I never was one for bandwagons and jumping upon them, but it appears that everyone who has ever left this site decided to make return appearances, so...
I am leaving. Goodbye.
*ten minutes later*
Hey guys, I'm back. Did you miss me?
You're all so spoiled. I leave for ten minutes, and you all immediately assume I'd buy you something. What on earth would possess you to think that? Do you think I'm your grandfather or something?!
...yeah, they're in the trunk of my Buick station wagon, go and get 'em.