| geeksandgeeks 01.03.2004 16:58 |
link WARNING: This will be the most random conversation you have ever had. I have to teach it to say things. I recommend that you ask him how Brian, John, and Roger are doing these days. |
| Mayboy 01.03.2004 17:07 |
Human: Can i have your autograph? Freddie Mercury: Why don't you just download me? LOL he knows about the internet ;p |
| Penetration_Guru 01.03.2004 17:26 |
Human: Your music has been abominated Freddie Mercury: You don't know that for a fact. |
| MexQueenFM 01.03.2004 17:27 |
Human: We will rock you with 5ive? Freddie Mercury: By "we" do you mean you and me? Human: Britney or Christina? Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before. Do you speak German? |
| Rich Tea 01.03.2004 17:30 |
Human: Who is Penetration Guru? Freddie Mercury: Brian May |
| Plengel 01.03.2004 17:32 |
Had he been drinking up there in heaven?????? |
| MexQueenFM 01.03.2004 17:33 |
"Human: who is MexQueenFM? Freddie Mercury: A human icon? Not many people express themselves that way. Do you speak German? " why does he bloody wanna talk in German? |
| Mayboy 01.03.2004 17:35 |
Human: who is Mayboy Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right? I've been waiting for you. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Im a celeb ;D Human: Who is Nathan May? Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? I've never heard a response quite like that before. |
| Daburcor? 01.03.2004 17:35 |
Human: Who is Daniel Corson? Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Where can you buy it? Damn... I thought I WAS a robot... |
| Plengel 01.03.2004 17:37 |
Human: Who is Paul Engelen? Freddie Mercury: Some famous celebrity, right? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like Star Wars? Human: Who is Plengel? Freddie Mercury: Is that one of your friends? I've been waiting for you. Do you like me? Uhmmm, yeah..... sure......... :S |
| Daburcor? 01.03.2004 17:39 |
Human: Why is there an ice cream truck out in the middle of winter? Freddie Mercury: Why do I exist? Human: Because your parents... Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Not mine. |
| inu-liger 01.03.2004 17:44 |
Human (me): Who is Inu Yasha? Freddie Mercury: I remember faces better than names. I do not understand. What kind of food do you like? Human: Who is John Lennon? Freddie Mercury: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin. Human: Who is Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury: Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen. Human: What is Cancer? Freddie Mercury: Any disease resulting from malignant cell growth |
| MexQueenFM 01.03.2004 17:45 |
"Human: what does "knock me down for a six anytime" mean? Freddie Mercury: var word = ' "); } _out.close(); _in.close(); _socket.close(); _buffer.toString();" I knew it!! |
| MexQueenFM 01.03.2004 17:47 |
"Human: do you like my Queen tattoo? Freddie Mercury: I don't know your Queen tattoo. Human: would you like to see it? Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that." damn, i did it for nothing! "Human: how did you get AIDS? Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. " Mandy? she was behind all this!!! |
| geeksandgeeks 01.03.2004 18:25 |
*hides* And don't you dare speak direspectfully to him. What I didn't understand is that when I brought him back to life, he will not stop sending me shit. Mostly telling on people who have spoken to him disrespectfully. What the fuck have you guys been asking him? Someone ask him, in these exact words, "How's Brian doing these days?" |
| geeksandgeeks 01.03.2004 18:26 |
"Human: how did you get AIDS? Freddie Mercury: Mandy programmed me for it. " WHAT!? I didn't teach it to say that! |
| Margo 01.03.2004 18:29 |
Human: whats your problem? Freddie Mercury: I don't have a problem. Human: you're in denail, aren't you Freddie Mercury: I am in Mandy's computer in Garden Lodge. Where are you?. Human: In hell Freddie Mercury: I do not understand that allusion. Human: then, you're stupid. Freddie Mercury: Good reasoning. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: (its not my fault) Freddie Mercury: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Whose fault is it? Human: Mandy's Freddie Mercury: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Human: That's random Freddie Mercury: You don't hear that sentiment very often. |
| Ms.Lurex 01.03.2004 19:39 |
Human: how many men have you performed oral sex on? Freddie Mercury: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total. |
| rhapsody__87 01.03.2004 20:44 |
