| -fatty- 2850 02.03.2004 18:29 |
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| Daburcor? 02.03.2004 18:33 |
@_@ |
| FriedChicken 02.03.2004 18:47 |
LMAO! Fatty you're a fucking genius!!! |
| Simmer 02.03.2004 19:14 |
LOL |
| MexQueenFM 02.03.2004 19:20 |
LOL Fatty!! |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 19:40 |
i hope you are all kidding me. as far as the Mary Austin goes, they dated for a while, she was freddies first live in girlfriend. Then he dicided he liked men better. as far as the woman in the videos, he had to do that. The Crazy little thing video had men and woman in it, and him carousing around with that woman, he had to do htat, its says "she" in hte song. You cant be chasing a man around when the song is talking about a woman. In all the other videos, its the same deal. Please stop all the talk about freddie being alive. He would never fake his own death. Do you honstly think he would put all his fans, family members, and friends through depression so he could have some rest. and surely after 12 years his secret would be discovered. he adored his fans, family, and frindes, he wouldnt do that. I think the reason you think he is alive is b/c you have told yourself over and over again through you denial and depression that he is dead. You've lied to yourself so much, that you believe it. I wish he was alive, i really do. there are times i want to believe that he is just hanging out somewhere, and not really dead. but i cant, it just makes the reality harsher. sorry to come accross as mean or rude, but its all in good faith. lotsa love, kelly |
| deleted user 02.03.2004 19:46 |
Oh, dear. |
| rhapsody__87 02.03.2004 19:57 |
Fatty... fabulous job!! Genius as always. :) As for freddies_chicka... well... erm. Haha |
| Matti 02.03.2004 20:08 |
I love reading these. |
| Antici...pation 02.03.2004 20:12 |
LOL fatty, you truly have too much time on your hands! :D hehehehe... Keep it up! :) |
| SusieJ 02.03.2004 20:14 |
I think fatty is hitting the sauce again. However, I, too, believe that Freddie is alive. In fact, his sitting here with me right now.... and we're downing iced vodka's.... |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:28 |
sorry to be a bitch, but i just dont believe that freddie just said "you know what? Im really tired. i need a break from recording. Im gonna fake my own death! Fuck my family, fuck my fans, and fuck my friends! Im gonna still walk around, buy porno magazines (with woman in them), but still have time to be completely gone from everywhere I go so the paparazi dont catch me!" Sounds unlikely to me. If freddie was playibg a joke, dont you think he'd be having someone else like mary austin go out and run errands for him, so he wouldnt be caught by paparazi? again, i dont mean to be rude, its just a statement, and quite frankly i think freddie would be a little miffed himself how you pepole would think that he would be teh type of person to do this. I think that he is here in spirit, but not in body. kelly sorry for the language, i was really mad |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:29 |
If this is all a joke, please tell me b/c i am new to this |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:29 |
If this is all a joke, please tell me b/c i am new to this |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:35 |
umm, hes dead too |
| rhapsody__87 02.03.2004 20:35 |
Oy vey... Actually though, I've had plenty of dreams about Freddie where I'm his friend. Just last night we were cavorting. |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:37 |
umm, hes dead too |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:37 |
sorry, posted it again on accidnt |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:38 |
sorry, posted it again on accidnt |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:52 |
there is such thing as impersonators. Some people devote their whol lives to impersonating people like him. To where, they dress like him, buy the stuff he bout, and eat the food he ate. Then they gain wheigt to look like him. |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 20:53 |
lol |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 21:05 |
fatty, i know where freddie is and it aint in no graveyard! Hes underneath the cherrie tree, in the back yard of hi house. He was creamated, and it was his wish to not only be creamated, but have the box be burried underneath the cherrie tree. |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 21:06 |
fatty, i know where freddie is and it aint in no graveyard! Hes underneath the cherrie tree, in the back yard of hi house. He was creamated, and it was his wish to not only be creamated, but have the box be burried underneath the cherrie tree. |
| freddies_chicka 02.03.2004 21:07 |
sorry, my damned computor sent it twice |
| Then The Casino 02.03.2004 21:28 |
Hah. I'm always tentative joining new online message boards and the like, but when the first thing I read is this...I suddenly feel right at home. Reminds me of a very unsexy version of Velvet Goldmine.. |
| geeksandgeeks 02.03.2004 22:04 |
You lie, fatty. Freddie is in my computer at Garden Lodge. And I am his master. Freddie-bot said so. =P |
| Saint Jiub 03.03.2004 01:25 |
Excellent post Fatty. In case anyone still wonders ... Fatty is famous for his farsical and funny fabrications. |
| Daburcor? 03.03.2004 02:09 |
What?! You mean he's NOT serious!? |
| ilizarov 03.03.2004 03:43 |
Fatty, I notice you call your shop owner 'Navid'...am I right in assuming your naming him after Navid from 'Still Game'? Still Game is brilliant. As is chewin the fat. |
| The Mir@cle 03.03.2004 04:14 |
Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die! This is one of those fairytales. But I enjoyed reading this. |
| Fenderek 03.03.2004 05:02 |
Not sure who's more funny: fatty or freddies_chicka... Bloody hilarious, fatty- you're the man!!!!:D |
| siljeoen 03.03.2004 05:57 |
LOL!!:D |
| Spiderleg Synthia 03.03.2004 05:59 |
I smell another Khashoggi style showdown... |
| Mr Coolest Cat 03.03.2004 07:21 |
Fatty, do you have any news for us that we 'aint already heard. |
| Mayboy 03.03.2004 09:56 |
LOL fatty :) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 03.03.2004 13:37 |
I'm sorry Fatty but I can't believe a word of that. It's absolute bollox. You're telling me you hummed all the way through Bohemian Rhapsody up to the heavy metal section and you were still on your first half??? Not falling for that one old bean. You're going to have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out! |
| Catgoddess 03.03.2004 13:54 |
Maybe we should make Newbies read a message befire the sign up about Fatty, Charles Baer and the fact that Freddie Mercury was actually gay. |
| Erin 03.03.2004 14:38 |
I liked the name of the horse..*lol* |
| geeksandgeeks 03.03.2004 15:42 |
"Maybe we should make Newbies read a message befire the sign up about Fatty, Charles Baer and the fact that Freddie Mercury was actually gay." Maybe we should just make them read a long list of "Things You Need to Know About the QZ Boards". Note to Kelly: Fatty's entire post there was like every one of fatty's other posts. Never take anything he says seriously, because he's probably making fun of someone. But he's never written about me, and that makes me very sad :'( |
| Jedie 03.03.2004 15:46 |
Funny stories, but that's all a lie... It made me laugh! Fat Freddie? Never! The last thing I will beleive:P |
| Fenderek 04.03.2004 03:18 |
