| QueenZeppelin 03.11.2005 00:31 |
Dear Friends wrote: I' Might Just Obey Klansmen Instantly Now Gents.Oh. My. God. You people--ALL of you people--are fucking MORONS!!! Did any of you wretched cunts notice this? The anagram I'M JOKING?!? And yet STILL, we have people like Lester Bernham or whatever the fuck his name is, writing essays on the subject. Even if "Dear Friends" was serious, why dignify the bullshit? As it turns out, he was joking, something lost on all you pretentious, sermonizing twats. I can't believe some of the people on this board. The people that see Queen as a religion and will defend to the death their members. Loyalty is one thing--fanaticism and blind fucking STUPIDITY is another. If you visit this board with any regularity (as I do), you have to get some thick fucking skin, and learn to take about 50-60% of this crap that's posted with a grain of salt. Especially in an instance like this, a post designed to make up shit. Look how easy it is to get you dumb shits worked up in a frenzy. I could do the exact same thing, all I'd have to do is make a post saying, "HOLY FUCK! FREDDIE MERCURY HAD NO TALENT! HE ONLY GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS AND GREW A MUSTACHE!" and I guarantee you, that post would spark a series of about one-two dozen replies, making the most popular threads section of the main page, and easily going into 2-3 pages. As stupid as Bryan's Permed Poodle is, he's a fucking genius compared to 80% of this board. Yes, a genius. Because he can make a post consisting of one sentence--some shit like "Queen RIP 1991 Freddie forever" and get AT LEAST 12-15 fucking responses from you morons dignifying his drivel. Hell, I bet he's actually a smart fellow who supports the Queen + Paul Rodgers tour, and is doing this to get a bunch of frothing-at-the-mouth nimrods worked up. There are a few exceptions to this, Arlene and ThomasQuinn being the only ones coming to mind at the moment, but there are more. I'm sure I'll get "WELL IF U THINK WE R SEW STOOPID U ASS WHY DUNT U NAWT POST?!?!? LOLZ LOZENGE." Well, I'll tell you why--I appreciate and love Queen's music, and the members of Queen, and want to engage in intelligent (but light-hearted) discussion on said subjects. You know, one thing's for sure--I'm an American. And frankly, if there's one goddamn thing we Americans are good at, it's being fucking STUPID. I always thought that, on average, people in other countries were smarter. Well, being that this board is primarily Europeans (with some South America in there as well) I've found that stupidity is just as abundant in your countries as it is in ours, the only difference being we have the nukes. And you know what? I'm posting this as it's own thread, as well. And I don't care which of you assholes decides to bitch about it. And yeah, I cussed a lot in this rant. But I've been listening to Lewis Black. Suck me. |
| taylor_lover4ever 03.11.2005 00:45 |
do you realize that profanity is a sign of illiteracy? |
| Lester Burnham 03.11.2005 01:03 |
Hey genius - try re-reading what I wrote: This thread is just absurd, and I pity people like you who believe this stuff. And to just come in here unannounced like that?! How can you post such shit like this? Where did you come from? Who are you?! We need more background information on you! It's unbelievable that someone can believe this. I can't believe people are raised to accept this shit. It IS the 21st century, isn't it? Stop polluting this board with your filth! Please, people. It's time to make a change. Let's speak out against crap posters like this. It's what Freddie would have wanted. Or maybe we can just sit idly by as they spread their lies and heresay all over the board! The rumor mill will only start spinning faster! Say what?! I won't take this lying down! No sir! We must rise up and take control - WE MUST TAKE CONTROL! The time has come to reclaim our board! I don't want to speak any more on the subject, because that would just add fuel to the fire. So I'll leave you with this: Let us cling together as the years go by Oh my love, my love. Let us cling together indeed. Read the first letter of every line and only the first letter: T H I S P O S T I S L O L Boy, I bet you feel stupid now! |
| q-_-p 03.11.2005 05:50 |