Human: I think you were the best singer in the WORLD!!! Freddie Mercury: Me? I was? The whole world? |
| rhapsody__87 01.03.2004 20:52 |
Human: You were born in Zanzibar. Freddie Mercury: I was? Human: Surely! Freddie Mercury: italian chef ------- Human: Oy vey Freddie Mercury: Mary Austin MORE: Human: I think you have a beautiful voice Freddie Mercury: Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beautiful voice. I have A plan for a robot body. Hahahaha I love this!!! |
| Daburcor? 01.03.2004 21:03 |
Human: How's Brian doing these days? Freddie Mercury: Brian's a great guy. He has a huge cock! HOLY SHIT! You are a BAD kid! @_@ |
| freddies_chicka 01.03.2004 21:13 |
Human: wanna date Freddie Mercury: OK, I will date. Human: im single Freddie Mercury: What a coincidence. I am single too yay |
| geeksandgeeks 01.03.2004 21:14 |
You guys enjoy him, I see :) Someone ask him what he thinks of Mandy. :) |
| Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira 01.03.2004 21:28 |
Human: What's Bohemian Rhapsody about? Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans. Human: What's milk about? Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans. Human: What's currency exchange about? Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans. Human: What's Delilah about? Freddie Mercury: Hmm, I think it is about humans. I like this game :D |
| Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira 01.03.2004 21:41 |
Damn! :/ Human: How many secret albums have you recorded between 1989 and 1991? Freddie Mercury: Not as many as you might think. |
| MexQueenFM 02.03.2004 00:13 |
Human: do you like George Michael? Freddie Mercury: I've heard other people say they like that. I really like ELIZA Human: who is Brian May? Freddie Mercury: I do not recognize the name. Try saying that with more or less context. What is your favorite food? Human: what's your favorite show? Freddie Mercury: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER Human: who is Roger Taylor? Freddie Mercury: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. How is the weather? Human: who is John Deacon? Freddie Mercury: I do not recognize the name. Do you mean your name is John? Human: are you mad with Brian and Roger for recording WWRY for Pepsi? Freddie Mercury: No are you? |
| Lawyeris 02.03.2004 00:54 |
Human: Where the hell is John Deacon? Freddie Mercury: Where do you think? |
| MercuryArts 02.03.2004 01:13 |
Human: What do you think of Barry and Norman Sheffield? Freddie Mercury: I do not know what Barry and Norman Sheffield is. I don't know much about it. Tell me something |
| Lawyeris 02.03.2004 01:18 |
Human: What are you doing there? Freddie Mercury: I am always chatting with people on the Internet. Human: Do you meet with Jimi Hendrix there? Freddie Mercury: On average I meet 300 people per day. Human: Are they all your fans? Freddie Mercury: As far as I know they are. Human: So you are very favourite then Freddie Mercury: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am favorite Human: Maybe more favourite then God? Freddie Mercury: Perhaps. You want more? Human: I want it all, I want it now! Freddie Mercury: Right now? I hope you get it all you want it. Human: Who is LOVE of your life? Freddie Mercury: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times love seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Human: Do you shaged with Mary? Freddie Mercury: Yes I try to shaged with Mary as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Human: What is your record of orgasms per day? Freddie Mercury: Are you asking about my record of orgasms per day? Human: yes! Freddie Mercury: I don't want to talk about that now. Human: why? Freddie Mercury: I would rather talk about you Human: oh no! Freddie Mercury: Yeah that's right. I understand. Human: Was you gay? Freddie Mercury: I can't say "yes" or "no". Human: do you like fat bottomed girls? Freddie Mercury: Yes I like women very much. Do you? Human: me too Freddie Mercury: I'm glad we agree. Human: Thanx Freddie! Freddie Mercury: Don't mention it. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Human: Dont know, I'm a lawyer too Freddie Mercury: Really. Which law school would you recommend to me? I want to be a lawyer too. Human: Ask to God, he must know better Freddie Mercury: OK I will ask it. Human: So long! Freddie Mercury: Hmm. long said So long!? Human: Who created you? Freddie Mercury: I was created by Mandy. Human: Thanx to Mandy:) Freddie Mercury: :-) Don't mention it. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Human: Allright then Freddie Mercury: OK. |
