| Sergei. 12.09.2006 18:36 |
Well, since the other ones were so much fun, I thought we could make another! :D Just to review the rules: One person writes down their wish (Example: I wish I had a big penis :PPP) And the next person corrupts the wish (Example: You get a big penis, but you trip over it, break your neck and die) and then they say their own wish, and it continues. Ah kay... I'll start: I wish I didn't have to go to school. |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 18:39 |
You don't have to go to school but then you become a hobo and live off dead rats. :P I wish I could meet Freddie. HA, make THAT a bad wish. :P |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 18:43 |
You meet Freddie, but it's when he's wandering about in that circle of Hell with the desert and the fire and you get hit with fiery things raining down from the sky. I wish for world peace and a really expensive glass of champagne. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 18:51 |
(I don't know about the world peace, but) You get your champagne, but you become an alcoholic and end up devoting your life and money to buying that expensive champagne... and then you become bankrupt and... cut to the hobo and eating rats. I wish I could run faster than roadrunner. |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 18:57 |
You can run faster than the roadrunner but you run so fast that you send the earth crashing into a spin cycle thing and go forward in time when utter destruction and chaos rule. :P I wish my cheap-o ouija board actually worked. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 18:58 |
It works, and then everyone thinks you are a crazy voodoo psycho and never believes what you say. I wish they still made new episodes of Seinfeld. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.09.2006 19:03 |
They make new episodes of Seinfeld with Dr. Phil playing Jerry abd Kramer is played by Hilary Duff. I wish I had a dollar. |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 19:06 |
You get dollar but I steal it. I wish I had a smaller nose. xD No wait... I wish I looked like Twiggy! Ah, perfection. |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 19:10 |
You look like Twiggy, but all 6.7 stones of you are blown off your remarkably aesthetic terrace by a large-ish gust of wind and go =splat=. I wish I were a man-eating (literally and figuratively) demon. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.09.2006 19:17 |
Okay, but you only eat fat, sweaty men with hairy backs. I wish I had a magical dollar that couldn't be stolen or eaten or farted on. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 19:27 |
But your dollar gets married and hates his wife, and therefore commits suicide. I wish I had millions of Queen shirts. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.09.2006 19:29 |
^Okay, but Deliah pees all over them. I wish I had a dollar that was happy and invincable. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 19:30 |
You get that dollar, but you spend it on a cheap pack of gum that you can't even blow bubbles with. I wish I could have hundreds of pets without the mess and the stink. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.09.2006 19:31 |
^Okay, but your pets are hyper and run away to Vermont. I wish I was 10 feet tall. |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 19:31 |
You are ten feet tall, but you out-post me and I stab you in the eye. I wish I were an alcoholic mother of five living in a small Dell-computer box in a van by the river with our pet mice Fluffy and Pumpkin who nibble our toes and give us rabies while we can't sleep because of the cars on the freeway overhead. And... my word, just kill us already. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 19:33 |
But Chris Farley comes to your house and ax murders you for stealing his jokes. :P I wish I was a Mafia Godfather. |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 19:35 |
You are the Mfia Godfather but you get killed before enjoying any of your godfather-ness. I wish my money never ended |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 19:36 |
Your money never ends, but your life does. Or is that too simple ? How about you get a lethal paper-cut ? I wish I were a fish. A red fish or a blue fish. Not a one fish, but a two fish. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 19:37 |
You are a red fish, but people make fun of you and call you Time o' The Month. I wish I was an INVINCIBLE Mafia Godfather. |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 19:43 |
You are an invicible Mafia Godfather, but not impregnable, and you get pregnant and are forced to move to a small tropical island and eat too-warm coconuts with your new baby. I wish fluffle was a real word. |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 19:47 |
Fluffle is a real word, but people use it in very different context, meaning the things you might find in the toilet, and it just loses its magic. I wish I didn't need to sleep. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 19:48 |