Welcome on the board!:) |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 04.03.2004 03:37 |
As ive just sat here and read the story, laughing, Absolutely superb, I now feel utterly utterly sorry for Freddies_chica (whatever it is). Talk about naive! I think she needs educating! |
| Voice of Reason 2018 04.03.2004 07:40 |
Well done Fatty - raised a few laughs as usual! |
| -fatty- 2850 05.03.2004 18:24 |
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| -fatty- 2850 05.03.2004 19:09 |
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| Merlot 05.03.2004 20:08 |
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| rhapsody__87 05.03.2004 20:34 |
Fatty -- I LOVE it!! I love it I love it I love it. I want you to know that I read your story while listening to "She Makes Me" -- it helps pass the time on that song!! :) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 05.03.2004 20:42 |
What about that half though hey Fatty? |
| MexQueenFM 05.03.2004 21:46 |
LOL fatty, great stuff!! |
| Matti 06.03.2004 00:44 |
LOL! I was waiting for that part! I love it! |
| Kuku 06.03.2004 03:45 |
>>I want you to know that I read your story while listening to "She Makes Me" -- it helps pass the time on that song!! :) I LOVE that song! Btw, envy you, fatty. |
| jorge 06.03.2004 04:39 |
LOL, @_@, LMAO, LOL Fatty ! What it means these "words",I go crazy ev'ry time I see it, Somebody can explain to me? |
| jorge 06.03.2004 04:48 |
LOL, @_@, LMAO, LOL Fatty! What it means these "words",I go crazy ev'ry time that I see it, Somebody can explain to me? I will appreciate it! |
| deleted user 06.03.2004 10:18 |
LOL means "laughing out loud." LMAO means "laughing my ass off." Not sure what the other one means. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 06.03.2004 10:44 |
My dear Miss James, on the cultural side of the pond we say 'arse' not 'ass'. You say ass, I say arse Lets call the whole thing off! |
| deleted user 06.03.2004 10:48 |
Awww, I take it back, Sir Archie. ;^) Actually, I do say arse more, now that I consider it. |
| geeksandgeeks 06.03.2004 10:53 |
And on mah sahde of th' cult'ral pond, we say "ayss". (Deep South and Northern Kentucky.) |
| iGSM 06.03.2004 11:54 |
Too bad I wasn't South African. I could have said. Yes, and orn my side of the pond we say orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse. It's true you know. |
| Dances With Freddie 06.03.2004 13:03 |
"You say ass, I say arse Lets call the whole thing off!" LMAO, I can't stand that song :) |
| spreadurwingz 06.03.2004 14:29 |
Wow. I don't really beleive this bull-shit, but you have so much evidence that is is soo controversial. I still think he's got it made in heaven, but this is one hell of a story! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 06.03.2004 17:25 |
Miss James I am shocked. I never thought I'd see the day when such an obsenity would pass your lips. And you such a good girl! That sort of behaviour I would expect of Psyche Star. And she didn't let me down! |
| Daburcor? 06.03.2004 17:56 |
LMAO! |
| rhapsody__87 06.03.2004 18:01 |
Kuku... I just can't get used to "She Makes Me"... it's one of the only few Queen songs that have hit me the wrong way. Oh well! :-\ |
| deleted user 06.03.2004 18:28 |
Sorry to disappoint, but I do slip up now and again, Sir Archie - good girls even have their moments, I'm afraid! ;^) |
| FairyQueen 06.03.2004 20:45 |
Oh my god...I almost pissed myself reading that....fatty...you should write a book about this....I certainly would by a bunch of copies.... |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 06.03.2004 21:23 |
Would you care to elucidate Miss James? *Sir Archie twists end of his dapper moustache and straightens tie* |
| deleted user 06.03.2004 21:39 |
Oh, but a good girl shouldn't give out secrets, Sir Archie. We'd be no fun otherwise. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 06.03.2004 22:05 |
One day all will be revealed. Miss James look into my eyes...you are feeling sleepy...very sleepy... |
| deleted user 06.03.2004 22:18 |
LOL!! You surprise me, Sir Archie - you being such a fan of alcohol, I at least would have thought you'd try to get me drunk first. ;^) |
| freddies_chicka 07.03.2004 03:04 |
im sorry i have ever posted in this topic, i did not know that you guys were actually serious, if i had known, i would have luahged it off, and say it is one hell of a story. but if you are in fact serious, i stand by everything i say. I have to admit, it is one hell of a conclusion and story. kelly |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 07.03.2004 08:04 |
My dear Psyche Star I meant no offence, it was merely an attempt at humour, one that has obviously backfired. My sincerest apologies. *wipes egg from face and puts flying monkeys back on standby alert* |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 07.03.2004 08:15 |
'LOL!! You surprise me, Sir Archie - you being such a fan of alcohol, I at least would have thought you'd try to get me drunk first.' No! No! No! Alcohol must never be used for evil purposes Miss James! Booze and 'it's many things' should be treated as a friend, a best friend. Be at one with the booze. When I dawdle off to the big public house in the sky I ask you to remember one thing. All one needs in life is the bottle. |
| ilizarov 07.03.2004 09:19 |
The honourable Sir Archie has clearly attempted humour with the wrong person. Id watch my back now if I were you, as you seem to have made yourself a mortal enemy. Fortunatley your army of flying monkeys will make more than adequate bodyguards, bless them... |
| deleted user 07.03.2004 09:22 |
LOL aaah, okay, Sir Archie - so after you've hypnotized me and find out the info you need, you will take me out for a drink? Have I got it right yet? |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 07.03.2004 17:01 |
Miss James that would sound ideal. However, I'm a bit short at the moment on account of a sojourn to Amsterdam at t'end of the month. So would you mind paying? (Don't you have to be 21 over there to drink?) And my dear DeaconJohn the monkeys send their regards. |
| deleted user 07.03.2004 17:12 |
Oh, alright, I guess I have to take you out for a drink instead. And yes, you have to be 21 to drink over here, which is probably a good thing as now I will be buying one drink for you as opposed to buying one for each of us. ;^) |
| geeksandgeeks 07.03.2004 19:09 |
I had been wondering why this topic got so big... |
| Daburcor? 07.03.2004 19:14 |
Sir Archie... May I have one of those monkies? |
| YourValentine 08.03.2004 06:14 |
Freddie did not write "In My Defence" - you should know that when you "love him more than life itself". It scares me when a woman claims to "love" a gay guy she never met and who died 12 years ago. That's the most hopeless choice I can think of except for maybe the Pope. |
| iGSM 08.03.2004 08:40 |
It's true. You'll find it was Burt Bacarach and a packet of Juicy Fruits. *Note to self: Get flying monkies...with GOATS eyes!!* |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 08.03.2004 16:46 |
21 years of age to drink. God bless the land of the free I say. Here in Lancashire it's a ritual to take whisky chasers by the time your seven. Double vodka and coke please Miss James, no ice (it gets in the way). Dan a monkey is on its way. IGSM a monkey with goats eyes??? You're strange. |
| Daburcor? 08.03.2004 16:48 |
OOh! I get a mooooonnnkeeeeey!!! YAY! |
| deleted user 08.03.2004 16:50 |
What's this? Dan gets a monkey and I get stiffed with the bill. Loverrrly... ;^) |
| Daburcor? 08.03.2004 16:52 |
