| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 11:43 |
Never let it be said that I don't have my finger on the pulse of this board. To prove it, type any subject you like in this thread, and I will say something positive about it. |
| -fatty- 2850 03.12.2003 11:49 |
The Sun Newspaper The Royal Family Danny Baker Pot Noodles Dundee |
| NoOneButYou1975 03.12.2003 11:50 |
Rush Hour Traffic Drivers talking on cell phones Putting this on the Queen thread instead of the Personal section :P |
| John S Stuart 03.12.2003 12:05 |
"Dynamite With A Laser Beam" Harold Shipman |
| YourValentine 03.12.2003 12:08 |
WWRY - The Musical Dudley_Fufkin The FC Liverpool |
| the show is going on 03.12.2003 12:12 |
farting into a lift full of people... |
| Wilki Amieva 03.12.2003 12:13 |
George Bush Jr. (but I don't like him) |
| Fenderek 03.12.2003 12:21 |
*Robbie Williams singing WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS *Collaboration with 5ive *GREG BROOKS |
| The Man On The Prowl 03.12.2003 12:39 |
Life Sex Physics Philosophy Karl Marx Margaret Thatcher Rowan Atkinson Brian May Freddie Mercury |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 12:56 |
Challenging... The Sun - it's a much better size than The Times The Royal Family - better for tourism than President Blair would be Danny Baker - isn't on the radio as much these days Pot Noodles - affordable food for poor people Dundee - nice cake rush hour traffic - more time to listen to music in my nice new car drivers talking on cell phones - more imbeciles frying their brains can only be a good thing putting this on the Queen thread - keeps it away from c*****s b**r Dynamite with a laser beam - a nicely shiny coaster Harold Shipman - saved Gordon Brown a fortune in pensions WWRY the musical - introduces Sun readers to reasonably good music Dudley Fufkin - mainly posts at QOL Liverpool FC - employ Emile Heskey as an entertainment to all farting in a lift - better out than in George Bush Jr - can only be re-elected once Robbie Williams - better than Zucchero 5ive - I thought the rapping on TYMD was superb Greg Brooks - a giant of a man who works exceedingly hard, give s of his best, is severely misunderstood and has a fantastically dry sense of humour Life - is a rich tapestry of joyous experiences sex - gives pleasure to millions physics - enables us to more fully understand our world philosophy - enables us to more fully understand ourselves and each other margaret thatcher - always looked her best rowan atkinson - has some nice cars and brings entertainment to dozens brian may - is an excellent songwriter freddie mercury - was an excellent songwriter Bizarrely, the last lot were the hardest. |
| David Jones 03.12.2003 13:47 |
Jeremy Beadle |
| Daburcor? 03.12.2003 14:17 |
Shouldn't this be in the personal section? |
| DudleyFufkin 03.12.2003 14:22 |
What about Rob then? No one listens to me. Trains are no match to people. They are fucking dangerous. |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 15:12 |
Jeremy Beadle has done well to overcome having a hand disability |
| pma 03.12.2003 15:24 |
Stalin Eating babies for breakfast World War I and II Possible World War III Poverty Slavery Racial segregation |
| Pim Derks 03.12.2003 16:19 |
Dark_Myutwoo |
| Flashman 03.12.2003 18:09 |
When the end of your pencil snaps due to over-zealous sharpening and the remaining stub is too short to get a decent purchase for another attempt. |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 18:43 |
Stalin - a popular leader of his country babies for breakfast - freshens the breath better than mouthwash word war 1 & 11 - enabled the development of a great deal of the technology we use today world war III - could still be avoided poverty - maintains the confidence of the global community in the effectiveness of their economic planning slavery - jobs for all! racial segregation - slows the rate of human homogenisation Dark Myutwooo - will inevitably become more mature running out of pencil - you get to experience the special joy of a completely fresh, needle sharp pencil. |
| Flashman 03.12.2003 18:47 |
Licking stamps soaked in dogshit. |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 18:53 |
you're keeping playing fields clear for children to play by being covered in dogshit ; you're keeping postmen in work by licking the stamp |
| Flashman 03.12.2003 18:55 |
Rubbing postage stamps into your postman's eye after they have been soaked in children's shit. |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 18:56 |
..dries them off nicely so they can be safely licked |
| Flashman 03.12.2003 19:01 |
What if you had no tongue due to an unfortunate 'trouser-press dismantling' incident and had to use your runny nose to make the stamps sticky while Darth Vader tickles your bollocks and calls you his 'honeybunch'? |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 19:03 |
