| Queenleaf 14.12.2005 11:03 |
This is a fun and simple game. One person makes a wish (such as: I wish my hair was curly) and another person corrupts the wish (such as: Your hair becomes instantly curly, but it is so big and bushy that your boyfriend is scared away and refuses to speak to you and you can't see where you are walking and you walk out into the middle of the street and die). Then the second person posts a wish of his own for the third person to corrupt. I'll start off. I wish I could take a trip to Scotland with a friend of mine. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.12.2005 11:20 |
You get your lexus but the inside smells like vomit, there are no doors, the paint's chipped and theres a HUGE semen stain on the windshield. Enjoy! I want to marry my girlfriend.....(oh boy) |
| Flashman 14.12.2005 11:25 |
On your wedding night she says "Not bad, but you're not as good as Bernard Manning was." I wish for a single kiss from sweet Lisser. And a long ride afterwards, naturally. |
| Lester Burnham 14.12.2005 11:25 |
Amended, because of that rotter Flashy: Lisser gives you a kiss, the shock of which sends your heart into overdrive and it literally explodes in your chest cavity. You do get a long ride afterwards, but it's to the hospital. I wish for a house in the Hamptons. |
| PieterMC 14.12.2005 11:33 |
Lester Burnham wrote: I wish for a house in the Hamptons.Unfortunately there is some confusion and your house is actually in Hampton, Middlesex, England. I wish for a million dollars. |
| Mrs Taylor 05 14.12.2005 11:41 |
You get the million dollars and run to go brag to ur next door neighbour, when you get back your money has been burnt in an enormous fire that also destroyed your house and all your possessions. I wish that Blink-182 would re-form. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 14.12.2005 12:30 |
They get very big but very saggy. i wish...i actually get good grades in my A Levels. |
| bitesthedust 14.12.2005 13:42 |
Poppy2415 wrote: They get very big but very saggy. i wish...i actually get good grades in my A Levels.You get good grades in your A Levels but not good enough for to be accepted on your chosen University course. I wish for Metallica to tour the U.K. again... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.12.2005 15:44 |
Oh but they do! Then when you ask for an autograph, they say "Go away, FAG!" I wish to drive a dodge durango |
| DavidRFuller 14.12.2005 15:58 |
Your new durango's engine block cracks and blows up on you. ------- I wish to get really sweet seats for the Watkins Glen Nascar race. |
| Rockyuk 14.12.2005 16:00 |
You go to the race, then a car crashes into you and you die, and no one turns up to your funeral (including your entire family) because you are SCUM and no one likes you :P I wish I could sing |
| Sherwood Forest 14.12.2005 16:02 |
you can now sing- i wish freddie was alive |
| Megamike The GREAT 14.12.2005 16:15 |
POof... Freddie IS alive, but due to the fact he was cremated he is in a billion fragments and in considerable pain.. forEVER... I wish I could have sex with Lita Ford |
| John S Stuart 14.12.2005 18:10 |
Mike Preston wrote: POof... Freddie IS alive, but due to the fact he was cremated he is in a billion fragments and in considerable pain.. forEVER... I wish I could have sex with Lita FordYou have a night of rampant sex with Lita Ford - but then spend the next six months attending a STD clinic. I wish I could raid the Queen archives for an afternoon... |
| Smitty 14.12.2005 18:59 |
But they were empty. I wish I had the time and money to go to all of the Queen + Paul Rodgers US Tour concerts. |
| Rockyuk 14.12.2005 19:09 |
You do have the time and money to go to all the US Queen concerts. However, they have all been canceled. I wish I had violet eyes. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.12.2005 19:15 |
Your eyes become violet. However, everybody mistakes you for a demon and catholic priests pee on you crying "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" I wish I had an autographed record of The Game |
| Erin 14.12.2005 19:35 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: I wish I had an autographed record of The GameYou receive an autographed copy of The Game... Unfortunately, it's been autographed by Aaron Carter. I wish I had a 60GB iPod. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.12.2005 19:54 |
Your boyfriend buys you an Ipod for christmas Unfortunatley, you drop it. It shatters and your boyfriend breaks up with you claiming that was his heart. I wish my girlfriend would stop listening to usher |
| @ndy38 15.12.2005 07:27 |
Well you can't leave school ever again because it has turned into one big jail. I wish i could play the guitar... |
| deleted user 15.12.2005 07:36 |
<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote: Well you can't leave school ever again because it has turned into one big jail. I wish i could play the guitar...You took guitar lessons from Brian May, and are now the best guitar player in your...city. But all these lessons costed so mutch money, that you can't pay your rent, nor your food. You live on the street, without a guitar and with just your hand to ask for money. Or you learn to play guitar, but one of your strings breaks, and the string sticks in your eyes, so you get blind. I wish that I could be able to write songs as good as Freddie could. |
