| FreddiesGhettoTrench 12.11.2004 15:21 |
I am John McCain's personal hair-comber, head-scratcher, shoe-tier, and typist. (lol Ashley) Myself on POWs (Problem of the Week - evil math assignment-ness): The only POW I want to do is John McCain. |
| Penetration_Guru 12.11.2004 18:03 |
I've posted my actual answer to this in a random thread. At a random time. |
| SergeantPepperDG 12.11.2004 18:15 |
HOLY JESUS! WHAT ARE THESE GODDAMNED ANIMALS?! Don't fuck with me now, man. I am Ahab! Well, as this is a randomness thread, the first thing that came to my mind was "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." I'm not sure why. |
| Sonia Doris 12.11.2004 18:19 |
and christmas is coming soooooooon... |
| SergeantPepperDG 12.11.2004 18:21 |
So, with Ho-Ho's (the Hostess thingies), they come in a pack of two. Does that mean each one is called a ho? Or is each one a ho-ho? But if that's the case, wouldn't they be called Ho-ho-ho-ho's? |
| Yogurt 12.11.2004 19:08 |
Sometimes my sister thinks she's psychic. She's stupid. She says she has a 5th sense. |
| Sonia Doris 12.11.2004 19:11 |
and my birthday is half an year away... |
| iGSM 12.11.2004 19:17 |
This is BBC CIXICV |
| Yogurt 12.11.2004 19:51 |
Today I wore a dress, with a shirt over and pants under. Oh! And Ballet slippers. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 12.11.2004 19:56 |
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Too bad I'm Jewish. Oh, and that bag of purple M&M's is very enticing! |
| SergeantPepperDG 12.11.2004 20:45 |
Mmm... purple M&Ms... mmm.... Chanukkah... |
| deleted user 12.11.2004 20:48 |
I need a new job. |
| SergeantPepperDG 12.11.2004 20:55 |
Put on your yarkmulke, it's time for Chanukkah! So much fun-ukkah to celebrate Chanukkah! Chanukkah is, the festival of lights- Instead of ONE day of presents, we have eight CRAZY nights! So if you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree, here's a list of people who are Jewish... JUST LIKE YOU AND MEEEE!!! |
| Lisser 12.11.2004 20:57 |
Batman? |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 12.11.2004 20:59 |
I love the Chanukkah Song(s)! How many have there been? Oops, that wasn't random enough. So, what's the point of having a 1,146 page long Biology book? It's obese, and we're never going to cover that much material. |
| SergeantPepperDG 12.11.2004 21:03 |
The Chanukkah song always made me feel special when I was little. |
| Daburcor? 12.11.2004 21:07 |
Remember 'underoos'? |
| Lisser 12.11.2004 21:23 |
i had wonder woman dan. what were you? oh please say superman or batman!! *meow* |
| iGSM 12.11.2004 21:59 |
Shuddup everyone! AND BRING ME THE TOOL SHED FOR I AM HUNGRY!!K!NMK!N!JKL!NLK BINGO! I am the cheese! I am the best character, on the show! I am better than the bologny and salami combined! |
| iGSM 13.11.2004 04:34 |
Plus undies of death. |
| SergeantPepperDG 13.11.2004 08:03 |
I got to wake up at 6:15 this morning so I can go take a test where you fill in the bubbles! |
| Megamike The GREAT 13.11.2004 13:45 |
I had the Star Wars underoos.. but the sad thing was, I was 11 ;-) |
| SergeantPepperDG 13.11.2004 13:47 |
I bought NEON food-coloring for the icing I'm making for my cake! Now it'll look like a radioactive cake! YAY!!! |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 17:20 |
im in a desperate need for ice cream |
| Yogurt 13.11.2004 17:25 |
I spilled the milk today. |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 17:30 |
jingle bells jingle bells *falls with her head on the keaboard* oh santa! |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 17:36 |
christmas songs you say? |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 17:41 |
why should only god know everything??? :P |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 17:48 |
