All the best from THE best!
33 years young, old bean! You may not look it in the face, but you've got the liver and knees of a chap twice your age. In fact, I'm surprised you've a liver left at all.
Happy Birthday and many more of 'em. But not too many, I intend to outlive you by some distance and look forward to dancing on your grave.
Whadd'ya mean, "Good, I'm being buried at sea"?
Have a good 'un!
We were going to be guests of honour tomorrow night at a local 20/20 cricket match, but looking at our glorious British summer, we'd have needed fucking armbands. Gammon, Stelberg's a pound a pint there too.
I dare say I'll get him royally pissed one way or another. He usually ends up shagging something, so if any lady Zoners are in the area, get yourself out and about. He ain't fussy ain't old Archie.