What the hell? Why did this topic rise to the top? Aside from my post, I don't see a recent one.
Anyway, happy very-belated birthday fatty!
Edit: OMG I'm so painfully stupid. I'm not even going to admit that for some reason I was looking at the users' registration dates rather than when the posts were made. Lordy. Took me two months or so to make that mistake.
Cheers folks.
I told my missus not to bother with presents, parties, cakes, cards and all that other bullshit that goes along with such affairs.
The bastards actually paid attention to me for once.
What a shit day.
fatty.
I had a party in fatty's honor today. Or whenever his birthday was, I don't exactly recall. Anyway, it was a gorgeous affair - lavish and extravagant in every sense of the words, with lots of cake, flowing champagne, and at midnight I sang "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow", followed by a rousing rendition of Elvis Costello's "Honey Are You Straight Or Are You Fat?", with appropriately amended lyrics for our dear fatty.
Was a hell of a time. I was expecting at least iGSM to show up, but alas the bastard heard one note of my Elvis Costello rendition and decided to fly back to Australia.