| Flashman 07.06.2005 02:59 |
Let's face it: if we're handing out 'best ever' awards, yours truly would win hands down every time. That's written in stone and can't be argued with. But I'll tell you what, and what's more I'll tell you for nowt, so listen up; All you tick turds creating awards ceremonies are wasting your time and mine. Y'see, I've never heard of three quarters of you, so your views carry little weight. So, when you decree that Jezebel457 is without doubt 'QZ's Grandest Dame', or Jeffrey's Cat is 'QZ's Most Popular Lard Collector', it registers not one jot on the Flashman Visage. Not even a slight raise of the left eyebrow, or curl of the lip. Between thee and me, you're mostly a dull lot, with a few notable exceptions. I can't tell you apart most of the time - you may as well be the same person. Perhaps you are, as intellectually you all seem about level with a gnat's knackers. Now, this post ain't because of any great jealousy on my part due to the sheer vacuum of awards that have been presented my way lately. Certainly not - you can stick your stupid, childish awards up your arse sideways for all I care. I don't want your rubbish awards. It's not like I've any room left on the mantle-piece anyway, curse you. I wouldn't bloody have one if you were giving 'em away, which I doubt you could. I've got better things to do and see if I care, damn your eyes. Really - you can stick 'em. No, what this post is about is... Oh, for fuck's sake, I've lost my thread now! Aarrgh! You're all a bunch of wankers. |
| iGSM 07.06.2005 03:08 |
Truer words, never spoken. Except these ones. |
| dragonzflame 07.06.2005 05:28 |
I'll give you an award, baby. Use your imagination. |
| Fenderek 07.06.2005 08:19 |
I couldn't agree more with one thing- I can't tell all those ppl apart myself... |
| The Fairy King 07.06.2005 09:06 |
^.^ -.-' |
| Haystacks Calhoun 07.06.2005 09:19 |
There is no point in having these so-called contests.... I win them all, hands down. I am the BEST! |
| Sonia Doris 07.06.2005 10:26 |
oh... oh... oh... |
| Bob The Shrek 07.06.2005 10:49 |
<boring Miss James mode> And I'll respect yours! Yay! </boring Miss James mode> xD <twat Solan mode on> ah yeah <twat Solan mode off> |
| Janet 07.06.2005 11:04 |
Alex, Amanda has done nothing to you. I wish you would refrain from harassing her. Why start trouble where there is none to begin with.You two don't see eye to eye on things. Why can't you just leave it at that? |
| Bob The Shrek 07.06.2005 11:36 |
'Bob the Shit: twat, ooh I feel so injured. That came from a crapy old fuck who always tries to give the image of "macho" with no success of course.' I am equally crushed by your lame ass insult to me, no doubt I will cry myself to sleep tonight. ps It's spelt c-r-a-p-p-y |
| YourValentine 07.06.2005 12:49 |
"Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance." It's spelt existence |
| Haystacks Calhoun 07.06.2005 12:50 |
Wee wee weenis |
| Bob The Shrek 07.06.2005 12:54 |
'Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance.' 4,000+ posts in 11 months and you say my existence is lame? Half of your posts consist of 'ah yeah' or 'I agree', 30% are in Spanish, 25% are trying to get into people's knickers - a translation of your post history is 'I have a small penis'. Thank you, fuck off, goodnight. |
| Janet 07.06.2005 14:03 |
Damn Alex, I had to haul my creaky senile middleaged butt from my rocking chair to read your reply and this is the best you can come up with? The age thing is, well, getting old! Can't you come up with something of substance to attack Bob with? First round Bob-1 Alex-0 |
| Sonia Doris 07.06.2005 14:07 |
i hate to see people fight too, mari... |
| Janet 07.06.2005 14:15 |
For your information Bob is one of the finest people I have ever met and I am honored to be able to call him friend. And if you think its that stupid then maybe you shouldn't keep replying. |
| Sonia Doris 07.06.2005 14:41 |
<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:indeed...<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote: i hate to see people fight too, mari...And this is turning ugly :S i would like to offer cookies, but it seems they're not wanted... |
| Sonia Doris 07.06.2005 15:00 |
