QueenZone discussion #786465

TheOpposition. wrote: I imagine she'll be hopping mad if she doesn't get the full 200 million.

inthelapofthegods <h6>the bored one</h6> wrote: Oh dear. I am torn between wanting to say what I feel and offending people. She didn't even know that Paul sang 'Get Back'.

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Jet is a great song too

inthelapofthegods wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Jet is a great song too

That it is, son, that it is. And let's not forget who sent it to you, hmm?

DreaminQueen wrote: and who doesnt love the song BABY IM AMAZED?! OMG!!! and C-Moon, C-Moon...

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

inthelapofthegods wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Jet is a great song too

That it is, son, that it is. And let's not forget who sent it to you, hmm?

She was a superhero

inthelapofthegods wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: and who doesnt love the song BABY IM AMAZED?! OMG!!! and C-Moon, C-Moon...

It's Maybe I'm Amazed :)

DreaminQueen wrote:

inthelapofthegods wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: and who doesnt love the song BABY IM AMAZED?! OMG!!! and C-Moon, C-Moon...

It's Maybe I'm Amazed :)

Woops, sry about the typo, in my excitement i was singing the song in my head and typed it that way.... Please Forgive me?? :D HELEN, HELEN, HELEN WHEELS... God, now ive gotta go listen to a Paul McCartney/Wings Cd... :D

Zebonka12 wrote: Maybe he'll marry Yoko.

inthelapofthegods wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

inthelapofthegods wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Jet is a great song too

That it is, son, that it is. And let's not forget who sent it to you, hmm?

She was a superhero

Oh yes. I knew she was fantastic and stuff. And, dammit, she WILL marry Paul.

iGSM wrote: When I met you at the station you were standing with a fake leg in your hand. Pfft, and people complained about Linda.

inthelapofthegods wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

inthelapofthegods wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: and who doesnt love the song BABY IM AMAZED?! OMG!!! and C-Moon, C-Moon...

It's Maybe I'm Amazed :)

Woops, sry about the typo, in my excitement i was singing the song in my head and typed it that way.... Please Forgive me?? :D HELEN, HELEN, HELEN WHEELS... God, now ive gotta go listen to a Paul McCartney/Wings Cd... :D

Ahh! I'm so happy someone here likes Paul/Wings!! This is great!!! Ohhh...yay!! :D Wasn't Linda the greatest?! SO much better than Heather...SO much better.

Brian_Mays_Wig wrote: Well, he was warned. She'll only get between 75M - 200M pay off. Silly Boy.

Mr.Jingles wrote: Now that gay marriage is being put into law, perhaps Macca should try to marry Michael Jackson. I know he'd do anything to get the Beatles catalog back.

Mr Mercury wrote: well seeing as the jokes are flooding in about Heather Mills heres another one - A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate. "Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney

scallyuk wrote: News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped" She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible. "She's 'Running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this" It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on. Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over". Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless" Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul hadgot her for the wedding, she heard he was getting her a plane. It all became clear when she opened her first present, it was not the type of plane she was expecting. From then on she was able to shave both her legs!

Mr Mercury wrote: well seeing as the jokes are flooding in about Heather Mills heres another one - A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate. "Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol

She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol

She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog

What a shame!!! People who blame their farts on other people are horrible human beings!!!! And not to mention people who eat other peoples skittles, especially the sour ones...sad Poor dog :( taking the blame for that petty farting golddigger...sad Where was Paul Sr. when all of this was going on...

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol

She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog

What a shame!!! People who blame their farts on other people are horrible human beings!!!! And not to mention people who eat other peoples skittles, especially the sour ones...sad Poor dog :( taking the blame for that petty farting golddigger...sad Where was Paul Sr. when all of this was going on...

Busy being mad at Yoko

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol

She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog

What a shame!!! People who blame their farts on other people are horrible human beings!!!! And not to mention people who eat other peoples skittles, especially the sour ones...sad Poor dog :( taking the blame for that petty farting golddigger...sad Where was Paul Sr. when all of this was going on...

