Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 20.07.2007 23:29 |
I seem to have one, since Im gaining weight and I cant stop eating, Im becoming a fat fuck |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 21.07.2007 00:15 |
you got a girlfriend? or a lady u have ur eye on? |
deleted user 21.07.2007 01:10 |
<font color=0>Metal Maiden<h6>Oh Yeah... wrote: you got a girlfriend? or a lady u have ur eye on?I am guessing that this is trying to help give advice. but my first impression was "oooh, ella got a thing for tubbies *gorges on fudge*" anyway, for Adolfo, give up meat, take 1/4 mile walks everyday, and you'll be skinny again in a couple months. it worked amazingly well for me. if you can't stand to give up meat, cut back on pork and beef, and gorge on chicken and fish, it still works. |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 02:13 |
thanks donnie, Ill try to walk more often |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 02:28 |
<font color=0>Metal Maiden<h6>Oh Yeah... wrote: you got a girlfriend? or a lady u have ur eye on?yeah I do link |
its_a_hard_life 26994 21.07.2007 08:16 |
Adolfo wrote: Im gaining weight and I cant stop eatingThats like me!!!!!! |
Raf 21.07.2007 08:30 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:RAWR.Adolfo wrote: Im gaining weight and I cant stop eatingThats like me!!!!!! |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 12:16 |
Must be your Karma for blocking me on MSN. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED TO YOU. AND YOU ADDED ME. FAT FUCK SERVES YOU RIGHT.... ._. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 21.07.2007 13:01 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:Rawrrrrrr. Sweetie. :) <3<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:RAWR.Adolfo wrote: Im gaining weight and I cant stop eatingThats like me!!!!!! |
QueenMercury46 21.07.2007 13:31 |
Fat bottomed boys make the rocking world go round! |
Raf 21.07.2007 13:53 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: Must be your Karma for blocking me on MSN. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED TO YOU. AND YOU ADDED ME. FAT FUCK SERVES YOU RIGHT.... ._.Was your post aimed at who I think that it was...? ¬.¬' |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 13:59 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:At Adolfo.<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: Must be your Karma for blocking me on MSN. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED TO YOU. AND YOU ADDED ME. FAT FUCK SERVES YOU RIGHT.... ._.Was your post aimed at who I think that it was...? ¬.¬' |
Raf 21.07.2007 14:01 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:Oh, okay. :P Nevermind then. xD<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote:At Adolfo.<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: Must be your Karma for blocking me on MSN. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED TO YOU. AND YOU ADDED ME. FAT FUCK SERVES YOU RIGHT.... ._.Was your post aimed at who I think that it was...? ¬.¬' |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 21.07.2007 14:45 |
Adolfo wrote:She should be your inspiration. This is how you're supposed to think: If you don't lose weight in 2 months, she's gonna dump you, slap you, and then step on you. And in order to lose weight, cut down on carbs, don't eat too late, and KEEP YOUR PORTIONS SMALL!!! Exercise is necessary.<font color=0>Metal Maiden<h6>Oh Yeah... wrote: you got a girlfriend? or a lady u have ur eye on?yeah I do link |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 15:00 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: Must be your Karma for blocking me on MSN. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED TO YOU. AND YOU ADDED ME. FAT FUCK SERVES YOU RIGHT.... ._.your where boring, ;) |
Winter Land Man 21.07.2007 15:02 |
<i>Donny Mars wrote:He could skip all that and do what I did.<font color=0>Metal Maiden<h6>Oh Yeah... wrote: you got a girlfriend? or a lady u have ur eye on?I am guessing that this is trying to help give advice. but my first impression was "oooh, ella got a thing for tubbies *gorges on fudge*" anyway, for Adolfo, give up meat, take 1/4 mile walks everyday, and you'll be skinny again in a couple months. it worked amazingly well for me. if you can't stand to give up meat, cut back on pork and beef, and gorge on chicken and fish, it still works. This is what I did to lose so much weight! 1. Stay in bed, make sure you've got anxiety first 2. Don't eat, drink something maybe once a day 3. Smoke all the cigarettes you can. I went from 220 to 160 in less than two months. I don't care what anyone says about that. It worked and I wasn't even aiming for losing weight, I think some of my friends thought I was dying. |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 15:10 |
