This will cheer you up, you miserable bunch of bastards.
Ever thought about what you'll have on your tombstone when you snuff it? Some years off yet I hope, although maybe not for some of our fatter posters. I know, I know... these are your Vegas years and you will lose weight in the fullness of time, I don't doubt it. You're just big-boned is all. Aye, big arse bones, you great porky monster - get doing some exercise. Elvis wishes he could do a fucking sit-up, I'll bet.
But what will your epitaph be?
I was thinking for myself: "Here lies Flashman. Nothing new there then." Or maybe "I knew I should have stuck with BUPA", or "Here be Flashman. Aged 102. Only the good die young."
Christ, there'll be as many gloaters as mourners when I hand in my notice, no doubt. I don't know who'll be the most broken hearted: the women or my bankers. There'll be tears of woe, glee and probably hysteria, I reckon. I'll owe a damned fortune by then.
Here, what was on Bob Marley's tombstone? I bet it wasn't "Keep off the grass!" Chortle!
"no really, im not dead."
"this is what happens when you put a fork in a toaster"
"coming soon: aylen! spinning!"
"yep, here i am"
"dammit. i wanted a pyramid"
"thanks, i tried."
"so uh, mom? i think nows a good time to tell you about the time i told you the cat ran away..."
"jokes on you, you get a lawsuit!"
"i said no!"
"herrrrrrrres aylen!"
"they lied. im over there"
"you thought i was kidding"
"shit. there goes the plans for immortality"
i dunno i plan on living forever, so far so good. :-P
M a t i a s M a y<h6><i>QZ's Rainmaker wrote: "IF YOU READ THIS, YOU'RE A CUNT"
Wow.. That's profound.
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"Gone to the land of big balls..."
"Guess I can't be 'Singing Forever' now..."
"Crack kills"
Don't try suicide unless you wanna end up here."
"Dorothy? I have a feeling we didn't survive the twister--- and I shouldn't have done that one thing in the cop's car."
"HA! Now I can watch you sleep, and that restraining order is worthless!"
"Had one too many pop-tarts"
"Needs a life- gone to eBay to get one."
"Is tired of writing stupid, unfunny epitaphs."
"Couldn't stop writing pointless epitaphs, so she put one to good use."