Sorry to hear that. Hope you have some good pain killers, just don't mix them with alcohol ;)
In the future, watch where you're sticking that finger. Flashy has a killer sphincter!
Feel better soon!
You did. Lester is your mysterious alter ego..with an ego of his own! OooOOooOOoOOOOoooOOOOooO *scary music*
I broke my thumb last year in November/December and it bloody put people on streets!
"*extends finger for treatment*
Be gentle Miss James!"
- *Decides not to tell Sir Archie that she hasn't yet learned anything of value from her First Aid class, for fear it'll make her look unprofessional, then applies bandage ever so gently as to not make the wound any worse*
;^)
Miss James and unprofessional do not belong in the same sentence!
Your nursing skills are top draw young lady, in fact quite outstantial!
My finger is as good as new. I can point and accuse people with the best of 'em now. Bless you petal!
Ooh-hoo, sure thing, Sir Archie. Nursing is one of my many talents, but anything more than a hurt finger and I'm in trouble. ;^)
Now you rest - you need it for a full recovery! *ahem* sorry, just me getting into my part...
Finger swollen and a dark blue colour - can barely lift my pint.
Thank goodness for Nurse James and her excellent nursing skills, all your kind messages and get well cards. I might just get through this.
P.S. Miss James is there any chance of a sicknote so I can have a week of work?
*Gets Sir Archie another pint with a straw in it to make it easier when he wants a drink, though she will not allow him to go out for his Sunday boozing under these circumstances.*
I'm sorry, but I stand firm on some things. I will now go write a note asking that you get at the least two weeks off work, while describing what extreme pain you are in so you recieve plenty of pity from your boss.
;^)
'I will now go write a note asking that you get at the least two weeks off work, while describing what extreme pain you are in so you recieve plenty of pity from your boss.'
At least two weeks, that means it could possibly be four or even ten.
No more getting up in the dark and going home in the dark. Drinking pints from straws, take aways everyday because I can't peel potatoes, Miss James medical skills - oh the luxury of it all.
Hang on a bit daytime TV - Trisha, Good Morning and Neighbour twice.
Sod it I'll be at work first thing tomorrow!!!
I was just about to mention the catsuit that I wear every now and again, but I saw your post. I think you're right - getting back to work is probably best!
;^)