| JoxerTheDeityPirate 22.11.2006 21:24 |
hi peeps,hope everyone is cool today. ive mentioned on another thread how for years i thought the line in machines was parahumanoidhairyarsed but what lyrics have you misheard on songs? another example being on im in love with my car;machine of a dream,to me sounds like, i shit up a tree! it doesnt have to be just queen songs youve misheard.on meatloafs bat out of hell,the line im a silver black phantom bike sounds like im a cilla black fan on ice, to me. so how about you guys? i look forward to hearing from you all take care jon |
| deleted user 22.11.2006 22:22 |
Crap! I was just gonna start one of these! Well, there are too many to count, but some of them are: '39- "Assembled here the volunteers," was mistaken for "A simple year, the volunteers." Save Me- "I have no real intent," mistaken for "I have no feelings, and." I'll post some more when they come to me. |
| mircal 23.11.2006 02:17 |
when i was about 10 on scandal when it says " today the headlines" i used ot think he sang " to david head light" ... |
| Markman38 23.11.2006 04:59 |
When I was young, and so much youger then todday, I always heard Queen say "Steamboats walking down the streets".......I wasn't on XTC those days :-) |
| eenaweena 23.11.2006 06:33 |
wasn't there a thread like this before? oh well. i used to think "doctors on strike" was dog tears on strike. |
| Serry... 23.11.2006 12:45 |
I was so happy when I was young and when I've heard a song about "Russian headlong"... |
| val 29467 23.11.2006 12:53 |
I misheard 'wanna try' for 'booby trap' :P |
| Aquillas 23.11.2006 14:27 |
Serry... wrote: I was so happy when I was young and when I've heard a song about "Russian headlong"...Same goes here :) |
| YourValentine 23.11.2006 16:13 |
It's "Anti Russian headlong", Serry:) |
| Poo, again 23.11.2006 16:18 |
I remember posting my misheard lyrics of Drowse somewhere. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 23.11.2006 17:29 |
look what theyve done to mike read...one vision |
| mrjordy 23.11.2006 17:38 |
When I was younger, in 'Fat Bottomed Girls', instead of "I've got mortgages on homes..." I heard "I've got pony dreams 'bout oats..." |
| as it began 24.11.2006 15:51 |
"Each morning I get up my darling" |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 24.11.2006 16:49 |
mrjordy wrote: When I was younger, in 'Fat Bottomed Girls', instead of "I've got mortgages on homes..." I heard "I've got pony dreams 'bout oats..."LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 24.11.2006 16:49 |
as it began wrote: "Each morning I get up my darling"I use to hear that ages ago... :O |
| 7 seas of Rhye 24.11.2006 17:04 |
I think there was a thread like this before. Anyway, here's what my little brother hears: Death on Two Legs = Jumping Too Late Pressure, pushing down on me = Bushop, bushop killed my friend It's a Kinda of Magic = Stacie's got the magic |
| deleted user 24.11.2006 17:08 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:O, no, no - don't get rid of your ass totally yet -mrjordy wrote: When I was younger, in 'Fat Bottomed Girls', instead of "I've got mortgages on homes..." I heard "I've got pony dreams 'bout oats..."LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I heard...: "I've got party dreams and whores" ... I don't know, I'm blaming Freddie. In the early days his annunciation wasn't tops. |
| danny1 34933 24.11.2006 17:10 |
This is a good topic Jox. The opening of (One Vision) is supposed to be "God works in mysterious ways", though if i had not read that it was, i might not have figured it out! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 24.11.2006 17:21 |
Danny1 wrote: This is a good topic Jox. The opening of (One Vision) is supposed to be "God works in mysterious ways", though if i had not read that it was, i might not have figured it out!Ohh! I never knew that's what they were saying!! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 24.11.2006 18:00 |