dunno...really...but i know that i dont know...so, im socrates (mother f****n son of a bitch!!!) |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 18:01 |
me too... *checks the ovious signs* it seems i still am... im confused (confucius?:P) |
| Bob The Shrek 13.11.2004 18:19 |
Kangeroos have 3 vaginas |
| Sonia Doris 13.11.2004 18:20 |
male lions have none! |
| Yogurt 13.11.2004 19:08 |
I just peirced my finger nail. Weird huh? |
| SergeantPepperDG 13.11.2004 19:10 |
You'd think that eating a bunch of neon colored buttercream icing would turn your poo a weird color. At least the "Troll" fruit roll-ups did when I was little... |
| Brimon 13.11.2004 19:30 |
3 vaginas, thats amazing. If a male kangaroo had 3 didgeridoos now that would be something else. phew. |
| Megamike The GREAT 13.11.2004 20:10 |
Fruit Loops turns your poop green |
| Janet 13.11.2004 20:13 |
:-O |
| Megamike The GREAT 13.11.2004 20:38 |
the life expectency of a dish of Lasagna in my house is about 20 Minutes |
| iGSM 13.11.2004 22:35 |
The life expectancy of the Screamapillar is 9. askamdsD AFNQ!# BOG STAMPS! |
| SergeantPepperDG 13.11.2004 23:45 |
I just made $75 in one night! |
| SergeantPepperDG 14.11.2004 00:03 |
...because I had a birthday party- which was two months late. We watched "The Adventures of Priscilla- Queen of the Desert" and we prank called my ex-boyfriend from preschool. Actually, my FRIENDS prank called him against my wishes, while they tied me down. It was pretty funny though. One of my guy friends, who was the one that actually called was saying "*SPDG's full name* wants to make love to you. She want to make you sexy," in a weird accent. I was pissed off for all of three minutes, but then it was funny. |
| MetzgerR 14.11.2004 01:49 |
I just took a three hour walk to get rid of my sudden depression and properly process some information, and I've discovered that when your hands get cold enough that it's hard to move them, not only is typing next to impossible, but it hurts to warm them up. Interesting, maybe; random, definitely. Ja ne, minna. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 14.11.2004 02:21 |
Let's all play elephant polo. Or use war elephants. I'm sure nobody would notice if I snuck an elephant into my house and kept it as a pet! |
| Sonia Doris 18.11.2004 09:41 |
elephants??? naaaaa... riding horses in da house rulz! |
| KillerQueen840 18.11.2004 18:04 |
Random (I stole these from somewhere...my agenda book actually..): The average person waits two weeks for the traffic light to change. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The average person's hair grows a combined 55,000 inches per month. An eyelash lives for 150 days 'til it falls out. |
| jericho05 18.11.2004 18:38 |
It took some time to wade through this thread. There's a rumble in Brighton tonight, hey hey what can I do |
| iGSM 18.11.2004 18:49 |
Eat this moth. I would. SUCKERS! Why don't you just cut the Golden Gate Bridge. Not like anyone uses it, girlfriend *does the pyramid click* |
| Pax 19.11.2004 05:27 |
I'd like a sloth...they look like they're smiling all the time. Make like siamese twins and split...then one of you die. |
| MexQueenFM 19.11.2004 12:16 |
iGSM wrote: Eat this moth. I would. SUCKERS! Why don't you just cut the Golden Gate Bridge. Not like anyone uses it, girlfriend *does the pyramid click*I pass thru there you bastard! I knew you were trying to kill me |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 19.11.2004 12:22 |
How come life is never like a musical? I want to be walking down the street one day and have everybody break out into song. How cool would that be? Well, not that cool, but still! One day, I'm going to become President and it's going to be a law to have people constantly breaking out into song. So, vote for me! :) |
| Sonia Doris 19.11.2004 18:53 |
i like coffee i like tea i like boys and boys (maybe) like me |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 19.11.2004 23:11 |