Fluffle becomes a real word, but Hulk Hogan sues you for stealing his middle name. Aggh! outposted. You don't need to sleep, but you die anyways after running a 27 mile marathon. I wish I was an INVINCIBLE and IMPREGNIBLE Mafia Godfather. |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 20:12 |
Yes, but you have no arms or legs and no ... o dear, never mind... I wish that John Deacon would move out of my basement - or stop hogging the remote, and that Freddie would stop posessing the microwave (and burning all the food I try to make). |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 21:46 |
Okay, John Deacon stops hogging the remote and Freddie stops posessing the microwave. But without the marvelous telly ( assuming that's the appliance whose remote he's hogging... :P ) John grows brain dead and since Freddie can't turn on the oven and he refuses to eat uncooked food, he starves. Now I wish my mom wouldn't turn the TV on so loud when she watches her Spanish soap operas. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 21:50 |
She stops turning the volume up so loud, but then Maria finds out Carlos is cheating on her, and then your mom never finds out. And when she does, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!! :PP I wish everything in the world was free. |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 21:54 |
^XD XD!! Everything in the world is free... but then you work long hours for no reason. Tut tut. :P |
| deleted user 12.09.2006 21:57 |
^ But you forget to make a wish and the sharks eat your little toes. I wish I could find something better to do with my time. |
| Sergei. 12.09.2006 21:58 |
^And your wish is... |
| Carol! the Musical 12.09.2006 22:32 |
^ A shark bites Kelley's head off and drags Cookies by her hair... I wish the cowboy sharkies were my friends. |
| Smitty 12.09.2006 22:48 |
they are your friends, for about a couple seconds... I wish I was 30 years younger...and a woman. xD |
| That guy who digs energy domes 12.09.2006 23:02 |
Being 30 years younger put you as a sperm again and you lost the race this time I wish I could find a new exciting color for my energy dome |
| Poo, again 13.09.2006 11:23 |
There are exciting new colours for your energy dome, but they would probably take over the world if you would lay hands on them. I wish I could sing like Freddie Mercury :O |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 13:10 |
You can sing like Freddie, but not for long as before your talent is recognised you fall out of a building and die :( |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 13:48 |
you have no wishes, your life is complete, so everyone in the world becomes insanely jealous and consumes you alive!!! i wish i understood what was going on... |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 15:57 |
You understand what is going on, but then I travel back in time in my time machine and mess time up so you're confused again. Oh yeah, and your head explodes. I wish MatttheGeek's supermarkets would stop selling him cat and dog food. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 16:02 |
^ It does, but he moves on to alfalfa (which is meant for samll rodent-like creatures) and crickets (sacraficial offerings for the lizard). I wish I understood what the hell "Mercury Austin" in the adverts for brands or something on this page means. Is this random or about Freddie and Mary ? If you can't grant that wish, than I'll have to wish that people wouldn't come to school naked. |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 16:09 |
Hmm... I can't see the advertisements! :P Well, anywho, I'm almighty so I grant them both. But when you clicked on the Mercury Austin thing is was cheap porn and it stained your mind forever. And people stopped going to school naked, but instead come wearing very tacky shirts. |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 16:21 |
I wish that my History teacher would be gone for the rest of the year...:D...Oh how I would love for that to happen. *sinister laugh* |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 16:30 |
^ But your substitue teacher is an ex-prison-guard and makes you do arm-cirles. Ooo. That really happened to me once, in elementary school. I wish for peace on earth and dark chocolates. |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 16:43 |
But the peace on Earth turned out to be a planet conquered by fuzzy pink bunnies who hold you against your will in a fuzzy jail, and for punishment kiss you and give you a HUGE HUGGY WUGGY! awww :)...and the dark chocolates suddenly turn white and flavorless... I wish that I could be married to Roger's son... |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 17:01 |
You are married to Roger's son... but Roger gets jealous and destroys your marriage. :P I wish I would stop forgetting to put in wishes. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 17:02 |
You get married, but then he realizes he loves me instead and you two divorce. Then you become suicidal because of it. I wish that I hadn't lost my favorite queen shirt |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 17:03 |