thanks for your replies,keep them coming! another one ive just remembered is from somebody to love.. i spin on my ears to believe in you |
| deleted user 24.11.2006 18:01 |
In one vision i used to think that i was mishearing it when Freddie goes 'fried chicken' it wasnt until someone told me thats what it actually says that i realised! In bo rhap i thought it was saying 'any type of mince flows' instead of 'anyway the wind blows'. And when i was about 12 i thought that in a kind of magic instead of its a kind of magic i thought it said 'miss is a kind of rabbit'! |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 24.11.2006 18:17 |
ah,bo rhap! spare him his life from his pork sausages! |
| ~im a fool~ 24.11.2006 18:29 |
in meloncholy blues i used to think he wanted to be intoxicated with a special boob. |
| danny1 34933 24.11.2006 20:38 |
Custard Pie posted a topic about the opening of (wwry) a while ago. No one can quite figure out what the word that is said at the opening is. Is it "wow" or "ah" or "yeah"? |
| sparrow 21754 24.11.2006 22:05 |
moms misheard lyrics: spare him his life from a poor society (monstrosity)-borhap gunpowder guillotine (gelatine)-killer queen MINE but everyones a crocodile (everybody wants to put me down)-sombody to love son of a bitch, it wont work! (sat on a fence but it dont work)-under pressure underwear fuck, underwear smell (under your thumb, under your spell)-breakthru and with a slime, ill take you to the seven seas of rhyme. (with a smile...)-seven seas of rhye you who threw up all in the crowd (you who grew up tall and proud)-hammer to fall and i hate a million dinners, broad, gimme a silver tray (and i ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays)-keep yourself alive unwanted hall-i want it all |
| deleted user 24.11.2006 22:36 |
Sparrow wrote: underwear fuck, underwear smell (under your thumb, under your spell)-breakthruAhahaha |
| Vincent. 24.11.2006 22:45 |
"i'm just a poor boy, i need to bitter sneeze."-bo rhap |
| Farrokh Mercury 24.11.2006 22:56 |
I Used to think "Bismilah"in Bo-Rap was "Kiss me lad." And one that isn't Queen. I thought on a song, where it goes "Cheap wine and a three-day growth" was "Cheap wing and a three-legged goat". |
| ~im a fool~ 25.11.2006 10:32 |
i cant stop laughing!!!!! |
| danny1 34933 25.11.2006 14:06 |
The section of Somebody To Love in which the backing vocal is very difficult to understand. You all know the part i mean! |
| Dubroc 26.11.2006 06:15 |
Breakthru - Grapefruit.... |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 27.11.2006 12:07 |
my friend mat always thought dancer was called cancer |
| sparrow 21754 27.11.2006 12:57 |
sammy, sammy, SAAAMMMYYY -save me |
| Gone. 27.11.2006 13:05 |
Sparrow wrote: sammy, sammy, SAAAMMMYYY -save meLMAO! |
| Gone. 27.11.2006 13:07 |
Sparrow wrote: moms misheard lyrics: spare him his life from a poor society (monstrosity)-borhap gunpowder guillotine (gelatine)-killer queen MINE but everyones a crocodile (everybody wants to put me down)-sombody to love son of a bitch, it wont work! (sat on a fence but it dont work)-under pressure underwear fuck, underwear smell (under your thumb, under your spell)-breakthru and with a slime, ill take you to the seven seas of rhyme. (with a smile...)-seven seas of rhye you who threw up all in the crowd (you who grew up tall and proud)-hammer to fall and i hate a million dinners, broad, gimme a silver tray (and i ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays)-keep yourself alive unwanted hall-i want it allROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha xD xD xD xD xD xD xD Sparrow! LMAO! |
| ~im a fool~ 27.11.2006 19:35 |
<font color="FF66CC">Scrumptious Frank wrote:thats what i thought too. so i stopped listening to that one because it made me laugh.Sparrow wrote: sammy, sammy, SAAAMMMYYY -save meLMAO! and then i woke up. |
| sparrow 21754 27.11.2006 20:05 |
