All the best from THE best!
33 years young, old bean! You may not look it in the face, but you've got the liver and knees of a chap twice your age. In fact, I'm surprised you've a liver left at all.
Happy Birthday and many more of 'em. But not too many, I intend to outlive you by some distance and look forward to dancing on your grave.
Whadd'ya mean, "Good, I'm being buried at sea"?
Have a good 'un!
We were going to be guests of honour tomorrow night at a local 20/20 cricket match, but looking at our glorious British summer, we'd have needed fucking armbands. Gammon, Stelberg's a pound a pint there too.
I dare say I'll get him royally pissed one way or another. He usually ends up shagging something, so if any lady Zoners are in the area, get yourself out and about. He ain't fussy ain't old Archie.
Miami Vice wrote: Happy birthday to Cary Grants actual name Archie Leach.
A GREAT Cary Grant ad-lib while playing Walter Burns in Howard Hawks' "His Girl Friday":
Walter Burns: Listen the last man that said that to me was Archie Leach just a week before he cut his throat.
Many thanks one and all.
I don't get around here as much as I used too, what with me being given the task of setting up Britain's border police.
Let the good times commence...