NOT Charles Baer.
It's only a notice board. It really doesn't matter a shit. But we look... We scour amongst the drivel in the faint hope of being entertained. We trawl through the likes of such moribund threads as 'George Harrison And His Witchy Doc', 'Travis UK Tour' and 'I Hate Small Active Dogs'. Who in their right minds would even go out of their way to piss on Travis if their feet were on fire? Who knows or dare dream what a witchy doc is when it's at home? And who here, if confronted by a small active dog, would say "Ooh, I don't much care for your dog. Bit small and activey for my liking. You wanna get yourself one of those Pitbulls. Keep the postie on his toes one of those bastards." ?
We put ourselves through such pain knowing that every now and again (perhaps once a month, when he's taken a sickie or there's nowt worth wanking over on the telly) that a certain chap has graced these boards in a desire to give us all a right good chuckle. Usually at some unfortunate sap's expense. Always a sign of class is that...
My first inductee, and seeing as I've started the thread I'm sure you'll warrant me first dibs, into the Golden Halls of the esteemed QZ Hall Of Fame is dear old fatty.
You won't get useless polls from fatty, but if you did you'd be guaranteed a hoot. Thank God for fatty. For as long as this board continues, and don't forget it must have crossed your tiny minds that perhaps it was gone for good this week. For as long as that bloke called Richard can be arsed to do whatever it is you have to do to steady this vessel named 'QueenZone' and to keep it afloat, may fatty entertain us and give us all a reason to log on.
We're very lucky to have you and Flashy is proud to say "Keep at it our fine Scottish friend. Keep us laughing because Lord knows, there's not much else. More power to you lad. And please can I borrow one of your dirty videos? That Pamela Anderson one. Or the one with the chickens."
All hail fatty!
***Flashman would like to make it clear that no money has changed hands due to this post. His new Armani suit was a Christmas gift, bought with money raised from the sale of a local orphanage. If anybody would like to make an offer for an orphan, for charity of course, I will also throw in a rather fetching sterling silver cutlery set. Only twice used. It's top quality gear. None of your 'Argos' shit, mind.***
Certainly Archie old bean...
I shall resurrect his 'Parkinson' thing. I will do this by typing a new reply in that very thread as I have no idea how to do it as a link.
Oh wait. I just had to copy and paste the http jobby into this bit.
Too late now. Damn you, brain!