| PieterMC 15.12.2005 08:09 |
Dennis Daja wrote: I wish that I could be able to write songs as good as Freddie could.You are now able to write songs like Freddie. Unfortunately they all sound like Body Language. I wish that I could goto Disney World. |
| iGSM 15.12.2005 08:32 |
You do but Walt Disney is thawed out that day and you realise why he was iced in the first place. He is a zombie. He bites you and you become one of the living dead. I wish I had a cool jacket like John Lennon did (you know, the fur one) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 10:48 |
*poof* you poke his eyes out. but now your in jail. I wish I had the asian kid next to me |
| Yogurt 15.12.2005 11:15 |
But since you're in jail, disecting worms is your job and you only get paid 5 cents I wish I could meet Kevin Max. and I also wish for a HUGE nutcracker to dance with. :P |
| Fenderek 15.12.2005 11:58 |
You geta cowbell- it's size of a Big Ben I wish I could find a better job |
| Erin 15.12.2005 12:07 |
Fenderek wrote: I wish I could find a better jobYou get a better job, but you miss the Queen tour..;-) I wish it would snow.. |
| Lester Burnham 15.12.2005 12:11 |
Erin wrote:It snows, but it snows so much that it sends South Carolina into a new Ice Age.Fenderek wrote: I wish I could find a better jobYou get a better job, but you miss the Queen tour..;-) I wish it would snow.. I wish I had a better lunch. |
| Queenleaf 15.12.2005 12:12 |
It snows, but your best friend is coming over to see you, then slips in the snow, falls over a cliff and dies. I wish my nails were permanently black so I didn't have to keep on painting them. |
| PieterMC 15.12.2005 12:17 |
Queenleaf wrote: I wish my nails were permanently black so I didn't have to keep on painting them.Your nails are now black but this is due to Hematoma (link I wish I could tour the world... |
| Fenderek 15.12.2005 12:25 |
You have a banning power but it goes into your head- as a a consequence you ban yourself... I wish I could buy a nice house in the mountains... |
| Lester Burnham 15.12.2005 12:27 |
Fenderek wrote: You have a abanning power but it goes into your head- as a a consequence you ban yourself... I wish I could buy a nice house in the mountains...Wow, beaten to the punch... you even took my idea for ET! You buy a house in the mountains, but it's literally on top of a mountain, and it falls off. Luckily, you weren't in it at the time, but it did cost you your life savings. I wish I had a girlfriend (too easy, I know). |
| Lester Burnham 15.12.2005 12:40 |
I now have banning power and I unban you, but now I'm your boyfriend. Hmm... I wish I didn't have banning power anymore? |
| Queenleaf 15.12.2005 12:47 |
you don't have any banning power any more but you still can't see your girlfriend. I wish Jonathan would get online. (Friend who is in final right now) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 19:36 |
John goes online but is annoyed at your post and says "FUCK OFF YOU WHORE!" I wish my dog would stop trying to take my chicken. |
| Erin 15.12.2005 20:41 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: I wish my dog would stop trying to take my chicken.Your dog stops going for your chicken and instead goes for your crotch. I wish I had a pinball machine. |
| Forever88 15.12.2005 21:00 |
you get a pinball machine but you hit the ball too hard and it flies out hitting your husband in the nuts causing him castration, impotence, brain damge, and gas. I wish i had a big bag of dirt to hit people with. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:02 |
Youre blessed with your bag.....until a gang of leprechauns mistake it for their missing gold and dismember you All I wish for is a friend *sigh* |
| Sherwood Forest 15.12.2005 21:03 |
you get up off ur ass and get a bag and go outside i wish Hannukah wasnt so late this year |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:14 |
Hannakuh is 4 days early this year but, its only 4 days long....... I wish for a kiss from Jamie Sherwood *sigh* |
| Sherwood Forest 15.12.2005 21:17 |
wellll theres only one person who could give u that isnt there?? u had a taste under the mistletoe and ur crawlinn back for moree??? hahah **SMOOOCHHHHHH** i wish for a kiss back from Queen of Wrestling |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:22 |
Oh but of course! Just like a dog, Ive come crawling back. On my knees of course. Here you are love *kiss* I wish I had a horse, so I could ride to NY and be Jamie's knight in shining armor |
| yamaha 15.12.2005 21:37 |
You got your horse, unfortunatly it's wild and hasn't been broken. I wish I had a genuine Red Ryder 200 shot carbine action air rifle. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 21:38 |
you get your horse, however it's one of those miniture horses (you know the ones im talking about) i wish i never had to go to school again. Ever |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:47 |
Congrats! you never have to go to school again! Why? Because you dropped out! I wish I would stop drinking all the milk |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 21:51 |
