Saffron Caribou 09.03.2004 23:20 |
According to an old Japanese scroll,called the legend of Herai, Jesus wasn't crucified. Apparently his brother, Isukiri, took his place at Golgotha. Jesus fled to Japan, got married, and had two daughters. Astonishingly, Jesus died in Japan, and his gravesite is a popular tourist attraction in Japan. Here are some links link link Interesting, isn't it? |
D.Blythe 10.03.2004 01:36 |
If Jesus was shot instead of crucified, would people wear a gun around their neck instead of a cross? What about lethal injection? |
Togg 10.03.2004 04:30 |
Now this I like, strangly I find it more likely than anything I've ever read or heard from the bible. I love it Jesus flees the scene and sets up home in Japan, you know stranger things have happened. Here's something to think about (on a totally different subject but as we are thinking lateraly) Imagine a world where TV is invented and comes to your house via a cable, one day a guy invents something that can transmit the image through the air and we all rush out to buy these new 'ariels' suddenly we all think to ourselves, how did we manage with that silly cable, what a fantastic idea why did nobody come up with this before? Strange how the world works isn't it! |
deleted user 10.03.2004 07:10 |
Absolute crap. |
Penis - Vagina 10.03.2004 07:12 |
Good one Togg :) If that guy can just invent the ultimate super-powered antenna that works through heavy trees and is crystal clear out to the very edge of the city limits, I'd buy it :-P |
look what they've done to claudi.... 10.03.2004 08:42 |
i'm with lucy... this is absolutely stupid |
siljeoen 10.03.2004 08:45 |
indeed.... |
Fenderek 10.03.2004 08:45 |
Hie, hie... Of course now we'll have devots spitting on this thread, hie, hie... Still- interesting thing... not that I care... |
~Silje~ 10.03.2004 10:38 |
"Hie, hie... Of course now we'll have devots spitting on this thread, hie, hie... Still- interesting thing... not that I care... -------------------- I'm not a messiah,I'm just a very naughty boy...!" lol! That sure fits well with your signature. ;) |
Mr.Jingles 10.03.2004 11:08 |
Bullshit! Everybody knows that Jesus died crucified after being betrayed by Peter (not Judas) during the last supper. Peter was bribed by the Romans to turn in Jesus, and then Peter himself plot a consipiracy against Judas for betrying Jesus. The Romans and the Jews accused Jesus of running a prostitution ring with Mary Magdalene, when in fact he was spreading the word that he was the son of God through his website. Pilate tried to uncover the truth about the whole incident but was given an offer he couldn't refuse. |
nil 10.03.2004 11:12 |
What MR.Jingles said. I'm not really positive if he died on the cross, in my Translation of the "Holy Scriptures" it said Tree. |
nil 10.03.2004 11:18 |
Ah well, Whatever people want to believe in is fine, my mate is Hindu, that confuses me a wee bit, i'm interestead in every ones opinion in Religion. |
Bob The Shrek 10.03.2004 11:35 |
Religion is just emotional and financial blackmail. |
Fenderek 10.03.2004 12:03 |
<<"Hie, hie... Of course now we'll have devots spitting on this thread, hie, hie... Still- interesting thing... not that I care... -------------------- I'm not a messiah,I'm just a very naughty boy...!" ""lol! That sure fits well with your signature. ;)"">> :) THAT'S WHY I DON'T CARE...;) |
MexQueenFM 10.03.2004 14:14 |
LOL, that theory is so funny |
geeksandgeeks 10.03.2004 15:39 |
Ah...ooooooookay. Got it. ABC, put the joint down, give me the gun, and back away from the vodka. Now, everyone knows that Jesus died on a cross, while a chorus of creepy people laughed their heads off, and he screamed "I am thirsty!!!" about twenty times. (It's like, dammit, get him some water already.) And he died to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber. If you don't get the joke, don't ask, I don't feel like explaining. |
Under Pressure 10.03.2004 16:19 |
"And he died to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber." What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening! |
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 10.03.2004 16:37 |
I'm sure Fatty knows the real whereabouts of said Messiah what with having tracked down that Freddie bloke and all. |
geeksandgeeks 10.03.2004 16:46 |