Busy being mad at Yoko

Ahhhh, come on, whats it been like 30 years??? No disrespect, but tell your daddy that he needs to get that Beatles catalog back from Micheal Jackson...and leave Yoko alone, just pay for her to get some singing lessons...lol

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And for everyone's clarification, he only married her because he was on LSD at the time

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And for everyone's clarification, he only married her because he was on LSD at the time

ROFL

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: And Heather was a bitch of a stepmom too

Sorry...I know Heather was such a bitch to you, I'm happy its over for you now...I know she liked to feed you gruel, and chase you around with that wooden leg of hers....lol

She would eat all the skittles. Then she would fart and blame it on the dog

What a shame!!! People who blame their farts on other people are horrible human beings!!!! And not to mention people who eat other peoples skittles, especially the sour ones...sad Poor dog :( taking the blame for that petty farting golddigger...sad Where was Paul Sr. when all of this was going on...

Busy being mad at Yoko

Ahhhh, come on, whats it been like 30 years??? No disrespect, but tell your daddy that he needs to get that Beatles catalog back from Micheal Jackson...and leave Yoko alone, just pay for her to get some singing lessons...lol

ROFLMAO!!! You two are hilarious. Poor Paulie Jr.!!! Stupid bitch heather :P

Zebonka12 wrote: I know precisely what Paul said when Heather broke up with him. "Don't you know WHO I AM??? I'm Paul McCartney. I WAS IN WINGS." (Storms out to his panic room)

Paul McCartney Junior wrote: Then he broke one of her 3 legs. Fortunatly for her, it was the spare

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones. She has 2 weeks to meet the demand

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones. She has 2 weeks to meet the demand

Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones. She has 2 weeks to meet the demand

Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol

Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones. She has 2 weeks to meet the demand

Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol

Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too

LOL!!!!!

DreaminQueen wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen<h6>sweetbodykisses<B> wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

WhatMustHeThink wrote: Ahh! Poor Paul! My god, if she didnt like being in a shadow of somebody, she shouldnt have married PAUL MCCARTNEY!!

Yeah we do Dreamin Queen...lol EXACTLY!!! :-P Silly goose...

Rofl, I havnt heard that expression since I was about 4 years old! :D

haha me neither... i duno what possessed me to say it... see, this breakup has gotten me all in a tizzy for poor Paul Jr. That i duno what i was doing! :D Im sorry you have to be a witness to all this Jr... My heart goes out to you... And your poor dog! They are truly smart creatures, and believe me, when they fart, the excuse themselves... that wasnt right of heather to do that to him... she should be paying HIM the money shes asking for!

The dog's demands are 2 prime ribs and a lifetime supply of milkbones. She has 2 weeks to meet the demand

Throw in a life supply of Kibbles n' bits while your at it...lol

Come now, just because Heather looks like the dog, doesnt mean the dog is a gold digger too

LOL!!!!!

LMAO! Well he should ask for what he rightly deserves... JellyBeanQueen-- we seriously have the same sense of humor! lol i love ya! And Paul Jr. How are you coping my dear??

DreaminQueen wrote: ^^ wha???

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: ^^ wha???

Dreamy darling, I can always go find her spare leg.

DreaminQueen wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: ^^ wha???

Dreamy darling, I can always go find her spare leg.

haha Thanks Pauly dear, you know could you put in a good word with your dad about me please?? I've always enjoyed his music... :D And i wouldnt dream of taking your money... i dont have any use for it...

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: ^^ wha???

Dreamy darling, I can always go find her spare leg.

haha Thanks Pauly dear, you know could you put in a good word with your dad about me please?? I've always enjoyed his music... :D And i wouldnt dream of taking your money... i dont have any use for it...

Sure, I'll tell him before his next acid trip

DreaminQueen wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote:

Paul McCartney Junior wrote:

DreaminQueen wrote: ^^ wha???

Dreamy darling, I can always go find her spare leg.

haha Thanks Pauly dear, you know could you put in a good word with your dad about me please?? I've always enjoyed his music... :D And i wouldnt dream of taking your money... i dont have any use for it...

Sure, I'll tell him before his next acid trip

You really are a darling! ;D How is that poor dog of yours?