then one would drip one's mucous onto the stamp, thus keeping extra safe from the shit, and clench firmly to prevent the lightsaber being used any more than is strictly necessary Please try to stick to subjects, not your own detailed fetishes. Thanks |
| Flashman 03.12.2003 19:08 |
I haven't got to the part about the 'strap-on' yet. |
| Penetration_Guru 03.12.2003 19:09 |
Well keep it to yourself. This is not your therapy session. |
| Flashman 03.12.2003 19:13 |
It isn't? And you're not Dr. Demesne? Well, thank fuck for that. That's three hundred quid saved. |
| RainMustFall 03.12.2003 19:53 |
The "Okay, xxx, what does everyone REALLY think?" topics Sweet Lady (and don't say something about its length) John's the Works hairstyle |
| anillusion 04.12.2003 02:30 |
Electrons |
| Penetration_Guru 04.12.2003 05:24 |
what do you think topics - a useful tool for new posters to find out what we all think without starting a thread of their own and getting killed by bastards like me sweet lady - great riff john's haircut - proved he still COULD grow it. electrons - they keep those nasty protons away |
| pma 04.12.2003 05:59 |
date-rape being a prison bitch being Michael Jacksons prison bitch... Man In The Shadows Posting on this noticeboard... |
| iGSM 04.12.2003 07:12 |
Gigantic clams. Bees with laser beams. Tasmanians. Cane toads. Salman Rushdie A giant clam who has hold of a bee (with a laser been) who happens to be seeing a Tasmanian cane toad named Salman Rushdie. |
| siljeoen 04.12.2003 07:13 |
boybands, jake.... |
| iGSM 04.12.2003 07:57 |
People named Clarence. People who have first names as last names such as 'Graham James' or 'Bar of Soap' |
| Spiderleg Synthia 04.12.2003 08:24 |
Freddie being dead Puppy kickers AIDS Jeff Buckley being dead Depression Self injury |
| Fenderek 04.12.2003 08:37 |
Backstreet Boys being molested by she-male Poland War on Iraq September 11th Michael Jackson pink colour Montreaux "gigs" (84 & 86) TOTP |
| Fenderek 04.12.2003 08:50 |
Christmas Time (Dont Let The Bells End) |
| deleted user 05.12.2003 08:18 |
child molesters Hitler Aldi Jordan ( the page 3 girl not the country ) Victoria Beckham / her entire "career" |
| The Real Wizard 05.12.2003 12:20 |
"What if you had no tongue due to an unfortunate 'trouser-press dismantling' incident and had to use your runny nose to make the stamps sticky while Darth Vader tickles your bollocks and calls you his 'honeybunch'?" The very first time I laughed out loud for at least 10 seconds because of a post on this board. |
| Lester Burnham 05.12.2003 12:31 |
I dunno, Flashman's calling P_G "you great lemon" had me cracking up for several hours. I'm still laughing about it now, just thinking of it. |
| The Real Wizard 06.12.2003 10:46 |
Dammit P_G, there's lots more to reply to! We're enjoying this... don't stop now! |
| Penetration_Guru 06.12.2003 20:08 |
Bored of it now. Didn't really expect so much repsonse, but I'm confident my answers prove my point. It doesn't matter what subject someone starts a thread about, you will get answers for and against. So why bother? |
| Acathla 07.12.2003 03:44 |
Buttplug |
| Lester Burnham 07.12.2003 12:57 |
Well, "buttplug" to you too! |
| Fenderek 07.12.2003 14:20 |
PG- don't stop!!! |
| The Real Wizard 07.12.2003 14:24 |
"It doesn't matter what subject someone starts a thread about, you will get answers for and against. So why bother?" Because it's called discussion, that's why! I think we should be saying this, mainly to people who say some topics are useless: Don't whine saying something is a crap topic, because to someone else, it may not be a crap topic. |
| Fenderek 07.12.2003 14:25 |
IT'S A FUCKIN' AWESOME TOPIC!!! DON'T STOP NOW- I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME... |
| RainMustFall 07.12.2003 15:28 |
Gigantic clams – make gigantic appetizers Bees with laser beams – inspiration for a song “Killer Bee” Tasmanians – They bedevil Australians to spite for that hepatitis incident Cane toads – What are you on? Salman Rushdie - …interesting last name A giant clam who has hold of a bee (with a laser been) who happens to be seeing a Tasmanian cane toad named Salman Rushdie – The world will be coming to an end Freddie being dead – Gave us Innuendo and Made In Heaven Puppy kickers – Better than those parasite bastards AIDS – The letters that make up ADIDAS, which Freddie wore Depression – Happiness wouldn’t be as fun Self injury – At least you’re not kicking puppies Backstreet Boys – Countless hours of ridicule being molested by she-male – Not many can claim to have done it Poland – …cracked the Enigma code War on Iraq – Showed the US still has the old charm September 11th – Gave us the term “Sept. 10th mentality” Michael Jackson - …he wouldn’t molest Brian’s daughter... pink colour – Pink Floyd, man! TOTP – Makes MTV look good Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) – Everyone loves a Christmas song child molesters – Better than puppy molesters Hitler – Invaded Poland |