<font color="FF66CC">Scrumptious Frank wrote:hahaha glad you like it! i had more but i cant think of anySparrow wrote: moms misheard lyrics: spare him his life from a poor society (monstrosity)-borhap gunpowder guillotine (gelatine)-killer queen MINE but everyones a crocodile (everybody wants to put me down)-sombody to love son of a bitch, it wont work! (sat on a fence but it dont work)-under pressure underwear fuck, underwear smell (under your thumb, under your spell)-breakthru and with a slime, ill take you to the seven seas of rhyme. (with a smile...)-seven seas of rhye you who threw up all in the crowd (you who grew up tall and proud)-hammer to fall and i hate a million dinners, broad, gimme a silver tray (and i ate a million dinners brought to me on silver trays)-keep yourself alive unwanted hall-i want it allROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha xD xD xD xD xD xD xD Sparrow! LMAO! |
| queen mercury 33542 28.11.2006 02:08 |
I used to think in somebody to love, where he said I work till I ache my bones was my balls. Lol. |
| danny1 34933 28.11.2006 13:44 |
What the girl with the german accent says at the end of (Let me entertain you) has never been quite clear to me. |
| mircal 28.11.2006 18:36 |
Far<font color=RED>rokh Mercury wrote: I Used to think "Bismilah"in Bo-Rap was "Kiss me lad." And one that isn't Queen. I thought on a song, where it goes "Cheap wine and a three-day growth" was "Cheap wing and a three-legged goat".Yes i used ot think the same thing... Its a Jimmy Barns song |
| mircal 28.11.2006 18:40 |
at the start of One Vision with the weired part... God works in mysterious ways i thought i was " we'll steel this way" |
| Queenluv4Life 28.11.2006 18:49 |
?Squirell?Monkey? wrote: In one vision i used to think that i was mishearing it when Freddie goes 'fried chicken' it wasnt until someone told me thats what it actually says that i realised! In bo rhap i thought it was saying 'any type of mince flows' instead of 'anyway the wind blows'. And when i was about 12 i thought that in a kind of magic instead of its a kind of magic i thought it said 'miss is a kind of rabbit'!omg i also thought it said Fried chicken! |
| sparrow 21754 28.11.2006 20:25 |
someone used to think it was 'hit me where the wind flows' on borhap |
| mircal 28.11.2006 21:15 |
I sware it sounds like freddie says "and the desert as sex" on innuendo,,, very faint though. |
| The King Of Rhye 29.11.2006 20:30 |
YourValentine wrote: It's "Anti Russian headlong", Serry:)or Anti Russian eggnog! |
| The King Of Rhye 29.11.2006 20:31 |
and I always thought "gunpowder gelatine" was "got bad agility" :) |
| Gone. 29.11.2006 21:23 |
The King Of Rhye wrote:;_; Why must I be Russian. ;_;YourValentine wrote: It's "Anti Russian headlong", Serry:)or Anti Russian eggnog! |
| mircal 29.11.2006 22:32 |
On the Merical I used to think freddie was singing " Its america" |
| Gone. 29.11.2006 22:34 |
"to see the feller gravel the night-tomb..." - Fairy Feller's Master Stroke =P |
| Bigbrotherbp 01.12.2006 05:25 |
Fuck could only reach you - If I could only reach you - (Breakthru) And amazing, felling, can't this is true? - An amazing fellin' comin' through(I was born to love you) ;-> Crazy: There's go my penalty, she told then rock and roll - There goes my baby, she knows how to Rock'n'Roll I've got a "becoupe" (or boucou), relax, get him. - I gotta be cool relax get hip! I get all my traffic with fancy - Get on my track's take a back seat I hate child - A hitch hike. Too many penalties are raining down on me. - Too many bitter tears are raining down on me. (TMLWKU) Dont you suck together cause you know the babe...'cause your are a female. - Pull yourself together because you know you should do better that's because you're a free man (spread) We will rock you lyric when I was young: Body on the boy make a big noise Playing in the she Gonna be a be man someday You got mad on your face You big dis grace Kick in your change all over the played etc. (I can't remember it exactly) |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 01.12.2006 08:02 |