If you want Manda, You can have him every other week.;) |
| deleted user 08.03.2004 16:57 |
*pouts, sniffles, thinks it over*... okay. ;^) |
| geeksandgeeks 08.03.2004 16:58 |
Oh don't be such a killjoy, YV, let the gal have her fun. |
| Daburcor? 08.03.2004 21:17 |
"*pouts, sniffles, thinks it over*... okay. ;^)" LOL! Good that you see it my way.;) |
| jorge 08.03.2004 23:57 |
A little late, but thanks you for their "english" lessons, Sir Archie Leach, Miss James, to their feet |
| deleted user 09.03.2004 12:29 |
No problem, jorge! :^) I'm still going to pout, nonetheless, Dan. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 09.03.2004 14:33 |
Charming. Miss James would rather have a monkey than an evening of frivolity and tomfoolery. Actually...can't blame you. They are rather amusing little fellows. |
| Daburcor? 09.03.2004 14:55 |
"I'm still going to pout, nonetheless, Dan." Somehow... I knew that.;) |
| Little_Queenie 09.03.2004 16:36 |
Fatty dear, very amusing indeed;)))) Although didn't read all your posts, I've read only first one, I got the general idea of all the rest. lol;))) You sure as hell have too much free time:)) keep up making a good laugh:) |
| deleted user 10.03.2004 11:19 |
"Charming. Miss James would rather have a monkey than an evening of frivolity and tomfoolery." - I'm sorry, Sir Archie, but the monkey sounded fun when I found out that I'd be paying the bill. Like you said, they are amusing. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 10.03.2004 16:31 |
Garn! I'll pay, mind you you're having an orange juice. Chin, chin old bean. |
| deleted user 10.03.2004 17:06 |
Aw, thanks - CG would be proud of you - paying for the drinks and all. ;^) |
| YourValentine 11.03.2004 04:51 |
I don't doubt it. But there is a huge difference if you say: "this man was quite nice to me when I shortly met him" or if you say "I love him more than life itself". Maybe you did not mean it that way but you can easily be mixed up with these Freddie nutcakes who make him target of a cult-like worshipping. Just take a look at the Freddie Tribute page and you'll know what I mean. |
| stevelondon22 11.03.2004 06:25 |
I think this whole discussion is disgusting. I Have been A Queen fan since 1973 The very begining. I saw the first ever gig and consider myself to be a devoted fan. But this is ludicrous. We all know freddie is dead. And it hurts I know but why try to bring him back to life. He died of aids in garden lodge surronded by his close friends. Namely peter freestone(Phoebe), and others. He is DEAD. I wish he was still alive, and if i had any wish in the world then that would be it. I would love freddie to still be alive. But the fact is.... He isn't! It just isn't gonna happen. He lives on through Music , so lets just keep those happy memories. |
| stevelondon22 11.03.2004 06:30 |
And as for freddie being cremated. A Majority of his ashes are at the kensal green crematorium in west london kensal green. I only live 5 minutes around the corner from the graveyard. Some of the other ashes are kept in an urn in garden lodge and the others are with family |
| Togg 11.03.2004 06:42 |
What, you have no proof of that, Freddies ashes will certainly not have been divided up, and as Mary and the family have NEVER discussed there whereabouts you can only speculate what happened to them. As for this discussion, well if you look around this board you will find some far more disturbing things floating around, check anything from Dark Myuutwo for one! |
| stevelondon22 11.03.2004 06:44 |
i know this is true mate. i have proof. He was DEFINTLY creamated there |
| Togg 11.03.2004 06:47 |
We all know he was cremated there, but you have no proof what happened to the ashes |
| Fenderek 11.03.2004 08:25 |
Bloody stepford... |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 11.03.2004 15:35 |
Gerroutofitt!!! Bloody intruders trampling my roses! Well I hope you prick yourselves with a thorn or two! Just talking to a young lady in a thread that we've taken over and some ruddy idiot puts his great size tens in it! I really must apologise for this loutish behaviour Miss James. Well really. |
| NoOneButYou1975 11.03.2004 15:40 |
And as for freddie being cremated. A Majority of his ashes are at the kensal green crematorium in west london kensal green. I only live 5 minutes around the corner from the graveyard. Some of the other ashes are kept in an urn in garden lodge and the others are with family yo dude i hope you save face and just accept that Fatty is just doing satire...and please take it as such... |
| -fatty- 2850 11.03.2004 16:01 |
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| Daburcor? 11.03.2004 16:02 |
ROTFLMAO!!! |
| geeksandgeeks 11.03.2004 16:07 |
*tsk* Fatty, you used that joke in the Queen studies exam. Not like you to wank a joke... But it's still funny :) |
| Penis - Vagina 11.03.2004 16:08 |
fatty, up until now I've kept quiet about your little forays but this one is indeed in very bad taste, is horribly shocking and sickening and should never be seen by anyone. Please continue. |
| Bob The Shrek 11.03.2004 16:18 |
I cremated and buried a few people at Kensal Green Cemetery/West London Crem - not that this has anything to do with the topic but I am in a sharing mood now. |
| deleted user 11.03.2004 16:20 |
"Bloody intruders trampling my roses! Well I hope you prick yourselves with a thorn or two! Just talking to a young lady in a thread that we've taken over and some ruddy idiot puts his great size tens in it! I really must apologise for this loutish behaviour Miss James. Well really." - *sigh* They just won't let us be, Sir Archie. But have no fear - we have all the time in the world to take over many other threads so we can talk about nothing in particular. ;^) |
| Dayveud 11.03.2004 18:02 |
ok , i know a guy who works in psychiatric hospital and he hears a lots of things like this ..;from mythomans but , i dont know if these guy has ever lived....homosexual are ofen with women and its pretty usual to be hetero and discover oneself gay...everybody knows it ...so u gotta find yourself another piece of information....cos you're crazy...ure fuckin crazy.....o child. |
| Dayveud 11.03.2004 18:05 |
this guy discovered that Freddie Mercury lived with Mary Austin.......how intelligent! he must have read the 1977 Sun to know it , im really impressed . well , read a real book about Freddie and you'll know the truth , everything is said , nothing is hidden except for paranoiacs... |
| Flashman 11.03.2004 18:06 |
That continuous thumping noise you can all hear is me banging my head against the wall. |
| Dayveud 11.03.2004 18:08 |
and please , could we talk about other things ? there are so much things about the life of Freddie Mercury ....dont talk for hours about his death. |
| Flashman 11.03.2004 18:11 |
*thud* |
| Maz 11.03.2004 19:32 |
"I cremated and buried a few people at Kensal Green Cemetery/West London Crem" Is that what you Brits do for fun? |
| geeksandgeeks 11.03.2004 20:10 |
Gee whiz, fatty, I don't think you've ever had reactions like this... Me scared. Me no like this. |
| Saint Jiub 11.03.2004 22:04 |
The ashes are carefully stored inside a Beatle's album sleeve folded inside a pinball game. |
| Spiderleg Synthia 12.03.2004 04:53 |
Actually, they're in a locket around my neck. One would expect a fully grown human to be more substantial than that, but his frail, AIDS ravaged frame burned down nicely to fit into a Tiffany platinum and baby opal poppy head necklace. Beat that. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 12.03.2004 21:21 |