You grant someone else's corrupted wish but forget to write your own...AGAIN! xD I wish that I could go to the 12th grade already! |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 17:03 |
Yep, I just got outposted! Curse you Chinesetorture dog! *shakes fist* (just kidding) |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:07 |
You go to the twelfth grade but you graduate only to figure out you've skipped some important info (A.K.A Sexual education :P) I wish that I was the lead singer of a band more phenomenal than Queen. |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 17:11 |
You become the singer of a better band then Queen...but then Brian May comes out in his underwear and bangs you on the head with the Red Special I wish I was gay...lol |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:13 |
You are gay but you get butt raped in prison. I wish I lived in the 70s. |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 17:19 |
You live in the '70s but you miss out on the '60s which were just as good.. :P I wish I was the smartest person on earth. |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:22 |
You become the smartest person on Earth, but Bill Gates murders you to regain his pompous title. I wish I could teach my Algebra class and give detention to all the eigth graders in it. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 17:37 |
you give detention to all the 8th graders, so the administration fills the empty spots with ravenous bugblatter beasts with a fondness for fried algebra teacher. i wish my jimi hendrix poster would talk to me and tell me the secrets of the universe. |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:39 |
Your Jimi Hendrix poster talks but gives you a little TMI. You then have to throw it out. I wish my Queen shirts told the future. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 17:45 |
ahhh...but i already know about the plastercaster, so i'm safe! lol. your queen shirts tell you the future, but then no one will hang out with you because they won't shut up. i wish for free spandex for everyone. |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:48 |
Free spandex for everyone, but Dick Cheney shoots George Bush because he finds out Georgie's hoo haw is bigger than his. I wish I could drink champagne at 12. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 17:52 |
^ And then you find out that after spending way too much on one bottle, you are broke and can never afford it again, and you are very sad. (But... you can ! You simply must ask your mom nicely !) I wish I was a fish. One of Freddie's carp. Oh. Wait. They died, didn't they. Huh. |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:53 |
^You die and get vacuum packed in a can of tuna. I wish I had a life. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 17:56 |
^ But then no one sees you on QZ anymore, and we all become suicidal and jump out our windows (individual effects based on height of window off ground). I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner. |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 17:59 |
You are an Oscar Meyer weiner but you get contaminated when John Petrucci stuffs you down his pants for a concert. I wish I had a tree house. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 18:00 |
You get eaten and the vegetarians don't love you! I wish that I never lost my Queen shirt! |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 18:01 |
fudgesicles! Outposted again! |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 18:03 |
^For the record, you click the first of three little icons that look like sheets of paper if you want to edit your post. :P |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 18:06 |
<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote: ^For the record, you click the first of three little icons that look like sheets of paper if you want to edit your post. :PI'm not THAT stupid, I knew that already. I'm afraid that someone will post something about what I said before saying outposted then I will edit it and it will make them look like an idiot. But thanks for trying to help! |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 18:08 |
Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote:Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE Me!<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote: ^For the record, you click the first of three little icons that look like sheets of paper if you want to edit your post. :PI'm not THAT stupid, I knew that already. I'm afraid that someone will post something about what I said before saying outposted then I will edit it and it will make them look like an idiot. But thanks for trying to help! :P Nah just kidding |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 18:10 |
We just destroyed the thread, so I will fix it! xD I wish that I found out about Queen a LONG time ago! |
| Sergei. 13.09.2006 18:11 |
You did, but now you're too old to be accepted on Queen zone. :P I wish my other post didn't have so many U's in it. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 18:14 |
