According to this morning's Herald, Ottakers (one of Britain's largest chain of book stores) has my latest book "A Smack In The Pus" placed at number 10 in the "Scottish Interest" Bestsellers list and wait for it.....
NUMBER 1 in the Humour bestsellers list!!!!
I will have to gign off quickly as my head has become a hazard to shipping on the River Forth.
fatty.
P.S If my ex-headmaster Mr Munro is reading this, do the words "Useless fat bastard who will never amount to anything" ring any bells? Get it right up ye, ya baldy, specky auld, prick!
Congrats, fatty. It's high time, you deserve it.
Incidentally, my grandmother has a similar story to yours about your headmaster. She was Stephen Hendry's English teacher and at a parents' evening she said to his ma and pa "The only thing Stephen seems interested in is snooker and he'll never make a living out of that." True, I swear.