Just to let you know I am now officially in the family way. I am delighted to announce I am the proud father (although in a certain light she does look suspiciously like a so-called pal of mine) of a baby girl.
Born on March 8th weighing a strapping 8lb 9oz, we have called her Hannah Jayne and she is absolutely beautiful, but what would you expect with quality genes like hers?
Congratulations - you must be overjoyed :)
From now on sleep is not an option and money is only worth half of what it used to be. She will spit her milk on your best suit and you won't mind. You will take hundreds of photos which look all the same and you'll bore the hell out of your friends with stories about her alleged smartness. The silly proud-father smile will not leave your face and drive away effectively all intelligent people near you.
You lucky bastard:)
Awwwwww!!! Congrats!!!! You are so in for it though Flashy my dear. Girls are nothing but trouble. Don't ask how I know, although you could ask my Dad. Any chance of a picture of her?
;)
<font color=red><b>Mr Mercury</b> wrote: Flashy a daddy eh?? I wonder what the chaps down at the Gentlemans Club might say!!
Congrats you old cad!
Dave
It'll be like that scene from 'Only Fools and Horses':
"Say hello to Daddy!"
All the chaps wave back.
magicalfreddiemercury wrote: Well congratulations... but might I suggest you start practicing your warnings to this child about men such as yourself???
LOL! I was just going to say something along these lines. Once she hits puberty it will be interesting to see how he handles the little boys.
Congrats!
Sir Archie Leach wrote: You never told me about your impending fatherhood you old rascal.
Damn booze.
Wait till Harry Borlox hears about this!
Don't play dumb, you old rake, although it clearly comes naturally to you.
I've seen you sniffing around seeing if there's any resemblances. Aye, well she's got ten fingers and ten toes, so she ain't yours pal, get it into your head.