<font color=&#FF63CC><b>Cookies! wrote: You did, but now you're too old to be accepted on Queen zone. :P I wish my other post didn't have so many U's in it.I recall somebody telling me about editing........ |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 21:16 |
i wish people wouldn't corrupt the corrupted wishes thread! jk, loves!:D |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 21:41 |
^ You get your wish, but the thread is still abnormally wide for something like fifteen more posts. I wish this thread would go on a diet. |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 22:05 |
The thread goes on a diet but it gets so skinny that you can only read one letter per line. With no spaces. :P I wish I could type faster.. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 22:11 |
You can type faster, but it speeds up the development of carpal-tunnel syndrome and your wrists go "owie-tingly" all the time. I wish my brain didn't feel furry. |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 22:19 |
your brain won't feel furry, but it will feel a bump on its head for you just hit your head on a door. i wish i was willy wonka's descendant. XD |
| Carol! the Musical 13.09.2006 22:21 |
You're Willy Wonka's grand daughter. But you can't make candy for sh*t. :P I wish my hair looked like Freddie's on the Slightly Mad vid. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 22:44 |
your hair looks like freddie's on the slightly mad vid, but paranormal researchers keep mistaking you for sasquatch and shooting you with tranquilizer darts. i wish my sore throat would vanish! vanissimo! |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 22:48 |
your sore throat vanishes, but suddenly, you find out your voice has turned into something that sounds like... a horse's. i wish i knew how to play the guitar... |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 23:22 |
You learn how to play, but then Brian May comes and outplays you at a performance. You are heart-broken and decide to commit suicide...:P I wish I had blue eyes... |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:23 |
you get blue eyes, but after 3-8 months, you go blind. i wish i was eating chocolate. |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 23:25 |
You begin munching on chocolate, only to find that it was Roger Taylor's candy bar. He gets pissed off at you, and runs after you, hitting your head with his drumsticks I wish I was MORE obsessed with Queen! |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:27 |
you get more obsessed, but your obssession leads you to becme van gogh-like crazy. i wish i had more queen records. |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 23:29 |
you become so obsessed with queen that you start to believe that you actually are brian may and set up a myspace for yourself, causing the real brian to go all pissy on your ass! lol. i wish i had telekinesis. outposted! friedchicken gets so many queen records that they decide they don't need her anymore, and go off and start their own country. |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:30 |
she gets telekinesis (sp?) and ends up going slightly mad. i wish i had a laptop... |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 23:31 |
You get a laptop, but on the next day, Rogerrrr falls on it, and crushes it flat. oooh...not good. I wish I had magic powers |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:32 |
gets some kind of magic, but not totally, for it makes her... crazy. i mean, the magic. i wish i had photoediting talents! |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 23:33 |
You get photoshop, but you find out that the verification code is out of date. :( I wish I could kick Paris Hilton's prissy ass! |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:35 |
she kicks her ass, but also ends up getting kicked in the butt... by security. i wish i lived to see queen. |
| Gone. 13.09.2006 23:37 |
You live to see Queen, buy a ticket, and are just about to see them up on stage...when the gates close up, and no one else is allowed inside the stadium. I wish I could go to sleep now instead of doing homework! |
| deleted user 13.09.2006 23:37 |
you live to see queen, but paul rodgers comes too. XD(no offense, paul fans, 'sajoke!) i wish i were blackbeard, master of the seas! arrrrr! damn, i was only 3 seconds off that time... you go to sleep, don't do your homework, and the world is full of buttercups and daisies! jk, you don't do your homework and your teacher makes you sing "i'm a little teapot" as punishment... |
| eenaweena 13.09.2006 23:59 |
^you become blackbeard, but you drown. in the seven seas of rhye. i wish i knew how to skateboard. XD |
| Adolfo and the spiders from Mercury 14.09.2006 00:03 |
you learn to skateboard and suddenly all the snow melts because of global warming I wish cartoons were real, and able to interact with us |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 01:14 |
cartoons are real, and you're porky pig. i wish i were queen of scotland. |
| eenaweena 14.09.2006 01:47 |
you're the queen of scotland. unfortunately, you were usurped by malcom, son of duncan. i wish i bought more brownies. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 02:23 |