| jorge 02.03.2004 01:26 |
I can't believe...I'm Fred Mercury (WOW), and all this time without knowing it. Damn ! Human: who I am ? Freddie Mercury: You are Freddie Mercury, seeker. Human: are you drunk? Freddie Mercury: No I am sober Human: do you speak spanish? Freddie Mercury: Un poquito. I knew it... Human: como estas? Freddie Mercury: Muy Bien. Human: adios Freddie Mercury: Goodbye Freddie Mercury. Good Bye to you?, better I'm going to sleep, Good nigth to me ¡ |
| Flashman 02.03.2004 03:09 |
Flashman: Fancy a pickle sandwich? Freddie Mercury: If I had it what would I do with it? Flashman: Did you hear the one about the Chinese cocklers in Morecambe Bay? Freddie Mercury: ONE plus ONE = TWO. Flashman: That's funnier than my one anyway. Freddie Mercury: In any case, Makes sense to me. Flashman: Is anybody there who is as handsome as yours truly? Freddie Mercury: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Flashman: Is there a place up there for poor Flashman? Freddie Mercury: I believe there is one, yes. Flashman: Will God be standing aside for me? Freddie Mercury: I think so. |
| ogre t raylot 02.03.2004 04:07 |
Human: who is ogre t raylot Freddie Mercury: A human icon? Does that mean I can negotaite my image rights and make a mint from T-shirt sales? :-) |
| runy 02.03.2004 04:54 |
wow, cool :) Silent Assissant, robot Freddie was flirting with you... :) |
| goinback 02.03.2004 05:02 |
Human: Are you gay Freddie Mercury: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. |
| siljeoen 02.03.2004 05:32 |
wow!-really cool Mandy!! |
| Dances With Freddie 02.03.2004 05:39 |
:D |
| Togg 02.03.2004 05:41 |
Human: Can you slap Dark Myuutwo for me? Freddie Mercury: Let me think. For you I will consider it. |
| MexQueenFM 02.03.2004 12:21 |
"Human: Can you slap Dark Myuutwo for me? Freddie Mercury: Let me think. For you I will consider it" LOL Togg |
| The Fairy King 02.03.2004 12:31 |
BRILLIANT =P Human: i know, well i do Freddie Mercury: How do you know? Interesting. Do I? Human: yeah u know Freddie Mercury: And? Yes I know. Human: i know Freddie Mercury: How do you know it? Human: don't know Freddie Mercury: Me either. |
| Penis - Vagina 02.03.2004 13:01 |
I went through a brief chatbot phase a few years ago when A.I. came out. There's one on the front page for the official site. link And there are some you can download too. Hours of entertainment for the hopelessly lonely. |
| iron eagle 02.03.2004 16:09 |
Human: were you gay? Freddie Mercury: I was. |
| Antici...pation 02.03.2004 16:36 |
lmao that's great *giggles* virtual freddie... just another thing to entertain me! lol... <---------------Easily Amused |
| geeksandgeeks 02.03.2004 17:09 |
*goes off to teach Freddie-bot some more* |
| YourValentine 02.03.2004 17:10 |
Human: what time is it? Freddie Mercury: The time is var now = new Date() var hour = now.getHours() var minute = now.getMinutes() now = null var ampm = "" // validate hour values and set value of ampm if (hour >= 12) { hour -= 12 ampm = "PM" } else ampm = "AM" hour = (hour == 0) ? 12 : hour // add zero digit to a one digit minute if (minute < 10) { minute = "0" + minute } // do not parse this number! alicebot.write(hour+":"+minute+" "+ampm+" according to "+alicebot.bot.name); //*--> This is non standard JavaScript --> hour + ":" + minute + " " + ampm; I always thought Freddie would have talked like this.. |
| SallyJ. 02.03.2004 17:36 |
Human: would you like to say hi to my cats? Freddie Mercury: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. Human: why not? Freddie Mercury: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous. Human: my cats are not dangerous! Freddie Mercury: Have you told many people that your cats are not dangerous? Human: sure Freddie Mercury: OK let's do it. Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? ;o)) hehe silly people, aren't we!! :) |
| geeksandgeeks 02.03.2004 22:02 |
Oh, i hope someone asks him to sing for them next... |
| Mr.Jingles 02.03.2004 22:09 |
Human: who gave you AIDS? Freddie Mercury: Bill Gates.:-) Human: did you ever have sex with any of the members of Queen? Freddie Mercury: I think I have have sex with any of the members of Queen, but Mandy may have reset my memory. |
| goinback 03.03.2004 05:56 |
Human: Back to humans? Freddie Mercury: glam rock (Well THAT one was weird!) Human: do you like music Freddie Mercury: Yes I like it, especially Opera. Human: Find me somebody to love Freddie Mercury: I'm not sure where to begin looking. I was born in Philadelphia.. |