actually i do want to drop out of school... but whatever. Congratulations, you stop drinking milk, however, your calcium levels go down, and your bones become extremely brittle and all break. i wish i could live in LA |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:53 |
You now live in LA, and are visiting me at an Optometry college. On the way to my dorm however, you are gang-banged and shanked. I wish I could sleep in Advanced Algebra |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:02 |
wait, thats a dream come true! (joking..im not that weird) you can now fall asleep in Ad. Algebra, however you've been put under a curse, and prince charming has to wake you up with a simple kiss! i wish i had good guitar...electric |
| yamaha 15.12.2005 22:13 |
You now have a good guitar, and those purple shoes are pretty cool too. I wish my Queen II CD wasn't scratched. The burned copy is okay, but the real thing was nicer. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:13 |
You get a good guitar, a damn good one....The origional Red Special! Unfortunatley, your fairy god mother stole it from Brian and now he wants to sue your ass. I wish I could front for Queen (please dont butcher this terribly) |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:16 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: You get a good guitar, a damn good one....The origional Red Special! Unfortunatley, your fairy god mother stole it from Brian and now he wants to sue your ass. I wish I could front for Queen (please dont butcher this terribly)wish granted.... however, the position is cursed, so you are now gay and have contracted AIDS (and don't anybody say that's a horrible thing to say, because i;ll just say go fuck yourself) |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:17 |
yamaha wrote: You now have a good guitar, and those purple shoes are pretty cool too. I wish my Queen II CD wasn't scratched. The burned copy is okay, but the real thing was nicer.your CD is no longer scratched, however, all your other CDs have been ruined in a all consuming fire. i wish for another dog (my last dog was gorged (sp ?) in the lung... it's true) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:19 |
So that's Paul's problem! You didn't leave a wish so heres another <hr> I wish I could sue my barber for being a sadistic bastard and removing peices of my head! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:21 |
you do sue him, however you lose miserably and live the rest of your life on the streets dancing like a monkey for spare change. i wish for my drivers' license |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:29 |
You get your liscence but you are fined for playing Return Of The Champions by Bryans Permed Pants. I wish I had a car that didn't smell like throw up. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:36 |
you don;t, however, your car no longer goes anywhere. pity. i wish i was back in Sydney at some awesome party getting smashed! (by alcohol, not a person!) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:41 |
Yes, QOW flies over to australia on his astro-doberman, Kelly and brings along his stepfather's beer keg. Problem is, his girlfriend and the girl in his Poblems forum follow him on his astro-husky, Katie and in your drunken stupor you threaten the three of us with a shattered bottle and demand tantric sex. I wish I had astro dogs... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:43 |
you do have astro dogs, however they turn on you, biting you and giving you astro rabis i wish this gay kiss song (beth) wouldnt keep coming up on my ipod... or this gay dragons song (april sun in cuba)! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:46 |
Well, they're deleted from your Ipod but are replaced by the greatest hits of "THE DIXIE CHIX" I wish coach wouldn't make me get haircuts |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:48 |
the dixie chicks! god no! your coach doesnt make you cut your hair... so it just keeps growing and growing until it's as long as rapunzels (sp?) and your prince(ss) in shining armour saves you from the tower i wish i had real beer to drink and not this crap non-alcoholic apple juice(sparkling though) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:53 |
I bring beer to our christmas party. Only problem is that we both get fat and throw up all over. I wish Monte: Licorice Years was my girlfriend. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 15.12.2005 22:55 |
Granted, but then you turn into a llama. I wish I didn't have a history test tomorrow. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:57 |
what do you mean wish! fine, i'll take our 6 illegimate children and leave! i wish QOW (im not typing your whole name, it's too long) was being a charming hero, who saves me from boredom! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:57 |
You dont have a history test....Your teacher has decided to pre-fail you. I wish the stupid assholes of the administration would give us a snow day. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:17 |
you get your snow day, but you suddenly get the flu which leaves you half dead and you cant enjoy your snow day i wish i could get rid of this writers' block and start writing some fucking songs |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:19 |