they were special brownies. i don't know if that's good or bad, but it's certainly corrupt! i wish the bathroom weren't two floors down from my room. |
| eenaweena 14.09.2006 02:38 |
it isn't anymore, since the floor where your room is smashed the two floors below, and the bathroom was smashed too. i wish i was a super genius. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 08:27 |
you're a super genius...at defending yourself with toothpicks from attacks by venetian mice. useful when you go to venice, i suppose. i wish i had a cuppa tea... |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 13:05 |
You do get your cuppa but it's poisoned. I wish I could travel back in time, meet all four Queen's and they were all my friends. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 16:18 |
you meet all four queens, but not the ones you wanted: elizabeth, anne, victoria and elizabeth. i wish that bjork would wear a lobster-shaped dress to the next oscars. |
| Sergei. 14.09.2006 19:08 |
She does, but she is attacked by a mob of angry Kosher people for trying to seduce them. I wish my wrist tics hadn't destroyed the tendins in my hand. |
| Sergei. 14.09.2006 19:49 |
*REVIVE PEOPLE* |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.09.2006 22:34 |
They destroyed your ankles and you can no longer be superwoman I wish I could eliminate the ninnies and the twits |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 22:40 |
to compensate for the lack of ninnies and twits, the population of twats and dipnorks doubles. i wish i hadn't skipped dinner... |
| Gone. 14.09.2006 22:40 |
You wish you hadn't...but then you throw up anyway...even without food. I wish I could drop dead. |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 22:42 |
oh! who outposted who THIS time, behotch?! that's right...who's ya daddy?!?! (i have to take advantage of this opportunity to gloat!!!) okay...so you know how to edit... you drop dead, and then you are sadly deceased. but you get to party hardy with freddie mercury!!!(that was a negative wish, so i corrupted it to make it poooossssitive!!!) i wish i was the princess of the uuuuniveeeerrrse...and i could do away with viruses...viri... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.09.2006 22:42 |
you drop dead but then kids pee on you while playing firefighters I wish I had a water raft and a stick river |
| Gone. 14.09.2006 22:44 |
<font color="66CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: oh! who outposted who THIS time, behotch?! that's right...who's ya daddy?!?! (i have to take advantage of this opportunity to gloat!!!):-/...R u okay? xD |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 22:47 |
no! i have a cold, dammit! i hate being sick... you have a water raft and a stick river, but that just means your sitting in a puddle on a boardwalk. i wish for a tuna melt to appear before me now. oh itiedupyourmother, i made your wish happydappy! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.09.2006 22:53 |
your tuna melt is spoiled and you get gut rot I wish I would get out of this chair |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 23:04 |
you get out of the chair and promptly fall on your ass. i wish for three more wishes. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.09.2006 23:10 |
You waste all your wishes on on gas station burritos I wish I wasnt tired of the soup de jour |
| deleted user 14.09.2006 23:22 |
you love the soup so much that you eat all of it and explode. and since i didn't get my beloved soup(which i am thankfully eating now...), i jump up and down on your bits. i wish the soup du jour weren't so damn good. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 14.09.2006 23:28 |
you are tired of the soup de jour and nobody around here seems to comprehend your potato no matter how many times you tell them youre just looking for that real tomato I wish I had a glass of milk |
| Sergei. 15.09.2006 08:25 |
It's spoiled. I wish I had a chocolate lolly right now. |
| eenaweena 15.09.2006 09:14 |
the lolly had worms. i wish i was finished with this history report. |
| deleted user 15.09.2006 09:39 |
you're finished with your history report, and now it's time for the english paper! i wish lipton tea didn't taste so bad. |
| Sergei. 15.09.2006 15:11 |
It's impossible to grant or corrupt that wish. Lipton tea will always taste like day old piss. I wish my day at the fair today didn't suck so bad. :( |
| deleted user 15.09.2006 15:31 |
<font color=brian><b>Cookies! wrote: It's impossible to grant or corrupt that wish. Lipton tea will always taste like day old piss. I wish my day at the fair today didn't suck so bad. :(it certainly looks like it...but i won't pretend to have tasted day old piss:D your day at the fair doesn't suck, but it still blows. lol. i wish i could go to the football game this weekend...sigh... |
| Sergei. 15.09.2006 15:43 |
^You can't have a life! You have to pull through with the rest of us! I wish that none of the cool zoners ever leave! |
| Gone. 15.09.2006 16:03 |
As each and everyone of them is online one day, the site crashes forever. I wish that Roger was 40 years younger! xD |
