We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
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gary:-dont you see? everyone hates us!
spotswood:-hey now everyone hated winnie the pooh too
gary:-no they didnt
spotswood:-well i did, that cocksucking bear killed jack kennedy!
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'Kim Jong Il's "So Ronery" song deserved an Oscar.
In fact, the Dear Leader himself is something of a cinema buff.. I wonder if he has seen 'Team America'?
<font color=Red>LiveAidQueen wrote: That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Almost, and as a big South Park fan I was majorly disappointed that Parker & Stone still (IMO) can't make anything in full-length that I can watch without yawning (yes, same with the SP-movie).
The FAG (Film Actos Guild) bit was supposed to be funny? After the 9000th time they mention it in the movie, it surely isn't. As if it originally was.
But I'm glad SP-episodes keep getting better and better. "Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
Hmmm, I can understand why you don't like Team America. But I absolutely *love* it, simply because it's probably the only movie in the last couple of years to sufficiently pull the piss out of these cookie-cutter Bruckheimer movies that just won't go away. It's fricking funny, it more than adequately takes the most STUPID points of each Bruckheimer movie and turns it into something equally stupid. (Like when the main character has to suck Spotswoods cock to earn his trust, there's bits like that in Armageddon and shit).
Seriously, great flick.
Wreckage wrote: 'Kim Jong Il's "So Ronery" song deserved an Oscar.
In fact, the Dear Leader himself is something of a cinema buff.. I wonder if he has seen 'Team America'?
Yeah he probably has, wonder what he thinks, apparently he kidnaps directors to make films for him lol
does anyone understand how fuckin busy i am, why is every ron so fucking stupid, why cant people be more interigent like me, yeah poor rittle ronery me