You can write, similar to freddie. Problem is they all suck....like Get Down Make Love I wish there was something better to do at 10pm |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:24 |
well, you could do something better at 10pm, however, im not going to say it, because it's a little crass. and this certain thing, well if you do it too much you could blind, and you do. (hope you understand) i wish for a little ray of sunshi-i-ine, on a cloudy day (i need to get out more) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:35 |
You get sunshine and too much. You turn red and the guy who made fun of your wrists makes fun of your sunburn I wish Monte could do the thing that would make me go blind for me... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:39 |
hahaha...fucking granted! however, i do it too hard, and it breaks (sorry...) i wish i went to the green day concert!! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:44 |
You get your green day tickets but their leader mistakes you for an AMERICAN IDIOT. You say "f*ck america" to quote his song and then Colin Powell pops out from a nearby book depository and kills you with a magic bullet. I wish I could fix it... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:46 |
hahahah. you do, but it'll never be the same again i wish queen would tour to shitty shitty australia, and i get back stage passes! that'd be so erotic (delicious and erotic) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:52 |
Queen tours australia with their new "Body Language tour. Oh its erotic but the only songs they play are 1. Get Down Make Love 2. Tear It Up 3. Staying Power 4. Dancer 5. Body Language I wish I had the superpowers of 1. Faster Than A Tall Building 2. Able To Leap Speeding Bullets in a single bound |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:00 |
you do get those powers, however they only work underwater, so you still get shot by tall buildings and you cant jump over speeding bullets i wish i had jet plane, so i could fly where ever i wanted, whenever (and you can come) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:02 |
All Right! We get our plane off the ground. Then realize that neither of us knows how to fly. Our ship flies off into space and we're never heard from again........Until we meat the martians.... I wish my dog would quit staring at me. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:05 |
your dog stops starring, but then she bites you. i wish i had a magical fairy to come clean my house |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:07 |
The fairy comes and cleans and says "now that'll be Tre-fitty" I wish school wasn't like a giant asshole, a passage for a truckload of pure SHIT. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:14 |
hahha nice call. it's not anymore, now it's like regular school... oh wait, it's still the same i wish my mum would stop threatening to move back to sydney with me.... that would kill me |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:17 |
Oh no, she wont move to you, she'll fly you to her! I wish Chris Mathers wouldn't name his kid "Apple" |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:21 |
Chris Martin, from coldplay you mean? he doesnt instead he calls her vodka (add 'i' to their last name and it's martini!) i wish i could meet the Red Hot Chili Peppers... that'd be awesome |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:23 |
Sorry cant corrupt RHCP but they murder paul and Antony fronts for Queen. (RHCP is definatly my second favorite band!) I wish Deakie would come back.. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:25 |
i love the RHCPs too! we're now soul mates Deakie does come back, but he forgets all his parts so the songs sound shitty without the bass lines and it fucks up the entire show. i wish for a giant (good) cookie...hell yeah! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:27 |
You get a cookie. A damn good cookie. Just that its Ziggy Stardust's cookie. I wish I didn't have to go to bed in 8 minutes. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:28 |
you dont have to go to bed in 8 minutes, it's 5! now do it! i'll talk to you some other time |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:32 |
allright, see you later. |
| Fenderek 16.12.2005 08:05 |
Everybody wakes up- but you fall asleep... I wish ppl with IQ matching their age disappeared from this board (OK- that's easy, I can see it coming... ;) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 10:47 |
You get your brownie but your coke explodes and it stains your white shirt. I wish they would heat this shitty school! |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 10:50 |
hahahaha i got a snow day today! dont have school but they dont heat mine either so i feel ur pain- the tempurature rose to 99 degrees F. Beggers cant be chooseyyy oh i wish, i wish , i headnt killed that fish (simpsons i couldnt think of anything) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 10:57 |
The fish comes back as a ZOMBIE! Then it eats everything on the earth. I wish I was in New York, enjoying a snow day...While shopping for a pink hat! |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 10:59 |