A toast Miss James to talking about nothing in particular. Hic! |
| deleted user 12.03.2004 23:11 |
Cheers, Sir Archie! *sips* |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 13.03.2004 06:42 |
Miss James do I recall your sister is visiting England some time in the future? |
| deleted user 13.03.2004 09:07 |
Yes, that is correct, although her plans have changed a bit concerning the visit. She was going to go in May along with other college students, but because it was so expensive and because she wouldn't get to see a whole lot of England, she has decided to wait and go on her own. She'd rather go for a couple of weeks rather than just a week when she wouldn't get to see all that she wants to see. It really makes no difference to me when she goes - I'm still hitching a ride in her suitcase. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 13.03.2004 10:33 |
Well I hope you will tell her to visit Bristol and check out CG's statue. One can sit nearby and contemplate life... |
| deleted user 13.03.2004 11:01 |
I will be sure to pass the message on. I think she likes CG, too... |
| Nathalie_queenfan 13.03.2004 13:01 |
OH MY GOD!!!! |
| Daburcor? 13.03.2004 13:12 |
So wait... Let me get this straight... Fatty DIDN'T see Freddie, And he really IS dead?! @_@ |
| Mr Mercury 13.03.2004 15:24 |
"So wait... Let me get this straight... Fatty DIDN'T see Freddie, And he really IS dead?! @_@ " Shocked!!!! Unless of course that was really him that I saw with "Ted" in Glasgow... (Freddie that is) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 13.03.2004 19:36 |
Well it's not far from Bath Miss James, a quite beautiful city. A must see! |
| deleted user 13.03.2004 20:00 |
I see - well, I will tell her that, too! What part might you be from? (you don't have to answer that if you'd rather not!) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 13.03.2004 20:24 |
Morecambe in Lancashire Miss James, that's the north-west for the uneducated viewers out there. Famous for Eric Morecambe, Albert Modley, Thora Hird, Victoria Wood, Flashman, Gail off Coronation Street, chinese cocklers and yours truly. Was recently voted 8th in the 'crappest' places to live in Britain. Personally I think that is a disgrace. We should have been clear number one. We really worked hard for that award. If I remember correctly the worst place to live was Bexhill-on-Sea which was described as (I think) 'full of old people with nothing to do but wait and die'. Charming. Where abouts are you from? (I really can't believe there have been no complaints about the amount of messages with no bearing on either the thread title or indeed Queen.) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 13.03.2004 20:38 |
'What part might you be from? (you don't have to answer that if you'd rather not!)' That sounds rather sinister. You haven't got flying monkeys have you? *searches for Yellow Pages and removal companies* |
| deleted user 13.03.2004 20:49 |
That was a great story, and a amusing one at that, Nice one fatty :) |
| deleted user 13.03.2004 20:59 |
"Morecambe in Lancashire Miss James, that's the north-west for the uneducated viewers out there. Famous for Eric Morecambe, Albert Modley, Thora Hird, Victoria Wood, Flashman, Gail off Coronation Street, chinese cocklers and yours truly." - I will look quite ignorant in admitting this, but the only people I recognize from that list is you and Flashman! "Was recently voted 8th in the 'crappest' places to live in Britain. Personally I think that is a disgrace. We should have been clear number one. We really worked hard for that award. If I remember correctly the worst place to live was Bexhill-on-Sea which was described as (I think) 'full of old people with nothing to do but wait and die'. Charming." - Aw, well if it means anything to you, I'm sure the place I live would get low on the charts of places to live, too... I live in a state called Missouri (so I've got a slight Southern accent, or so people have told me) - not the most fabulous of places to live, but I do like some things about it. "(I really can't believe there have been no complaints about the amount of messages with no bearing on either the thread title or indeed Queen.)" - I'm actually just waiting for you to get bored of chatting about nothing with me - usually other people break before I do. ;^) ...sorry for sounding somewhat psychotic earlier - I assure you I won't show up on your doorstep or do anything similar to that. *giggle* |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 13.03.2004 21:07 |
'I will look quite ignorant in admitting this, but I the only people I recognize from that list is you and Flashman!' I think most of the world would be in agreement with you. 'I'm actually just waiting for you to get bored of chatting about nothing with me - usually other people break before I do.' A challenge eh? Bagsy I get choice for rematch. Downing a pint in one within five seconds. '...sorry for sounding somewhat psychotic earlier - I assure you I won't show up on your doorstep or do anything similar to that.' When one is in the public eye, precautions must be taken. |
| deleted user 13.03.2004 21:13 |
"A challenge eh? Bagsy I get choice for rematch. Downing a pint in one within five seconds." - No fair, I'm not talented enough for downing pints and you already know you'd win. ;^) "When one is in the public eye, precautions must be taken." - So you've hired a butch bodyguard then? |
| geeksandgeeks 13.03.2004 21:21 |
I was beginning to wonder why this topic had gotten so long, and then I realized that it was very simple. *decides not to mention the obvious flirting going on aroung here ;)* |
| Bob The Shrek 14.03.2004 04:52 |
Zeni - I can't possibly comment on the rest of the country but, for me, undertaking was great fun and am seriously considering going back into it. I miss helping people in their time of grief, making a difference. I also miss the carnage. |
| ilizarov 14.03.2004 05:42 |
LOL |
| Maz 14.03.2004 10:24 |
"I miss helping people in their time of grief, making a difference." I had to read that a couple times. I kept seeing "helping people TO their time of grief." |
| azz 14.03.2004 13:56 |
FATTY, THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BULLSHIT I HAVE EVA HEARD! do you really think that if freddie was alive he would casually walk the streets and keep his "tradesmark moustache" erm i think not. If this isn't some sick joke then i really worry about how you have come to delude yourself so much. Wheres your respect for the dead? |
| Catgoddess 14.03.2004 14:01 |
Flashy can i have some wall? |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 14.03.2004 14:05 |
'So you've hired a butch bodyguard then?' Nobody, not nobody will get past my bodyguard Julian. |
| -fatty- 2850 14.03.2004 14:20 |
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| Catgoddess 14.03.2004 15:40 |
*shifts along |
| deleted user 14.03.2004 16:07 |
"Nobody, not nobody will get past my bodyguard Julian." - We shall see... |
| deleted user 14.03.2004 16:16 |
'FATTY, THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BULLSHIT I HAVE EVA HEARD! do you really think that if freddie was alive he would casually walk the streets and keep his "tradesmark moustache" erm i think not. If this isn't some sick joke then i really worry about how you have come to delude yourself so much. Wheres your respect for the dead? ' Maybe you should change your nick to ass instead of azz. Fatty is a great story teller, and a jokester. Get along now dearie. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 14.03.2004 16:24 |
