| Flashman 23.05.2006 15:28 |
link Apparently, a crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks me with a pitchfork. How are you gonna go? Slowly and painfully, one hopes. |
| Janet 23.05.2006 15:33 |
While serving jury duty, an accused murderer overpowers the bailiff and beats you to death with the stenotype machine. Ouch. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 23.05.2006 15:35 |
An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint. Nice. |
| M a t i a s M a y 23.05.2006 15:35 |
There was a thread about that same page not too long ago |
| Dances With Freddie 23.05.2006 15:38 |
Flashman wrote: link Apparently, a crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks me with a pitchfork. How are you gonna go? Slowly and painfully, one hopes.well what would you know, Flashy: "A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you." |
| Flashman 23.05.2006 15:40 |
<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote: There was a thread about that same page not too long agoMy apologies. I don't visit this form too much these days as it appears to be overrun with dullards. |
| TheOpposition. 23.05.2006 15:42 |
"While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss." - nice. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 23.05.2006 15:45 |
<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote: There was a thread about that same page not too long agoGos by the name of Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! /m\ |
| Erin 23.05.2006 16:13 |
While eating, a food allergy causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you collapse and suffocate to death. |
| magicalfreddiemercury 23.05.2006 16:30 |
This is really scary. I put in two of my characters (both of whom are killed in my novel) and this is what came up - "You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm." Well, this character is mistakenly murdered during a thunder storm while lightening flashes in the sky... she's not walking a dog, but the umbrella she's carrying was borrowed from the INTENDED victim and is covered with pictures of puppies. "Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel." The murderer soon dies at the hand of the sheriff - a man he grew up with (a neighbor). No shovel involved, however. Cool link! Thanks! I'm saving it as a favorite... how sick is that? :-\ |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 23.05.2006 16:34 |
Ravenetta <h6> the QZ hippy</h6> wrote:Muwahwhahaha fine then. :P RAVENETTAAAAAAA! /m\<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:i did a thread about when you die but this wasnt it...go on?<font color=red><b>M a t i a s M a y wrote: There was a thread about that same page not too long agoGos by the name of Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! /m\ |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 23.05.2006 16:52 |
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed. OUCH. |
| Penetration_Guru 23.05.2006 16:57 |
...disappointed with the lack of a cure for mortality. |
| Sonia Doris 23.05.2006 17:11 |
You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half. interesting... |
| Nathan 23.05.2006 18:43 |
'While vacationing in Spain, you are gored by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.' Remind me not to go to Spain then. And next month, when it's my birthday: 'You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.' I don't even like golf. |
| mayniac316 23.05.2006 20:17 |
"As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body." I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him. |
| Carol! the Musical 23.05.2006 20:42 |
mayniac316 wrote: I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P |
| mayniac316 23.05.2006 21:28 |
ChinesedogTorture wrote:Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.mayniac316 wrote: I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 23.05.2006 21:43 |
mayniac316 wrote:He also has another place in London.... :PChinesedogTorture wrote:Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.mayniac316 wrote: I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P |
| Carol! the Musical 23.05.2006 21:48 |
Will poor Brian ever be safe?? XD |
| mayniac316 23.05.2006 21:55 |
Lol, I'll be his body guard!! Even though my head is probably right about where his belly button is... God, he's so tall... I still would kick anyone's ass who would try to hurt him!! |
| mayniac316 23.05.2006 21:57 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:And in L.A., too right? Grrr, why does he have to have a house there? Of all the places in the U.S. to have a house...mayniac316 wrote:He also has another place in London.... :PChinesedogTorture wrote:Don't worry, I'm keeping close watch on the weather in Surrey (I think that's where he lives) As soon as a storm rolls in, I'll be on the next flight over there so I can save him :) Lol.mayniac316 wrote: I did Brian, and it said during a severe storm, a tree is going to fall onto his house and crush him.Ouch! Poor skinny Brian... gettin' crushed like that. :P |
| Carol! the Musical 23.05.2006 21:58 |
mayniac316 wrote: Lol, I'll be his body guard!! Even though my head is probably right about where his belly button is... God, he's so tall... I still would kick anyone's ass who would try to hurt him!!I'm with ya! *slips on sunglasses and acts all tough* |
| Crazy LittleThing 23.05.2006 23:55 |
"You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback." Some poor jackass is going to have to call my mom and say "The dingoes ate your baby." That'll be rich! |
| iron eagle 24.05.2006 02:12 |
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you. anybody got a saw i can borrow????????????? |
| rachael mae. 24.05.2006 02:30 |
You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment. |
| skiqueen 24.05.2006 19:54 |
An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated. what a relief........literally |
| deleted user 25.05.2006 17:09 |
While marching in a local parade, you trip and stumble over a pothole. You are immediately crushed under the wheels of a fire engine full of clowns. i really dont like clowns...:( |
| Sherwood Forest 25.05.2006 17:29 |
ill never die |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 25.05.2006 17:30 |
Jamie SureWould wrote: ill never dieNah, Dying's for idiots. |
| The Lost Queen 25.05.2006 18:34 |
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode. Well, there you go... At least I don't need to wonder :) |
| Daburcor? 25.05.2006 21:22 |
While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed. And here I always thought it would be stray buckshot or something... |
| Forever88 25.05.2006 23:25 |
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil. |
| deleted user 26.05.2006 01:55 |
hahaha that thing is so random |
| LiveAidQueen 26.05.2006 06:05 |
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact. I'd rather kill myself than that. |
| MDNA 26.05.2006 06:07 |
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss. |
| Mayboy 26.05.2006 06:40 |
"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted." Well i survived my toast eating session this morning ;-) |
| AspiringPhilosophe 26.05.2006 09:18 |
While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you. That sucks. Good thing my Swedish blood gave me skin that makes subathing impossible. |
| Yogurt 26.05.2006 11:20 |
You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive. |
| deleted user 26.05.2006 13:33 |
I will be beaten to death with a barstool... I was hoping for something more brutal...oh well.. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 26.05.2006 15:50 |
Cant I just choke on some spagettios? |
| Sir Archie Leach 27.05.2006 09:44 |
You along with the rest of mankind perish on the 31st May. I already knew that! |
| FreMe 27.05.2006 11:38 |
I would sure like to die, in a bed filled with pizza :b |
| Hooligan's Holiday 27.05.2006 21:13 |
A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change. Ooookay, wtf? My friend Lauren claims that I am going to die at a concert being crushed by a falling speaker, but first I go deaf. My other friend Vinny says that that's an honorable way to die... |
| mr feller 7777 29.05.2006 04:12 |
While driving on the freeway, you're cut off by a truck, and your car veers into the concrete median, killing you instantly. |
| Sirk 29.05.2006 12:32 |
Your body is cut into pieces when large shards of broken glass fall from a window far above your head ......messy |
| Munchsack 29.05.2006 15:53 |
Mauled to death by a rabid pitbull, apparantly. |
| deleted user 29.05.2006 16:56 |
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse. That's gotta hurt! I wonder if anyone finds me? |
| Flashman 02.06.2006 04:53 |
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| deleted user 15.06.2006 16:27 |
"While at a bar, a stranger slips a date rape drug into your drink. Once passed out, you are taken from the bar, raped, and murdered." wonderful.. knew I someday would be raped.. and, It will happend Friday 11-8 2017 at 2:39 am.. spooky.. |