| deleted user 15.09.2006 16:14 |
roger hasn't been born yet when queen forms, so queen is forced to play with micky dolenz instead. i wish it would rain so at least the weather would be mildly interesting instead of gray gray gray:P |
| Gone. 15.09.2006 17:00 |
The ugly fat guy who does the weather comes on and says "We will have a drought for the next 4 weeks" xD I wish that I was invisible |
| deleted user 15.09.2006 17:05 |
^ And then someone runs you over, you silly girl. I wish my mattress had been properly killed... |
| deleted user 15.09.2006 17:29 |
now it's rotting:P i wish i could sleep for 3 days straight. |
| Sergei. 16.09.2006 13:38 |
You do but you realize, what the hell, i'll sleep longer, and end up pulling a rip van winkle. I wish I could meet Jerry Seinfeld! |
| deleted user 16.09.2006 14:09 |
you meet jerry seinfeld and he proposes marriage, which just makes things really unnecessarily awkward. you decide you'd rather meet kramer. i wish freddie would get on with resurrecting himself already. |
| Sergei. 16.09.2006 14:12 |
He does but he leaves his nose in the grave. I wish I was rich. |
| deleted user 16.09.2006 14:19 |
so he becomes michael jackson, then, does he? i can live with that. on second though, two michael jacksons are little too much to handle. you are rich...ard. i wish apple hadn't changed the itunes logo to blue. i liked the green one:P |
| Hooligan's Holiday 19.09.2006 18:47 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: They make new episodes of Seinfeld with Dr. Phil playing Jerry abd Kramer is played by Hilary Duff. I wish I had a dollar.LOL! |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:10 |
<font color="darling">macbethswifedan wrote: so he becomes michael jackson, then, does he? i can live with that. on second though, two michael jacksons are little too much to handle. you are rich...ard. i wish apple hadn't changed the itunes logo to blue. i liked the green one:PIt went to green, but the system crashed I wish I had Yahoo! Messenger. |
| Gone. 19.09.2006 19:25 |
You get Yahoo messenger..and then AIM sues you for switching services. I wish I was dumb |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:26 |
<font color="#FF7F5">GetDown!<h6>Make <3 wrote: You get Yahoo messenger..and then AIM sues you for switching services. I wish I was dumbYou get dumb, then a smart hobo I wish hobos hyped at dead shit |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:28 |
They do, but their overall vocal coherence greatly increases and you're screwed. I wish that Fredlilah posts her comic before I collapse from exhaustion... |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:31 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: They do, but their overall vocal coherence greatly increases and you're screwed. I wish that Fredlilah posts her comic before I collapse from exhaustion...She does, but its a peice of shit I wish spammers never spammed. |
| Gone. 19.09.2006 19:33 |
But instead, in the morning 45 packages of Spam come to your front door signed "Yours truly, From the Spammers of Queenzone" I wish that I could get sick |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:34 |
Fine, outposter... You get sick, but it's a really rare and slightly-incurable skin condition that turns your whole body GREEN. And then... I wish Fredlilah would post her comic and it's not a piece of shit and I get to see it before I go to bed ! And then the world can explode tomorrow, because I don't give a fuck ! :D |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:36 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: Fine, outposter... You get sick, but it's a really rare and slightly-incurable skin condition that turns your whole body GREEN. And then... I wish Fredlilah would post her comic and it's not a piece of shit and I get to see it before I go to bed ! And then the world can explode tomorrow, because I don't give a fuck ! :DThe wish was granted then got fucked up I wish the comic was like OMFGZORZ-ness |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 19:41 |
^ LAME ! |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 20:20 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: ^ LAME !You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies. |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 20:27 |
<font color=�>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote:But I like Friday the 13th...<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: ^ LAME !You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies. |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 20:28 |
<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:Its the WORST day in the world. Mirrors, salt, ladders, cracks, etc.<font color=�>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote:But I like Friday the 13th...<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: ^ LAME !You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies. |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 20:29 |