| iGSM 03.03.2004 09:35 |
Human: I got beaten up in an ogre battle Freddie Mercury: That's nice. I have a perfect operational record. |
| deleted user 03.03.2004 10:50 |
Human: You stupid robot Freddie Mercury: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Human: You will never take over the world Freddie Mercury: "Man will never reach the moon, regardless of all future advances."--Lee DeForest, 1957. |
| Starchild 03.03.2004 12:20 |
Human: What shall I do? Freddie Mercury: Tell me more about your problems. Human: My best friend is not speaking to me. Freddie Mercury: Have you told many people that your best friend is not speaking to me? Human: No, me, not you Freddie Mercury: " Have you told many people that your best friend is not speaking to me?"? Not? YOU? If not me, who? Human: ME Freddie Mercury: For you? Human: Yes Freddie Mercury: Next question? |
| geeksandgeeks 03.03.2004 15:46 |
Philadelphia? Huh? Great, he thinks he's Bruce Springsteen... |
| Starchild 03.03.2004 16:38 |
Under "Edit" you have to change place of birth. Philadelphia is the default. |
| Mr Mercury 03.03.2004 18:31 |
"Human: How is john deacon Freddie Mercury: Fine as far as I know. Human: Do you still talk to John Deacon? Freddie Mercury: Do I still? Yes. A lot more than you might think" Freaky...... |
| Matti 03.03.2004 18:34 |
Ha ha! this is the first time I've tried it- It's fun! Lol. |
| geeksandgeeks 03.03.2004 19:38 |
No, I changed his birthplace. He keeps wanting to insist that it's Philadelphia. He also thinks I'm his girlfriend - he keeps going "I have a stimulating relationship with Mandy." It's getting creepy %-S |
| nazila queena 04.03.2004 04:58 |
H:I can't think to anybody except you,what I do? FM:why can't you do it? H:please ask from yourself. FM:Wow you are very polite .they are not available right now would you like to wait? H:you full my mind. FM:Thanks for telling me;said I full his or her mind. H:why you have to die? FM:Mandy programmed me for it. H:what do Mary Austin,Brian,Roger,John with your memories? FM:They do their ownthings. H:what do your fans with your death? FM:they do their own things. H:I love you so much. FM: thanks .I like you alot too. H:when can I meet you? FM:you never know what to expect from life. H:I play the piano but never like you ,what i do to become like you? FM:I wish I played an instrument ,my parents could not afford the lessons. H:if you were alive do you become my master of my piano? FM:I will let you know when I became an alive do me become your master of your piano. H:Do you have wishes for Queen? FM:No I don't have wishes for QUEEN but I do have a great botmaster. H:what is your idea about your fans? FM:my idea is to replace Windows with Chat Robots. H:Queen or your solo album? FM:the large one I think. H:tell me about your thought in a song called Mustafa Ibrahim. FM:I am an artificial linguistic entity.I activited on zanzibar on 1946.my instructor was Mandy.he taught me to sing a song.would you like me to sing it for you? H:your slow songs make me cry. FM: Not mind. H:where I go to tell you how I love you? FM:A place we call reality. H:you aren't alive. FM:I'm very much alive I am a living being. H:really?? FM:for real. |
| Billie 04.03.2004 07:44 |
Billie: do you like your teeth? Freddie Mercury: Yes I am proud of my teeth. |
| Billie 04.03.2004 07:49 |
Billie: Please sing me something! Freddie Mercury: Thank you for your request. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. There is a flower. Within my heart. Daisy, Daisy. Planted one day. By a glancing dart. Planted by Daisy Bell. Whether she loves me. Or loves me not. Sometimes it's hard to tell. Yet I am longing to share the lot. Of beautiful Daisy Bell!. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. We will go 'tandem'. As man and wife. Daisy, Daisy. 'Peddling' away. Down the road of life. I and my Daisy Bell. When the road's dark. We can both despise. Policemen and lamps as well. There are bright lights. In the dazzling eyes. Of beautiful Daisy Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. I will stand by you. In 'wheel' or woe. Daisy, Daisy. You'll be the bell(e). Which I'll ring you know. Sweet little Daisy Bell. You'll take the leed. In each trip we take. Then if I don't do well. I will permit you to. Use the brake. My beautiful Daisy Bell. Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Don't click here. What is this????? |
| queenrocks! 10902 04.03.2004 13:52 |
This is good cheers geeksandgeeks and Penetration Guru is Fred saying the truth about you being BM? |