Oh dear, looks like someone has been shat on from a great height |
| Flashman 03.11.2005 06:15 |
1-0 to Lester methinks. I love the way this poster berates folk for getting worked up and then bangs on and on about us being fuckwits for half a page. You must be mental. 'Cuntbubble' is a much underused description on this board these days in the absence of our Fatty, but in this case, most germane. |
| its_a_hard_life 03.11.2005 15:53 |
Now whos the retard here.... |
| TarHeelDDS2005 03.11.2005 19:00 |
If this idiot thinks that it is ok to spout out bogus racism crap, then he is f**ked up in the damn head. It is never funny to see someone be blamed for a racist when he/she is not one. I have seen people lose their jobs over false allegations of racism. HEY QueenZep and Dear Friends...if you think that that racism shit is funny, why not go to say, New Orleans right now and spout it off. Let's see if your cracker asses get out of there alive! Put that in your little pipe and smoke it, bitches! |
| Erin 03.11.2005 19:08 |
QueenZeppelin wrote: You know, one thing's for sure--I'm an American. And frankly, if there's one goddamn thing we Americans are good at, it's being fucking STUPID.Well, you certainly proved your point with this thread. |
| Ray D O'Gaga 03.11.2005 21:27 |
QueenZeppelin wrote:That was a right purty speech.Dear Friends wrote: I' Might Just Obey Klansmen Instantly Now Gents.Oh. My. God. You people--ALL of you people--are fucking MORONS!!! Did any of you wretched cunts notice this? The anagram I'M JOKING?!? And yet STILL, we have people like Lester Bernham or whatever the fuck his name is, writing essays on the subject. Even if "Dear Friends" was serious, why dignify the bullshit? As it turns out, he was joking, something lost on all you pretentious, sermonizing twats. I can't believe some of the people on this board. The people that see Queen as a religion and will defend to the death their members. Loyalty is one thing--fanaticism and blind fucking STUPIDITY is another. If you visit this board with any regularity (as I do), you have to get some thick fucking skin, and learn to take about 50-60% of this crap that's posted with a grain of salt. Especially in an instance like this, a post designed to make up shit. Look how easy it is to get you dumb shits worked up in a frenzy. I could do the exact same thing, all I'd have to do is make a post saying, "HOLY FUCK! FREDDIE MERCURY HAD NO TALENT! HE ONLY GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS AND GREW A MUSTACHE!" and I guarantee you, that post would spark a series of about one-two dozen replies, making the most popular threads section of the main page, and easily going into 2-3 pages. As stupid as Bryan's Permed Poodle is, he's a fucking genius compared to 80% of this board. Yes, a genius. Because he can make a post consisting of one sentence--some shit like "Queen RIP 1991 Freddie forever" and get AT LEAST 12-15 fucking responses from you morons dignifying his drivel. Hell, I bet he's actually a smart fellow who supports the Queen + Paul Rodgers tour, and is doing this to get a bunch of frothing-at-the-mouth nimrods worked up. There are a few exceptions to this, Arlene and ThomasQuinn being the only ones coming to mind at the moment, but there are more. I'm sure I'll get "WELL IF U THINK WE R SEW STOOPID U ASS WHY DUNT U NAWT POST?!?!? LOLZ LOZENGE." Well, I'll tell you why--I appreciate and love Queen's music, and the members of Queen, and want to engage in intelligent (but light-hearted) discussion on said subjects. You know, one thing's for sure--I'm an American. And frankly, if there's one goddamn thing we Americans are good at, it's being fucking STUPID. I always thought that, on average, people in other countries were smarter. Well, being that this board is primarily Europeans (with some South America in there as well) I've found that stupidity is just as abundant in your countries as it is in ours, the only difference being we have the nukes. And you know what? I'm posting this as it's own thread, as well. And I don't care which of you assholes decides to bitch about it. And yeah, I cussed a lot in this rant. But I've been listening to Lewis Black. Suck me. I'd also like to say "assclown", just because it makes me laugh. Carry on, and somebody finish those TPS reports! |
| Zoroaster 03.11.2005 21:32 |