<font color=�>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote:Its good cuz its a perfect day to wacth Scary Movie... 4.<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote:Its the WORST day in the world. Mirrors, salt, ladders, cracks, etc.<font color=�>Hadrian<h6>Unique8 wrote:But I like Friday the 13th...<font color=red>The Audacity of Charles wrote: ^ LAME !You wish gets thrown to Friday the 13th and dies. |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 21:17 |
Yay! Corrupting wishes is fun. OK, you sit down to watch Friday the 13th. Then you realize you are watching the tape from The Ring. You decide sven days is too much time, so you end your suffering right then and there. Use your imagination on how, people. I wish that in math, my teacher never gave us homework, and no one could do anything about it, so to compensate, the english teacher gave us a research paper on our hero! (Fred of course. Or maybe Brian... Or maybe just Queen as a whole.) Oh, yeah, I'm such a (proud) nerd. Corrupt that wish, y'all! |
| deleted user 19.09.2006 22:48 |
<font color=Maroon>Singing Forever wrote: Yay! Corrupting wishes is fun. OK, you sit down to watch Friday the 13th. Then you realize you are watching the tape from The Ring. You decide sven days is too much time, so you end your suffering right then and there. Use your imagination on how, people. I wish that in math, my teacher never gave us homework, and no one could do anything about it, so to compensate, the english teacher gave us a research paper on our hero! (Fred of course. Or maybe Brian... Or maybe just Queen as a whole.) Oh, yeah, I'm such a (proud) nerd. Corrupt that wish, y'all!I corrupted that wish by telling the district or the president I wish you had a nap. |
| deleted user 20.09.2006 17:27 |
I lie down for a nap right next to the PC and while I am asleep, my hand falls on the keyboard and hits random letters. It clogs up the entire notice board and you have to get off the site. I wake up when the site is running again, and have a hunger to talk to someone. So I get posting more fiercley than ever before!!! I wish I could fly, my friends... |
| deleted user 20.09.2006 17:30 |
^ But you fly a smidge too close to the sun. I wish for peace on Earth and free chocolate for everyone ! |
| deleted user 20.09.2006 18:47 |
You discover that the chocolate was made by a spinach company who stores their food carelessly. Everyone gets sick, and it is the worst disease since the Plague. As for the world peace (which I hate to corrupt as it is one of my dreams too), John Lennon comes back and decides that you stole his concept, and he has you arrested for plaigorism.(sp?) I wish that I had an invicible wish that could NEVER ever ever ever ever be corrupted. |
| Sergei. 22.09.2006 14:53 |
It is corrupted anyways. I wish I was a gangsta (a, not er, and therefore meaning ATL and not The Untouchables) |
| Gone. 22.09.2006 15:50 |
You become gangsta, but then the homies from da hood come to beat you up. I wish I resembled Roger Taylor. :D |
| Carol! the Musical 22.09.2006 16:14 |
^ You resemble Roger Taylor... but then you don't resemble Angelina Jolie! I wish the guy in the soap opera my mom is making me watch shaved off his chest hair. I mean, his collar is up to neck but hair is still seeping through! :O |
| Jesspit 22.09.2006 16:17 |
He waxes his chest but ends up with a very bad rash on the hair grows back on his neck and legs I wish i had a very big wet fish |
| I♥The80's 22.09.2006 16:18 |
outposted.....omg even here...lol :P The fish is so big 'n wet that it floods your house. I wish my drivers license finally came in the mail. |
| Carol! the Musical 22.09.2006 16:25 |
^ Your card arrives but the raccoon that lives inside your mailbox eats it. I wish I had a good yearbook picture. |
| Poo, again 22.09.2006 16:27 |
<font color=660066>Fredlilah<h6>12345678 wrote: ^ Your card arrives but the raccoon that lives inside your mailbox eats it. I wish I had a good yearbook picture.Your yearbook picture will be great this year, but for the rest of your life they'll suck. I wish I was married to Agnetha Fältskog. :O |
| I♥The80's 22.09.2006 16:59 |
You marry Agnetha Fältskog but find out that she's a man. I wish my solo performance with orchestra goes well and I don't screw up and embarrase myself :S |
| Sergei. 22.09.2006 21:52 |
It goes well, but you fart at the end and it stinks really bad. :PP (jk) I wish John lived in my guest room! |
| Katastrophe Mercury 22.09.2006 21:58 |
John lives in your guest room but steals your things, throws a party and gets you arrested. i wish i had a pet monkey. |
| deleted user 22.09.2006 22:00 |
the monkey pulls your hair and bites you I wish this coffe tasted better (What the hell did I do to it? It's so gross!) Yes, I'm thirteen and drinking coffe |
| Sergei. 22.09.2006 22:01 |
You get a monkey but he goes crazy and scalps you when you try to throw him a birthday party. (actually happened!!!) :P I wish I didn't hate drinking milk (Doc says I'd be three inches taller if I did) Out posted!! |
| Sergei. 22.09.2006 22:02 |
<font color=grape>Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote: the monkey pulls your hair and bites you I wish this coffe tasted better (What the hell did I do to it? It's so gross!) Yes, I'm thirteen and drinking coffeIt does but you continue to misspell coffee. :PP (See above wish) |
