| -fatty- 2850 21.03.2007 22:39 |
Swim with dolphins. Eat a deep-fried Mars Bar. Appear as an extra on Coronation Street. Run the London Marathon dressed as Batman. Snort cocaine off a midget's head. Win the men's singles at Wimbledon. Steal a stereo from a parked car. Ride a Derby winner (unless you count Lester Piggot at that party). Attend a BNP rally. Watch all seven seasons of 'The West Wing' back to back. Go on the 'Pepsi Max' rollercoaster at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Attend a fancy dress party disguised as Lee Marvin. Stick a lit firework up a cat's bottom. Hang Saddam Hussein. Appear in "Dictionary Corner" on Countdown. Sell alcohol to anyone below the age of 18 years. Watch Little Britain and be baffled at it's popularity. Get an ASBO. Be detained under the mental health act. Give Blood. Spend a month in a perspex box, suspended from a crane in the middle of London. Give a flying fuck about who shot Phil Mitchell. Write to Dear Derdrie for advice concerning his relationship with Jim Hutton. Visit Paris to lay flowers at the tunnel where Princess Diana was killed. Enter a spot-the-ball competition. Solve a mystery with the aid of 4 kids and their talking dog. Set fire to a beggar. Listen to Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' album while watching 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' to see if the music matches what is happening on screen. Do a fucking sudoku puzzle. Return a faulty electrical appliance to Argos only to be told that they will be unable to offer a refund without a receipt. Vote for Tony Blair. Shit himself when the T-Rex appears during the Lost Valley level of Tomb Raider. Get his finger stuck in a Tesco's shopping trolley. Expose himself to a frightened woman on Oxford Street. Climb Ben Nevis in the Scottish highlands wearing a t-shirt and flip flops and have to be air lifted to hospital suffering from exposure. Get stuck in a lift with someone who's face is familiar but for the life of him, cannot remember his name. Build a scale model of Lenny Henry from empty yoghurt pots. Hold a kitten underwater until the bubbles stop. Translate the lyrics of 'Lily The Pink' into ancient Hebrew. Construct his own lightsabre. Perform 'Keep Passing The Open Windows' live. Surf the net for porn. Give any real thought to the diffence between butter and "I Can't believe it's not butter". Grow fond of Brian May. Make a suit from the skins of murdered women. Invade a middle eastern country. Throw bricks through the windows of a suspected kiddie fiddler. Invent an alternative to the vacum cleaner. Celebrate his 47th birthday. fatty. |
| rocks. 21.03.2007 23:06 |
how d'you know he hasnt done some of that stuff :P hahah, wicked, very funny :D |
| Erin 21.03.2007 23:44 |
Ahh...fatty, it's good to have you back. ;-D |
| Dan C. 22.03.2007 00:06 |
Nice to see fatty's still up to his old tricks. |
| masterstroke_84 22.03.2007 02:10 |
51: Tell you to "SHUT UP" |
| Sweetie 22.03.2007 03:46 |
fatty wrote: Grow fond of Brian May.haha, I think he already did... link (you'll have to wait until Sheer heart attack 'cause they failed me....) |
| The Real Wizard 22.03.2007 04:20 |
masterstroke_84 wrote: 51: Tell you to "SHUT UP"Although they are not official rules, there are three things you should not do at Queenzone: 1) post links to porn 2) share mp3s 3) tell Fatty to shut up |
| FVBVA 22.03.2007 04:53 |
he never had a mobile phobe |
| Mike In NY 22.03.2007 05:44 |
He never got to be interviewed by the press on his opinon of his friend, Michael Jackson's molestation allegations... i could see it now.."oh it would be ridiculous dear if you think he'd ever lay a hand on a child" |
| FriedChicken 22.03.2007 07:10 |
Thank god he never got a chance to visit Queenzone, and especially the tribute page. Fatty, great to have you back :D |
| ermin 22.03.2007 08:06 |
dude, you have a lot of time... |
| Sebastian 22.03.2007 09:02 |
Cheers Fatty. It's the first time I smile today. |
| Mr Mercury 22.03.2007 10:10 |
^ I second that. Brilliant stuff as always Fatty. Cheers |
| eenaweena 22.03.2007 11:08 |
fatty wrote: Appear as an extra on Coronation Street. Run the London Marathon dressed as Batman. Win the men's singles at Wimbledon. Watch Little Britain and be baffled at it's popularity. Listen to Pink Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' album while watching 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' to see if the music matches what is happening on screen. Shit himself when the T-Rex appears during the Lost Valley level of Tomb Raider. Grow fond of Brian.LOL! XD wow. i haven't seen humor this good in a while. SERIOUSLY! :D |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 22.03.2007 11:29 |