for me, we will rock you was kicking the cat all over the place instead of kicking the can all over the place |
| Daniel vZ 12.01.2007 10:43 |
In "Killer Queen" I always thought they sang "galaxy to blow your mind" instead of "guaranteed to blow your mind". |
| unknown 12.01.2007 12:59 |
A Ukrainian friend of mine who doesn't speak English so well said to me that he hears instead of 'Don't Loose Your Head' 'Tom I Jerry' what means 'Tom And Jerry'(!!) |
| deleted user 12.01.2007 20:44 |
I used to think that when they said "Russian Headlong" they were actually saying "Rushin' Headlong". How foolish I was back then. |
| WEASEL45 04.02.2007 14:00 |
azzadude wrote: From Lazing on a sunday afternoon... I thought he was singing... Fridays i go painting in the nude....lolz. I thought is wass go painting in the loo. Coulda sworn it was, until I read the booklet. |
| The prophet's song 05.02.2007 22:45 |
I STILL think in Staying Power it says "lets get John to the groove, make him move make him move" |
| Winter Land Man 05.02.2007 22:56 |
mircal wrote: On the Merical I used to think freddie was singing " Its america"DAN! |
| Winter Land Man 05.02.2007 22:56 |
mircal wrote: On the Merical I used to think freddie was singing " Its america"DAN! |
| i-Fred 11.06.2009 22:06 |
On I want it all.... at the start....sounds like he sings... Havent ya seen her insted of adventure seeker.... ehehe |
| djcamper 12.06.2009 05:32 |
Was it all worth it.. all diseases - instead of "all these years" |
| Bigfish 12.06.2009 06:08 |
Somewhere in SCANDAL I am sure Fred sings "We saved you cheese cake" |
| ParisNair 12.06.2009 07:06 |
"Pressure, question down on me Question down on you, no man i fought" Doesn't make any sense, but that's exactly what he sings to me. |
| i-Fred 13.06.2009 08:35 |
Bigfish wrote: Somewhere in SCANDAL I am sure Fred sings "We saved you cheese cake" Now that did make me laugh..... 10 out of 10..... |
| absento 13.06.2009 10:54 |
In KQ: Perfume came naturally from Paris, because she couldn't care less :) |
| greataddict 01.07.2009 05:28 |
and what about in the March of the Black Queen? always thought that "Now I have a belly full" was "Now I have a telephone" wich made pretty good sense with "you can be my sugar baby you can be my honey child..." cheers |
| i-Fred 01.07.2009 22:44 |
greataddict wrote: and what about in the March of the Black Queen? always thought that "Now I have a belly full" was "Now I have a telephone" wich made pretty good sense with "you can be my sugar baby you can be my honey child..." cheers ehehehe.... crack up |
| i-Fred 01.07.2009 22:48 |
at the start of one vision i heard "we'll steel this way"...... as appose to lord works ect ect |
| MamaQueen 02.07.2009 17:59 |
Save me: The slate will soon be clearned. I couldn't make it up but I kind of heard "the plates of soup we'll clear" And my daughter used to sing "hit me with a window" for anyway the wind blows |
| buffypython 27.07.2009 16:07 |
In Killer Queen, "In conversation she spoke just like a baronet." "Little man from China would die to geisha finer." In Brighton Rock, "Happy little day, Shooby went away, Now's he's little shitty on a public holiday." "A little people magic if you will." In I'm In Love With My Car, "And the hubcaps of glee." "Grandma bought me a new carburetor/ So she matrix sayin this is the end." When I first heard Headlong, I thought I was hearing "Now you've got soup in the laundry bag" wrong, but turns out that's what it is! |
| That Crazy Diamond 28.07.2009 23:37 |
Flick of the wrist: I heard "it's a revolver" but it's really " a rip-off". I still like to think of it as 'revolver', it sounds better to me :P |
| believe in yourself 45455 30.07.2009 15:54 |
What is Freddie singing in Breakthru at 1.39??? "Make my feedings, no to one tea" ??? |
| SBKP 06.08.2009 13:23 |
Friends will be friends: "You're tryin' to track him down with your neighbour's longbow" Fat Bottomed Girls: "left alone with big fat fat-ass, she was sucked by a nanny" Headlong: "Let me out of this shit.. be movin'!" Pain is so close to pleasure: "So expect the best of the rest of an iidiioot" |
