I'm guessing by now that most of you have seen Brian's latest obsession on his website. If not, I suggest you head over there NOW because it's dead dead exciting!
He's talking all about the fact that sometimes when you take photos, little specks of dust and moisture in the air are illuminated by the flash of the camera and actually appear visible to the naked eye on the final photo! It's amazing folks.
It's inspired me to pore over the thousands of photos I own, as I'm sure that a few dozen of these will contain actual images of actual particles of dust!
Dig out your photos guys, and let's all join in the fun! Dust/moisture particles on film are sooo exciting!
I thought maybe you were exaggerating a bit.. then I looked at the site.. LMAO! I'm just getting to the letters.. a whole section devoted to this..
So to anyone who wonders if Brian has enough free time..
PS- I can't tell you how tempted I am to send Brian something along the lines of a gay porn pic with some faked ORBS 8)
Dont dis the bloke, I love photos containing orbs or 'light anomolies' as theyre sometimes called! I found this the most interesting thing to come off the soap box for ages! Its facinating. At least he wasnt on about that bastard musical! Even though it was during rehersals! Was Fred present?
It's only fascinating because it's hard to believe that someone as intelligent and scientific as Brian is prepared to believe that these orbs are anything other than random bits of stuff floating in the air that get picked up by a camera flash.
And at one point in his messages about these orbs there's a subtext of "There must be something spiritually special about ME because these paranormal things seem to congregate specifically around ME".
Look out for The Best Guitar Album To Play When There Are Orbs Present in the shops soon.
These 'orbs' tend to be nothing more than dust particles, although occasionally - particularly in infra-red or night vision - they can also be insects.
One thing they certainly ain't is ghosts.
*Checks behind at creaking floorboard. Rushes to switch light on. Cacks pants.*
Well, I tried to get a reply before with serious questions and he never deigned to answer me. Now I also obviously had too much time on my hands and emailed him a picture full of his ORBS, probably simply caused by fog from a fog machine. And voilà, he sent a short reply within two days. Complete nonsense is rewarded.
"Look out for The Best Guitar Album To Play When There Are Orbs present in the shops soon."
Anita: Dear, when are you coming to bed?
Brian: Sorry lovey, I'll be there soon. By the way, do we have anymore talcum powder?
Anita: The wig giving you problems again dear? We just got a new case two days ago. It's near the basement steps. While you're at it, could you take the case down...
Brian: (Interrupting) You mean that's all we had? I'm conducting some rather serious experiments here. Thousands of people around the world are waiting to hear my results!
Anita: (to Brian's doctor by phone) Doctor, have you phoned the druggist with Bri's refill yet? He's getting worse..
Anita: Sorry dear.. please come to bed. Can't that wait?
Brian: Alright, just let me do a couple of emails and I'll be right there. Oh, and I need to rinse out the wig. It's turned rather white I'm afraid.