I wonder if we can crash the board with our ramblings Miss James? Next question with no reference to Queen. Is there a God? |
| Mr Mercury 14.03.2004 16:24 |
"Maybe you should change your nick to ass instead of azz." Well said Matt. ass - sorry azz - push off and play with the traffic. Fatty, move over and give me some space on the wall as well please. *starts banging head off the wall* |
| Bob The Shrek 14.03.2004 17:02 |
I had to read that a couple times. I kept seeing "helping people TO their time of grief." You want to throw some business my way then, Zeni? |
| Maz 14.03.2004 17:58 |
I might be able to in a couple weeks. I've come across a string of really stupid people that are just wasting oxygen. |
| deleted user 14.03.2004 18:58 |
"I wonder if we can crash the board with our ramblings Miss James?" - I hope not. I'd feel guilty if I were responsible for something like that. ;^) "Is there a God?" - I think so...but his name is not Freddie Mercury, as some people think. *cough* stepfords *cough* |
| Daburcor? 14.03.2004 22:11 |
"- I think so...but his name is not Freddie Mercury, as some people think. *cough* stepfords *cough*" ROTFLMAO!!! Priceless... ;) |
| stevelondon22 14.03.2004 22:38 |
well seen some stuff in response. Thanx for those who understood.It'll all make sense in the end |
| Togg 15.03.2004 07:02 |
Thump thump thump, arrrhh that's better thanks PS I was getting really worried that there would be no room left. |
| janir 15.03.2004 07:19 |
WHAT is wrong with you? Do you really believe that people will believe this crap, or are you just messing about? Either way, this post is SO unecessary & silly. Freddie is DEAD, we all wish it wasn't so, but it IS,we all adored him, but he is GONE! Is this some kind of stupid attention-getter on your part? I think so, and I also think that you should be ashamed of yourself, some of these people are very needy & very obsessed, they don't need your BS! |
| Merlot 15.03.2004 07:56 |
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| Fenderek 15.03.2004 08:08 |
Can I have some wall as well...? Please!!! |
| Togg 15.03.2004 08:22 |
Glad you can join us Fenderek, I was bored with that bit of wall anyway and my head has now got toughened up to that bit, so over here on the harder bricks will do me nicely! |
| hoopdiddydiddy 15.03.2004 11:06 |
I too found that story very witty and amusing fatty, well done. You ever thought of doing a newspaper column? I think that you'd be perfect for the job |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 15.03.2004 14:38 |
Who are all these people Miss James? Did you invite them to our little soiree? Freddie not God??? Heathen. *places Stepford hat back on hatstand* |
| deleted user 15.03.2004 15:00 |
"Who are all these people Miss James? Did you invite them to our little soiree?" - No, but it appears as though they are trying to ruin our fun. Next time we will have to double security. "Freddie not God??? Heathen. *places Stepford hat back on hatstand*" - Oooh, a stepford that's proud of it. That is rare. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 15.03.2004 15:39 |
Yes we should have our own section on the noticeboard. Mind you that old rake Flashman would stick his beak in with all that 'What's this, what's this?' business. |
| deleted user 15.03.2004 16:21 |
Yes, true. And then we wouldn't be able to talk about him behind his back. ;^) |
| Flashman 15.03.2004 17:32 |
What's this, what's this? Damn your eyes! |
| deleted user 15.03.2004 18:04 |
Oops, didn't see ya there, Flashy! *snigger* |
| Saffron Caribou 15.03.2004 19:51 |
Oooooh dear. Stepford bashing. How amusing! Good Times! Temporary Lay Offs! Good Times! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 16.03.2004 15:08 |
Ah let's get this topic back to the top of the pile with a good old British pastime? How's the weather over there Miss James? Any good illnesses going around? There's plenty round here, it's all colds and sore throats. Mind you I'm a martyr to my tonsils. |
| geeksandgeeks 16.03.2004 16:17 |
"Fatty is a great story teller, and a jokester. Get along now dearie." Now now, Matt. Free speech. We don't all have to love Fatty. It's just that those who don't will burn in hell. Calm down, newbies. I was scared of fatty when I first moved here too. But really, he's fine :) |
| deleted user 16.03.2004 16:38 |
"How's the weather over there Miss James?" - The weather is very disappointing, really. I am on a break from college and was quite hopeful that it would be nice and sunny for my break, but no such luck. I thought I could at least wear capris and a tank top once this week, for crying out loud! ;^) What's the weather like on your end then? "Any good illnesses going around? There's plenty round here, it's all colds and sore throats. Mind you I'm a martyr to my tonsils." - Unforunately I am down with a cough, so you may want to keep a good distance... |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 16.03.2004 16:47 |
'I thought I could at least wear capris and a tank top once this week' I really would keep the tank top bit a tad quiet Miss James. It might be fashion over there but here in Blighty the name Andi Peters springs to mind. Don't ask. Quite warm today this side of the pond but certainly not the weather for tank tops. Brandy is good for coughs especially with a bit of port mixed in. You mark my words. |
| deleted user 16.03.2004 19:03 |
"I really would keep the tank top bit a tad quiet Miss James. It might be fashion over there but here in Blighty the name Andi Peters springs to mind. Don't ask." - I can't ask, cos I have't a clue what you're talking about. ;^) "Brandy is good for coughs especially with a bit of port mixed in. You mark my words." - I trust you on that one - from what I gather you know your alcohol quite well! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 17.03.2004 14:56 |
I believe John once said 'When one is tired of the bottle, one is tired of life'. Praise indeed. So how many hours are you behind us Miss James? |
| Flashman 17.03.2004 15:29 |
Cut to the chase Archie, you old rascal. Invite her over for a tickle. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 17.03.2004 16:55 |
Damn your eyes! |
| deleted user 17.03.2004 19:27 |
Goodness, so many eyes being damned in this topic! ;^) I assume John had had a few drinks when that quote was recorded! I am 6 hours behind you, Sir Archie - nearly 6:30pm here. And I am knackered from driving and from walking around a mall all day. |
| Daburcor? 17.03.2004 19:28 |
Ah, So you got to do your shopping, eh Puffy? GREAT! :D |
| Lizzie 18.03.2004 11:29 |
yeah right - so you never heard the truth about aids - you could be dying of it right now. freddie was never so close minded as to close off all contact to the world of scarcely clothed girls only because he's gay. he could be bi anyway. i love him, always will, but, even if he is alive, he obviously doesn't want to be seen. maybe he's hanging out with elvis :-) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 18.03.2004 14:28 |
What the hell is Lizzie on? Did you buy anything nice Miss James? I didn't know you said knackered in the US. Well I'll be. As for the above quote John actually said it to me about twelve years ago when we were hiding behind my couch to avoid Brian who was banging at the window. He wanted us to listen to some solo album or something daft like that. |
| Merlot 18.03.2004 14:39 |
