| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 04.04.2004 18:24 |
I was having luncheon at the Reform Club the other day when somebody put it to me that if you were to throw a dinner party which six people would you invite. Considering the people still have to be alive that ruled out Audrey Hepburn and old Boney. Anyway after little thought my six guests would be: Billy Connelly - you need a joker, however I would have to limit his language on account of my next guest. Miss James - she could regale guests with her 'children conversations' and Rocky Horror anecdotes. Baroness Thatcher - political chat and Blair bashing. Dustin Hoffman - he must have some titbits to tell and I could practice my 'Rain Man' impression on him. Jeremy Clarkson - there would be a ban on car talk but I'm sure he could wind Mrs T up Audrey Tautou - someone to practise my French on. I suppose I should have a chef or a sports person in there but I can't be arsed. Ivan Lendl and that Worrel Thompson bloke can come next week! If you can be bothered who would you invite? |
| Daburcor? 04.04.2004 18:35 |
Well let's see... I'm not really a fan of that many people, So, some of the six may be faked. My brother Shane - If there's any Buffy/Angel fans there, He'll fit in just fine. He can be good company as well. Miss James - She's my best bud, And she's funny as hell! She'd have to be there! Janet - She's Funny as hell also! As long as we give her plenty of gummis, I think she'd keep up the comedy. Billy Joel - To sing/play piano. Also funny as hell. Brian May - To play guitar. In the all-star band ;) Liberty De Vito - To play the drums. They'd make quite a neat band. ;) So there you have it, That's my list. Though, I think they'd be the ONLY people there. Well, Aside from me anyhow. |
| Holly2003 04.04.2004 20:19 |
For my amusement: hunter thompson homer simpson oliver stone dennis hopper christopher hitchens michael palin or for undertable manipulation: Denise Richards Jerry Ryan Jolene Blalock Natasha Kinski Christina Ricci Helen Slater and the dinner guests from your nightmares: the pope mel gibson ben elton ann coulter tony slattery gary bushell |
| hamsters 04.04.2004 20:25 |
hmmm... My Boyfriend- because he's the most special person in the world to me. Gackt- because he makes absolutely no sense and is gorgeous, and it would also be nice to have someone so charming to speak japanese with. My Best Friend C2- She's my best friend and I love her to death so why not? Mana of Malice Mizer- Because the dinner party needs general weirdness Takashi Murakami- To discuss art and fashion with I feel tempted to say David Beckham for my sixth guest but no, Im gonna settle with my mom because shes much more special than david beckham...but then she probably wouldnt enjoy dinner because of all the random japaneseness going on |
| rhapsody__87 04.04.2004 20:31 |
Takashi Murakami... how great were those rainbow Louis Vuitton bags that he collaborated on? God, I LOVE those! :-) |
| hamsters 04.04.2004 20:33 |
I love the EYes LOVE YOU and the Sakura ones... I have a pink sakura bag with matching wallet...cherish it to deaht i tell you... mmhmm. I also have a belt... wear it every single day. I however admire his artwork more than his fashion collaborations, seeing as the SFMOMA has a big Murakami collection its amazing to go up and see one of your artistic idols work just there... phenomenal. |
| rhapsody__87 04.04.2004 20:37 |
Oh wow... I've never seen his artwork before. Is there perhaps a website I could look at to view some of it? It's awful though how all over my school there are imitations of the Murakami's that people got on Canal Street. |
| hamsters 04.04.2004 20:55 |
link link the first one is an interview with some photos of his work in it and the second is just rather good all around XD It is awful, I see people and they walk up to me asking me if its real (because Im only 16...XD and not famous) and Im like, "LOok at the serial number, honey." and uggh, I cringe whenever i see a bad fake out there... Heh, guess that makes me a snot. |
| rhapsody__87 04.04.2004 21:01 |
Trust me you're not a snot-- I got my first LV at 16 and acquired another one this past Hannukah. I think I'm unintentionally bratty because here, especially, I make mean comments when I don't mean it then feel really bad about a day later. It's a bad process, really! But I'll definitely go check out those websites! |
