Ahhh my dear friends all of you are invited to the party!
Ac promised to bring some camels for the occasion! ;)
*offers a piece of cake to everyone*
When you join the party, please sign the guestbook (under here) :D
*Holds sides which are aching from watching Mex's attempts to be cool*
Watch me ladies. This is how it's done...
*Struts funky stuff to Bites The Dust, spins to throw stetson on hatstand, turns ankle, slips on arse*
I got that stetson bang-on, though.
Won't somebody get me a drink? And give me a hand up, won't you? I've got eyes to damn.
Over there Silje!you can drink whatever you want ;)
Hey friends this is a great party!!!!!Thank you all for joining!
Another round of cake?let's turn the music louder in the meantime ;)
*feed camels with some polenta* :D
Forgive me, but it's just not a 1000 posts party without liberal lashings of absinthe. *Gets out a bottle of La Fee and mixes up some Mercury Whores which are:
1 shot absinthe
1 shot JD
cinnamon sugar syrup
dash of lime
Pansies for decoration
Served in a glass slipper ;)
(Recipe copyright Spiderleg Synthia. Please drink Mercury Whores in moderation)
That's a fine drop Synthia. Not too sure about the pansies, though.
*Slurps. Ignores advice about moderation. Places pansies fetchingly in hair.*
I'm a little rosebush,
Hear me shout,
"Free perch for any birds
Who get their tits out."