So, today I wet on a 2 hour walk under the sun with my sweater and 2 shirts, plus my sky pants, yep, Im fucking crazy. |
-fatty- 2850 21.07.2007 15:23 |
Stop being such a pussy and get some lard down your neck. My arteries are like sooty's arsehole (tight & furry) and you don't hear me complaining. fatty. |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 21.07.2007 15:25 |
DON'T DO THAT!!!! You need some serious weight loss tips. You don't have to torture yourself. Instead of staying at home and watching TV, go for a walk with a friend or something. Don't eat too much fattening foods (you know what they are). And this is really cool: eat half a grapefruit after each meal, and you're guaranteed to lose AT LEAST 5 pounds in 2 weeks. Oh yeah, and don't forget an hour of exercise a day. You don't have to do it all at once. You can scatter 15 minutes sessions throughout the day. |
-fatty- 2850 21.07.2007 15:28 |
Bollocks. It's time to face facts. You're fat and you're ugly and nobody loves you. Seek solace in cakes. They never turn their back on you. Go on, you know it makes sense. yum yum yum yum yum tum yum. fatty. |
its_a_hard_life 26994 21.07.2007 15:54 |
fatty wrote: Bollocks. It's time to face facts. You're fat and you're ugly and nobody loves you. Seek solace in cakes. They never turn their back on you. Go on, you know it makes sense. yum yum yum yum yum tum yum. fatty.LMAO. :D |
deleted user 21.07.2007 16:59 |
A lot of fruit and green stuff, exercise. Of course you can smoke a lot, but then dont be surprised if you are killed by a cancer. I know everybody likes to be fit and everybody likes to look at a fit person. But if she does not want to be with you only because you're fat, honestly she does not deserve you. I saw the video. Your girlfriend is very gorgeous! It's not easy to loose weight. I only eat cheetos practically four times a year. I mean, I dont have too much weight, but I see that my paternal family has a big tendency to get fat and I have many of theirs characteristics and I'm still growing up, so I must be very careful with the food. I rarely eat Cheetos (I looove) or cockies. : ( It's hard, but I try to only think at the result. Good luck there! : D |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 17:14 |
Adolfo wrote:You IMed me first, bub.<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote: Must be your Karma for blocking me on MSN. I'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING TALKED TO YOU. AND YOU ADDED ME. FAT FUCK SERVES YOU RIGHT.... ._.your where boring, ;) And your grammar is terrible. |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 17:28 |
fatty wrote: Bollocks. It's time to face facts. You're fat and you're ugly and nobody loves you. Seek solace in cakes. They never turn their back on you. Go on, you know it makes sense. yum yum yum yum yum tum yum. fatty.You're right! Cake won't ever let you down! Milkshakes don't talk back! Candy never leaves you for another fatter, uglier, lazier, sloppier piece of shit! xDD So do what you know is right, Adolfo, and eat another box of Totino's pizza rolls. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 21.07.2007 17:50 |
Adolfo wrote: I seem to have one, since Im gaining weight and I cant stop eating, Im becoming a fat fuckMaybe your period's due. Yes, I know you're a man, I'm just trying to be helpful. |
Cedric6014 21.07.2007 19:16 |
.*.Messenger: Jake Pyndle.*. wrote:There's some sound advice right there<i>Donny Mars wrote:He could skip all that and do what I did. This is what I did to lose so much weight! 1. Stay in bed, make sure you've got anxiety first 2. Don't eat, drink something maybe once a day 3. Smoke all the cigarettes you can. I went from 220 to 160 in less than two months. I don't care what anyone says about that. It worked and I wasn't even aiming for losing weight, I think some of my friends thought I was dying.<font color=0>Metal Maiden<h6>Oh Yeah... wrote: you got a girlfriend? or a lady u have ur eye on?I am guessing that this is trying to help give advice. but my first impression was "oooh, ella got a thing for tubbies *gorges on fudge*" anyway, for Adolfo, give up meat, take 1/4 mile walks everyday, and you'll be skinny again in a couple months. it worked amazingly well for me. if you can't stand to give up meat, cut back on pork and beef, and gorge on chicken and fish, it still works. |
FriedChicken 21.07.2007 19:38 |
Try my diet. Buy a chicken and leave it outside the fride for a week or so. Then eat it, along with a couple of raw eggs to be sure.. You are guaranteed to lose over 10 kilos in one week time |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 19:56 |
FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Try my diet. Buy a chicken and leave it outside the fride for a week or so. Then eat it, along with a couple of raw eggs to be sure..Don't forget the cannoli! xD |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 20:54 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:fuck!! you really have a problem, god u r so sensitive, what in the world made you so mad? blocking you?? thats hardly and issue, thats nothing!, I refuse to start fights with a little girl that I dont know over the internet, so, lets do something, ignore me and I'll ignore you, ok?FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Try my diet. Buy a chicken and leave it outside the fride for a week or so. Then eat it, along with a couple of raw eggs to be sure..Don't forget the cannoli! xD And my grammar is not good cause im from a spanish speaking country, so there you have it. |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 20:58 |
<font color=CC0000>Queen Mab wrote: A lot of fruit and green stuff, exercise. Of course you can smoke a lot, but then dont be surprised if you are killed by a cancer. I know everybody likes to be fit and everybody likes to look at a fit person. But if she does not want to be with you only because you're fat, honestly she does not deserve you. I saw the video. Your girlfriend is very gorgeous! It's not easy to loose weight. I only eat cheetos practically four times a year. I mean, I dont have too much weight, but I see that my paternal family has a big tendency to get fat and I have many of theirs characteristics and I'm still growing up, so I must be very careful with the food. I rarely eat Cheetos (I looove) or cockies. : ( It's hard, but I try to only think at the result. Good luck there! : DThe problem is not my gf, the thing is that a long time ago I had anorexia, so gaining weight is a huge issue for me. anyways, thanks for the advice ;) |
-fatty- 2850 21.07.2007 21:25 |
I have anorexia too. Whenever I look in the mirror I see a fat person staring back. fatty. |
Sweetie 21.07.2007 21:37 |
Adolfo wrote: I seem to have one, since Im gaining weight and I cant stop eating, Im becoming a fat fuckor maybe you're pregnant? |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 22:14 |
Adolfo wrote:Allllriggghttt.....<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:fuck!! you really have a problem, god u r so sensitive, what in the world made you so mad? blocking you?? thats hardly and issue, thats nothing!, I refuse to start fights with a little girl that I dont know over the internet, so, lets do something, ignore me and I'll ignore you, ok? And my grammar is not good cause im from a spanish speaking country, so there you have it.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Try my diet. Buy a chicken and leave it outside the fride for a week or so. Then eat it, along with a couple of raw eggs to be sure..Don't forget the cannoli! xD First of all, I was half kidding. I was over it. I have 100 something contacts so in the big scheme of things you are a little fucking speck. Seems like you're the one who's overreacting. And don't treat me like a dumb American, love.... Because I'm not even American. My main language is German. English is my second one. :) So just reach for another eclair. Also, my bit about the cannoli had nothing to do with you. So I don't know why you chose to quote that.... |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 21.07.2007 22:29 |
<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:Ignore meAdolfo wrote:Allllriggghttt..... First of all, I was half kidding. I was over it. I have 100 something contacts so in the big scheme of things you are a little fucking speck. Seems like you're the one who's overreacting. And don't treat me like a dumb American, love.... Because I'm not even American. My main language is German. English is my second one. :) So just reach for another eclair. Also, my bit about the cannoli had nothing to do with you. So I don't know why you chose to quote that....<font color=teal>Cookies?<h6>A Scientist wrote:fuck!! you really have a problem, god u r so sensitive, what in the world made you so mad? blocking you?? thats hardly and issue, thats nothing!, I refuse to start fights with a little girl that I dont know over the internet, so, lets do something, ignore me and I'll ignore you, ok? And my grammar is not good cause im from a spanish speaking country, so there you have it.FriedChicken<br><font size=1>The Almighty</font> wrote: Try my diet. Buy a chicken and leave it outside the fride for a week or so. Then eat it, along with a couple of raw eggs to be sure..Don't forget the cannoli! xD |
Sergei. 21.07.2007 22:34 |
Not until you ignore me first. |
BradJarre 22.07.2007 06:56 |
im to fat either. im about 15kg to heavy. but im on a diet |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 22.07.2007 10:50 |
I'm also fat.... |
BradJarre 22.07.2007 11:56 |