Writing essays are just a way for me to waste a good hour or so. I don't need to, and I realise the people are probably joking, but it's just a way I pass my time. To each his own. :P |
| Zoroaster 03.11.2005 21:33 |
Writing essays is just a way for me to waste a good hour or so. I don't need to, and I realise the people are probably joking, but it's just a way I pass my time. To each his own. :P |
| Zoroaster 03.11.2005 21:33 |
Damn! |
| newcastle 86! 16483 03.11.2005 21:49 |
great post keep it up! |
| Music Man 03.11.2005 22:08 |
taylor_lover4ever wrote: do you realize that profanity is a sign of illiteracy?Do you realize that is a fucking shitload of God-damn bullshit? |
| Music Man 03.11.2005 22:11 |
TarHeelDDS2005 wrote: If this idiot thinks that it is ok to spout out bogus racism crap, then he is f**ked up in the damn head. It is never funny to see someone be blamed for a racist when he/she is not one. I have seen people lose their jobs over false allegations of racism. HEY QueenZep and Dear Friends...if you think that that racism shit is funny, why not go to say, New Orleans right now and spout it off. Let's see if your cracker asses get out of there alive! Put that in your little pipe and smoke it, bitches!I...think it's funny. |
| QueenZeppelin 03.11.2005 22:13 |
TarHeelDDS2005 wrote: HEY QueenZep and Dear Friends...if you think that that racism shit is funny, why not go to say, New Orleans right now and spout it off. Let's see if your cracker asses get out of there alive! Put that in your little pipe and smoke it, bitches!I definitely stated that I didn't think it was funny. Don't portray me as a racist. As for Lester, the next time you attempt humor, you should try to make it at least a wee bit apparent that your'e joking, seeing as a lot of 'tards here on this board make posts almost precisely like the one you made in 100% seriousness. The only thing I feel "stupid" for at this moment is the fact that several people whom I consider intelligent responded to my thread as if I were talking about them. No, I wasn't, I was talking about the 70-80% of the board that is indubitably stupid. Just look at any of the other threads, you'll see what I mean, it's ridiculous. THAT'S what I'm railing about. It should be clear that I'm not referring to people like Linda or Erin or Ray D'O Gaga or Zoraster or Flashman, I like you guys, you have a modicum of intelligence. It should be obvious as to the type of poster I'm referring to. |
| Lester Burnham 03.11.2005 22:22 |
QueenZeppelin wrote: I definitely stated that I didn't think it was funny. Don't portray me as a racist. As for Lester, the next time you attempt humor, you should try to make it at least a wee bit apparent that your'e joking, seeing as a lot of 'tards here on this board make posts almost precisely like the one you made in 100% seriousness. The only thing I feel "stupid" for at this moment is the fact that several people whom I consider intelligent responded to my thread as if I were talking about them. No, I wasn't, I was talking about the 70-80% of the board that is indubitably stupid. Just look at any of the other threads, you'll see what I mean, it's ridiculous. THAT'S what I'm railing about. It should be clear that I'm not referring to people like Linda or Erin or Ray D'O Gaga or Zoraster or Flashman, I like you guys, you have a modicum of intelligence. It should be obvious as to the type of poster I'm referring to.I must say that I'm a bit offended at your liberal use of "retard" and other shortenings of such a word. My cousin is mentally handicapped - a retard, as you would put it - and yet you're using the word as if it was a bad or derogatory thing. Considering you're lambasting Dear Friends, who was very obviously joking about the racism thing (even I knew from the instance that he wasn't being serious), over his, ahem, poor choice of words, I find you to be very hypocritical. I am an intelligent poster, and I'm surprised that you may not have come across some of my posts on this board that would confirm that (see anything by John S Stuart or even my own "Lester's Album Review" threads). Perhaps you know me as the sarcastic idiot who "attempts" humor in other threads, and I'm sure that at least a few people get a kick out of them, but I guess you really