It appears the average American ain't as dumb as they look, for they haven't sold us all to hell in a handcart by voting in that gormless pleb John Kerry, and I for one cry 'Hallelujah!'
I told you months ago I'd show my arse in Woolworth's window if Kerry won - for one thing, how could he have made President with that face?
He certainly wouldn't have featured on Mount Rushmore - there wouldn't have been enough rockface for his chin!
Bloody socialists, they really are bad losers. Not to mention slack-jawed, cowardly, spineless, craven, clueless, obtuse, ridiculous cretins that, without fault, smell of kipper.
Rejoice!
Flashman wrote: It appears the average American ain't as dumb as they look, for they haven't sold us all to hell in a handcart by voting in that gormless pleb John Kerry, and I for one cry 'Hallelujah!'
I told you months ago I'd show my arse in Woolworth's window if Kerry won - for one thing, how could he have made President with that face?
He certainly wouldn't have featured on Mount Rushmore - there wouldn't have been enough rockface for his chin!
Bloody socialists, they really are bad losers. Not to mention slack-jawed, cowardly, spineless, craven, clueless, obtuse, ridiculous cretins that, without fault, smell of kipper.
Rejoice!
I totally agree.
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<font color ="midnightblue">ThomasQuinn wrote: Believe me, I am 100% against Hitler. The same goes for Stalin, Mao (after the revolution), Chiang Kaishek, Pol Pot and all the other nutters.
Castro fell on his face and it was funny! I may be 99% against Hitler because I mean come on, he did have a stylish moustache. Just kidding. :^)
Ted Kennedy! Jimmy Carter! Walter Mondale! Wesley Clark! Bill and Hillary Clinton! JFK! Al Gore! Michael Moore, can you hear me? Your boy took one hell of a beating. One hell of a beating!
(With apologies to Bjørge Lillelien)
Wreckage wrote:
Ted Kennedy! Jimmy Carter! Walter Mondale! Wesley Clark! Bill and Hillary Clinton! JFK! Al Gore! Michael Moore, can you hear me? Your boy took one hell of a beating. One hell of a beating!
Chortle! But you forgot Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
Good work Flashman you old toilet seat.
The moment Morrisey said vote Bush out the election was in the bag.
God bless America.
Next stop Iran followed shortly by North Korea. About time I got some results for my taxes.
I really enjoy the ability of the bush supporters to logically state their cause with elegant language, well thought out reasoning, facts, and a friendly exchange of ideas.
I have a few names for you, Flashman, dear:
-Martin Van Buren
-William Howard Taft
-James Buchanan
-Chester Arthur
-Ulysses Grant
-Richard Nixon
-George W. Bush
Clearly, we don't choose our Presidents based on how attractive they are.
I, for one, am extremely pissed off. The country's going down the tubes and now it's going to take the Supreme Court along with it. Or maybe it's the other way around.
And by the way, I'm disappointed. I'm used to you being quite reasonable. The next person who tries to link a Democrat to Osama bin Laden gets it in the ass. With a pair of fire tongs.