| bhm0129ad 06.08.2009 13:54 |
buffypython wrote: In Killer Queen, "In conversation she spoke just like a baronet." "Little man from China would die to geisha finer." In Brighton Rock, "Happy little day, Shooby went away, Now's he's little shitty on a public holiday." "A little people magic if you will." In I'm In Love With My Car, "And the hubcaps of glee." "Grandma bought me a new carburetor/ So she matrix sayin this is the end." When I first heard Headlong, I thought I was hearing "Now you've got soup in the laundry bag" wrong, but turns out that's what it is! The line 'A little people magic if you will' is correct - at least according to my SHA cd cover it is anyway. :) |
| Reid_Special_98 06.08.2009 19:09 |
Just had to sift through to make sure nobody already mentioned these one's. == BoRhap 'Makes Me Laugh' (instead of Bismilah) Who Wants To Live Forever 'Touch my wart with your fingertips' (instead of 'Touch my world with your fingertips) |
| bhm0129ad 06.08.2009 19:37 |
I loved Jasper Carrot's (British Comedian) take on Bo Rhap: Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard, me LOL |
| plumrach 18.01.2010 10:18 |
A kind of magic The day will dawn on saturday (should be sanity) also when i hear and the bells that ring, i heard the labryinths |
| GratefulFan 18.01.2010 15:24 |
A member of my household persistently subs "I've faced my dooms" (?!) for "I've paid my dues" in Champions. Not Queen related, but I can hear nothing but "Pea Brain (Alana loves me...)" in the chorus at the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir8kauIZWhU#t=50s Everybody laughs at me when it comes on the radio at work and shouts "Pea braaaaain" at me. It's very traumatic. I even looked up the actual lyric, and I still hear "Pea Brain". |
| dewantari deaky 25.01.2010 06:23 |
i rarely misheard, but frequently i can't understand each words he said; maybe because the accent. like on Another One Bites The Dust, without the reading the lyrics, i won't know what words actually he sang. by the way, i like his accent, its unique :) |
| plumrach 27.01.2010 06:10 |
Hammer to fall at live aid i always hear Shine your light and play your game when it should be Toe your line and play their game |
| plumrach 10.02.2010 02:53 |
Under Pressure live at wembley I hear Its saturday night under pressure were creating should be Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking maybe its my hearing i need to sort out!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ An Interview? Oh don't be ridiculous |
| GratefulFan 06.08.2011 16:48 |
Well this is embarassing. When Freddie sings "Be not gone" in Teo Toriatte I can't seem to hear anything but "Peanut girl". Yeah. No explanation really. |
| jeffuk49 07.08.2011 04:06 |
spare him his life from his pork sausages |
| br5946 08.08.2011 04:45 |
Interesting thread, I must say. Here's something for people who love Put Out The Fire. Listen to 0:44-0:46. Doesn't it sound like 'you need a movement like a hole in the air'? I know it's not, but it does kind of sound like it. And a lyrics site for Queen songs misquoted Step on Me. I can't remember what the site was called, but they had 'hang on, that's for me' as 'hangin, that's folly'. What the hell? And at 3:15-3:18 on the At The Beeb version of Liar I heard 'please won't you dress me in the way'. |
| cb5000 08.08.2011 06:48 |
for a long time, i thaoght that in innuendo, when he says "thread that fine line" he said "to rectify" |
| cb5000 08.08.2011 07:14 |
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| Silken 08.08.2011 07:27 |
Sheer hard react = Real cardiac (SHA) The people where I go = The brim pulled way down low (AOBTD) It's jealosuy = It's challenging (AKOM) From guys she couldn't care less = For cars she couldn't care less (KQ) Temporarily out of time = Temporarily out of gas (KQ) |
| drmurph 08.08.2011 16:09 |