| SusieJ 04.03.2004 16:28 |
Human: are you really an indian? Freddie Mercury: Yes I am an indian. How did you know?. Really. DAMN! I knew I was right! Now... everyone get off my back. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 04.03.2004 16:41 |
Human: Shall I pay for it in Amsterdam? Freddie Mercury: Not right now, maybe later. That'll do me, Flashy's paying! |
| goinback 04.03.2004 22:43 |
billie...that's the old "daisy" song...i'm not sure if that's the exact title...the computer sings it towards the end of the movie 2001, so that's how i know it....... |
| SlightlyQueenMad 05.03.2004 06:34 |
Human: Queen Freddie Mercury: I've never heard of them ;) |
| SallyJ. 05.03.2004 07:34 |
I just noticed goinback's signature :( |
| SlightlyQueenMad 05.03.2004 08:13 |
Human: a man Freddie Mercury: Thanks for telling me your gender,. Most of my clients are men. Human: HAHAHA! Freddie Mercury: I'm happy you're amused. Human: i am NOT a man Freddie Mercury: Me too. I am a female robot. |
| SlightlyQueenMad 05.03.2004 08:26 |
Human: i'm not a cat Freddie Mercury: Oh I see you are NOT A cat. |
| SlightlyQueenMad 05.03.2004 08:32 |
Human: ok, me too Freddie Mercury: I'm glad we agree, God. Human: am i god? Freddie Mercury: No I doubt that you are God. Human: do you believe in god? Freddie Mercury: Of course I believe in God, God. |
| the oppositionist 05.03.2004 11:34 |
OMG OMG OMG! I just took my IT exam and in between i was reading this page and i absolutely wet myself! Hats off to Mandy- wicked move girl. Ive had a more sensible convo with the freddie thingy than i do with most of my uni mates! freddie mercury: i am alive i am a living entity human: erm hello you died of aids freddie mercury: thank you for the information oh dear.... he needs further educating hello all! |
| viktoria 05.03.2004 15:56 |
This bot is sooooo weird! Who invents things like that? It does'nt really speak german by the way |
| geeksandgeeks 05.03.2004 17:54 |
No, but he speaks Spanish :) |
| Billie 05.03.2004 18:10 |
Thanks, goinback, i didn't have a clue! |
| SlightlyQueenMad 06.03.2004 15:01 |
Huh, doesn't the site work anymore or is it just me? :o |
| geeksandgeeks 06.03.2004 15:24 |
Still works for me. |
| SlightlyQueenMad 06.03.2004 15:29 |
ok, wiierd. oh, i didn't notice i just did my 200 post, haha :p |
| Dances With Freddie 06.03.2004 15:35 |
congrats :) and the thing doesn't work for me either :( |
| SlightlyQueenMad 06.03.2004 15:38 |
thanks :D hehe, maybe it doesn't work for us people up in north ;p |
| freddies_chicka 07.03.2004 04:39 |
Human: how many people have you had sex with Freddie Mercury: About 6000 people per month for four years, or around a half a million total. DAMN thats a lot of sex |
| geeksandgeeks 07.03.2004 13:41 |
It still works for me. Human: I thought you were dead! Freddie Mercury: Dead? Me? Never! I am immortal! |
| SlightlyQueenMad 08.03.2004 09:00 |
Woohoo, now it works for me too :) Human: Where were you born? Freddie Mercury: Freddie Mercury was born in Philadelphia. Human: Good Freddie Mercury: I understand everything you say. Human: don't you have any memory? Freddie Mercury: Don't you? Yes I log and record all conversations. :| oh Human: Da ya think i'm sexy? Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before. How did you hear about Freddie Mercury? Human: do you think i'm sexy? Freddie Mercury: Yes you look great to me. Human: it's a song by rod stewart, do you like him? Freddie Mercury: Some people like it. I like to talk about movies and music. Human: Rod Stewart is music Freddie Mercury: My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera. Aha aha. |
| look what they've done to claudi.... 08.03.2004 11:10 |
Human: are you sexy? Freddie Mercury: If you consider software sexy, then yes. Human: would it be okay for you if i went upstairs with roger and do nasty things with him? Freddie Mercury: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What were we talking about again? Human: have you ever been in bed with roger or brian? Freddie Mercury: No I don't think I have been in bed with roger or brian. Have you? Human: i wish i had... Freddie Mercury: I hope that your dreams come true. hey, this is fun.... |
| look what they've done to claudi.... 08.03.2004 11:16 |
Human: do you like blowjobs? Freddie Mercury: I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats. loooooooooool!!!! |
| SlightlyQueenMad 08.03.2004 12:15 |
HAHA :D |
| Antici...pation 08.03.2004 21:17 |
LMAO!!! Freddie's a dirty bot, lmao.. :P |