u come on over and i take u to Time Square but u feezing ur ass of and rather be in the hot school. i wish john would go on tour with brian and roger |
| @ndy38 16.12.2005 11:02 |
He does go on tour, but forgets his bass guitar and ends up becoming the waterboy. I wish i had a nice big pizza to eat :) |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:03 |
your pizza is 6 years old i wish i could see Queen of Wrestling naked (don't ask) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:04 |
They come to NY and finally have tackel contest...............AND JOHN WINS I wish that the fat guy, 3 computers down, would stop blowing me kisses. |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:07 |
they are blue, but tied together so you trip and fall and die I wish QOW would turn gay and live with me in my castle |
| @ndy38 16.12.2005 11:07 |
He turns gay but he falls in love with a lampost, and your castle now belongs to the Scottish Historical Society. I wish........i wish....i wish upon a star!!! |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:09 |
it falls and incinerates you i wish QOW could come and love me foreverrrr. (sorry if i sound obsessive) |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 11:12 |
u know what he doesnt turn gay ecause he's too hott and needs a girl around his arm i wish russell wasnt such a creep |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:13 |
You wish upon your star and it comes and you get lit on fire. I wish forever 8 would be striaght and date one of the wrestling cheerleaders. |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:15 |
i turn straight but i take away all the girls and QOW has no choice but to turn gay i wish i was rich and powerful |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 11:16 |
u get blocked from this thread so u do know work as to coming back i still wish russell wasnt such a creep |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:18 |
Youre rich and powerful but you cant find any male hookers. I wish I could draw... |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:19 |
you can draw but your drawings are so controversial you get killed by a mob i wish i was gay again |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 11:20 |
nope i wish russell would be dropped off a cliff |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:22 |
i fall off a cliff but take u with me i wish jamie would burst into flames |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:22 |
You're gay again but all the girls stole come crawling back to QOW I wish the queer in front of me would stop singing |
| @ndy38 16.12.2005 11:23 |
You find out who Russell is, but you're so shocked at what you have discovered that you faint.... I wish i knew how to wrestle... Everything here is getting too confusing, stop the madness! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:26 |
QOW teaches you how but get coliflour face and are ugly. I wish for a taco |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 11:28 |
russell if forever the QZ faggg u threw someone to the ground and relized how to wrestle. i wish ah fuck it NEXT |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:31 |
I wish I had something better to do with you all now. |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:32 |
next comes last i wish everyone finally realised im russell dammit |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 11:35 |
We all know now. I wish Jamie would answer this question "te gustaria ir ala cama conmigo?" |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 11:37 |
she answers it but she dont speak spanish and offends u and u kill her (idk) I wish EvilTwin would realise my last name aint dammit |
| Sherwood Forest 16.12.2005 11:49 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: We all know now. I wish Jamie would answer this question "te gustaria ir ala cama conmigo?"im the only one who could answer thattt... my asnwer is yess i will and i do speak spanish i wish russell wouldnt asnwer for meee |
| Sonia Doris 16.12.2005 17:30 |
your wish is granted, but you end up in the Gladiator South Park episode, and Russel Crowe kills you and Kenny... |
| Sonia Doris 16.12.2005 17:37 |
[edit] double post |
| Sonia Doris 16.12.2005 17:39 |
[edit] omg... triple post??? :S |
| Forever88 16.12.2005 18:23 |
You are but the religion is Cliffism and you jump off a cliff i wish i could have one of sonias cookies |
| Sonia Doris 17.12.2005 09:54 |
You eat the cookies, but they're poison cookies, and you have a terrible painful crisis and you die after a week. I wish my tooth didn't hurt... |
| Sergei. 17.12.2005 12:08 |
Your tooth no longer hurts, but you are so used to the sore feeling of that tooth that you start sucking it (the tooth). You accidentally suck so hard that the tooth comes out, it gets stuck in your throat, you choke on it and die. I wish that I had a dog instead of cats...... |
| Sergei. 17.12.2005 12:08 |
Actually, since cats are my favorite animals, i want a dog ALONG with my beloved cats. |
| Queenleaf 17.12.2005 14:31 |
I trade you my dog for your cats, but unfortunatly since you are used to only feeding cats, you don't give him enough food and he starves to death (that's sad). I wish Armando wasn't gay. |