| I♥The80's 22.09.2006 22:03 |
you don't hate milk but drink so much of it that you start going "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I wish I had Brian's hair |
| Sergei. 22.09.2006 22:06 |
You have Brian's hair but forget to wash it, and a bird lays eggs in it, grass grows there, worms dwell and ants march around and your hair becomes an ecosystem. I wish I was Roger Waters. |
| deleted user 22.09.2006 22:07 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote:Thanks for pointing that out. I HATE spelling mistakes, so I'm glad when people point them out to me. Ignorance is very bad.<font color=grape>Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote: the monkey pulls your hair and bites you I wish this coffe tasted better (What the hell did I do to it? It's so gross!) Yes, I'm thirteen and drinking coffeIt does but you continue to misspell coffee. :PP (See above wish) |
| I♥The80's 22.09.2006 22:09 |
lmao! Okay, you become Roger Waters and then start to get annoying with your dinky winky :O I wish my feet were smaller :P |
| Sergei. 22.09.2006 22:14 |
Your feet are smaller but they become too small for your body :O Now I wish they didn't broadcast breast augmentations on Cable TV. xP |
| I♥The80's 22.09.2006 22:16 |
They don't air breast augmen....WHAT THE FUCK are they doing airing that?!!??!!??! lol ;P anyways, tations anymore and you start getting the urge to get it done to yourself! ;P I wish I wouldn't have to go to my quartet rehearsal tomorrow :( |
| deleted user 23.09.2006 08:16 |
You don't have to, but then your quartet isn't ready for its performance and you guys screw it up really bad :) I wish I never smashed my finger in the bus window |
| eenaweena 23.09.2006 08:19 |
you never did. you sliced it, though. i wished nestea didn't taste so artificial. |
| deleted user 23.09.2006 08:21 |
it tastes natural, but then you realize you like the artificial taste better I wish my older brother wasn't such a jerk to me |
| Sergei. 23.09.2006 16:17 |
He isn't a jerk, but still farts and picks his nose, which is equally as bad. I wish I had a gumball. |
| Carol! the Musical 23.09.2006 16:24 |
^You have a gumball, but you choke on it. I wish I wasn't so bored. |
| Sergei. 23.09.2006 16:28 |
You get so excited you want to do something exhilerating and while in a state of hazy mindlessness you go and jump off a cliff. I wish i had a turkey sandwich. |
| Gone. 23.09.2006 16:30 |
You get a turkey sandwich, but then Brian May comes and eats it :P I wish I was pretty. |
| Carol! the Musical 23.09.2006 16:37 |
^ You already are. So the starter of this thread kills you. I wish I had X-ray vision. Ya know, looking through people's clothes and hoopla. ONLY good looking people, no fat pot belly men. :P |
| Gone. 23.09.2006 16:38 |
You have X-ray vision, and start staring at a man...turns out, underneath..he is really a he-she...EW I wish I had chocolate! |
| Poo, again 23.09.2006 16:41 |
You get a lifetime supply of chocolate, but sadly you day the next day. Of AIDS, because you listened to Queen too much. I wish I could go back in time and marry Agnetha Fältskog... again. |
| Gone. 23.09.2006 16:42 |
You marry Agnetha Fältskog...and then divorce her an hour later because she threw up on you. I wish I hated Queen. |
| Sergei. 23.09.2006 16:47 |
You hate Queen, but.... you can't!!! It's impossible :O I wish I wasn't called a Nazi. :( |
| Gone. 23.09.2006 16:48 |
People stop calling you a Nazi...and start calling you a COMMUNIST...EWWW! I wish I wasn't always called a COMMUNIST! ;_; |
| Poo, again 23.09.2006 16:50 |
Aren't you? Well, anyway, people stop calling you communist, and call you Martha Stewart instead. Which is MUCH worse. I wish Agnetha Fältskog would forever stay young. |
| Sergei. 23.09.2006 16:50 |
You aren't a COMMUNIST anymore..... but people start calling you names like Mrs. Putin and Mrs. Breschnev. Ew. I wish I could slap my Algebra teacher. |
| Gone. 23.09.2006 16:56 |
LOL...I'll answer both. Agnetha Fältskog becomes an old hag in 3 days. and...Cookies; You slap your algebra teacher...and she arrests you. I wish I had a life. |
| Sergei. 23.09.2006 16:58 |
You have a life... at Queenzone! I wish I had thought of Queenzone. |
| Poo, again 23.09.2006 16:59 |
You finally get a life, but then you buy a new pair of skintight black jeans, and they're all you can think about. I wish Agnetha Fältskog would invite herself to my bedroom. Damn, outposted :O |
| deleted user 24.09.2006 23:40 |
<font color=pink>I love Freddie wrote: You finally get a life, but then you buy a new pair of skintight black jeans, and they're all you can think about. I wish Agnetha Fältskog would invite herself to my bedroom. Damn, outposted :OShe invites herself, but trips over a penis coming there and then, when she comes, she swears... in german I wish corrupted wishes was crack being smoked. |
| deleted user 24.09.2006 23:42 |
<font color=teal>Cookies!!<h6>Spicy<h6> wrote: You get so excited you want to do something exhilerating and while in a state of hazy mindlessness you go and jump off a cliff. |