i went on a christian camp (im an atheist) we not only had to say grace, but sing it in crap ways...and ride horses!!! no children for me in the future! and i hurt in places that dont even have names yes, im in a pretty shit mood |
| TheMiracle 20.11.2004 00:03 |
Sonia, you may like boys, but I like Men :) |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 20.11.2004 00:03 |
Great King HeM wrote: I like Queen.That's not all that random, seeing as we're on a Queen forum. Then again, you could just love the Personal section and not the band! And that would be random. :) Okay, so which do teachers like more: failing a student or shopping at Target? (I think our Debate Club is debating that this week. No clue why, though!) |
| Matti 20.11.2004 01:43 |
La la la la lalalala |
| Sonia Doris 20.11.2004 03:58 |
TheMiracle wrote: Sonia, you may like boys, but I like Men :)i like men too...but you know...men have little boys inside :P he he |
| Megamike The GREAT 20.11.2004 09:18 |
Great King HeM wrote:Now THAT was sick....I used to know Ra's secret name... wrote:Some boys have men inside too. These men are called pedofiles. :-DTheMiracle wrote: Sonia, you may like boys, but I like Men :)i like men too...but you know...men have little boys inside :P he he Today I am going to do a push-up... maybe |
| Sonia Doris 20.11.2004 15:28 |
i'm sure of that too :P |
| Sonia Doris 20.11.2004 15:33 |
don't ask that kinda questions, dear! |
| Sonia Doris 20.11.2004 15:38 |
good job linda! i couldn´t have put it in better words! of course...there are some exceptions...but...ah..irrelevant |
| iGSM 20.11.2004 21:56 |
Eat clay, you bastard HeM! |
| deleted user 20.11.2004 22:17 |
"The rest of the men are pure crap. HeM = the God Other men = other men :P" - Get over yourself. |
| deleted user 21.11.2004 10:16 |
Hem, you have a lot to learn about women. I won't speak for all women, but any man who holds himself on such a high pedestal is immediately written off my list. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 21.11.2004 15:44 |
This thread isn't random right now! I'm sending in the clowns and the llamas to take care of that. :) |
| Sonia Doris 21.11.2004 15:53 |
weird al is funny (as random as possible) |
| Sonia Doris 21.11.2004 15:57 |
evgeni plushenko is sexy |
| Sonia Doris 21.11.2004 16:00 |
hem...didn't the people in white already take you??? how bizzzzzzzzzarrrrrrrrrre! |
| Sonia Doris 21.11.2004 16:02 |
stuck my wheenie in a bottle and i can't get it out (for hem)!!!!!!!!!! |
| Sonia Doris 21.11.2004 16:07 |
just quoting al :P |
| Sonia Doris 21.11.2004 16:10 |
oooooooooh! wanna do a tango with me? |
| crispy 22.11.2004 05:19 |
Did you know a bannana tree moves a couple of inchs every year! oooooh |
| Sonia Doris 22.11.2004 05:21 |
did u know serious things are unpopular? |
| Sonia Doris 22.11.2004 16:21 |
did u know wet hair gets dry? |
| Sonia Doris 22.11.2004 16:44 |
do you know i have an e-mail with @queenzone.com at the end? |
| Matti 22.11.2004 21:57 |
I like chocolate ice cream with almonds in it. I just tried some for the first time today. Yum! |
| Sonia Doris 23.11.2004 06:42 |
i love caramel ice cream |
| LiveAidQueen 23.11.2004 08:08 |
What is this topic about? |
| SergeantPepperDG 23.11.2004 15:37 |
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon... you come and goooo... |
| Sonia Doris 23.11.2004 17:46 |
la la la la la la la la i want to break free i want to break freeeeeeeeee |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 23.11.2004 19:21 |
It's krazy kewl to draw all over the peoples' faces in my French book. Way more fun than actually paying attention! |
| SergeantPepperDG 23.11.2004 20:37 |
The people in my Spanish book are funny. Every unit, they have different characters in different Spanish speaking areas. Last unit, it was Rosa, Sofia, and Carlos, and they were in Oaxaca. Now it's these two other people, and they're in Spain. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 23.11.2004 21:22 |