<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:*puts on the white underwear... oops.... flag*<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote:Well, let's put our peace flags in our doors now :P<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:indeed... i would like to offer cookies, but it seems they're not wanted...<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote: i hate to see people fight too, mari...And this is turning ugly :S |
| wstüssyb 07.06.2005 15:08 |
I will put my white bra :D I wanna see! |
| Janet 07.06.2005 15:10 |
I'd like to see you in a white bra too, William. ;-) |
| Flashman 07.06.2005 15:13 |
Hmm... according to the latest currency converters 1 Bob The Shrek = 10000 Alex Solans. |
| Janet 07.06.2005 15:22 |
I was just teasing cause he didn't put it into quotes, Marial-B. It looked like he was saying he'd put a white bra on. :-) |
| Janet 07.06.2005 15:22 |
oops, posts out of order again. |
| wstüssyb 07.06.2005 15:24 |
hey dont just seeing my ass work....*sigh* woman...always want more! =-) |
| Janet 07.06.2005 15:24 |
LOL! ;-) |
| Sonia Doris 07.06.2005 15:38 |
I dont have white bras any more... :S would a black one do? |
| brENsKi 07.06.2005 15:40 |
<font color=#FF399> Linda Of The Valley wrote: slut :Pno "slut" is a red bra under a sheer top coupled with a leopard print thong with hipsters |
| Sonia Doris 07.06.2005 15:41 |
<B><font color=#ff7f00>Brenski</B> wrote:thank you?<font color=#FF399> Linda Of The Valley wrote: slut :Pno "slut" is a red bra under a sheer top coupled with a leopard print thong with hipsters |
| brENsKi 07.06.2005 15:42 |
<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote:'s okay - it was a lucky guess LOL<B><font color=#ff7f00>Brenski</B> wrote:thank you?<font color=#FF399> Linda Of The Valley wrote: slut :Pno "slut" is a red bra under a sheer top coupled with a leopard print thong with hipsters |
| wstüssyb 07.06.2005 15:43 |
all we need is a cat fight... Meow... |
| bitesthedust 07.06.2005 15:47 |
<font color=#CC0066>Sonia Doris</font> wrote: I dont have white bras any more... :S would a black one do?If it's under a white top...then yes of course ! |
| Haystacks Calhoun 07.06.2005 16:12 |
No bra...... |
| brENsKi 07.06.2005 17:10 |
i think a more peretinent discussion would surround Sonia's adnmission of her chosen undergarments....red bra and leopard skin thong claasy bird, or what? |
| brENsKi 07.06.2005 17:19 |
<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Why not a black babydoll????cos she clearly ain't "that" classy!!! ;-) |
| Fenderek 08.06.2005 04:11 |
Interesting. Always the same 3 ppl who always hijack EVERY SINGLE FAUCKING THREAD... |
| brENsKi 08.06.2005 07:35 |
it's called conversation...it's a personal thread - anyone can contribute the fact that it appears (and i object to the comment - they are entitled to have a go if they like) that some are hijacking - is just a reflection of them contributing when they are online |
| Fenderek 10.06.2005 09:52 |
Bob The Shrek wrote: 'Ok. You C-R-A-P-P-Y old fuck. Move on with your LAME existance.' 4,000+ posts in 11 months and you say my existence is lame? Half of your posts consist of 'ah yeah' or 'I agree', 30% are in Spanish, 25% are trying to get into people's knickers - a translation of your post history is 'I have a small penis'. Thank you, fuck off, goodnight.Ditto |
| Erin 10.06.2005 10:08 |
What's all this shit about? No wonder I don't post consistently..:-P |
| Daburcor? 10.06.2005 10:15 |
We miss you Erin! |
| Lisser 10.06.2005 10:51 |
Erin wrote: What's all this shit about? No wonder I don't post consistently..:-PWhere the hell have you been Erin? I don't remember giving you permission to go on hiatus??? Bobbbbbb, msn??????? helllllllooooooooo????? :) |
| Erin 10.06.2005 11:01 |
Lisser wrote:Sorry Lisser...I'll be good from now on..:-)Erin wrote: What's all this shit about? No wonder I don't post consistently..:-PWhere the hell have you been Erin? I don't remember giving you permission to go on hiatus??? Maybe I should start using the old MSN as well.. |
| Lisser 10.06.2005 14:53 |
Barry © wrote:I was!!! Thankies Barry!!!Lisser wrote:I was chatting with Bob on MSN a few days ago, he is away for 5 days. EDITED* oops i thought you were on about Bob The Shrek.Erin wrote: What's all this shit about? No wonder I don't post consistently..:-PWhere the hell have you been Erin? I don't remember giving you permission to go on hiatus??? Bobbbbbb, msn??????? helllllllooooooooo????? :) :) |