Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.
Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?
Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?
A man's WC is his kingdom, Archie, you old spiv.
But believe me; if you're far from home and legging it from the filth or Big Dave, your bowels will be squirting with every precious yard covered. A bush or rabbit hole will suffice when Nature calls in those circumstances.
There's no greater enema than Big Dave.
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote: Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.
Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?
Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?
I can pretty much shit anywhere, but I do know what you mean.
Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach wrote: Just got back from a few days in sunny Stevenage and thought I'd ask a question of you dear Queenzoners.
Why when I'm away and eat all manner of dodgy food and various drinks in copious amounts I can't do a number 2. Yet as soon as I'm back home the old throne is visited within a couple of minutes?
Am I alone or is your own toilet your best friend?
You're not alone. Trust me.
I even very rarely go to the washroom at school, even though I am usually in school for 6 and a half hours most days of the week!