. It truly is a work of art, if there ever was one! Simple, understated, yet elegant and refined. A true piece of Swedish beauty!
To tell you the truth, I'd love to go to Sweden, or anywhere in Europe... even though you are just joking. Ugh, I'm Jewish, but I still don't like gefilte fish. They are like the hot dog version of fish.
Here is a photo of the Charles Baer monument. I know that it appears a bit on the wee side, but keep in mind that in pictures, everything looks a lot smaller than it really is! link
Welcome to Queenzone. Here's a few tips that should help you settle in.
1. If you are a young attractive female it's best not to let Flashman know. You'll be pregnant before you relise your knickers are missing.
2. Harvey Goldsmith is our resident Mr Grumpy. No matter what you post he will find it boring and pointless. Don't let this put you off. Simply tell him to fuck off and haunt a house.
3. Try not to be offended by the seemingly endless posts of Squeeze my nuts, My clitoris smells like a liquorice allsort, My weenis looks like a Stenna chair lift etc etc etc...
These are just cries fro attention from our resident window licker, Charles Baer or one of his countless imitators.
4. Dark Myuutwo has a rare tropical illness that makes him appear tactless and ignorant. He is in fact the sweetest little pumpkin on the Zone and is loved by all.
5. There are very few Stepford fans on Queenzone and it is perfectly acceptable to rip the piss out of Brian and Roger. It is not however advisable to berate John for shunning the limelight. It's called dignity and we respect him for it.
6. If your reason for posting on Queenzone is to discuss Queen then it's best to do so in the Queen section. If you want to talk about anything else, it's best to do so in the personal section. If you just want to increase your post count, then it's best to do so at link
7. If you have any questions regarding Queen, try a little research for yourself but if you still can't find what your after, we at Queenzone have many of the finest Queen experts on the net. Mr Scully and Penetration Guru are normally only too happy to help. It's best not to pay too much attention to me however as I have been known to talk a load of shite from time to time.
Hope this helps and have fun.
fatty.
Welcome to Queenzone!
I was in a group home for awhile and we had a Jewish house mother who kept gefilte fish in the fridge. Man it smelled nasty! And looked even worse!
She also made us get pizza without any meat once... ugh. We used to joke that Hitler must be behind such punitive traditions.
Welcome! Remember that tip Fatty gave you about Flashman... oy. And yes, I'm Jewish too and I despise gefilte fish... it's absolutely pointless and honestly I don't even think it IS fish. Haha
Did I hear somebody say attractive young female?
Delighted to make your acquaintance, I'm absolutely enchanted to meet you. Don't worry if you're a little on the large side, my standards have been known to drop after a few shandies.
Jewish, eh? That's a damned shame. Unsightly lot, wandering around with those long black capes, silly hats and ridiculous beards. So last year.
That said, welcome to the board and please wipe your feet.
Welcome to the madhouse, Sarge.
Come in, and leave your sanity at the door, where the collectors will come and take it away.
I'm Mandy, and I've been crazy for almost two years. Welcome aboard :D