| hamsters 04.04.2004 21:09 |
hmm I make plenty of mean comments too.. but I think thats because I cant help being bitchy... and my mom lets me know it too XD "You're so mean! No wonder people dont like you! Why Don't you ever smile? You always scowl..." XD Hmmm, its not bitchy, its called being highly irritable and having high standards. XD |
| Lester Burnham 04.04.2004 21:34 |
Bill Wyman Elvis Costello Seth MacFarlane Zach Braff John C. McGinley Dustin Hoffman Bill Clinton Mandy Moore (she'd be my date / girlfriend) iGSM Charles Baer, so that we can throw custard pies at him until he passes out from custard inhalation, then throw him into the decorative pond next door. |
| deleted user 04.04.2004 21:41 |
Aw, thanks for the invite, Sir Archie. I return the gesture by inviting your refined self to my dinner party - we can discuss things all CG. ;^) As for the other invites: Corthon (you funny, too ;^)) Molly Wally & Janet Lore Bob Paulie Gwen Stefani (and Mr. Kanal...mmm) Christopher Guest Now I must make up what to serve... |
| Daburcor? 04.04.2004 21:48 |
If I'm invited, You'd bette make a lot. *is reeeeeeeeeally hungry right now* ;) |
| rhapsody__87 04.04.2004 21:52 |
Bizarro iGSM-- you're lucky that Mandy broke up with Andy Roddick so you can really go to the dinner with her! And not to be late to the party, so to say, but who is Charles Baer, why do we hate him and yes, I am prepared for sarcastic comments haha :) |
| Daburcor? 04.04.2004 21:53 |
Here is an example of Chuck's handy work: link THIS is why we don't much care for him. ;) |
| D.Blythe 04.04.2004 21:54 |
My six? Richard Nixon- a fascinating person. Larry King once said that of all of the people he has interviewed over the years, Richard Nixon was the best guest because he could talk intelligently about almost anything, from politics to baseball. Clint Eastwood- also a very interesting person with a wide range of interests and influences. Sam Peckinpah- Like Eastwood, more than he has been made out to be. An interesting man with opinions he was not afraid to offer. Joan Crawford- Like Peckinpah, more that SHE has been made out to be. A beautiful woman in her time, she was also not afraid to offer her opinions. Myrna Loy- Every dinner party needs a beautiful woman with wit and charm to keep the conversation moving. Sophia Loren- Because I want her there. |
| Lester Burnham 04.04.2004 22:02 |
rhapsody__87 wrote: Bizarro iGSM-- you're lucky that Mandy broke up with Andy Roddick so you can really go to the dinner with her!they did?? hot damn! |
| rhapsody__87 04.04.2004 22:15 |
YEAH they did!!! I was like DAMN no more Mandy and Andy [insert 'awwwww'] Rod-dick. Not really. I don't care for them and he's kind of funny looking. What an unfortunate last name. I mean, what if he can't live up to it? Wow, that was incredibly 13 years old of me... I apologize :X |
| rhapsody__87 04.04.2004 22:18 |
Thanks for that Danno... he's an individual, that Chuckster. This is in his UserInfo: "I was born and raised in santa cruz , california. I went to high school in newport , rhode island. I went to college on the big island of hawaii. then I moved to santa fe , new mexico. in 1999 , I moved to portland , oregon , usa. I will stay here forever or until I move to australia , which ever comes first. I have never been married and have zero kids. its gunna stay that way. however , if your a hot single chick in portland , call me up , 503 - 830 - 7978" Mmmmkay. I feel embarassed to have a LiveJournal too. :D |
| hamsters 04.04.2004 23:39 |
Dude, dont feel embaressed about having an LJ because everyone elso on the planet does... *is pissed off because she was one week short of being an early member or whatever those are called* |
| iGSM 05.04.2004 00:18 |
The Fonz - I'm impressed at his ability to tell people to sit on it. I'm inviting him so he can tell us what 'it' is. Eric Idle/Michael Palin/John Cleese/Terry Jones - They would dine with me then eat my spine. John Deacon - Just to prove he is still alive. Then we'd be off to a Strip Club. And a bottle of rat urine too. |
| Lester Burnham 05.04.2004 01:07 |
iGSM wrote: The Fonz - I'm impressed at his ability to tell people to sit on it. I'm inviting him so he can tell us what 'it' is. Eric Idle/Michael Palin/John Cleese/Terry Jones - They would dine with me then eat my spine. John Deacon - Just to prove he is still alive. Then we'd be off to a Strip Club. And a bottle of rat urine too.Bastard, how dare you not invite me. |