Under Pressure - why should you want to know? ;) If fatty knows the whereabouts of said Messiah, iI'm not so sure I want to know them. |
Saffron Caribou 10.03.2004 20:53 |
Hey hey hehehe This is only a legend it doesn't mean that's true :P Still this is very interesting, it throws over to the many conspiracy theories that The Bible has. |
FriedChicken 11.03.2004 05:40 |
"Bullshit! Everybody knows that Jesus died crucified after being betrayed by Peter (not Judas) during the last supper" Bullshit, Everybody knows Jesus didn't excist |
Dances With Freddie 11.03.2004 05:43 |
"Bullshit, Everybody knows Jesus didn't excist" Bullshit! He did excist! |
Bob The Shrek 11.03.2004 06:43 |
Prove it. |
Dances With Freddie 11.03.2004 06:49 |
I can't prove it that he did excist, but I highly believe in it. maybe I'll believe you when you prove that he didn't excist. |
Bob The Shrek 11.03.2004 06:56 |
Check all the archeology that has gone on and you will not find a single shread of physical evidence that he ever existed. |
Dances With Freddie 11.03.2004 07:04 |
I've heard that it's been proven that he excisted. this does not include evidence that he performed miracles offcourse. anyway, you're free to choose wether you want to belive in the whole story or not. let's leave it there. :) peace |
Bob The Shrek 11.03.2004 07:11 |
Believe me, I am not knocking your belief's - I think Faith is down to the individual - notice I said Faith and not religion. I know that there is a paper in existance that Pilate wrote about a local 'troublemaker' called Christus (Christ) but nothing to say that he was the Messiah, son of God, whatever you want to call him. There is absolutely a God and in my house He is called Harley Davidson ;-) |
FriedChicken 11.03.2004 08:27 |
Well I believe some of the stories in the bible, especially the stories about a fellow named Jesus. But i don't believe he: -performed miracles -was the son of god -came from heaven -returned from the death and so on |
Flashman 11.03.2004 18:00 |
Let's just have a big fight. Not me though. Bit of a cold snap, so the shrapnel's on the move again. Flaming shoulder! |
TheMiracle 11.03.2004 21:05 |
If its true, you know what that means. Jesus has relatives somewhere out there! |
mmemercury 15.03.2004 12:47 |
Yes, and Princess Diana was one of them. Read the Da Vinci Code. Susan |
Saffron Caribou 15.03.2004 19:00 |
I've heard about the Da Vinci Code. Some say its a good thriller book, but poorly written. That's why I haven't got it yet, also I'm skint atm. I heard that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a family, and the zions were alive somewhere. I'm not sure. Anyways, Ron Howard is planning to direct a film based on the book soon. |
bleeding heart show 16.03.2004 08:08 |
214: Judas Betrays 215: Divine Rescue of Jesus 216: Judas Transformed 217: Judas Scourged and Mocked 218: Judas Crucified 219: Jesus appeareth to his Friends 220: Jesus and the Four Angels 221: Jesus Chargeth Barnabas to Write 222: Jesus Carried Up to Heaven You can read all these chapters here: link |
fairy_mercury 16.03.2004 08:23 |
ooh a religious debate...well in my opinion...actually i best not share my opinion. Lets just say i think Religion is crap and jesus is just a name..i'm gonna go now.. ;D |
Togg 16.03.2004 11:30 |
The Holy Blood and Holy Grail is an interesting read and traces his decendants along with a few rather interesting notions about the Catholic faith, worth a look I would suggest. I believe Brian has read it! |
The Real Wizard 04.09.2004 02:51 |
Holy shit, I can't believe I missed this thread when it came out! Yes, I was bored and happened to stumble upon this one. |
Music Man 04.09.2004 17:09 |
Hahah...excist...ha...heh...yeah...... |
geeksandgeeks 04.09.2004 19:13 |
Three points... 1) The Japanese cannot be trusted. If we want proof of this, watch the Yu-Gi-Oh! movie.* 2) How the hell did Jesus, a Middle Eastern, have a Japanese brother? 3) Why does it matter? *This was not by choice. I was mentally forced to take my six-year-old brother to see this godawful movie, and I don't know if I'll ever recover. The fans of decent anime should please put away their machetes. Thank you. |
Music Man 04.09.2004 19:47 |
geeksandgeeks wrote: 3) Why does it matter?I dare you to name one thing that actually does matter on the entire BBS. |