And I'm not talking eggy pumps either!
Once again I'm harking back to those cherished schooldays way back when.
Anybody remember or in fact still play top trump card games?
Whiling away the dinnerhour with your 'horror' cards, smirking to yourself as you get round to King Kong and choose physical strength, crying out loud as your opponent picks anything as you hold Fu Manchu.
Trains, cars, planes, ships, dinosaurs, motorbikes and the like. Oh how we lived!
You can shove your pokeman or gameboys right up your arse.
Top trumps I salute you.
*wipes tear from eye*
FLASHMAN'S TOP TRUMP CARD:
Name: Flashman
CHARM: 100
CHARISMA: 100
MAGNETISM: 100
WIT: 100
COURAGE: 28
I would make a fine card, but ultimately beatable.
Banquo's top trump card
Age - Old enough to know how to suck eggs
Weapon - Of Love, yeah baby, yeah
Special Abilities - Appearing in spectre-like form
Sex - Every fucking Preston Guild after last shitting year. Bastard.
Waist - Ed, especially at the weekend.
Height - Between a Hobbit and the Green Cross Code man
Toilet - Trained, thank you very much I'm not an animal.
Miss James, I have no quarrel with you sniffing around Sir Archie, he's a fine figure of a chap after all. But at least have the decency to bring along a friend to make up the numbers with his old pal Flashy. Especially seeing as it's just been his birthday and all.
*Sits staring at wine glass, which is clearly half empty when it should be half full*
My dear Miss James below you will find a link to a game of top trumps.
You'll find all the above Queenzoners are experts so please do not challenge them to a game.
*large drag on fine cigar*
Myself and Flashman often partake of a game on a Tuesday evening at the Lancaster Reform Club. Members only of course. link
LOL - I should have thought with your procession of women that you wouldn't need me to fix you up with someone, Flashy!
Now..what in the sam hill are Top Trumps? ;^)