I DONT KNOW IF YOUR fat. IM BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |
Gratzi 22.07.2007 14:59 |
Adolfo wrote: I seem to have one, since Im gaining weight and I cant stop eating, Im becoming a fat fuckBefore you rush into starting a diet, see a doctor. This can also be a matter of metabolism, mine is pretty good in this sense, as I constantly eat junk and fat foods, and hardly do any exercice, not to mention how stressed I am all the time for minor reasons, and I'm still skinny. My advice to you is to go see a doctor first! Good luck to you!;) |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 22.07.2007 15:23 |
Yeah, Gratzi dude is right. Before asking any of us, you should really see a professional. And since it happened so suddenly, it might have a medical side to it, too. |
Gratzi 22.07.2007 15:27 |
^ Arrrrrrrrggghhh! I'm not a dude! :D |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 22.07.2007 16:09 |
Dudette? |
Gratzi 22.07.2007 16:13 |
Maybe... :P But yeah! |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 22.07.2007 17:00 |
OK, hi. |
Raf 22.07.2007 17:04 |
link To everybody who's a bit chubby and worries too much about it... Be glad at least you aren't in that situation. :P I think people who are fat do have to worry... But I think many people worry more than they should. Specially girls. Skinny girls are *not* sexy. Curvy girls are the sex. "Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round". ;) |
Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 22.07.2007 17:09 |
<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: link To everybody who's a bit chubby and worries too much about it... Be glad at least you aren't in that situation. :P I think people who are fat do have to worry... But I think many people worry more than they should. Specially girls. Skinny girls are *not* sexy. Curvy girls are the sex. "Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round". ;)You have to be skinny (average=5'8 should be about 125 pounds), but curvy. :-). |
Raf 22.07.2007 17:12 |
<font color=0>Metal Maiden<h6>Oh Yeah... wrote:Skinny isn't sexy, even if curvy at the same time. :P<font color="lime">Raf840 wrote: link To everybody who's a bit chubby and worries too much about it... Be glad at least you aren't in that situation. :P I think people who are fat do have to worry... But I think many people worry more than they should. Specially girls. Skinny girls are *not* sexy. Curvy girls are the sex. "Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round". ;)You have to be skinny (average=5'8 should be about 125 pounds), but curvy. :-). |
AspiringPhilosophe 22.07.2007 18:06 |
Adolofo, I've had problems with my weight my entire life, so I know what you are going through. At 24 years old I'm FINALLY getting it under control, after gaining close to 20 pounds my first year of grad school (all nighters with pizza and alcohol are NEVER good for a body, though they can be fun!). Since the end of the school year (mid May) I've lost 15 pounds, and I'm still going for more as I feel like I look terrible. Trust me, being on a university campus surrounded by girls who fit into size 0 does nothing good for one's self image....especially since I have a Swedish/English mix of a build and will NEVER fit into something that small ever in my life. But never mind my self image..... If you want to loose weight, here is how I'm doing it and it really does work. If you Google search "Calories needed per day" you will find a website (there are several) that will tell you how many calories you need to eat per day, just to maintain your current weight. Take that number and decrease it by 500 calories. This is how many calories you are allowed per day. It's a pain in the ass to have to measure it all out, but you have to do it. Keep track of it with an index card. Don't go above that number. Once you have done that for a week or two and get used to it, start adding in some physical activity. I personally do a walk/jog thing where I walk for two songs on my IPod (about 10 minutes) and then jog for two songs. My route started out as 4 miles per day (not as long as it sounds, since I currently live in suburbia) but now I'm up to 8 miles per day. Once you calculate how many calories you burn doing whatever activity it is you pick, remember to subtract that number from the calories you've eaten that day...then you can eat a little more. You just have to keep it under the level per day. Once you start loosing weight, remember to re-check that website because as the weight comes off, the calories needed per day change, and you'll have to drop the number you are eating again. Best of luck in your endevors! |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 23.07.2007 00:41 |
