It was hilarious. Good ol' Boris - the hun never did like it up 'em!
Here, Banquo - I've read plenty of your posts over the years and you're more Tory than I am, son, if that could be possible.
Don't be ashamed of your True Blue roots, mate - embrace 'em. Or at the very least, throw something heavy at the next long haired Socialist herbert you see.
It'll do thee t'power of good.
It's no secret Boris, Flashman and myself have often had a few late nights at the Reform Club, talking 'shop' over brandy and cigars. On his tab naturally.
Mind you can't get a fucking word in when he's off on one.