It has taken just under three years to get to this point but this is my 1000th post on Queenzone.
I have made friends, enemies, death threats, outrageous claims and on one occasion I even spoke an ounce of common sense (although I have apologised for that).
I would like to thank the following people for making my time on Queenzone such an enjoyable experience.
Holly, PG, Bob the Shrek, Deacon John, TaylorMayed, Brandon, Your Valentine, Miss James, Janet, Bohardy and Freddie B for being the closest thing to having friends without having to lend them money.
Dark Myuutwo for keeping my spirit of optimism alive.
Richard Orchard for allowing me a forum to talk shite without the fear of having my head kicked in.
Marshmallow and Ginga-Babe for all those impure thoughts (Janet gets a mention too).
Ted, Jake Britt, Bricktop and Freddie VTB for all the fun I've had at their expense.
Chad Hanging for all his faults at least at had something to say and is sorely missed.
And all you other buggers whose names I cannot be arsed looking up.
Last but by no means least I would like to thank Flashman & Sir Archie Leach for keeping the smiles on our faces when the real world comes around for the rent.
God bless each and every one of you and I love ya all.
everybody's pal fatty.
Beautiful old boy, really sterling stuff.
1000 posts and every one a gem and not a 'lol' in sight. What a guy!
Who'll join me in a toast to Fatty?
*raises glass*
does this means you won't post again due to keep the awesome number 1000 on the post counter??
let's see if he falls down to the trick and answer... (how mean I am, Mhua ha ha ha!, stop it, Josuè, okay sorry sorry, it's okay,bye)
Never heard of you, son.
Only joshing...
Fatty, you are one of nature's finest eggs, and I for one join Sir Archie (Statler) in raising a glass and toasting your health.
I remember when you were nowt but a nipper, with no arse in your trousers, and you used to come round The Towers with those other peasants, bumming for leftovers.
Fine shot with that old blunderbuss, ain't I?
Gawd bless yer, fatty.
Cheers, fatty - your 1000 posts are more than just a number. I hope you continue to explain us the Queen world according to fatty in many more posts.
As to the money lending issue - let's talk about that in June:)
Fatty - your 1,000 posts have been more entertaining than most of the other bollocks that is on here.
And I look forward to the day I can shake you warmly by the hand, while the other one is stealing your wallet so I can get the drinks in......
Well you're definitely my favourite corpulent Scottish Queen Fan, fatty.
Further congrats on your achievement of maintaining the level of humour and originality in your posts that you do, and thanks for consistently making me chortle.
You're prize, a copy of GHIII, is in the post.