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| deleted user 18.03.2004 15:27 |
"What the hell is Lizzie on?" - She lost me at the beginning of her first sentence.. "Did you buy anything nice Miss James?" - I did, actually! I got a new battery for my watch...a cd (I probably could have done without it, but I got it anyway...) and some pics developed. I also went to a British store and bought some wine gums...mmmm... "I didn't know you said knackered in the US. Well I'll be." - *giggle* We don't - I stole it from you. ;^) "As for the above quote John actually said it to me about twelve years ago when we were hiding behind my couch to avoid Brian who was banging at the window. He wanted us to listen to some solo album or something daft like that." - How very frightening. I hope he didn't get too violent. |
| geeksandgeeks 18.03.2004 15:54 |
Er. Is it just me, or do we suddenly have about six thousand four hundred and twelve newbies? Usually people join one at a time, they don't come in droves like this. |
| Taylor-Mayed 18.03.2004 16:18 |
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| deleted user 18.03.2004 16:24 |
*sigh* |
| Lizzie 18.03.2004 16:36 |
can't really remember... :-) |
| Merlot 18.03.2004 16:55 |
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| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 18.03.2004 17:05 |
Flirting? Moi? Excellent synopsis Taylor-Mayed wouldn't you say the allegedly flirty Miss James? |
| stevelondon22 18.03.2004 21:18 |
i'm with the rass clart gang hehe I am begining to realise fattys sense of humour. Its not all that bad. I suppose it makes him feel better to talk about freddie being alive. Like a sense of comfort. |
| deleted user 18.03.2004 21:48 |
I'm not sure if "excellent" was the word I was thinking of...lol.. Ho hum. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 08:50 |
Whatever you say Miss James. You are so right! *twirls hair round finger while daydreaming of Miss J* |
| iGSM 19.03.2004 09:39 |
*cuts out Sir Archie's liver while he is day dreaming* |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 11:42 |
LOL Sir Archie - shhhh, the gossipy neighbors will talk if they hear you say things like that! ;^) Now, now, iGSM, didn't anyone tell you it is impolite to cut other people's livers out? I think someone's going to have to d*mn your eyes! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 14:24 |
Don't worry about the liver Miss James. I always keep a spare for the weekend in preparation for a binge with that old wino Flashman. |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 15:06 |
Very good call there, Sir Archie - I can imagine those come in handy quite often! ;^) |
| Daburcor? 19.03.2004 15:26 |
"Don't worry about the liver Miss James. I always keep a spare for the weekend in preparation for a binge with that old wino Flashman." LMAO! Am I the only one that pictured that guy in Archie's profile pic in a room with medical jars that had human livers in them!? I'd say I am.... And Amanda, When i read your last post, I thought you said gypsy neighbors... Don't ask me why... LOL! ~_~' |
| Flashman 19.03.2004 15:40 |
You'd better keep an eye on this one Archie, you old crook. Young Dan seems to be moving in on your territory. This one could get personal. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 15:40 |
'that guy' *Archie turns green and rips shirt* Count to ten Archie old boy, count to ten. |
| Daburcor? 19.03.2004 15:43 |
Are you trying to start something Flashman??? You want a piece buck-o!? Huh!? DO YA?! DO YAAAAAAA!?!?!?! *ahem* Sorry... All the 'Hulking out' looked fun. ;p |
| Flashman 19.03.2004 15:48 |
Grab his legs Sir Archie, I'll open the window. |
| Daburcor? 19.03.2004 15:52 |
Sorry, It'll take a LOT more than the two of you! This is rage here guys, RAGE. C'mon... *huff* |
| Flashman 19.03.2004 15:54 |
*Climbs out window, heads for hills* |
| Daburcor? 19.03.2004 15:55 |
*grabs his nerf bazooka and hunts Flashman like a dog, pummeling him with soft nerf arrows until he can take no more.* See man?! RAAAAAAGE!!! GWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!! |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 15:55 |
"'that guy' *Archie turns green and rips shirt* Count to ten Archie old boy, count to ten." - LOL...I knew you wouldn't appreciate the "that guy" bit - you just breathe in and out while I go hide behind the curtains. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 16:00 |
*hyperventilating* Where's my paper bag? WHERE'S MY PAPER BAG? |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 16:04 |
*Tosses Sir Archie a paper bag out from behind the curtain* |
| Daburcor? 19.03.2004 16:08 |
*huff* *hufff* That Flashman... *huff* *gurgle*... He's quite the runner... *puff* *faints* |
| Flashman 19.03.2004 16:10 |
*Sneaks back to the thread and peers through keyhole* |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 16:20 |
BOO! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 16:20 |
Cheers old bean *going for a lie down to plot revenge* |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 16:30 |
Oooh, am I an "old bean" now? Neat. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 16:34 |
It is better to be an old bean than to never have bean at all. |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 16:35 |
Aarghh!!! What have I done! For the love of Archie! HELP! |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 19:11 |
"It is better to be an old bean than to never have bean at all." - LOL...*hears in the background a loud "Bah-dum-tsh!"* I will wear the "old bean" badge with pride! |
| Daburcor? 19.03.2004 20:05 |
*wakes up* Wah HAPPENED!? Oh well! Oh, Manda! The easter treats are a GO! :D |
| deleted user 19.03.2004 21:03 |
Ooh, I look forward to them, Dan. :^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 19.03.2004 21:45 |
'I will wear the "old bean" badge with pride!' Accepted in shops and bars around the world. |
| Daburcor? 20.03.2004 01:35 |
"Ooh, I look forward to them, Dan. :^)" Well, If all goes well, You shall have them by the end of the coming week! Just... Keep an eye on that crafty mail-lady of yours. I bet she has one heck of a sniffer, and can smell the goodies through the box. Though, What with the weather and all, You may want to put some of the stuff in the refrigerator... Don't want you to get chocolate all over yourself on my account. ;) |
| iGSM 20.03.2004 05:59 |
Foiled again! *flies off into the night..despite the fact I am a car!! !VC!OM!!!!* |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 20.03.2004 12:38 |
What are you up to tonight Miss James? |
| deleted user 20.03.2004 16:12 |
I'll be on the lookout for it, Dan! Let's hope she won't steal anything. ;^) Hmmm...I don't have much planned for tonight...I'll most likely be getting very depressed later on this evening (and will be for most of tomorrow), as my spring break is coming to an end. Makes me tearful just thinking about it. *ahem* You, Sir Archie? |
| Daburcor? 20.03.2004 16:14 |
Awww... Poor Manda! :( Don't be saaaaaad!!! *gives Amanda a cookie* Better? By the way, The post office worker said it will arrive quick! As soon as Monday actually! Maybe because of the food-ish items. ;) |
| A 12-year-old girl 21.03.2004 01:29 |
O...Really ?? |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 21.03.2004 16:28 |
Sorry I didn't reply sooner but I have got a devil of a hangover. Blame Flashman and his search for the perfect pint. My brain hurts... |
| deleted user 21.03.2004 19:28 |
