This is the actual transcript from in interview with John Deacon which despite never having taken place, is now available to download on Freddie VTB's website for a small charge.
fatty: Hi John, It's nice of you to see me at such short notice.
John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here?
fatty: Through the bathroom window.
John: I'm phoning the police.
At this point I made my excuses and left.
Next week I'll be breaking into Roger's home and threatening his children until he explains why he wears sunglasses indoors.
Absoloutley amazing, i wish i was u, i love deacon lol
deleted user 18.09.2005 11:03
Aha that makes a lot clear to me,
My father told me something about a fat scot breaking in our house. Although I already left the house he keeps on calling me, asking me how I'm doing telling me stories. "Time for the children" jees