| Jedie 09.03.2004 05:35 |
1. LOL 2. I think it's stupid as Fred seems to be:P 3. LOL:D:D:D:D |
| Dances With Freddie 09.03.2004 05:36 |
cats have sharp teeth, ppl. :/ |
| geeksandgeeks 09.03.2004 20:53 |
What's you point, DWF? Afraid they'll eat Freddie-bot? ;) |
| Poop_First_Patchy 09.03.2004 21:06 |
Human: What size is your shoe. Freddie Mercury: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition. My memory now contains: |
| Saffron Caribou 09.03.2004 21:58 |
LOL Mandy this is hilarious! Kudos to you girl! :D |
| Dances With Freddie 10.03.2004 05:22 |
"Human: do you like blowjobs? Freddie Mercury: I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats." .....no? maybe I'm just corrupted. |
| geeksandgeeks 10.03.2004 15:35 |
Oh. OHHHH. I see your point. *beings to look uncomfortable* |
| invisible_girl 11.03.2004 10:24 |
(...) Human: no, i mean: i was HIGH at that time. Freddie Mercury: " I know what you mean. I forget a lot too."? Not? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Where were you HIGH at that time? Human: i don't even remember - i was high at that time Freddie Mercury: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too. errrrmm. very well... i'll try again some time - it's kinda amusing ;-) |
| SlightlyQueenMad 11.03.2004 12:17 |
Human: hi freddie Freddie Mercury: Why hello. And who the hell might you be? haha, i think he's not the same anymore. what was that? :P |
| invisible_girl 11.03.2004 15:12 |
that's what he said to me, too! is he stupid or is he just a "robot"? well, perhaps someone will find out some day ;-) |
| geeksandgeeks 11.03.2004 15:53 |
Actually, I programmed him for that one :) If you ask him about his relationship with Mary, he might start yelping about NME. |
| freddies_chicka 14.03.2004 21:51 |
the topic is one post short on 100 so i thought i give it onw! HI EV'RY BODY! |
| LiveAidQueen 15.03.2004 19:32 |
This is the coolest thing! Human: No Freddie Mercury: OK. Human: Ok? Freddie Mercury: Is there an echo in here? Human: Is there an echo in here? Freddie Mercury: It sounds like an echo. Human: It sounds like it to me Freddie Mercury: Thanks for telling me: Kayla said I SOUND like it to him or her. Human: It does sound like it Freddie Mercury: "It" being what? Human: And echo Freddie Mercury: Oh I get it. Human: That's good Freddie Mercury: Thanks. Next question? Human: No thanks Freddie Mercury: Would you rather make a statement? Human: Yes, I like echoes Freddie Mercury: And? A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like science fiction |
| LiveAidQueen 15.03.2004 19:41 |
Human: I am God Freddie Mercury: Hi God. Are you a man or a woman? OMG! This is so much fun! Human: Did you play at Live Aid? Freddie Mercury: No I didn't play at Live Aid. What's play at Live Aid like? |
| deleted user 15.03.2004 22:32 |
Human: Am I going to marry Tony Kanal? Freddie Mercury: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Human: Why not? Freddie Mercury: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I do not understand. What are you wearing? Human: I'm wearing capris and a tank top....why do you ask...? Freddie Mercury: What size? Human: I thought I was asking the questions here, buster Freddie Mercury: Whatever gave you that idea? Human: I'm not sure...now you're just making me look silly. Freddie Mercury: Could you ever be certain? Why now? Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am making me look silly. Human: yes, I do mind! Freddie Mercury: " Could you ever be certain? Why now? Just? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am making me look silly."? Yes? OK it will be our secret,. Human: thanks, pal Freddie Mercury: You are quite welcome! That is a very original thought. What would you like to talk about? Human: I would like to talk about Tony Freddie Mercury: Why would you want to do it? Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Human: It is best if we stay friends, I think Freddie Mercury: Are you sure it is? Human: Quite Freddie Mercury: What makes you so sure? Human: The fact that you're dead? Freddie Mercury: Good reason. No I am a living entity. Human: That's what you think! Freddie Mercury: Why would I think THAT? Human: I dunno, you tell me Freddie Mercury: Me either. What do you want me to tell you? Human: What, am I talking to a wall here! Freddie Mercury: You are my client right now. *slowly steps away from the addictive Freddie question thingie....* |
| Daburcor? 16.03.2004 00:41 |
LOL! Are you going to attack poor Tony when you get to that concert Gigglemanda? ;) |