I think he also could speak with his farts
And this dead language called Yin language, which is a secret language system of my own
But it's such a dead language that even I don't even know it, even though I am the creator. The only such word I know the pronunciation of and definition is 'Yinday', which specifically means just any day of the week, that's yours in any way (hanging out with someone, er...etc). You can't call holidays as Yinday cos that is just terrible, and means your full of yourself
It could also just mean a random day, with no particular meaning.
bad ex.
guy 1: 'I wonder how many pressies I'm gonna get on Yinday!'
guy 2: 'What the fuck is wrong with you, Christmas isn't YOUR day you dumb shit'
guy 1: 'oh..'
good ex.
guy 1; tomorrow is Yinday
guy 2; huh?
guy 1; gonna finally bang Tiff
guy 2; oh
another:
me. 'when are we gonna hang out??'
friend. 'i don't know, maybe friday!'
me. 'or yinday!!!'
friend. 'lmao'