HistoryGirl wrote: Adolofo, I've had problems with my weight my entire life, so I know what you are going through. At 24 years old I'm FINALLY getting it under control, after gaining close to 20 pounds my first year of grad school (all nighters with pizza and alcohol are NEVER good for a body, though they can be fun!). Since the end of the school year (mid May) I've lost 15 pounds, and I'm still going for more as I feel like I look terrible. Trust me, being on a university campus surrounded by girls who fit into size 0 does nothing good for one's self image....especially since I have a Swedish/English mix of a build and will NEVER fit into something that small ever in my life. But never mind my self image..... If you want to loose weight, here is how I'm doing it and it really does work. If you Google search "Calories needed per day" you will find a website (there are several) that will tell you how many calories you need to eat per day, just to maintain your current weight. Take that number and decrease it by 500 calories. This is how many calories you are allowed per day. It's a pain in the ass to have to measure it all out, but you have to do it. Keep track of it with an index card. Don't go above that number. Once you have done that for a week or two and get used to it, start adding in some physical activity. I personally do a walk/jog thing where I walk for two songs on my IPod (about 10 minutes) and then jog for two songs. My route started out as 4 miles per day (not as long as it sounds, since I currently live in suburbia) but now I'm up to 8 miles per day. Once you calculate how many calories you burn doing whatever activity it is you pick, remember to subtract that number from the calories you've eaten that day...then you can eat a little more. You just have to keep it under the level per day. Once you start loosing weight, remember to re-check that website because as the weight comes off, the calories needed per day change, and you'll have to drop the number you are eating again. Best of luck in your endevors!Wow thanks a lot, Ill be looking at that, thank u ;) |
Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 18.09.2007 00:59 |
.....ASSDUDE...... wrote:I cant afford a computer either, I also dont know what internet is, and I cant speak english, oh fuck!! where am I?? What am I doing?. oh!!Adolfo wrote: I seem to have one, since Im gaining weight and I cant stop eating, Im becoming a fat fuckLiar! Your Povo, you cant afford food. you must be eating carbord box's box again... your getting fat...dream on! lol.... Adolfat! ha! and we dont have carbord in Costa Rica, I sleep under banana trees |
Matias Merçeauroix 18.09.2007 01:18 |
I can't stop eating I literally eat all day but I don't get fat AT ALL I'm too fucking skinny but I eat and eat and eat... wish I wasn't so skinny ¬¬ damn |
Matias Merçeauroix 18.09.2007 03:27 |
I just don't wanna be THIS skinny =P |
Matias Merçeauroix 18.09.2007 04:40 |
CHUBBY GIRLS FUCKING RULE!!! I LOVE THEM AAAAALL xDDDDDDDD <3 |
its_a_hard_life 26994 18.09.2007 08:19 |
Hehehehe. XD |
Ms. Rebel 18.09.2007 10:50 |
Adolfo, GET DOWN MAKE LOVEEEEEE!!!!!!! XD I'm just joking. Just try to controle how much you eat, my friend had that problem too...try to eat black and not white stuff. People who have problems with weight usually eat a lot when they are nervous our under stress, if you do that, STOP! Go on tennis our something, try to move as much as you can, drink a lot of water...well, thing about smoking is true, but I wouldn't recommend you to smoke a lot....It's a bad thing, I smoke, but fuck It...You try to not smoke so often.... I know you will lose that extra pounds, I'm sure :D take care. cheers! |
Freya is quietly judging you. 18.09.2007 10:52 |
<b>The Megalomaniac Metal Majesty wrote: I can't stop eating I literally eat all day but I don't get fat AT ALL I'm too fucking skinny but I eat and eat and eat... wish I wasn't so skinny ¬¬ damnLucky bastard. |
Billy No Mates 18.09.2007 11:04 |
fatty wrote: Stop being such a pussy and get some lard down your neck. My arteries are like sooty's arsehole (tight & furry) and you don't hear me complaining. fatty.I'd just like to point out that Sooty's arsehole might be furry but couldn't, by any stretch of the imagination, be called tight. Otherwise how would matthew Corbett get his hand up there. I think Fatty must be thinking of someone else's arsehole. |
Dan C. 18.09.2007 14:20 |
fatty wrote: I have anorexia too. Whenever I look in the mirror I see a fat person staring back. fatty.I know how THAT goes... |
Matias Merçeauroix 18.09.2007 14:35 |
<b><font color=007788>?Freya? wrote:I can give you my "skinny-ness" if you give me something else in return<b>The Megalomaniac Metal Majesty wrote: I can't stop eating I literally eat all day but I don't get fat AT ALL I'm too fucking skinny but I eat and eat and eat... wish I wasn't so skinny ¬¬ damnLucky bastard. ;) lol |