We all had to pick French names in 7th grade, so I flipped to the first page in my workbook and took the first name I saw. So, I was Philippe. :) |
| SergeantPepperDG 23.11.2004 22:20 |
I had to pick a Spanish name too, in 7th grade! I chose Margarita at first, cause there wasn't actually a real Spanish name for my English name, so I picked the closest one- Diana. |
| iGSM 23.11.2004 23:01 |
You lucky cranberries. I had to learn Indonesian. Reaaaaaaaaal important langauge that is. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 23.11.2004 23:54 |
None of us even use our French names ever, so I have no clue why we picked them. Just to waste class time, I guess! My teacher just calls me by my name (Melanie) since it's already a French name. And something random to keep the mood of the thread going: we're having a picnic tomorrow in French class. With crepes! And cheese. :) |
| iGSM 24.11.2004 00:47 |
My French name would be Baise. Yeah. I know. So just shut up before anyone points it out. My limited knowledge of French knows what it means so it'd be pointless to point it out, you pointer. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 24.11.2004 04:17 |
i have a pickle i have a pickle i have a pickle, hey hey hey hey!!! i love that song..... |
| Sonia Doris 24.11.2004 09:10 |
my name can go ok in any language!!! heheh :P |
| SergeantPepperDG 25.11.2004 12:13 |
When I woke up this morning, my right eye was crusted over with bright green gunk. |
| Sonia Doris 25.11.2004 14:21 |
i just discovered i have two eyes! |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 25.11.2004 15:03 |
ive got 12 finger, and 6 toes and apparntly 14 chins! |
| Sonia Doris 25.11.2004 15:03 |
actually i do too. :P but i have cool glases |
| Sonia Doris 25.11.2004 15:11 |
i have 10 toe nails!!! |
| Sonia Doris 25.11.2004 15:19 |
love guinea pigs! :P hahah! |
| Sonia Doris 25.11.2004 15:30 |
yeah...guinea pigs are great! |
| Sonia Doris 25.11.2004 16:47 |
i only own one. joder! |
| SergeantPepperDG 25.11.2004 23:11 |
Y'know... Boy George is kinda sexy (from the early 80s) in a weird sort of way. |
| iGSM 25.11.2004 23:31 |
It's called Guinness World Records because the Guinness brewery had a debate over the fastest species of gamebird and it could not be settled with existing reference books. It was researched by Ross and Norris McWhirter, twins and noted British athletes and journalists, who at the time ran a fact-finding agency in London. Der. EVERYONE knows that. Except Lester. He smells. |
| deleted user 25.11.2004 23:32 |
I call my bf a hamster a lot. |
| Sonia Doris 26.11.2004 05:40 |
i used to have a hamster...she died 4 years ago... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 26.11.2004 06:41 |
hamsters are dirty.... just like all other animals... (i dont like animals, or the majority of people, or just natural things in general) |
| Sonia Doris 26.11.2004 10:50 |
animals are dirty if you keep them in a cage! |
| deleted user 26.11.2004 23:26 |
HEY! You are a hamster too! >:^( |
| LiveAidQueen 27.11.2004 09:38 |
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!!! Okay, I love Plankton... |
| SergeantPepperDG 27.11.2004 11:23 |
I have that Lindsey Lohan song stuck in my head and I am about to go look for a hammer. |
| Yogurt 27.11.2004 11:33 |
F if for fire that burns down the buildings U is uraniam, Bombs. N is for NO SURVIVORS When you..! |
| deleted user 27.11.2004 16:00 |
I am not a hamster! >:^{ |
| LiveAidQueen 27.11.2004 17:12 |
Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist</font> wrote: F if for fire that burns down the buildings U is uraniam, Bombs. N is for NO SURVIVORS When you..!LOL |
| KillerQueen840 27.11.2004 18:14 |
Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist</font> wrote: F if for fire that burns down the buildings U is uraniam, Bombs. N is for NO SURVIVORS When you..!*continues tune* Down here in the deep blue sea! |
| Matti 28.11.2004 11:38 |
Mmm..cheese. |
| The Black Queen 28.11.2004 12:07 |
Squiers (kind of guitar, for you non-guitar players) suck ass. o_o |
| Janet 28.11.2004 12:18 |
I wouldn't mind if someone called me a hamster. :-) |
| SergeantPepperDG 28.11.2004 14:44 |
I love hamsters! Before my mom got us a puppy, the only pets we would get were hamsters and parakeets. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 28.11.2004 14:54 |
My hamster's name is Delilah and she's obese! Even though she only eats vegetables, she still can barely fit in her wheel. |
| Brian's sweet sister 28.11.2004 15:22 |
my neck aches......fuck |
| SergeantPepperDG 28.11.2004 15:27 |
My first hamster was named Cornflower. She died after three years. Then we got a hamster named Homer. He bit me, and he died a week later, because he peed in his tube thingy, and we wouldn't get out of if, so the urine turned into amonia and the fumes killed him. Then we got a hamster named Mimi. She was nice. I dropped her once, but she was okay. |
| KillerQueen840 28.11.2004 15:31 |
I had a rabbit that died last two Halloweens ago. His name was Buster. I want a dog.... |
| Janet 28.11.2004 16:22 |
My hamster is called Emily, her picture is in my profile. |
| Daburcor? 28.11.2004 17:25 |
Hi Janet! |
| Janet 28.11.2004 18:48 |
Hello Daniel! :-D |
| Sonia Doris 29.11.2004 09:07 |
im baaaaaaaaaaaaack! heheh! |
| LiveAidQueen 29.11.2004 17:36 |
Janet is a hamster. |
| Sonia Doris 30.11.2004 07:46 |
i used to be a hamster in a past life!!! heheh :P at least thats what an online test said heheh |
| iGSM 30.11.2004 07:52 |
You know what I haven't had in a while? Big league chew. Yeah, that's going to be my new thing for the next couple of days. So lump it, buckers. Yeah, buckers. |
| Sonia Doris 30.11.2004 13:34 |
im huuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry!!! |
| Janet 30.11.2004 13:39 |
A cake eating hamster. |
| Sonia Doris 30.11.2004 13:44 |
you need some fire, baby? i suggest some wood for that heheh :P or a tango...heheh |
| LiveAidQueen 30.11.2004 14:53 |
I am in 7th period right now... |
| LiveAidQueen 30.11.2004 14:54 |
And Janet is still a hamster. |
| Introducing_Christina Lauren 01.12.2004 02:20 |
The singer anatasicia's voice scares me. |
| iGSM 01.12.2004 02:28 |
STOP! |
| iGSM 01.12.2004 02:29 |
HAMMER TIME! |
| Sonia Doris 01.12.2004 09:28 |
who was flirting??? if i was flitting, what was alex doing??? hah? :P ;)i was only making cute allusions, dear... you should see me flirt with beavers...or not...heheh |
| QueensQueenieII 02.12.2004 00:33 |
The Milford Plaza is the lullabye of ole Broadway! *jazzhands* |
| deleted user 02.12.2004 07:52 |
ég fatta ekki tilganginn í þessum pósti... :P |
| Sonia Doris 02.12.2004 07:52 |
<font><font color=charm>Alex Solan<font> wrote: beavis and butt-head?maybe...who knows |
| LiveAidQueen 02.12.2004 16:18 |
Janet is still a hamster. |
| SergeantPepperDG 02.12.2004 22:48 |
Help. I'm not done with my essay. It's due tomorrow. Damn the internet for being so distracting. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 02.12.2004 23:09 |
I'm such a ditz. I finally just realized out what SergeantPepperDG's signature meant! I think it's because I've never thought of Sirius being pronounced like serious. Even though I know it is, I still read it as sigh-russ. I can't believe I'm just figuring that out. I think I'm a blonde at heart. |
| Sonia Doris 03.12.2004 07:47 |
a...this internet...ah! its a sacrilege!!! we should burn it!!! (dunno how, but sounds nice :P) |
| Lord Blackadder 03.12.2004 11:30 |
Blackadder, Blackadder, Intelligent and deep. Blackadder, Blackadder, Ashame about the sheep. |