Aw..well, I take it you two found the perfect pint at last! Hope that hangover eases up, old bean. Being married to the bottle, I expect you are used to this. ;^) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 22.03.2004 17:48 |
'Being married to the bottle, I expect you are used to this' Maybe it's time for a trial separation... Then again better wait till the kids move out!! |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 22.03.2004 17:49 |
Hope the depression is easing young lady. |
| Daburcor? 22.03.2004 20:57 |
The kids eh? Would they be those little airplane bottles? |
| deleted user 24.03.2004 15:56 |
What-what. I replied to this a few days ago...ah well! 'Being married to the bottle, I expect you are used to this' "Maybe it's time for a trial separation... Then again better wait till the kids move out!!" - For once in my life...I cannot think up a reply! LOL "Hope the depression is easing young lady." Thank you. :^) I've not been quite so depressed, though I have had a few run-ins with a very vile creature in one of my classes, whom has intentionally ruined my mood every now and again...I shall stop before I become even more random. ;^) |
| Daburcor? 25.03.2004 01:48 |
Amanda... Stomp a muddhole in her ass. I can guarantee not only will you feel better, But she'll think twice before even THINKING of thinking about being a huge bitch to you. Then HER vanity will be a mess. LOL! Just a little advice. ;) |
| Sir Archie 'Tiffany' Leach 25.03.2004 18:31 |
Miss James, did I detect a what what there? Step back from the dark side Miss James before it is too late! |
| deleted user 25.03.2004 19:28 |
"Miss James, did I detect a what what there? Step back from the dark side Miss James before it is too late!" - Yes, you did detect a what-what there...It's not my fault that I've headed into the darkside, honest...It's that crude, vile, rude, caddy girl that keeps being impolite to me every chance she gets. Unfortunately, I've been to the dark side before...betcha all didn't know that one, eh? ;^) Dan - my brother and my friend Scott have already offered to, and I quote, "break the bodybuilder's legs." I love it when they get defensive for me...LOL |
| Daburcor? 26.03.2004 00:30 |
"Unfortunately, I've been to the dark side before...betcha all didn't know that one, eh? ;^)" Uh-oh! One question, Where did you hide the bodies? "Dan - my brother and my friend Scott have already offered to, and I quote, "break the bodybuilder's legs." I love it when they get defensive for me...LOL" Ah, Good to know! Though, You'd better get in at least ONE punch. ;) |
| Terminal Young Thing 26.03.2004 18:29 |
It's post like this that almost make me want to post again. Who remembers me now, anyway? Deacy-Amp :) |
| Fenderek 17.10.2005 07:55 |
Just to dig it out :) |
| spymyshadow 17.10.2005 11:06 |
sorry fatty but you should absolutely write a book! Please do it and I will be the first to get it! |
| john bodega 18.10.2005 00:41 |
I really don't think he's that funny. BUT, he makes a lot of you laugh, so keep it up - it's nice to see people laughing instead of arguing... :D |
| LittQueenie 19.10.2005 17:05 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:hee hee!!!freddies_chicka wrote: <<very dumb gibberish, edited>> kelly sorry for the language, i was really madAnd apparently, also really stupid. |
| Jakobe 20.10.2005 23:15 |
I have actually seen this posted on another message board. This isn't original or anything. |
| Fenderek 21.10.2005 03:52 |
StoneColdCraziness wrote: I have actually seen this posted on another message board. This isn't original or anything.No- if you look closely you'll see that it was posted here like a year and a a half ago or sth... Just digged out... |
| Yood-Queen 21.10.2005 04:14 |
fatty did u think about literature career?u can be very successful its bulshit why do u think that freddie would do such a thing??? if he knew he going to fake his death,he would say goodbye *sorry about my english |
| Sherwood Forest 21.10.2005 12:17 |
fatty, the world needs more people like you |
| corades 21.10.2005 15:30 |
I agree. I love everything you wrote, Fatty. |
| Yood-Queen 22.10.2005 07:33 |
oww the most important thing , did u see the distance between his teeth,his teeth was outside? |
| Sherwood Forest 23.10.2005 18:12 |
i come here everyday waiting for an update!!!! the tension, its killing me! |
| The Real Wizard 23.10.2005 23:46 |
spymyshadow wrote: sorry fatty but you should absolutely write a book! Please do it and I will be the first to get it!He does have a book. I believe it's called "Shut Yer Puss". |
| kagezan1313 24.10.2005 01:04 |
Actually, it's called "A Smack in the Pus" and below is the link if you want to buy it: link I demand 10 pence for the plug, fatty. |
| kagezan1313 24.10.2005 01:07 |
Oops, I stand sorrected. fatty has written 3 books, one of which is "shut yer pus". Sorry. Here's the link for all the books: link That'll be 30p fatty. |
| Sherwood Forest 24.10.2005 05:59 |
is this the same one hes writing online? i dont sound like it |
| deleted user 25.10.2005 08:01 |
Sir GH<br><h6>ah yeah</h6> wrote:HOW CAN YOU SAY FATTY THAT FREDDIE IS ALIVE,ARGH YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!spymyshadow wrote: sorry fatty but you should absolutely write a book! Please do it and I will be the first to get it!He does have a book. I believe it's called "Shut Yer Puss". WHY WOULD THEY PAY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF POUNDS ON HIS TRIBUTS U CRAZY YH YOU ARE YOUR HANDICAP!!AND VERY SYCO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE FEMALE DOG!!!!! |
| Fenderek 25.10.2005 09:09 |
Not only she can't spell- she doesn't amke any sense whatsoever... Apart from the fact she didn't like aftty's post (and didn't understand the whole concept of it)- I couldn't understand a bloody word... |
| Sherwood Forest 25.10.2005 14:31 |
yea obviously u cant ever take a bloody joke! everyone else is, and it seems ur read the post so why cant u see how everyone else is laughing now "CAPS LOCKING HIS ASS" |
| Munchsack 27.10.2005 08:39 |
READ FATTY'S F*C*I*G SIGNATURE |
| deleted user 28.10.2005 16:27 |
haha i was caring and yes i know its a joke but its nothing to joke about how can she say for JOKE!that Freddie is dead oh you take everything as a joke!!!!hahahahahahah yhhahaahhah laugh about freddie you dont care!!But i do! |
| Sherwood Forest 29.10.2005 11:13 |
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| Sherwood Forest 29.10.2005 11:15 |
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| Sherwood Forest 29.10.2005 16:21 |
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| Sherwood Forest 29.10.2005 21:57 |
its not that we dont care, WE JUST CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! YOU WANNA TRY AND RISE HIM FROM HIS BLOODY ASHES HEN GO AHEAD TRY IT BUT ITS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING and sometimes wanna someone u love, admire or care about dies u cant mope for 12 years u gotta laugh about it! so take it however u want just because YOU think its rude or unapropaite dont u dare think ur better than anyone of us as a Queen fan. |
| Joeker 16.06.2006 01:24 |
i never get tired of this story |
| Bambi 17.06.2006 00:41 |
gotta love it...lol |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 17.06.2006 00:45 |