Innuendo - just like sin at times (just passing our time), I still mistakingly sing these words sometimes. AOBTD - I had no idea what the first line was as I had a taped copy for ages, Queen II - Again i had a taped copy and no track listing, (of all the albums to guess song titles!). I put down come to the regatta ??? instead of ogre battle. andi sat rewinding the bit for ages too trying to get the words. |
| catqueen 08.08.2011 18:13 |
absento wrote: In KQ: Perfume came naturally from Paris, because she couldn't care less :) I just read this and went - but thats right... just looked it up and behold its NOT right.... never knew that... i always wondered what it meant , thought maybe it meant she didn't care it was expensive! |
| catqueen 08.08.2011 18:16 |
plumrach wrote: Under Pressure live at wembley I hear Its saturday night under pressure were creating should be Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking maybe its my hearing i need to sort out!!! ______________________________________________________________________________________ An Interview? Oh don't be ridiculous it took me a few years of listening to this to realise it wasnt 'saturday' too :/ |
| catqueen 08.08.2011 18:18 |
Its not queen, but i only realised that the Alice Cooper song 'dirty dreams... how d'ya wanna do me... dirty dreams, anything for you babe' is NOT in fact 'day dreams, day dreams' |
| McNulty 09.08.2011 09:56 |
Who Wants To Live Forever? "Touch my balls with your fingertips". We Are The Champions "I've had my shell-suit kicked in my face but I've come through" I don't know what this says about me.... |
| McNulty 09.08.2011 09:57 |
Oh, and who could forget the line in Headlong where Freddie clearly sings "He used to be a man with his dick in his hand". |
| lifetimefanofqueen 09.08.2011 10:03 |
hmmmmmmmmmm...........i know LOADS but cant think of any >.< |
| catqueen 09.08.2011 11:55 |
McNulty wrote: Oh, and who could forget the line in Headlong where Freddie clearly sings "He used to be a man with his dick in his hand". yeah -- and no matter how much you KNOW that's not what he says, its still what it sounds like... 'he used to be a man with his dick in his hand, who did, he did it, who did he do?' |
| tcc 09.08.2011 12:27 |
I don't like foul language but I can't help posting this. In White Man, "the blood you shed" sounds like "bloody sh**" if the music player is not a good one. |
| ole-the-first 09.08.2011 12:29 |
Fucking only reach you Fucking make you smile :) |
| McNulty 09.08.2011 13:40 |
"I've got your wand in my hand" - Princes Of The Universe Obviously referring to the pink wand. |
| Silken 09.08.2011 15:31 |
catqueen wrote: 'he used to be a man with his dick in his hand, who did, he did it, who did he do?' ======================================================== LOL Now I'll never be able to sing the correct lyrics! |
| Hangman_96 12.08.2011 09:07 |
Breakthru. "If I could only reach you" - in the middle, I used to mishear "fuck". |
| Avradoorn 12.08.2011 14:37 |
"She keeps on moaning and chanting in a pretty cabinet".... |
| br5946 13.08.2011 19:00 |
If my ears feel drained I sometimes hear the title of Resurrection as 'this erection'... sorry, couldn't resist that one. |
| hauntofroulettedares 14.08.2011 01:43 |
I thought the line in Fat Bottomed Girls "I've got mortgages on homes" was "I've got mortgages and hos" until about a couple years ago...haha!! :-P |
| GratefulFan 14.08.2011 11:13 |
ole-the-first wrote: Fucking only reach you Fucking make you smile :) ================== LOL |
| Over the Field 18.08.2011 09:15 |
I was born to love you I once bored to love you |
| hauntofroulettedares 18.08.2011 23:17 |
The "i shit up a tree" one made me laugh so hard that the wine I was drinking came out of my nose...lol. X-D |
| Avradoorn 20.08.2011 16:31 |
I play in a tribute band- mentioned the "Shit up a tree" one to our drummer on Thursday night just before we started on "In Love With My Car" (which he sings!) and the poor sod couldn't finish it for laughing! |