fatty wrote: Watch Little Britain and be baffled at it's popularity. Get an ASBO. Spend a month in a perspex box, suspended from a crane in the middle of London. Give a flying fuck about who shot Phil Mitchell. Climb Ben Nevis in the Scottish highlands wearing a t-shirt and flip flops and have to be air lifted to hospital suffering from exposure.Heh heh heh. Brilliant. |
| Wiley 22.03.2007 11:31 |
Hehehe, very funny as always. I even laughed at the one from the beggar, but I couldn't help but think this one was cruel: "Hold a kitten underwater until the bubbles stop" Still, great material! :) Wiley |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 22.03.2007 11:57 |
YESSSSSS!!!!!! :D :D :D |
| deleted user 22.03.2007 13:48 |
Now I have a chance to see some of the posts by the LEGEND that is Fatty. I'd say 'my life is now complete' but that's kinda...sad. |
| Leaky Luke 22.03.2007 18:01 |
masterstroke_84 wrote: 51: Tell you to "SHUT UP"You're doomed DOOMED I tell ya Good to have you back fatty |
| greaserkat 22.03.2007 18:25 |
didnt freddie actually snort cocaine off the head of a midget at their infamous Jazz party? |
| Leaky Luke 22.03.2007 18:27 |
greaserkat wrote: didnt freddie actually snort cocaine off the head of a midget at their infamous Jazz party?practically it was a plate not the actual head |
| greaserkat 22.03.2007 18:37 |
yeah, it was off the plate on top of the midget's head. And I do think he did snort some, i mean come onm you actually think he didnt? |
| brian-harold-may 26643 22.03.2007 18:53 |
great except the he 47th birthday one, bad taste. but other wise very good |
| escuderodelareina 22.03.2007 18:59 |
very, very good...give blood...jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja Sorry, but it´s really good |
| The Fairy King 23.03.2007 07:29 |
51. Hate Bush |
| Champipple 23.03.2007 09:17 |
52. Catch a Queen + PR show and bitch about how he would be better. |
| Killer Queenie 23.03.2007 16:37 |
fatty wrote: Stick a lit firework up a cat's bottom. Hang Saddam Hussein. Watch Little Britain and be baffled at it's popularity. Get an ASBO. Be detained under the mental health act. Give a flying fuck about who shot Phil Mitchell. Solve a mystery with the aid of 4 kids and their talking dog. Do a fucking sudoku puzzle. Vote for Tony Blair. Shit himself when the T-Rex appears during the Lost Valley level of Tomb Raider. Get his finger stuck in a Tesco's shopping trolley. Build a scale model of Lenny Henry from empty yoghurt pots. Surf the net for porn. Give any real thought to the diffence between butter and "I Can't believe it's not butter". Invade a middle eastern country. Throw bricks through the windows of a suspected kiddie fiddler. Invent an alternative to the vacum cleaner.haha very good =) these have to be my favourites =) |
| freddiemercury4ever 23.03.2007 16:55 |
those were pretty good, but he never got to see is 46 b-day! |
| David Jones 25.03.2007 08:12 |
Superb! They made me laugh! |
| john bodega 25.03.2007 10:23 |
53. Hear Treasure Moment. |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 25.03.2007 10:44 |
<b><font color="#FF1493">The Fairy King wrote: 51. Hate Bushhe didnt like pie either :-] |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 25.03.2007 10:44 |
Zebonka12 wrote: 53. Hear Treasure Moment.has anyone,willingly? |
| DavidRFuller 25.03.2007 12:40 |
*azzadude* wrote:Unless he froze himself some time before November 1991.......FVBVA wrote: he never had a mobile phobenor a wii |
| john bodega 25.03.2007 13:15 |
joxerthemighty wrote:Duh! They're *only* the 2nd best band in history!Zebonka12 wrote: 53. Hear Treasure Moment.has anyone,willingly? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 25.03.2007 15:00 |
Zebonka12 wrote:legends in their own minds LOLjoxerthemighty wrote:Duh! They're *only* the 2nd best band in history!Zebonka12 wrote: 53. Hear Treasure Moment.has anyone,willingly? |
| Drowse1 27.03.2007 12:21 |
Marc Bolan appeared in Tomb Raider? |
| JoxerTheDeityPirate 27.03.2007 13:02 |
Drowse1 wrote: Marc Bolan appeared in Tomb Raider?yeah,you have to shoot the tyres out in his mini to proceed further |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 27.03.2007 13:25 |
joxerthemighty wrote:I'd love to see that happen! I practically whorship MARC BOLANISE. ;)Drowse1 wrote: Marc Bolan appeared in Tomb Raider?yeah,you have to shoot the tyres out in his mini to proceed further |
| Sharon G.Queen Fan 27.03.2007 17:06 |
I love Marc Bolan. RIP Marc. |