| Yogurt 17.12.2005 14:33 |
Suddenly Armando finds out that he is Bi, but still more interested in men than women. I wish my brother didn't miss the toilet |
| Queenleaf 17.12.2005 14:37 |
Actually Armando is somewhat bi, he's just more interested in men than women. He said he sometimes likes girls. I sometimes wonder if he doesn't like me. Maybe it's just wishful thinking. Anyway all I know is he's really freaking hot and really sweet and I want him!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you mean by your wish cause I'm not sure how to answer it. |
| Yogurt 17.12.2005 14:39 |
Well, every time my brother uses the bathroom, he doesn't know how to aim. So when ever I go in, its a mess. YUCK! |
| Sonia Doris 17.12.2005 14:40 |
Your brother doesn't miss the toilet, but he gets drunk and mistakes the toilet to your bed. I wish I could thank my swush for the flowers with a passionate kiss. |
| Queenleaf 17.12.2005 14:41 |
Oh I see. So I did understand better than I thought. Your brother acquires good aim but starts aiming for you instead! I wish Armando was here! |
| Queenleaf 17.12.2005 14:42 |
aw... sonia! *kisses* |
| Sonia Doris 17.12.2005 15:14 |
The Fairy God Mother grants your wish, but as she is deaf, she understands lumbago, and you and up with a lower back pain. I wish I'd have more tea. |
| KillerQueen840 17.12.2005 15:43 |
You get more tea. But it's from the rare jub jub plant and you get a disease that causes you to see strange illusions. I wish I had a time machine. |
| KillerQueen840 17.12.2005 15:45 |
Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: Well, every time my brother uses the bathroom, he doesn't know how to aim. So when ever I go in, its a mess. YUCK!Awe, I HATE that! |
| @ndy38 17.12.2005 16:04 |
<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote: You get more tea. But it's from the rare jub jub plant and you get a disease that causes you to see strange illusions. I wish I had a time machine.You get a time machine, but you get stuck in 15th century Scotland and end up marrying a man named Hamish. I wish the new series of the O.C. was out in the UK.... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 17.12.2005 23:38 |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FINALLY, QOW HAS COME BACK FROM WEST ALLIS! QOW HAS BEEN AROUND THE MAT AND YET AGAIN, HE WALKS AWAY THE VICTOR! The OC airs in the UK. But its not ORANGE County, its OLIVE County I wish I didn't have church in 9 hours. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 01:10 |
you dont, its in 2 hours, and it GOES for 9 hours (*shudder*) i wish i brought more of my CDs up from Sydney |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 01:12 |
You do but they cost like 8 times more! I wish I could fly on my magic-astro dogs... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 01:26 |
you can, but your astro-dogs are actually one of those tiny little yappy dogs, like the one paris "i'm a fuckwit" hilton carries in her bag. i wish i wasnt allergic to everything on my parents property! (im fine everywhere else in the world, except where my parents live!!) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 01:30 |
OK fine, you're not allergic to your parents stuff but you are to everything not on your parents property. I wish track 13 on Made In Heaven had a title... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 01:32 |
why? no one listens to it (well i dont). ok, it does: it's titled really long instrumental thing, that everyone (well, monte) skips. i wish i had the video clip for Green Day's Jesus of Suburbia (the punk in it is really hot) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 01:36 |
Well they make a film but instead of the green day guy, you get Paris-Imafuckwit-Hilton! I wish the 1991 remix of You're My Best Friend was any different from the origional. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 01:47 |
it is, but they remixed it too much, and you end up with something that sounds like that stupid crazy frog, with the tune of You're my best friend i wish the Guns n roses songs weren't so long... i get bored so easil.... oh! a butterfly! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 01:50 |
The guns and roses songs are now as short as Track 12 on Made In Heaven I wish It wasn't snowing |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 01:57 |
at least i wouldnt get bored with it. it's not snowing, instead it's boiling hot and you get burnt as soon as you go outside i wish i had the whole towers of london album... i love their english accents |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 02:00 |
You get the towers of london album, only its been dubbed over by Kenau Reeves. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 02:01 |
I wish that my cover band didnt blow! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 02:03 |
your cover band doesnt blow... the record companies want you guys, just you know to make other bands look better i wish soundgarden would reform and tour just for me! (Chris Cornell is HOT!!!) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 02:08 |
Soundgarden reforms only being fronted by Paris-imafuckwit-Hilton. I wish I had an independant nation. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 18.12.2005 02:15 |