| iGSM 05.04.2004 06:52 |
I did invite you. The invitation must have got lost in the mail. |
| deleted user 05.04.2004 11:29 |
Hmmm..Andy..single again...hmmm.. ...Interesting... |
| Lester Burnham 05.04.2004 11:32 |
Miss James wrote: Hmmm..Andy..single again...hmmm.. ...Interesting...I'll take Mandy, you take Andy? |
| deleted user 05.04.2004 11:34 |
Works for me! ;^) |
| Fenderek 05.04.2004 12:06 |
Six ppl: John Cleese Michael Palin Eric Idle Terry Jones Terry Gilliam and... bollocks- run out of Pythons... oh, well- Graham Chapman's ashes... |
| fairy_mercury 05.04.2004 13:22 |
mmmmmm..i'd invite: Roger Taylor..just because *drooooool* Jonny Wilkinson...God Owen Wilson...i like him for some reason Orlando Bloom to look pretty Roger Daltry Ringo Starr..man i love Thomas the tank engine you know apart from Roger T and Jonny, that was a hard choice, i'd prefer to invite dead people...! |
| rhapsody__87 05.04.2004 13:26 |
My six: Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston Ben Stiller Jim Carrey Adam Sandler Jack Black The first 2 because you know I love them and the last 4 because I love those guys and I always need a good laugh or two! :) |
| Hitman 05.04.2004 16:27 |
nice topic: i want to invite everyone here on the board!PLUS Mr Brian May & Mr Roger Taylor....i must tell you i would not invite John Deacon, there would me too much mess with him.... i will invite John tomorrow....me and him.... ;) i will convince him to make a solo album featuring me!!!!! :D:D:D |
| Penis - Vagina 05.04.2004 17:47 |
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| Flashman 05.04.2004 18:08 |
Muhammed Ali : To laugh at his current table manners. Woody Allen : I'd just love the chance to tell him face to face that his films are all shite. Carol Vorderman : The thinking man's crumpet. Halle Berry : Crumpet, pure and simple. Liv Tyler : You can never have too much crumpet. Tony Blair : All the best dinner parties have to finish with a decent punch-up. Mine would also start with one. |
| deleted user 05.04.2004 18:11 |
If your dinner party is at all like Woody Allen's films, he's gonna be going home with all your crumpets. ;^) |
| Flashman 05.04.2004 18:17 |
Don't be daft, lass. This is Flash you're talking to! That crumpet is for my consumption only. |
| Janet 05.04.2004 18:17 |
Or strumpets, as the case may be ;-) |
| Flashman 05.04.2004 18:18 |
Crumpets, strumpets, humpets. All the same to Flashy. |
| deleted user 05.04.2004 18:19 |
LOL Janet! I was fully aware to whom I was speaking, Flashy, thank you very much. ;^) |
| Lester Burnham 05.04.2004 18:54 |
Pass the crumpets, Flash, I'm starving. |
| Pluto 05.04.2004 21:10 |
my best friends lydia and joey, my "boyfriend" brent, and keegan hayley, and james |
| dragonzflame 06.04.2004 00:55 |
Bob the Shrek could regale us all with undertaker stories. That might be fun. Just for the amusement of that, my grandparents too. |
| iGSM 06.04.2004 05:53 |
I don't think you should invite Terry Gillam. He and Terry Jones might get angry at the direction of the table.. heh, read Monty Python SPEAKS!, it's quite funny. I think I'd also invite Flashman so he could draw me a picture of a dinosaur. |
| Merlot 06.04.2004 10:08 |
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| Mr Coolest Cat 06.04.2004 14:10 |
Jeff Lynne Tom Hanks Louise Redknapp Roger Taylor Roy Keane David Jason |
| MexQueenFM 06.04.2004 14:27 |
Freddie Angelina Jolie Salma Hayek and 3 other young Hollywood actresses |
| rhapsody__87 06.04.2004 14:28 |
Of course you'd pick gorgeous Hollywood actresses, Mex ;) |
| Janet 06.04.2004 14:50 |
What the hell...Charles can come to my dinner party... |
| Janet 06.04.2004 17:24 |
Wait! *Reads Baer's last post on 'kurt cobain and layne stayley , rest in peace' thread. Quickly cuts him from dinner party list.* |
| hamsters 06.04.2004 21:42 |
Hey mex... if you invite Charlize Theron I'll take care of Stuart townsend for the night XD |
| MexQueenFM 06.04.2004 21:47 |
"Hey mex... if you invite Charlize Theron I'll take care of Stuart townsend for the night XD" How could I forget Charlize? of course she's invited!!! |
| hamsters 07.04.2004 00:20 |
hmm, forget mana... he never talks and would make me feel ugly... Mana has been replaced with David Beckham. *nod noD* |
| Hitman 07.04.2004 05:07 |
Liv Tyler is mine GRRRRRRRRR.... ;D |