Jamie SureWould wrote: its not that we dont care, WE JUST CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! YOU WANNA TRY AND RISE HIM FROM HIS BLOODY ASHES HEN GO AHEAD TRY IT BUT ITS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING and sometimes wanna someone u love, admire or care about dies u cant mope for 12 years u gotta laugh about it! so take it however u want just because YOU think its rude or unapropaite dont u dare think ur better than anyone of us as a Queen fan.That was to...? xloveofmylifex? lol.... |
| john bodega 17.06.2006 14:45 |
Jamie SureWould wrote: its not that we dont care, WE JUST CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT! YOU WANNA TRY AND RISE HIM FROM HIS BLOODY ASHES HEN GO AHEAD TRY IT BUT ITS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING and sometimes wanna someone u love, admire or care about dies u cant mope for 12 years u gotta laugh about it! so take it however u want just because YOU think its rude or unapropaite dont u dare think ur better than anyone of us as a Queen fan.You're quite the intellectual. Eat any good books lately? *Edit* Meh, sounds like I'm being serious. I'm joking. Really. |
| mercury20 17.06.2006 16:35 |
I can't believe ANYONE could take this seriously-Freddie,IN a multi mart or whatever-I don't think so dear! |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 17.06.2006 17:33 |
<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: HOW CAN YOU SAY FATTY THAT FREDDIE IS ALIVE,ARGH YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY PAY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF POUNDS ON HIS TRIBUTS U CRAZY YH YOU ARE YOUR HANDICAP!!AND VERY SYCO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE FEMALE DOG!!!!!^ There's always one. |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 07:39 |
<font color=0099FF>Poppy wrote:omg ....did they bring up this thread again..?<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: HOW CAN YOU SAY FATTY THAT FREDDIE IS ALIVE,ARGH YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY PAY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF POUNDS ON HIS TRIBUTS U CRAZY YH YOU ARE YOUR HANDICAP!!AND VERY SYCO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE FEMALE DOG!!!!!^ There's always one. |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 18.06.2006 14:42 |
OMG!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehehe |
| deleted user 18.06.2006 15:49 |
<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote:I'm really embarrassed now, that they've brought up the thread..But then again its on 'Serious Discussion' thats why I WAS talking seriously, I was 11years old,I wasn't acting appropriately then. I'm really sorry ...:s.At that time I was called 'Beckylovesbrianmay+rogertaylor' lol sorry<font color=0099FF>Poppy wrote:omg ....did they bring up this thread again..?<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: HOW CAN YOU SAY FATTY THAT FREDDIE IS ALIVE,ARGH YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY PAY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF POUNDS ON HIS TRIBUTS U CRAZY YH YOU ARE YOUR HANDICAP!!AND VERY SYCO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE FEMALE DOG!!!!!^ There's always one. |
| violonbleu 19.06.2006 05:30 |
I know that Freddie lives with Elvis Presley on a little island on the Pacific; they already had children. The first is named: Frelvis; the second: Elvdie; the thirst: Elvis-Freddie. And I know that Michael Jackson is their Godfather. |
| mayniac316 19.06.2006 12:59 |
^ xD LOL!! |
| deleted user 20.06.2006 15:39 |
fatty wrote: For just over 12 years now the great British public have been hoodwinked into believing that Freddie Mercury passed away on the 24th of November 1991. We shed a few tears, we looked back on all those wonderful memories he gave us, we went out and bought the re-released Bohemian Rhapsody and 72,000 of us made our way to Wembley Stadium in London to give, as Brian May put it "The biggest send off in history". So it may come as something of a shock to many of you when I tell you that for the past 12 years or so Freddie Mercury has been living in a three bedroomed semi in Edinburgh. "Come on then Fatty, get to the punchline" I hear you ask. Well I am truly sorry folks but there is no punchline. I am completely serious and for once I can back it up with facts. My suspicions first arose some time around 1998 when after surfing the net I discovered that Freddie (contrary to popular belief) was 100% hetrosexual. It may come as something of a shock to many of you when I tell you that for many years Freddie was involved in a relationship with a young woman called Mary Austin. How can it be possible for a gay man to live with another woman? I looked back on some of Queen's old videos and made some startling revelations. In the video for 'Crazy Little Thing Called Love' Freddie can be seen cavorting with a woman in a leather waistcoat and denim shorts. Any self respecting homosexual would not be seen within a million miles of a scantily clad female. Later on Freddie released a solo single etitled 'I Was Born To Love You' and the video shows Freddie chasing an attractive young lady through a house. If Freddie was truly gay would he not have insisted on someone like Larry Grayson or John Inman to chase around? With every passing day I was convinced that Freddie was straight.Then on the 24th of November 1991 Freddie died as a result of AIDS. It was only then that I conceded. As everyone knows, AIDS only effects the gay community and Parisian whores. There was no point in fooling myself any longer and as time went on I accepted that Freddie, in a moment of madness played Mr Wobbly hides his helmet with another man and ultimately paid the price. fattywow its so amazing I read a book about something like this...I love it!Thanks for your time |
| deleted user 20.06.2006 15:42 |
<font color=0099FF>Poppy wrote:I didnt mean to I was 11 ...sorry xxx<font color="#CC66FF">xloveofmylifex wrote: HOW CAN YOU SAY FATTY THAT FREDDIE IS ALIVE,ARGH YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD THEY PAY MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF POUNDS ON HIS TRIBUTS U CRAZY YH YOU ARE YOUR HANDICAP!!AND VERY SYCO GO TO YOUR DOCTOR YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE FEMALE DOG!!!!!^ There's always one. lol :p |
| Joeker 09.09.2006 13:10 |
BUMP |
| Peta 10.09.2006 13:03 |
LOL Great topic!! |
| you_rock_my_socks06 24.10.2006 03:37 |
FINISH IT :D |
| Queen-Obsessed 24.10.2006 16:48 |
Ya freddie is running around with Elvis and Marilyn Monroe. Too bad they are all such practical jokers huh? oh well maybe one day they can release an album together. NOT! |
| Joeker 20.06.2007 01:36 |
this topic is my favorite. ever. |
| ***Marial-B*** 20.06.2007 19:58 |
Man, and still someone has to dig under the dust -.-' |
| QueenZeppelin 04.05.2008 23:58 |
An old classic. |
| teleman 20.01.2009 02:42 |
Bumped so that some may enjoy the genius of fatty. |
| emma246000 14.03.2009 11:12 |
LOL! That was f****** priceless! [img=/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif][/img] |
| «¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤» 14.03.2009 21:36 |
Just wondering if you ever considered writing for the National Enquirer?? They will pay you for these type of stories. |
| catqueen 27.03.2009 15:52 |
:) |
| Winter Land Man 29.03.2009 15:55 |
Boo! Boo! Typical dog crap! |
| fmarsong 10.04.2009 05:22 |
how i wish..how i wish that one day Freddie will come out and will sing to all of us live..but the reality is He's dead,only his music makes him alive with us everyday.Fatty...you wrote a very nice fantasy thanks |
| Joeker 13.11.2019 18:39 |
Best thread ever, who remembers this? |