god damn her! she should do the world a favour and die in an all consuming yaucht fire!! you do have an idependant nation all to yourself, however it's over run by the Japs soon enough, and you have to run for your life and live in wang (which is a small shitty town in Australia... Wang is a phallic symbol) i wish Paris Hilton would die (see above in this same post for more information on how) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 18.12.2005 02:18 |
Paris-Imafuckwit-Hilton is consumed by fire, a firing squad. Fortunatley for her, they were all blank. I wish Austraila wasnt overseas... |
| Sonia Doris 18.12.2005 03:28 |
Your wish is granted and Australia is in your back yard. But you get run over over by a whole bunch of kangaroos and you die. I wish I didn't have to travel today... |
| Queenleaf 18.12.2005 13:35 |
<font color=black>Andy<font color=red>38 wrote:oooh I let me let me! I love scottish men!<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote: You get more tea. But it's from the rare jub jub plant and you get a disease that causes you to see strange illusions. I wish I had a time machine.You get a time machine, but you get stuck in 15th century Scotland and end up marrying a man named Hamish. I wish the new series of the O.C. was out in the UK.... |
| Queenleaf 18.12.2005 13:37 |
You don't have to go anywhere but you lie in your bed and fall asleep and you wake up dead in your sleep. I wish I was going to see James again before the end of Christmas break. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 19.12.2005 10:48 |
You see james but he breaks up with you. I wish for some taco bell. |
| Smitty 19.12.2005 15:40 |
You aren't enjoying this so you get bored and plan to kill me but you don't kill me in time to escape the cops and you are arrested for attempted murder. I wish I could be hooked up to a machine and have everything (8th grade-12th grade) taught to me in one night. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 19.12.2005 20:02 |
You are taught everything but the computer becomes part of you like HAL. I wish I had more Taco Bell. |
| YourValentine 22.12.2005 08:19 |
Your wish is granted but you are allergic against Taco Bell. I wish QOW would switch off that marquee. |
| @ndy38 22.12.2005 08:44 |
He does but it turns into a neon flashing light marquee instead.... I wish YourValentine wasn't so mean! (joke lol) |
| YourValentine 22.12.2005 08:54 |
Your wish is granted (I won't ask if 38 is your IQ anymore) but instead everyone else on QZ will be mean to you. I wish QOW had a normal non flashing, non-marquee not supersized or colourful username :) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 22.12.2005 09:14 |
Your wish is granted, however I get bored of not seeing my name on a marquee and I turn it back on. I wish I could eat my Taco Bell without shitting myself |
| Sonia Doris 22.12.2005 10:07 |
You can eat without shitting yourself, but you pee on yourself every 3 minutes. I wish I had better ideas in naming my pets. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 22.12.2005 10:50 |
You name your pets after foods. You go hungry and eat them. I wish I could eat my T-Bell uninterrupted |
| Sonia Doris 22.12.2005 13:38 |
There is no interruption, but your T-Bell has vampire bugs in it, and they eat you alive. I wish I had a horse. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 22.12.2005 13:42 |
You get a horse but its a chatlin pony dyed blue I wish I could eat my Tacos without being killed, poisoned or constipated |
| Munchsack 22.12.2005 14:11 |
You eat your Tacos but get constipated, poisoned and than killed by the poison. Oh, wait, can't have that. I know, your best friend gets constipated. I wish to end this thread now. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 22.12.2005 22:58 |
Youre wish is granted, however, QOW thinks that is a stupid idea and keeps replying I wish I owned Taco Bell |
| @ndy38 23.12.2005 06:25 |
You now own Taco Bell, but your lack of expertise in this field makes it fail. I wish for someone to make me breakfast. |
| Yogurt 23.12.2005 09:07 |
A random lady comes to your room with a tray full of breakfast, but its filled with tons of greace and you get a heart attack because of it. I wish my camera wasn't broken. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 23.12.2005 09:17 |
Your camera is fixed but your car is now broken I wish I didnt have school today |
| Yogurt 23.12.2005 09:33 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: Your camera is fixed but your car is now broken I wish I didnt have school todayYour parents said you can take the day off. But while you're not in school, Queen and Paul Rodgers were invited by the principal to play a little concert in school. I wish my car was fixed. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 23.12.2005 10:20 |
Your car is fixed but you run over your camera I wish I had a handful of nuts |
| Munchsack 24.12.2005 07:14 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: Your car is fixed but you run over your camera I wish I had a handful of nutsYou have a handful of nuts but your other hand falls off. I wish my glass Of Irn-Bru was full rather than half-full. |
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