can't please everyone. Humor is subjective, and some people found Dear Friends's thread humorous, myself included, if only for the fact that I knew it would get people worked up into a fit, and he succeeded. Hell, he even got another thread out of it from an outraged halfwit. But I thought it was very obvious that I was joking from the start. Maybe next time I'll need to preface my post with a giant "HEY GUYS I'M JOKING IN THIS POST PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY REALLY OKAY?!". I will admit that my humor is... off-beat at times, and I don't expect everyone to love what I write, nor that everything that I write should be gold, but the main thing is that I rarely take myself seriously (only when I talk about something that I'm passionate about - such as the rarities of Queen and their sessions, etc.), especially considering this is the Internet. I didn't even bother reading your entire first post because of the absurd level of obscenities in it. Now, I'm not one to shy away from cursing - far from it, actually - but if you're trying to present a well-articulated argument about the posters on this board, the fact that you pepper your entire criticism with the liberal use of "fuck" and "retard" makes me laugh at you and consider you ignorant, because you really have no grasp on what you want to say except for appearing brash, loud, and stupid. In that respect, I must say you succeeded admirably. And please don't use Lewis Black as an excuse for cursing. He is a comedic genius. |
| OgreBattleField1980 03.11.2005 23:35 |
Kick some Ass Lester show em how its done! |
| QueenZeppelin 04.11.2005 12:07 |
Lester Burnham wrote: Considering you're lambasting Dear Friends, who was very obviously joking about the racism thing (even I knew from the instance that he wasn't being serious) the fact that you pepper your entire criticism with the liberal use of "fuck" and "retard" makes me laugh at you and consider you ignorant, because you really have no grasp on what you want to say except for appearing brash, loud, and stupid.1.) I knew that Dear Friends was joking. 2.) If you actually read what I wrote, just about all of what I had said contained some very valid points, regardless of the cussing. Perhaps you need to actually read the posts, and not just skim them and use bits and pieces as an excuse to enjoy your own half-baked attempts at sounding insightful to impress yourself. |
| QueenZeppelin 04.11.2005 12:09 |
Hmph, for some reason this post didn't bump it to the top. |
| Lester Burnham 04.11.2005 12:21 |
QueenZeppelin wrote:I'm not trying to sound insightful. I'm trying to explain my reasoning to you, and also showing that it can be done without resorting to cursing. I certainly don't understand where the animosity came from you, as I thought it was apparent from the get-go that I was always joking. In fact, I find it interesting that you didn't even address any of the other topics I brought up - my handicapped cousin, humor on the Internet, and so forth.Lester Burnham wrote: Considering you're lambasting Dear Friends, who was very obviously joking about the racism thing (even I knew from the instance that he wasn't being serious) the fact that you pepper your entire criticism with the liberal use of "fuck" and "retard" makes me laugh at you and consider you ignorant, because you really have no grasp on what you want to say except for appearing brash, loud, and stupid.1.) I knew that Dear Friends was joking. 2.) If you actually read what I wrote, just about all of what I had said contained some very valid points, regardless of the cussing. Perhaps you need to actually read the posts, and not just skim them and use bits and pieces as an excuse to enjoy your own half-baked attempts at sounding insightful to impress yourself. I don't know why you decided to single me out, even moreso than Dear Friends; it just doesn't make any sense to me. And please don't take this as a hurt routine or anything; I'm just genuinely curious. I have no ill feelings toward you, and the only reason I posted the "essay" was because I thought people would be able to see through all the bull that I was writing and realize that I wasn't serious and trying to just lighten up the mood a bit. Like I said, it looks like I'll have to try a bit harder next time. |